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[–]Monolithic_Zebra 921ポイント922ポイント  (97子コメント)

[–]iaccidentlytheworld 325ポイント326ポイント  (20子コメント)

[–]AfterSlice 19ポイント20ポイント  (0子コメント)

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen.

[–]ShizerSoze 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

That shit is frightening. Imagine someone coming up the stairs from your cellar in the middle of the night like that.

[–]EZ_does_it 412ポイント413ポイント  (55子コメント)

[–]HerpingtonDerpDerp 892ポイント893ポイント  (43子コメント)

Yes but with a girl they obviously don't go anywhere. This is why you need two penises in gyroscopic motion to be able to get from point A to point B.

[–]ZincHead 198ポイント199ポイント  (17子コメント)

It's the transportation of the future!

[–]iflythewafflecopter 125ポイント126ポイント  (12子コメント)

Thank god, I'm tired of dealing with those airlines.

[–]schwoogiejoe24 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

so I noticed that the controls on the parts that go up your ass and mouth are also on the side here...

yes, and?

well, it just occurred to me that it could be operated without anything going up your ass...

well yeah, but what'd be the fun of that?

[–]TheCakeDayLie 21ポイント22ポイント  (1子コメント)

Mr. Garrison had a unique idea for transport:

Here

[–]Smalahove 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

Do you think we can change the controls a little? I mean it still beats the airline.

[–]JonasBrosSuck 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

you seem to know a lot about penis math, how's working at Pied Piper?

[–]rossiFan 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Right. All about the counterweights and kinetic energy. Not ghey; it's science.

[–]Asiansensationz 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

That is true. When two penises collide and lock in the place in the certain angle, it creates a CPC (centrifugal penile core). With an enough acceleration, the CPC users will achieve a certain speed granting a special property that transfers friction outward, based on the combined density and strenght (N).

[–]roger--wilco 3ポイント4ポイント  (2子コメント)

Yeah but the girl has an added benefit of cleaning the floor as you go

[–]Draetor24 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Agreed. The momentum of the penis swinging like a pendulum propels them into motion.

[–]milkand24601 4ポイント5ポイント  (0子コメント)

“What do you have that no other skating pair has?” “Twin dongs?”

[–]MulderD 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

Girl - I think were going in circles, this place looks familiar.

Guy - No, we're heading East. I know what I'm doing!

[–]peterson2004 13ポイント14ポイント  (0子コメント)

They appear to be joined somehow, some sort of plugging device.

[–]wssin156 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Depends who you ask, I think its pretty hot !

[–]Phineas1713 14ポイント15ポイント  (1子コメント)

Can I see a version of this that isn't in warp speed?

[–]xfyre101 18ポイント19ポイント  (0子コメント)

nah man thats just how fast they move

[–]MingusDew691 9ポイント10ポイント  (1子コメント)

Without that text, this would be a great "abandon thread" gif.

[–]Dillweed7 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm gonna eat your ass! No, I'm gonna eat your ass!

[–]Kdogg2 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Yesss! I knew I saw this before. Good call on the gif.

[–]pm2562 571ポイント572ポイント  (76子コメント)

"When two gay men have sex, how do they know whose penis will open up to accept the other person's penis?"

[–]BrandTheBard 255ポイント256ポイント  (61子コメント)

Woah, this is legit what I thought gay sex was when I was a kid.

Also I used to think that lesbians just violently thrusted their vaginas at each other and somehow got off on that...

[–]notgrowingup 321ポイント322ポイント  (48子コメント)

That's not how that works?

[–]omgwutd00d 269ポイント270ポイント  (43子コメント)

I'm like 92% sure that's how it works.

[–]BigUptokes 387ポイント388ポイント  (35子コメント)

[–]detecting_nuttiness 129ポイント130ポイント  (0子コメント)

HAHAHA the train tracks was the best one.

[–]rangers32 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Risky Click of the day

[–]ROK247 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

well i was 92% sure - now i dunno

[–]sternje 12ポイント13ポイント  (0子コメント)

Scissor-me-timbers!

[–]grabberbottom 7ポイント8ポイント  (3子コメント)

Gay sex never occurred to me as a kid, even though I knew about the existence of both gay people and sex.

[–]PewPewLaserPewPew 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're just bestie's. They hang out, uncle jim brings his friend steve and they make funny jokes together. Being gay doesn't mean they ever have sex, they're just good buds that get double wardrobe.

[–]Regina_Philangee 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Can confirm, am lesbian: That is how we do the sex.

[–]Executioner_Smough 12ポイント13ポイント  (8子コメント)

"What is it called when two men inter-twine their penises?"

[–]Ihavenofriendzzz 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Is it called red vining?" "We heard it was called red vining."

[–]Polarse 141ポイント142ポイント  (6子コメント)

What the hell is that thing? You think you're gonna see that kind of thing at school? Look at it just lumbering around. It defies all logic, that thing.

[–]100YR-and-M 22ポイント23ポイント  (0子コメント)

You have to turn the shoes on Morty - for them to work they have to be on. See, I had mine on and the whole thing was a... it was a leisurely breeze.

[–]WorgRider 47ポイント48ポイント  (7子コメント)

Reminds me of The Ross Sisters.

[–]down_vote_magnet 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

Holy shit, the human body should not be able to do some of the stuff in that video.

[–]AxelLuktarGott 7ポイント8ポイント  (1子コメント)

It is completely insane that they are keeping the beat with the music while rolling

[–]Iniesto 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Maybe the music was a recording and they adjust the speed of the tape to match the ladies. Or maybe they record the ladies first, and the band director matches up the tempo while watching the recording and directing the band.

[–]TheGosling 334ポイント335ポイント  (4子コメント)

That gif felt like the risky click of the day for the first 3-4 seconds

[–]Rooonaldooo99 72ポイント73ポイント  (2子コメント)

Even after those few seconds I still felt dirty..

[–]The_Villager 21ポイント22ポイント  (0子コメント)

Well, you should probably shower after you... you know...

[–]bigbouncytits 2238ポイント2239ポイント  (132子コメント)

Impressive but took a lot of gay to get there. Not sure if it was worth it.

[–]my_brain_aches 573ポイント574ポイント  (55子コメント)

Even matching outfits.

[–]honey_I_shot_the_kid 281ポイント282ポイント  (52子コメント)

Even red roses in the backdrop

[–]PhilSeven 152ポイント153ポイント  (41子コメント)

Balls to belly contact

[–]asstasticbum 181ポイント182ポイント  (38子コメント)

[–]Rabidrabitz 52ポイント53ポイント  (36子コメント)

Uhhh...why is stitch telling that to nani?

[–]Lilpeka1 114ポイント115ポイント  (35子コメント)

Because stitch don't give a fuck.

[–]asstasticbum 182ポイント183ポイント  (34子コメント)

^ <---------NSFW

[–]fizz514 62ポイント63ポイント  (3子コメント)

Thought that was going to be a nsfw stitch gif, was hesitant to click, clicked anyway.

No I have no idea how to feel.

[–]Glassless 12ポイント13ポイント  (15子コメント)

Who's ass is that?

[–]Nimrond 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

I thought it was from that Dutch ass rating show, but I was wrong.

Never did I enjoy being wrong more than that, though. I could watch this again and again and again and GIVE ME THE PADDLE!

[–]NAdoTEg 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'm getting a big thrill out of holding my mouse over the RES play button in the middle of my geography class.

[–]epicluke 5ポイント6ポイント  (1子コメント)

It is even more impressive they were able to pull this off while wearing skinny jeans

[–]Phineas1713 160ポイント161ポイント  (16子コメント)

Not sure how I'm going to propose attempting this to my buddy.

[–]komidogoo 302ポイント303ポイント  (1子コメント)

You can start by proposing to him

[–]Phineas1713 57ポイント58ポイント  (0子コメント)

I'll be right back. Just let me put this silver platter away.

[–]0l01o1ol0 7ポイント8ポイント  (0子コメント)

It's a good thing none of my friends are fit

[–]Dracunos 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

Dude, you already know Ferb will be so down

[–]hateburn 15ポイント16ポイント  (10子コメント)

It's fine, they're brothers.

[–]theonlyalterego 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

[–]slapfish1 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Ive got 2 rules man. Dont touch my fuckin percosets and do you have any fuckin percosets?

[–]Backstop 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That just makes it silly and nonsexual.

[–]TheAmurikin 23ポイント24ポイント  (3子コメント)

They're identical twin brothers. It's like 98% masturbation with a hint of incest.

[–]peanutbuttahcups 6ポイント7ポイント  (0子コメント)

Unless they had sex after, then it would be worth it. If not, then one of em would have to come up with another convoluted plan to break the gay barrier.

[–]ataleoftwobrews 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

I'm just wondering how they came to a consensus about doing this in the first place. (assuming that they're two straight male friends)

[–]TheAmurikin 14ポイント15ポイント  (0子コメント)

They're twin brothers and they dance/parkour. They're pretty popular on Vine I think.

[–]Pay_the_troll_toll 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

It appears that the balls may have touched. Initial ruling of gay stands.

[–]din7 89ポイント90ポイント  (25子コメント)

[–]fizzlefist 62ポイント63ポイント  (18子コメント)

sigh...

You remind me of the babe.

[–]nolson4 41ポイント42ポイント  (14子コメント)

What babe?

[–]abucketofpuppies 41ポイント42ポイント  (13子コメント)

The babe with the power

[–]SmartAlec105 22ポイント23ポイント  (2子コメント)

They say that if you can get through that entire first verse with a person that doesn't know the song, you will gain all the powers of David Bowie.

[–]alittle_extreme 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

Haha. Haven't seen that for a while

[–]cablebent1988 38ポイント39ポイント  (3子コメント)

Gay sex is a lot more interesting and technical than I had originally imagined.

[–]pnuelmoto 16ポイント17ポイント  (2子コメント)

Do you want a broken neck? Because that's how you get a broken neck.

[–]tcsac 13ポイント14ポイント  (1子コメント)

Brojob? This is the Ace and Gary roll from the Ambiguously Gay Duo.

[–]Bren926 37ポイント38ポイント  (3子コメント)

This is Nathan Barnett, a pretty funny Youtuber, and his brother.

[–]deadlybydsgn 4ポイント5ポイント  (1子コメント)

Yeah. I think this will be lost on most of the commenters here.

He's a pretty goofy guy, and his bro is too.

[–]RatherBurnThanFade 8ポイント9ポイント  (0子コメント)

I was waiting for a neck to break.

[–]Kaphene 30ポイント31ポイント  (2子コメント)

not the straightest thing I've ever seen

[–]SkidMark_wahlberg[S] 16ポイント17ポイント  (3子コメント)

[–]ImTechtron 9ポイント10ポイント  (2子コメント)

Multiple retries makes it look even more gay than the gif.

[–]SirSchilly 27ポイント28ポイント  (1子コメント)

The audio too...

  • "Ready??"
  • "Too fast?"
  • "Keep going!"
  • "You okay, you okay?"
  • Grunts grunts, heavy breathing, giggles
  • "Lets tip back. Alright ready? Here I go!"

[–]QuitBeingLazy 10ポイント11ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's slightly more gay per meter than Mr. Garrison's gyro bike.

[–]Penguin619 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

My bro Nate!

[–]Frankandthatsit 5ポイント6ポイント  (0子コメント)

"hey, come over, I want to try something. No, I promise it isn't gay stuff."

[–]kjvlv 3ポイント4ポイント  (0子コメント)

"hey.. I have an idea. now hear me out.."

[–]pwrusr 8ポイント9ポイント  (1子コメント)

69-96-69-96-69-96.

[–]mrgonzalez 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

That's not how that works

[–]Aerron 9ポイント10ポイント  (3子コメント)

I can think of no man I'd like to do this with.

Except Neil Patrick Harris

[–]flyingfcuk13 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

More than just bros

[–]berserker87 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

And on that day, many a "no homo bro"s were spake.

[–]Pit-O-Matic 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Eh it's okay, It'ld be more arousing impressive, if they were naked.

[–]nobody1793 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

"Bro, you gotta come over. I wanna try this thing...:

[–]Muppetude 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

If you know a better way to test that you're still not gay, I'd like to hear it.

[–]quiktom 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

PSBattle?

[–]SpocksterX 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

The amount of giggling I know they are doing during this makes me want to see the source.

[–]Smart_Ass_Dave 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

This, more than anything else, makes me glad that video games were invented. So I never have to be this bored.

[–]-Lightbringer- 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

Most dangerous work click of the day.

[–]b-rad420 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I have never been this comfortable being so close to another man's ass.

[–]neon-neko 2ポイント3ポイント  (0子コメント)

I can't believe that actually worked

[–]Captain_Gnardog 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Choo choo! All aboard the risky click of the day!

[–]Brobeens 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

not exactly where i thought that was going

[–]UnoriginalMike 1ポイント2ポイント  (0子コメント)

Oh Ace and Garry, I'm ambiguous about not seeing you anymore.