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Diddyblud think it's minecraft
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this is probably the weirdest way to commit suicide, because your brain forces you to swim up for air, how do you fight that signal?
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actually now that i think about it the water is really cold during the night so that might kill you too
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>>14113486geg, thats even worse, he could have just gone the easy route and bought a gun.
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>>14113426Their bones are less dense because of all the shit they take, so they break on impact with the water and die a painful death
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>>14113470Kill yourself obsessed faggot
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Troonpedos cant kill themselves GEEEEEG water stops fall damage
▶ №14113671[Quote]>>14113909>>14115253
Maybe water thinks, and the water hates troons, therefore the water kills the troon using its pressure
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>>14113671this is why troons dont shower
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It's called surface tension, but from high enough up hitting water is the same as concrete for some reason
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Op played gta 4 and thought you could survive water from high heights geggggg and oreos
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>>14114047Fuck off dude you aren’t funny
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>>14114047quote leak his addres so we can go to his house and kill him in real life
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>>14114108But I'm a chud
I'm an incel
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>>14113357 (OP)Nigger you would be flattened like a trooncake on a pavement
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>>14114515>pedo kills himself for getting caughtKek.
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>>14114515im going to make a threat to that guy
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Nusois are fucking retards
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Water jumping like having fun
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>>14113426The impact usually renders them unconscious, or they pass out while falling from stress. They would likely wake up, but by that point, they're already sinking, and their lungs are filled with water anyway, so they just choke to death
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>>14114810Those 2 words contradict each other
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>>14114888took it seriously award
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>>14114888I hope you get hit by a car
▶ №14114947[Quote]>>14115020>>14115038
>>14114888You will never be a rela woman you faggot
▶ №14114991[Quote]>>14115000
>>14114515Why are all white people like this?
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>>14114991brown hands typed this
▶ №14115016[Quote]>>14115054
>>14115001Why cant you just swim up
▶ №14115027[Quote]>>14115106
>>14115001>>14114840Honestly one of the worst ways to go, along with hanging and cutting your own throat. It would be much better to just nosedive off of a building
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>>14115020You will neva be a rela woman and nobaldi will ever love yo
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>>14115029Yeah thats what Im thinking too
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>>14115038Quote Im willing to pay you real world money if you rape this nigger to death
▶ №14115051[Quote]>>14115055
>>14113357 (OP)Are you fucking retarded?
▶ №14115054[Quote]>>14115058
>>14115016your muscles get a shock from the cold water, you wont be able to move
▶ №14115058[Quote]>>14115066>>14115073>>14115102
>>14115054wait so there's electricity in the water?
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>>14115038I wonder how you would look with my hands wrapped around your tender throat as I fucking rape you, faggot.
▶ №14115076[Quote]>>14115080
>>14115055genuinely go jump too, ur too stupid for this planet
▶ №14115080[Quote]>>14115083>>14115088
>>14115076transgender projecting, how could you tell?
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>>14115058yes, where do you think the electricity goes from electric eels?
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>>14115027why does suicide have to be so difficult and painful
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>>14115100my fetish is troons killing themselves
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>>14115029because you cant breathe water
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>>14115106So people wouldnt do it???? are you dumb????
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>>14115115air has water in it doe
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>>14115115water is 33% oxygen nusoi you obviously can
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>>14113373kys big nigger lips spammer
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>>14115113dont fuck with my fans
▶ №14115125[Quote]>>14115154
>>14115107You get off to tranny necrophilia?!
>>14115110>smd niggerSpeak Enlish please
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>>14115124literally and metaphorically
▶ №14115130[Quote]>>14115155
>>14115117but what if they just dont want to live, its cruel to keep them alive
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Just walk bro
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Retards ITT, hitting water from that height is the same as hitting pavement
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>>14115138And how would you know
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>>14115138but water isnt pavement
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>>>14115107 (You)
>You get off to tranny necrophilia?!
I never said this #meds
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>>14115143Because I died committing suicide
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>>14115138no it's not. if i drop a rock off of a building into water it will sink through not if i drop it off pavement. water is liquid pavement is solid
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>>14115125>Enlishgeg you can't speak it either
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>>14115130god is trolling
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>>14115154I said xe was projecting
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>>14114888yet another autismonster who can’t tell what a joke is.
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>>14115184try drinking pavement and report back to me buddy
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>>1411520050 meters btw if that matters
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>>14115200because hes a fingolian GOD
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why did my computer post that gif
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>>14113671TSMT
Rotten the Snowman kills troons after they jump from the bridge
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>>14115252this shit site copys ever gif click
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>>14115259arjalainen alffauros
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if someone can show me one piece of evidence that says water can act like pavement i'll accept defeat
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if it acted like pavement if you jumped off of something tall enough everyone would just jump off of buildings and walk across oceans and stuff
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>>14115297this isnt op btw if that matters
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>>14115297maybe you show jump in the water OP please conduct your research back here
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>>14115321someone else should do this
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>>14113426>>14113357 (OP)Nusoiretards don't understand how 7th grade physics works. When you jump into water from high enough it's hard like asphalt
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>>14115314nusois will fall for this btw
▶ №14115367[Quote]>>14115538
>>14115344if water could act like asphalt then people would just drive their cars on it
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>>14115321ive jumped in water hundreds of times, my pool has never turned into stone
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>>14115397yeah and they don't so it can't
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>>14115389have you tried jumping from on water from an extreme height like an bridge
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>>14115408yeah this is probably why they die they get eaten by fish. not because the water immediately turns into rock
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>>14115297google "hydroplane"
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>>14115420no because i don't want to drown or get eaten by a giant sturgeon
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>>14114888Go back to your shilitroon splinter, TRANNY.
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>>14115432>hydroplaneyou mean a submarine? a boat?
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>>14115431no, the impact kills due to the tensile force of the water. imagine youre jumping into a swimming pool, it hurts a lot more to bellyflop than to dive. that is because of the water's tensile force. fuggen jerdee
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op here, i just jumped into the bath filled with water and im alive
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>>14113426the impact breaks their limbs resulting in them being unable to swim and then while they are fighting to try to reach the surface due to their limbs being broken and so they drown a bloodied and crumbled mess
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>>14115459if water killed you by touching it why dont fish die
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>>14115442wear anti sturgeon suit
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>>14115441Ideal form minimizes the impact, an average human will get injured if xhe jumpes from this height.
>>14115367Ummm sweetie, cars don't have enough vertical momentum for water particles not to move aside
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>>14115528that would make me MORE susceptible to drowning. and what about other fish?
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>>14115543sturgeon is basically the only fish in that river, oxygen tanks
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>>14115508if you drop a fish off a 300 foot tall bridge it will die
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>>14115538okay then they'd just push them off of a tall b uilding and THEN drive over it
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>>14115459yes but often the impact isnt enough to kill them outright, instead they break their bones and organs from this, it depends on the height though
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>>14115554wrong, theres a ton of warmwater fish (perch bass catfish etc) as well as hosting one of the largest salmon runs in the united states
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>>14115554and WHEN they run out? fuggen jerdee
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>>14115538>Ideal form minimizes the impact, an average human will get injured if xhe jumpes from this height.so the troons just fall on stohomach on the water like an idiot
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>>14115576sure, then they drown. there's been instances of people jumping off the golden gate bridge and swimming to shore with multiple broken bones or something
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>>14115600thats what im saying
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>>14115589you'd have to be a niggerly slow swimmer to run out, oxygen tanks last up until 30 minutes or more
>>14115584both all act the same as a sturgeon its not like a sturgeon has any other different attacks then a salmon or bass
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>>14115624a sturgeon doesnt have teeth or jaws like any of the other fish i mentioned, they feed through suction
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>>14115651well theres nothing to be really concerned about, just wear some type of swimming suit and call a day
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>>14115651then an anti sturgeon suit wont do anything because it will just suck it off of my body
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>>14115678if i hold a straw to your clothes does it instantly come off
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>>14115691no because my clothes arent an anti sturgeon suit. theyre different. anti sturgeon suits would be more susceptible to that
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>>14115595Nigga if you jumping from 100 feet your body needs to be tight and thin like a needle.
Okay here is an analogy: it is easy to open a door slowly with your body but if you slam the door with your body at full speed you'll get hurt because of the impact force. Now if you want to minimize the damage, you can concentrate the impact in your feet area so you wont get hurt as much. Makes sense?
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troons love acking in water
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>>14115710if it comes off then it wouldn't be so much of an anti sturgeon suit would it? you have to buy quality suits
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>>14115754nobody sells good anti sturgeon suits. you don't think somebody has asked this before? of course they have, and they put on the suit and jumped off and got eaten by a sturgeon.
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If we don't die when we touch water but troon do, is water radioactive to troons?
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>>14115780you can always make your own anti sturgeon suit they are really easy to make howeverbeit
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>>14115727so they if the troon was skinny it would survive?
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>>14114515GOOFY BOY WE'LL BE FLEXING AT YOUR FUNERAL
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>>14115799if anti sturgeon suits havent been good for thousands of years what makes you think that i can make one myself?
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>>14113357 (OP)>>14113426Because if you jump from high enough it's basically like hitting cement and it hurts a lot
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>>14115807If xhey jump feet down and tighten xheir muscle xhey might survive the impact depending on the height
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>>14113357 (OP)The trust the soyience goy ad hominem has made soyteens retarded
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>>14115872This whole thread is retarded
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>>14115848we already answered this. water cannot turn solid magically, and if it could people would throw their cars off of cliffs and just drive on the water like that.
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>>14113357 (OP)>>14115884You guys are so fucking stupid oh my goodness. The force on your body becomes massive. Impact force = mass x acceleration. Air is compressible whereas water is not and water doesn't just move out of the way for you. You cannot drive on water because to move on top of it you need to stay above the surface without sinking, which people who kill themselves do sink after hitting water. Water does in fact resist sudden impact but it flows immidiately after. Water doesn't magically become solid, it resists quick impacts that the deceleration forces are deadly.
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>>14116040Soyteens don't know science geg
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>>14116040what about divers tho
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>>14116112They don't jump from high enough
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test
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>>14116040I feel bad for the science teachers of most people ITT honestly
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>>14115651Why do normalniggers think that BIG FISH = LE EVIL JAWS WAOOOOWWWWEEEEE actually retarded niggers that are lower than the animals they irrationally fear
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190 reppeys
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you drown or something
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also hitting the water at such height is like hitting concrete btw if it matters
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>>14116231so the shit starts like floating on top of the water?
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>>14116695my post being used in a gem :D
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>>14114515Anyone have a link to xer note?
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how can you die by jumping in the water like cant you just swim???? Serious question.
▶Applejak 3 hours ago №14113369[Quote]
Diddyblud think it's minecraft
▶Chud 3 hours ago №14113371[Quote]
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>how can you die by jumping in the water like cant you just swim???? Serious question.▶Fishjak 3 hours ago №14113373[Quote]>>14115123
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I guess this proves the water weight theory
▶Chud 3 hours ago №14113426[Quote]>>14113486>>14113516>>14113996>>14114840>>14115344>>14115503>>14115848
this is probably the weirdest way to commit suicide, because your brain forces you to swim up for air, how do you fight that signal?
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>maybe its like fun or something▶Platejak 3 hours ago №14113472[Quote]
actually now that i think about it the water is really cold during the night so that might kill you too
▶Don Turtelli 3 hours ago №14113486[Quote]>>14113500
>>14113426he's too fat so he'll just sink
▶Hornyson 3 hours ago №14113500[Quote]
>>14113486geg, thats even worse, he could have just gone the easy route and bought a gun.
▶Cryboy 3 hours ago №14113516[Quote]
>>14113426Their bones are less dense because of all the shit they take, so they break on impact with the water and die a painful death
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>>14116695Momazos soyjak fiesta
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>>14118266My dad told me once
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>>14114515>looks like a goblin>gets exposed for being a pedophile>ACKKKKKKKKKKLiterally embodies all the tranny stereotypes kek
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Minecraft logic does not work in real life, hitting the water from such a height at such speed would be like hitting concrete.
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>>14118424>Minecraft logic does not work in real lifebest thing ever said on this website
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>>14113357 (OP)Soyence really can't answer this
