Catalog (/soy/)

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I like the little headphone guy that shows up when you post mp3s

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Inter-board Banner Contest

Hello Shemmy! We’re having an inter-board banner contest that will run until next Saturday, October 26th. The resolution for the banners must be 468x60.

Here are a list of boards that are currently in need of a bannerlink:
- /soy/ - Soyjaks
- /qa/ - Question & Answer
- /f/ - Flash
- /ptb/ - Public Testing Board
- /y/ - Yaoi

You’re also welcome to create more inter-board banners for other boards if you’d like. Have fun!

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im unironically saying oy irl now fuck you niggers you made me jewish

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just came out as trans to my dad

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DONUT REDEEM DAKHART

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what are your favorite sloptubers?

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my 'p folder is portable now!

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r/soyjaklore just raided dogebooru

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r/soyjaklore just raided dogebooru

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r/soyjaklore just raided dogebooru

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r/soyjaklore just raided dogebooru

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r/soyjaklore just raided dogebooru

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r/soyjaklore just raided dogebooru

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r/soyjaklore just raided dogebooru

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i found this on the booru

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has anyone ever had a sinister snack it's where you make a pentagram out of sardines and drizzle it with mustard

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r/soyjaklore just raided dogebooru

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sinister gang

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just woke at at 5 because my dog showed up in my dream

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gn

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/soap/ - Soysphere Happenings thread

doctos edition

ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on:
>https://soygem.party
>https://jakparty.soy
>https://soyjak.party
>https://chudpol.ru
>https://swedishwin.com
>https://soyzellig.party
>https://chud.win
Try to keep these to a minimum: Non-happenings, small GETs, complaints about shit boards being shit, known spergs sperging out, personal report buttons and blogposting
Utilities:
>PPH trackers: https://marge.moe/https://soygem.party/stats.phphttps://soyjak.link/
>Archive gemmy threads: https://archive.ishttps://ghostarchive.org
>View past threads: https://archive.is search - https://archive.marge.moe/ (warning: use latter with VPN/TOR)
Past happenings:
>https://soyjak.info/History
>https://soyjakwiki.net/Soyjak.party/Happenings
>https://soyjakwiki.net/List_of_Soyvil_Wars
>https://wiki.jakparty.soy/index.php?title=Jarty_History
>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/
Previous thread:
https://archive.md/IMSkm

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I'm making mameson emojis
<[REDDIT SPACING]
What do you think?

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since this clearly implies the site now has the feature to give posts IDs, this means we need to add /bant/

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I feel like cobsonadult is going to troon out when he gets older

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my legs hurt

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Gooks are fucking disgusting. A police officer went into a black queen’s apartment and threatened her life by knocking on the door (POCs have a history of being targeted by police); the officer then murdered her in cold blood. ACAB.

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Mameson thread

ITT: Post mamesons

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this site is really the king of dead niggers

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my name is waffles.
im carrying fly swat.

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why are 4cuckers like this

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e e e e eeeeeeeeeeee.! ee e e

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>mom went on my pc and found the mameson goon folder
what the actual fuck do i do

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what the fuck is this poorly engineered shitware from china doing with my ram

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Have any of you tried this

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posting stuff i saved from leno's booru when it was still called gembooru

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New toss

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shemmy booru is down

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/trade/ - shemmy OC edition

previous thread:
IAS dump, ideally IAS made here on the shemmy like pic rel

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Well im sixteen now, its my sixteenth birthday but i feel kinda empty, im not really there and i just feel like a spoiled brat,

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terrible cytube that will only last for 15 seconds and succumb to aids
https://cytu.be/r/gempartysoy

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gem but with yotsuba fade, what do you guys think

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what did nikocado avocados asshole with an iphone X homebar mean by this

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What's your honest opinion on five nights at cobson's?

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my character died in dnd chat… what do i do

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/po/: "we are the deadest 4chan nigger baby of a board"
/3/: "hold my beer"

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guys wake up

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Never mind. I think I prefer bidenflare on here.

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you 'accidentally' stumble into a gay bar (because you're a closeted faggot) and you see him staring at you.
wyd?

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to all soygem women
he guys!!! :3

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Be honest. Did they own us?

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gek, it's geno.

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i getti shoos

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was he right?

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>tonic note
>tonic
>tonic clonic
yikes.

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/rg/ - Requests General

request soyjaks to be made here

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gemmy MP4/webm thread

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>>345782
>>345781
>>345784
>>345786
>>345791
>>345793
The following posts you see above were not made by me, but rather shills falseflagging and spreading (((lies))) to subvert our culture and destroy my image. They get paid 6,000,000 shekels to deploy these falseflag posts pretending to be me

Many of their posts also use soyspeak, which is very telling (((who))) is behind these posts and how much (((they))) get paid. It's no wonder why nobody is falling for their tricks, despite their best (((effort))). It's very likely the falseflags were coordinated somewhere in an ActBlue cabal, and they're not sending their absolute (((best)))

Remember patriots, be vigilant and do not fall for (((their))) tricks. (((They))) want to make you believe (((they're))) me and pretend to observe /qa2/ culture, only for (((them))) to backstab us. Basically fooling you in the process

Thanks for coming to my ted talk. Have a based day

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would the minecraft server have succeeded if this was a mandatory resource pack to join it?

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I'm gay and trans

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sometimes during my conversations with my dad I google something relevant to our conversation to fact check it and I say "lemme snopes it" and he just asked me to "snopes" something unprompted

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shemmites be like:

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>>345720
>>345724
>>345725
>>345743
>>345753
>>345756
>>345768
>>345771
>>345766
>>345773
>>345763
kill this falseflagging kike. now.

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Hello, soygem.party. I am the owner of the world's largest coal mine, The North Antelope Rochelle Mine. I would like to buy this site to expand my operations, as I have heard this site has a large amount of coal. Please contact me as soon as possible.

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idc if it's dead i'm staying

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Sometimes I wish I was black so I could say nigga in public

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>>345725
>>345700
>>345725
>>345730
>>345720
The following posts you see above were not made by me, but rather shills falseflagging and spreading (((lies))) to subvert our culture and destroy my image. They get paid 6,000,000 shekels to deploy these falseflag posts pretending to be me

Many of their posts also use soyspeak, which is very telling (((who))) is behind these posts and how much (((they))) get paid. It's no wonder why nobody is falling for their tricks, despite their best (((effort))). It's very likely the falseflags were coordinated somewhere in an ActBlue cabal, and they're not sending their absolute (((best)))

Remember patriots, be vigilant and do not fall for (((their))) tricks. (((They))) want to make you believe (((they're))) me and pretend to observe /qa2/ culture, only for (((them))) to backstab us. Basically fooling you in the process

Thanks for coming to my ted talk. Have a based day

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Dogs are the most vile, disgusting, annoying and retarded creatures in the world and everyone who owns one is an inconsiderate deprived person that can't bare to be in a relationship that doesn't constantly give them validation with no effort from themselves. Genocide dogs. Toss dogs into wood chippers. Rile up dogs and make cat food and glue from their corpses. Mow down dogs with chainguns. Genocide dog owners. Put them into gas chambers and beat them to death.

Fun fact: Dogs are the leading cause of me being pissed when I open my windows
Thus we should kill all dogs and force every dogowning nigger into sexual slavery where I can rape them to death and turn them into catfood because they're psycho niggers that smell like shit and burn a hole through the wallet and economy for nothing but self validation like a bunch of sissy girls.

To be a true aryan, you should find dog owners and shoot their dog with a shotgun. Pick up the dog and throw it in a river. Crush it with your car.

Fun fact: The dog may get loose or the person may be breeding them and this could cause a stray dog problem which results in children being mauled. By killing dogs you are saving a life and my sanity.

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chair bob

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free mameson

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my dad is mad at me because i only eat chicken noodle soup

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new 'ru gem

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>the servers are currently being moved.
goodbye angeleno….

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my dad just yelled at me ama

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ITT we resurrect lute by gigaquoting every jartycuck song

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classic vadim server hours
>pedophile larp
>gay dev
>low pph
> /y/
as expected from kuzzists. might as well give the site back to angeleno

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blud really got a bad grade at music, something that is both normal to fail and possible to achieve

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say goodnight to me

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vadim servers are up.

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i hate frogs

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My mom's panties was mixed in with my laundry do I just throw it in their room or something eww

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>performs in mexico
>calls them a bunch of animals
what did he mean by this?

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https://cytu.be/r/shemmyradio

happy saturday, shoallyshits

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drown in a river doddernigger you're the worst janny this board has ever had
imagine literally just using your internet janny tools to just run a personal vendetta against someone 18 hours a day
that's you
that's what you're doing
kill yourself TRANNY

I am God. I am Christ. I am Trump. I am President. Die kike die. Die KIKE die. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD. TRUMP MAGA MD2GA @POTUS Q WWG1WGA .Q will rebuild roman empire. Q is messiah. Q is king. Q is fuhrer. Q is emperor. Q is GOD. Q will instanciate TND. Q and TRUMP will save the white race. kill niggers kill spics kill snowmans kill kikes TND TSP TFD TKD white power 1488 KKK swastika SIEG HEIL for the reich the #Trump2020 reich. Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black s. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana. Gas kikes. Masturbate kikes to death. Throw kikes into a river. Propel kikes into the niggerhell. Skin kikes alive. Boil kikes in holy water. Rape kikes. Fabricate kikes into soap. Slam kikes with a wooden door. Use kike babies as soccer balls. Hang kikes on their noses. Cook kikes in an oven. burn kikes to ashes. Smite kikes. Slam kikes with holy bible. Spit on kikes. Feed kikes to kraken. Sacrifice kikes to moloch.

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shemalies what is this

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So how are we going to fix the bot problem

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if you need an archive site that can save non-web files(executables and shit) whilst the wayback machine is read-only, megalodon works(surprisingly)
https://megalodon.jp/
archive.is and ghostarchive only archives webpages, if you try to make it archive a direct link to a file their clitties will leak and fail to do it, so i thought i would just bring this up cause it could be useful to someone

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My fucking neighbor plays music so loud that I can hear it beyond headphones and closed windows how the fuck is he not giving himself tinnitus or something?? He also has a shitty dog that barks all day and night. Maybe one day I could do something about it

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>search any physical attribute for humans on reddit
>porn
Why

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i love you bo my fully grown son

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Will piratefag ever not ghost the people he was ghosting?

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What kind of facial hair do you plan on getting if any? Or what's your favorite?

I want to get a full beard (about medium length and thick), a large walrus mustache or a beard with the mustache trimmed short. I've always been attracted to mustaches, but a beard sounds really nice

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cat image thread

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Fuck this dead site! I'm moving to the swinny

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this site was so dead that i moved to the swinny but they banned me for posting 'p so i'm back here

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long cat thread

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I'm moving to the swinny

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This site is on it's deathbed and the administration is too lazy and incompetent to do anything kek

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Fuck this dead shithole of a site I'm moving to an actual alive site like the skinny

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theodore

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the waffles!

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Hey little buddies, it's me DOLL! I know you all miss me, so I think you can repay me by sending pizzas through Domino's offical website, https://dominos.com/ and sending me 2 large pizzas and a coke! When making the order, please put 333 Lindenwood Avenue as the address and Akron ohio as the city. Then, please select "Pay with cash upon delivery" So you don't go through the struggle of paying for my order! This is payment for my administration here, so please, do your part! And make sure to use your VPN!

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good morning ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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>tfw i go to sleep without going to the bathroom and wake up drenched in piss
DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ DID THIS

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someone i disagree with….. but in person?
wow, the russian bots have human flesh and skin now!

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shemmy culture coming through the log

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won.

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/qant/ culture on the 'log

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the doctor said i had tomato loss alright

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oh my god its hatsune neilku

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>our reputation with other other sites is dog water
how are we suppose to grow?
are we just dead from botspam?
this might genuinely be the worst position this site has ever been in and i dont know how the admins plan on climbing up

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what if there was a caterpillar boymoder crawling on branches and munching on leaves in your back yard garden?

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How do I cope with having autogynephilia

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gn

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i-i-im a transgirl and i need my diaper….

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novi 'toss

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i threatened a nigger by saying ill turn him into the shemmy and he pissed his pants since the shemmy is such a dead nigger

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this dead nigger is deader then the most raped dead nigger in all of sudan

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dead niggers inc is buying this domain since its such a dead nigger qeq

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THEY JUST MADE A NEW COUNTRY HOLY SHIT

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retvrn

im back i had no account for zillions of years

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i'm rollin' that dead lucario pack

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just learned that "hero worship" is a real term in google's dictionary. I heckin' love increasing my vocabulary!

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brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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would you rather go to mogwarts or rizzneyland

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spirit phone red in a cup

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why coffee gymansitc

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if you grab one cup of sneed and sneeeeeeeeeeeed you auauauaua

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who the FUCK is jonas why is he carrying the wheel

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who the fuck is wepeel give me back my toys

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wdafwddssfejqgrkgrjj isnt real???eeeeee? the dhfreiufriiuewrwqeuewue in questioneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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sell this site to neil

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poster very vibrant in color.

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what if i killed myself with the anti weezer gun

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rizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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the normal urge to flap your hands and run around at 2am

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neil cicierega joined weezer the world is made of pudding my house is made out of popsicle sticks

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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eaeaeaeaeeaeaeae

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rivers cuomo flavored skibidis

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wikipedia lost atp wikipediacels… migrate to weezerpedia atp

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rest in piss swinny forums.

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say your prayers weezer

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what if cats were in fact gods and the purpose in life was to serve cats?

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i need a thicc mommy to dominate a smol vulnerable boy like me

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drunk too much pepsi. piss is weezer green

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does this look healthy

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rename bidenflare to gatekeepflare since it does such a great job at keeping shitskins out

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