Catalog (/soy/)

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Hey little buddies, it's me DOLL! I know you all miss me, so I think you can repay me by sending pizzas through Domino's offical website, https://dominos.com/ and sending me 2 large pizzas and a coke! When making the order, please put 333 Lindenwood Avenue as the address and Akron ohio as the city. Then, please select "Pay with cash upon delivery" So you don't go through the struggle of paying for my order! This is payment for my administration here, so please, do your part! And make sure to use your VPN!

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/soap/ - Soysphere Happenings thread

doctos edition

ITT: Interesting and unusual stuff that's happening on:
>https://soygem.party
>https://jakparty.soy
>https://soyjak.party
>https://chudpol.ru
>https://swedishwin.com
>https://soyzellig.party
>https://chud.win
Try to keep these to a minimum: Non-happenings, small GETs, complaints about shit boards being shit, known spergs sperging out, personal report buttons and blogposting
Utilities:
>PPH trackers: https://marge.moe/https://soygem.party/stats.phphttps://soyjak.link/
>Archive gemmy threads: https://archive.ishttps://ghostarchive.org
>View past threads: https://archive.is search - https://archive.marge.moe/ (warning: use latter with VPN/TOR)
Past happenings:
>https://soyjak.info/History
>https://soyjakwiki.net/Soyjak.party/Happenings
>https://soyjakwiki.net/List_of_Soyvil_Wars
>https://wiki.jakparty.soy/index.php?title=Jarty_History
>https://kiwifarms.st/threads/soyjak-party-the-sharty.145349/
Previous thread:
https://archive.md/IMSkm

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good morning ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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>tfw i go to sleep without going to the bathroom and wake up drenched in piss
DA JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOZ DID THIS

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someone i disagree with….. but in person?
wow, the russian bots have human flesh and skin now!

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shemmy culture coming through the log

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theodore

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cat image thread

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won.

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/qant/ culture on the 'log

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/rg/ - Requests General

request soyjaks to be made here

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Have any of you tried this

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the doctor said i had tomato loss alright

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oh my god its hatsune neilku

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sinister gang

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>our reputation with other other sites is dog water
how are we suppose to grow?
are we just dead from botspam?
this might genuinely be the worst position this site has ever been in and i dont know how the admins plan on climbing up

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I'm making mameson emojis
<[REDDIT SPACING]
What do you think?

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what if there was a caterpillar boymoder crawling on branches and munching on leaves in your back yard garden?

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How do I cope with having autogynephilia

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gn

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/trade/ - shemmy OC edition

previous thread:
IAS dump, ideally IAS made here on the shemmy like pic rel

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i-i-im a transgirl and i need my diaper….

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novi 'toss

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i threatened a nigger by saying ill turn him into the shemmy and he pissed his pants since the shemmy is such a dead nigger

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this dead nigger is deader then the most raped dead nigger in all of sudan

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dead niggers inc is buying this domain since its such a dead nigger qeq

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the waffles!

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THEY JUST MADE A NEW COUNTRY HOLY SHIT

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retvrn

im back i had no account for zillions of years

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i'm rollin' that dead lucario pack

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just learned that "hero worship" is a real term in google's dictionary. I heckin' love increasing my vocabulary!

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Will piratefag ever not ghost the people he was ghosting?

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brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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would you rather go to mogwarts or rizzneyland

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spirit phone red in a cup

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why coffee gymansitc

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if you grab one cup of sneed and sneeeeeeeeeeeed you auauauaua

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who the FUCK is jonas why is he carrying the wheel

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who the fuck is wepeel give me back my toys

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wdafwddssfejqgrkgrjj isnt real???eeeeee? the dhfreiufriiuewrwqeuewue in questioneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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sell this site to neil

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poster very vibrant in color.

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what if i killed myself with the anti weezer gun

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rizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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the normal urge to flap your hands and run around at 2am

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neil cicierega joined weezer the world is made of pudding my house is made out of popsicle sticks

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eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eaeaeaeaeeaeaeae

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rivers cuomo flavored skibidis

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r

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wikipedia lost atp wikipediacels… migrate to weezerpedia atp

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rest in piss swinny forums.

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say your prayers weezer

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what if cats were in fact gods and the purpose in life was to serve cats?

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i need a thicc mommy to dominate a smol vulnerable boy like me

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drunk too much pepsi. piss is weezer green

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does this look healthy

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rename bidenflare to gatekeepflare since it does such a great job at keeping shitskins out

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Splinter site poster (poster, poster)

Dear mod or janny, let me off the hook
I wrote a ban appeal, will you take a look?
All I did was post a little lennonjak
If this doesn't stop, I might just become a splinter site poster
Splinter site poster

It's a faggy site run by a tranny admin
And the clinging users don't know how to 'jak
The mods are working for the CIA
It's a steady job but I'd rather be a splinter site poster
Splinter site poster

Splinter site poster (poster, poster)

You've got a thousand soyteens, give or take a few
Don't know why you leak when you lose one or two
If the janny loses his dilator set
I don't care to go on, I think I'd make a gemmy splinter site poster
Splinter site poster

Splinter site poster (poster, poster)
Splinter site poster, splinter site poster
Splinter site poster, splinter site poster

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new toss

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oh….. dead site….. maybe.. maybe fera|teen x dodderFAGGOT would revive the 'log… ahem… @jaika leak the shipart mkay

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Mameson thread

ITT: Post mamesons

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I'm using my erect cock as a stand for my phone whilst I browse the shoally AMA

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She soy's on my gem till i party

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kys fujoniggers

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I don't want to make gems anymore… I want to make cartoon women to jerk off to like the 4cuck.

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Deffrent if am eh un e

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kai cenat meal son or lunchly daughter

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KEK

i just convinced him to shut down the shemmy in 2 days

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I'm going to take a shit and then shower if you guys would reply to this thread while I'm doing that, it would be really nice. I'll make sure to reply when I get back

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>google kills google cache, something that was genuinely useful
>they STILL let AMP live
WHY? WHY CANT YOU JUST FUCKING KILL THIS ANNOYING SHIT STAINED CANCER TUMOR ALREADY

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I cant multiply i cant tie my shoes im scared of dogs and i only eat fast food i cant bike i cant swim

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'jacques ximme

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I cant multiply i cant tie my shoes im scared of dogs and i only eat fast food i cant bike i cant swim

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>▢ Hide IDs
but theres no boards with ids

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!

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new 'toss

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new 'toss

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relevant xkcd

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my ASS IS NOT becoming a productive member of society!!!!!!!!!!

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he won

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dead site shut it down or sell it to a big titty anthropomorphic bee

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How to save the site:
Take everyone's accounts away and only give them back or make them if they take the shahada and prove basic islamic knowledge
If they refuse, they get their own board but images are disabled
Enforce digital sharia on the site
If they are faking their faith, permaban them
Rename the site to soycaliphate.party

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Sell the soybean diamond party to Allahتدمير فتحة الشرج للغوريلا السوداء من ديترويت

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saw that fail

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posting my wife rapeson ohhhhhhhhhhh my ssweet beautiful boy wife aohhhhh hhisa~~~~
quints coming soon btw

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chat would you rape

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autism spoke in my ear

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http://neilcic.com/letter/
what is your favorite letter

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i just saw rapeson irl and im about to shit myself

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drown in a river doddernigger you're the worst janny this board has ever had
imagine literally just using your internet janny tools to just run a personal vendetta against someone 18 hours a day
that's you
that's what you're doing
kill yourself TRANNY

I am God. I am Christ. I am Trump. I am President. Die kike die. Die KIKE die. you're going to the gas chamber. you're going to the oven. the Trump2020 reich will gas ALL KIKES. Trump is führer, Trump is GOD. TRUMP MAGA MD2GA @POTUS Q WWG1WGA .Q will rebuild roman empire. Q is messiah. Q is king. Q is fuhrer. Q is emperor. Q is GOD. Q will instanciate TND. Q and TRUMP will save the white race. kill niggers kill spics kill snowmans kill kikes TND TSP TFD TKD white power 1488 KKK swastika SIEG HEIL for the reich the #Trump2020 reich. Kill niggers. Behead niggers. Roundhouse kick a nigger into the concrete. Slam dunk a nigger baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy blacks. Defecate in a niggers food. Launch niggers into the sun. Stir fry niggers in a wok. Toss niggers into active volcanoes. Urinate into a niggers gas tank. Judo throw niggers into a wood chipper. Twist niggers heads off. Report niggers to the IRS. Karate chop niggers in half. Curb stomp pregnant black s. Trap niggers in quicksand. Crush niggers in the trash compactor. Liquefy niggers in a vat of acid. Eat niggers. Dissect niggers. Exterminate niggers in the gas chamber. Stomp nigger skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate niggers in the oven. Lobotomize niggers. Mandatory abortions for niggers. Grind nigger fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown niggers in fried chicken grease. Vaporize niggers with a ray gun. Kick old niggers down the stairs. Feed niggers to alligators. Slice niggers with a katana. Gas kikes. Masturbate kikes to death. Throw kikes into a river. Propel kikes into the niggerhell. Skin kikes alive. Boil kikes in holy water. Rape kikes. Fabricate kikes into soap. Slam kikes with a wooden door. Use kike babies as soccer balls. Hang kikes on their noses. Cook kikes in an oven. burn kikes to ashes. Smite kikes. Slam kikes with holy bible. Spit on kikes. Feed kikes to kraken. Sacrifice kikes to moloch.

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My balls just started hurting really bad, does this mean the HRT is working?

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Why is your site so dead

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I challenge you to a mymy duel

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if all of weezer had a seizure at the same time would that be called a weezer seizure

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site is so dead its not even funny to spam bait on anymore

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guys would u want to go with me

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Become alive please.. please

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'jak ear operation guy are you still here?
thread where he was in: https://archive.md/viTyL

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more yelljak edits imma make

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long cat thread

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I was a U.N peacekeeper during the Second Congo War. I've seen whole villages burnt to the ground, left with nothing except ashes and maggot-infested corpses while I was helpless to do anything except watch. Men,women,children… all gone. Everyday when I go to sleep I still hear their screams. But now I realize I was lucky, as those filthy, infested, rotten corpses that used to be people were still more alive than this website.

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Posting bait here is like poking a dead nigger and hoping that it'll react.

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Not in my 40 years of life have I ever seen a nigger as dead as this website.

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the last thing Logan Cooper sees before I wouldn't even rape him

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sooooo…..i just took hrt today :3

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stonetoss really took a nosedive, huh

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Are germans really white?

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if you need an archive site that can save non-web files(executables and shit) whilst the wayback machine is read-only, megalodon works(surprisingly)
https://megalodon.jp/
archive.is and ghostarchive only archives webpages, if you try to make it archive a direct link to a file their clitties will leak and fail to do it, so i thought i would just bring this up cause it could be useful to someone

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me looking at the state of the catalog

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It's Tomo Thursday. Post Tomos ITT.

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how do u escape pedomom?

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would she make a good sex toy

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gn

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new catch

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old toss

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gnomebros….what is this…??

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>(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
pooland is NOT white lol

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grape gatorade zero is so tasty when you're tired and thirsty

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new catch

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I like the little headphone guy that shows up when you post mp3s

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coal on the log

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kuz when the 'p stash is found

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has anyone here tried soylent

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old toss

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how can people even manage to suck at vocaloid tuning there is no excuse for all the miku weezer covers being bad

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chat is this w rizz

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anyone got the kuz running gif

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anyone have the Jewish blepe imagss

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asians are white

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m

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dead site

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bro

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reminder this cat has got laid more than ANY of you

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therapist: lawnmower man soyjak isn't real he can't hurt you

lawnmower man soyjak:

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honestly just shut this site down nobody even uses it anymore
>inb4 shemmycucks spam mameson porn

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yes, mexico is white.

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am i just misremembering or was there a text format thing that made your text blue on a white background with (((this))))

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Women is using the shemmy on the bus posting a soyquote
How do you open

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>Iceland flag
Yupppp yup yup shemmy teen we found you

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I'm the one

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the sludge

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I have a theory that literally every other splinter is ran by/favored to exist by (((them)))

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maui on the log

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Just watching a fire burn a house for a hour and firefighters actually played in the swing during the Livestream

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