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my vampire gf cant visit my crypt cuz they fucking buried me in a church cemetery fuck my entire unlife i wish i killed myself when i was alive

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Hey. No. I killed myself when I was alive and it was the worst thing that ever happened to me. You do not get to joke about that shit just because youre dead. Suicide jokes are never funny.

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its not a joke im serious. if i had just offed myself when i had the chance my grave wouldnt be holy ground and my girlfriend wouldnt literally burn when she enters my crypt.

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oh if its holy ground thats the issue you just gotta figure out a way to desecrate it

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okay like how

🦇 unsound-familiar Follow

ill kill myself over ur grave if u want

goulie-girl Follow

thanks but im not looking for a roomie

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desecration potion

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potion of desecration

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great the hexbots found my post

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babe just come over to my castle

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ur hellhound scares me

leechonabeachRebloggedteethmeatsFollowMy hiyoctober days 5-7 “origami angel” ・*:..。o○☆*゚¨゚゚・*:.☆.*・((ε(*・ω・)_(・ω・*)з)).。o○☆*゚¨゚゚・*:..。o○☆*゚¨゚129113
leechonabeachRebloggedteethmeatsFollowMy golden ratio129125
leechonabeachRebloggedteethmeatsFollowNew year, same bug371202
leechonabeachRebloggedteethmeatsFollowAnimation commission by me⭐️ pls don’t reuse unless ur the commissioner ! (This is the pink and blue version, I also did another colorway for the client but pinks n blues are the best imo :3g)31981
leechonabeachRebloggedteethmeatsFollowLittle furries hiding under my post it notes 22197
leechonabeachRebloggedteethmeatsFollowHi guys.. Im back! Its been a little while, And.. Im doing emergency commissions !! ( ꩜ ᯅ ꩜;) This isnt really the way I wanted to come back, but I got laid off from the job I’ve had for 4+ years earlier this week. It was really shocking and I feel like im still processing the surprise of it all, it was my safety net. But in the meantime I can work really hard on my art and see where it takes me, even though I am nervous and unsure of myself. Regarding my hiatus; the couple months break I took was really good for me. I painted, spent time with friends, Prioritized community, took vending opportunities, and got a new cat! ^>⩊<^ I probably wouldve went on with it longer if I didn’t lose my job, but now I have all the time in the world to focus on art again, so I’m gonna take that opportunity to grow even though I’m experiencing a loss at the same time. I was working hard to fix my mental health during my break too, because I’d been struggling unmedicated with bad depression and anxiety for the past 5 years, too stubborn to get help. I finally decided I needed support again, so im working on that, and I honestly do feel better than i have in a while with the help of meds. I’m not as terrified as I always felt before, and not as irritable from hopelessness. It hasnt been that long but im feeling really hopeful. scared but im hopeful at the same time.Anyways enough TMI… email me with your commission inquiries. if you want! ૮ • ﻌ - ა21643
leechonabeachRebloggedteethmeatsFollowCollab painting finally finished! Combining our love of drawing cute girls with @misscryptidmia (#`ε´# )ゞ3735
leechonabeachReblogged skekheckalter02FollowAll together31229
leechonabeachReblogged bythepowerofsciencevrabiaFollowambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.vrabiaset construction: $800cast & crew wages: $1,200 + uber eatsfake blood (assuming generous discount on bulk purchase): $2,000,000 i am so not kidding i did the math this is nutsediting: average adult body-weight equivalent in monster energy drinks vrabiaupdate when markiplier announced he's producing the dvd/blu-ray himself i was like cool he's personally supervising the process and then he was like no i mean i'm making them myself at my house and i imagined some kind of complicated gargantuan contraption dutifully chugging along 24/7 blowing up this man's electricity bill and then he was likeanyway if you buy an iron lung dvd/blu-ray: it was made on a printer-sized machine. at markiplier's house.vrabiasince this post unexpectedly blew up i'd like to note that the $2mil. of fake blood thing is unconfirmed and based on some rough calculations i did after googling 'fake blood price per gallon'. i'm sure they were able to get a more significant discount on the kind of bulk purchase that cleared all stock available in the state of wherever this movie was filmed, but i have no source. the rest of those numbers are what we in the industry call a funnypostthe dvd/blu-ray production was confirmed on a livestream i caught accidentally while dicking around on youtube that is now members only (likely this one but idk, i don't have youtube membership money). other things confirmed in that stream: the dvd/blu-ray burner cost $4k and iirc burns 8 blu-rays an hour. markiplier's one concession to productivity is that he might get a second burner so he can make 16 blu-rays an hour, at his house.318,25728,087
leechonabeachReblogged grimaussiewitchgalacticgoldfishartFollowMy final project of all of college was to do an adaptation of an excerpt from Bram Stoker's Dracula justanotherpurplebutterflyThis is so cool!99762,294
leechonabeachReblogged bythepowerofsciencejame7tFollowCoolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses cryptotheismKing of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk. betterbemetaHe didn't want to talk to you.swaglexander-the-greatfindingfeatherUh. Point of order. King of Horses ran 450 fucking miles at almost entirely a gallop, without more than a few minutes rest, in 4 nights and basically was like "wait why are we stopping?" when Gandalf took him into the city and he ended up in a stable. This was not his top speed, nor did it push any limits on his endurance. King of horses is very different from other horses, actually. elodieunderglassHe just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties darkwizardtheoristBut he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.singerin7574,20976,003
leechonabeachReblogged redninesomercifulheavesFollowCreature sculpture by Screaming Mad George, a design made for The Peacock King: Spirit Warrior - Castle of Illusion OVA directed by Ichiro Itano.3960
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leechonabeachReblogged rednines389FollowTerrorised by Small Glowing Aliens at a Farm Near Hopkinsville by Michael Buhler 2,7964,025
leechonabeachReblogged bythepowerofsciencethoodleooFollowreading about the participation of children in rituals as a form of play in ancient greece and came across an incredibly charming story from julius pollux's onomasticon where a flood prevented the adults from reaching a sanctuary to sacrifice a ram to heracles, and the children solved the problem by....sticking a bunch of sticks in an apple to give it "legs" and "horns" and offering it as a sacrifice instead. it's such a charming thought and i can perfectly picture kids these days also pretending at sacrificing an apple "goat" at recessthoodleoocatch me on the playground playing sacrifices236,55814,310
leechonabeachReblogged rednineswebsite-comFollowfrom what we gather, in the 50s they had a service of door to door prostitutes for lonely housewives under the moniker of "milkmen"- we assume this was a euphemism 239544
leechonabeachReblogged redninesmeisterdruckeFollowThe Lady of Shalottby John Atkinson Grimshaw (1836-93, victorian art, oil on canvas)Source: meisterdrucke.de911
leechonabeachReblogged bythepowerofsciencedark-magician-girl-meets-worldFollowPeasant who I transported from the late Roman empire: So, has the mother church agreed that the Son and the Father are homo ousios or homoi ousios? Me: Next up, I'm going to need you to try one Dorito that's Flamas flavor and one that's Flamin' Hot Limon flavor. I'm particularly interested in whether or not they seem different to you. Peasant: Please. My eternal salvation in the heavenly kingdom depends on it. Me: After that, I have a Lay's chip called "All Dressed", and I'd love to hear what you would guess is the recipe dark-magician-girl-meets-worldMe: And that should just about do it! Before I send you back, could you just pick one chip that's your overall favorite? Peasant: The preacher told me Jesus would return in my lifetime. Has he truly abandoned this sin-stained world for so long? Me: I already told you, God got killed in the 1800s by science. Now are you gonna pick or should I just put down Zesty Cool Ranch? dark-magician-girl-meets-worldThe peasant, back in his own time: I must do all that I can in order to prevent this unholy future, while also still inventing Hickory BBQ Wavy Lays. Those were pretty good. 210496
leechonabeachReblogged redninespigswithwingsFollowwtf are borders anyway. like yeah u were born on this beautiful earth buuuuut 😊 u cant go here. or here either walk-up-songsA forever banger from da share zone27,81535,165
leechonabeachReblogged redninesspirit-of-artFollowCornelis Saftleven, A witches’ Sabbath, 1640-16602229
leechonabeachRebloggedmoorockFollowtrans woman in need of financial assistancehi, i'm the sister mentioned in this post. i'm a seriously disabled autistic trans woman and i don't want to be here. i am entirely reliant on this murderous cesspit of a website for income due to the aforementioned disabilities. this puts me in obvious danger but i am stuck this way until OP gets his medical and immigration stuff sorted out (my immigration stuff is actually further along) and gets a decent ways into vocational training.i keep saying i'm trying to raise money for medical treatment, but in all honesty OP's medical needs are far more urgent than mine and I really want us to get them at least professionally assessed until we sort out the issue of who does vocational training first (we can't afford to both go at the same time, or for anybody to go right now). i consistently fail to raise money for medical treatment. what really ends up happening is if we're lucky we'll raise living expenses for the month plus, like, an extra $50 to put towards medical treatment. nothing about this situation is reasonable or fair and i constantly feel like we are slowly dying.of course keeping us alive is.... fine.... but can we please get like, a good month. so that we can put some stuff towards like clawing my way out of this purgatory i've been trapped in for years. you've all been watching me be trapped in it this whole time. i've been liveblogging it. i just really want a good month so i can leave this place and still be safe.428
leechonabeachReblogged bythepowerofsciencetrans-girl-nausicaaFollowthebugautistic19th century replica paddlewheel riverboat5718,40020,627
leechonabeachReblogged redninesnateconnollyFollowWhat if we defunded public transit and closed malls and raise the cost of fast food and made sure that summer temperatures hit record highs and that winter temperatures hit record lows and reduced the purchasing power of minimum wage jobs so that it’s harder for kids to buy cars? Would these be ideal circumstances to make it illegal for teens to socialize with each other on the Internet?201,2882,728
leechonabeachReblogged redninessailatina3FollowNeil Gaiman was a popular poster on this website and when it came out he was a rapist i feel like he got significantly less flak than trans women do when we post memes.26901,211
leechonabeachReblogged cattysapienfriendlynieghborhoodmuffinmanFollowDandadan does some interesting stuff with gender. My thoughts aren't super organized on this so I'm just gonna ramble here , but it kinda plays around with the concept of it and flips around gendered stuff with its characters.Lemme explain.So our biggest and best example here is with Okarun. A big part of his character is his struggle with masculinity, even though underneath the layers of anxiety and self-doubt he's greatest shining example of positive masculinity in the series.However, the only time he can show off this part of himself is when he uses the powers of Turbo Granny, a female spirit. And while he is a melee fighter, its more dexterity and agility based rather than strength based. Which is more often seen with female fighters in anime and similar media.Of course, after he loses these powers he becomes less reliant on them to show off the more "manly" aspects of himself.But ultimately, in order to reveal his true masculinity, he had to embrace feminity.Aira is also an example of some gender fuckery I've talked about before. She makes this extra cutesy, girly girl guise on the outside. But on the inside she has these more masculine associated traits: the head-strong, commanding demeanor; the chivalry/bushido like sense of honor, the blunt agressive competitivity. All of which are brought forth and amplified in her yokai form, which gives her an deeper voice and more angular facial features all while making her a melee fighter who can take heavy hits and keep going like captain fucking America.But then at the same time, her feminity isn't a facade either. She still loves make up and dressing feminine and other traditionally "girly" things. And her yokai form still makes her more physically feminine looking in other ways, and her fighting style is focused less around raw strength and more about finesse and agility, and of course is also based on ballet. But her extra cutesy mask feels like an exaggeration or parody of those feminine traits like how her yokai form exaggerates her other traits.And I've talked about Kouki's gendered duality in other posts before, such as with her name and her prince/princess thing going on.And the other characters also have some non-traditional gender stuff going on with them too.Like Momo's character arc/story about depression and self-worth is often seen more with male characters like Megumi, Denji, or Mob.And with Jiji's bubbly and eccentric personality, plus the fact he loses basically all his clothes whenever he uses his powers, he might as well be an anime girl.And that makes an interesting contrast with the hyper-masculine Evil Eye.The only ones of the main gang who are more traditionally gendered are Zuma and Rin.Anyone else kinda see what I'm saying? It's neat and I'm surprised I don't see much discussion on it.#dandadan741150
leechonabeachRebloggedaltadesFollowhe's like her pokemonAlso! I'm taking commissions, dm if interestedKeep reading#dandadan#holy SHIT this is INCREDIBLE!!!359,31929,202
leechonabeachRebloggedlocuas642FollowThis here is what sums up so much of Dandadan to me.It's not just that Momo was hurt, which is in itself enough to infuriate Okarun.It's that he did so while violating Jiji's autonomy and using Jiji's own hands to do the deal. Dandadan takes a moment to say, what is happening to Jiji is horrible and he is the victim here.One thing that keeps coming up in Dandadan is Body autonomy, and I do think it's intentional that the charcters involved with that keep on being men.#dandadan6633,085
leechonabeachRebloggedboku-no-anime-phaseFollowALT-Okarun#dandadan81,7968,798
leechonabeachRebloggedskysfandomnonsenseFollowLiterally all the characters want him 😭#dandadan155072,978
leechonabeachRebloggedcattysapienFollowhad this idea while I was on vacation a couple of weeks ago#dandadan134572,244
leechonabeachReblogged sourcreammachinecattysapienFollowyuridan yuridan yuridan!!!#dandadan381,2604,624
leechonabeachRebloggedxanaxfartsFollowAlexander McQueen: ‘It’s Only a Game’ Spring/Summer (2005)1237365
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leechonabeachReblogged theglitchedvoidsistertaxonFollowgood fucking lord we need to demystify minerals. crystals do not have healing or magical powers you guys are just getting scammed wolfennracha-deactivated2024062and we are what exactly? everything we interact with is a jigsaw puzzle of atoms. everything that effects or heals us in made of atoms and vibrations. negative ions from moving water affect our mood so why wouldn't crystals?sistertaxonyou are getting scammedcapriciouslyvexedI own a rock shop. A lady came in about three years ago and asked me which crystals are best for healing, I gently explained that they didn't have powers or healing properties. She started crying. She had late-stage cancer and no medical treatments were working. A crystal-healer had told her the only thing that would save her were crystals, then proceeded to convince her to spend $2000 on what realistically was only maybe $50 worth of Arkansas Quartz. She had two months to live, and was being strung along by scammers who gave her false hope in exchange for her life savings. I had indirectly just told this woman she was going to die, and it was hitting her all at once. Unfortunately, stuff like this is a regular occurrence. Maybe that’s my worst story, but it’s something I encounter on a weekly basis at least. Rocks, Minerals, and crystals are cool as hell but they don’t have powers. They aren’t mystical or special. I’m sorry for going off on a rant about this but it’s frustrating and it can ruin people’s lives.24822,65130,110
leechonabeachReblogged unheimlich-girlace-disgrace-on-the-caseFollowThere’s no way the British could have built Buckingham palace. It had to be aliensnumbersareimaginaryTower bridge was clearly built by a group of ancient Mongol explorers transweedBig Ben? Look at the Arabic numerals on the clock face. This was clearly a monument to The Lord erected by Sunni scholars and master architects. 216,9799,539
leechonabeachReblogged derinthescarletpescatarianluxwingFollowGAMING NEWS !!expensiveluxwingcrackedpolishedblackstonebrickposts funnier with timestamps on 21127,51592,479
leechonabeachReblogged derinthescarletpescatarianjeanbean16FollowPro-censorship wattpad refugees drama is so funny to me because when I started using ao3 as a kid I was a devout mormon and I thought that reading anything even remotely pornagraphic was a sin and would ruin my life. So when I was 13 and found ao3 I went "oh awesome I found a fanfic website with a filtering system so I won't ever randomly stumble into porn. This is great! I was really worried about seeing something I didn't want to see on the other platforms." I didn't read any smut online until like three years later. If a mormon 13 year old can figure out 'don't like don't read' wattpad users can too cmon you guys i believe in you. silverwolf124919819,69830,561
leechonabeachReblogged earhartseasethe-big-moodFollowBaby cuttlefish attempting to camouflage for the very first time253,8805,965
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leechonabeachReblogged johannestevansrandom-brushstrokesFollowRichard Müller - Cat with Ball of Wool (1922)Source: sammlung.staedelmuseum.de143258
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leechonabeachReblogged arbokzeestars-on-your-wristFollowHarajuku, 2010Source: Flickr / chocoland220451
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leechonabeachReblogged apollyonicsdeadgenerationsFollowI do think it's funny how often building regulations are blammed for low housing supply in Australia when new build quality in Australia is so obviously and infamously atrocious. Half of that is of course that for some godforsaken reason certification is basically a privatised rubber stamp that certainly doesn't encourage builders to find a favoured certifier whose continued contracts might hinge on perhaps always giving the big tick to every build.217
leechonabeachReblogged redninestswolfdykeFollow@boundcake birthday needles. the fiery arrival of a new age. #this is the coolest fucking shit I have ever seen!!!128310
leechonabeachReblogged earhartseasethehmnFollowThis is the funniest new thing I’ve learned today about the Swedish/Danish cultural exchange.The Swedes have these adorable cakes called Prinsesstårta aka Princess Cakes. When I saw this I thought “Oh! I know those! We have the same thing here in Denmark!”The same thing? These beauties.I persent to you, the Kajkage aka Kaj Cake. They’re smaller but pretty much made of the same ingredients and they have fan clubs dedicated to finding the ugliest versions at bakeries. They’re named after the frog Kaj from an old children’s show.I have a strong suspicion some Dane saw a Prinsesstårta and thought “If I added eyes and a mouth…”161,6332,237
leechonabeachReblogged vamp-orwavethroatoftheworldFollowEerie Soultender by Igor Kieryluk195151
leechonabeachReblogged ghoul-wizardthroatoftheworldFollowDaniele Valeriani459735
leechonabeachReblogged ryuutchiarseniccattailsFollowWhen you say "I don't care if feminism is good for men" about trans men it is genuinely incoherent. Because you are trying to invoke the idea that you don't care how patriarchy tangentially harms some of the people it usually serves to elevate in the process of elevating most of them, which, whatever, but for transmascs the way society harms us is for the same reasons, through the same means, and in the same ways that it harms women. Not identically, but it is the same arm. There can be no, literally no, true liberation or even just partial liberation of women that does not liberate and benefit trans men, because it must involve the dismantling of these conditions.Not because it is immoral to do so, (it would be if it were possible), but because it is impossible to do so.A trans man is a man who does not have rights if women don't.2654
leechonabeachReblogged flemmboyantthreedollarsdotcomFollowthey did some 7-zip shit to my nervous system318549
leechonabeachReblogged dumplinglovenostalgia-eh52Follow1926 Bebe Daniels  Tuxedo Tobacco Print Advertisement  “The Fragrance of pipe tobacco makes me wish I were a man”2,5833,738
leechonabeachReblogged gh0stforestgarak-pussy-indulgenceFollowInstagram is gonna fucking kill me one daysideblog-sidehoehe was first guy to hang out with normal people. No one had done it before393,4006,616
leechonabeachReblogged dumplinglovevithcyFollowMUTUAL!! THAT IMAGE IS AI GENERATED!! MUTUAL! DON'T REBLOG THAT!! IT'S AI!!MUTUAAAL!!1920,63827,488
leechonabeachRebloggedmonidollFollowhow on earth were people reporting the goo fridge as a real thing. apparently it was supposed to be a "zero-energy device" utilizing "bio nano robots" to cool food. without using energy. who writes this. i think if they made me write slop articles where i just repeat nonsense and sign it with my name id kill myself. maybe its good this job is being taken over by ai33108
leechonabeachReblogged monidollbats-onlineFollowIdeas in the 1890s: What if cocaine was a health drinkIdeas in the 1920s: We should make a new kind of plastic you can eatIdeas in the 1960s: We should invent a new and more civil racismIdeas in the 1980s: What if you could have sex with Hello WorldIdeas in the 1990s: What if cars had TVs in them Ideas in the 2000s: Is it gay to wash your hair?Ideas in the 2010s: What if a refrigerator was made of gooIdeas in the 2020s: What if there was a website where you could talk to Pepsi202,4294,875
leechonabeachReblogged redninestrangoldinFollowTransgender Tapestry Magazine, 199868132
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