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>Constant drawn loli porn spam
>Frequent gore spam
>Raids are derailed with 'p link spam
>UTTPedos are allowed to attentionwhore on the 'log
Soycucks… every time I check on you, it just gets worse.
R: 1 / I: 0
Kek just rape salt already
>
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Sharty screenshots thread

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>only Derpina understands me
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LAST WARNING.
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;admin cobson
;ban quote
;poop froot
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SHARTYCUCKS WILL BE DETAINED.
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what the fuck is the swinny posting why aren't we raiding them
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GO TO /JAK/ FOR IAS GEMMMIES

>>>/jak/
>THREMBOOOOOO
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Nusois..
this is a new lowpepe
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RaidGQDs look at dis
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https://jiggie.fun/frogsneedbar
nu jiggie
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unbans cacas now
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Can we shut down this furnigger video already?
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PART 4, LET'S GO FOR 4800 REPPEYS!
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World War Soy II Thread 9.2

>cattywiped again award
itt we gem up places like lesotho, portland, etc on wplace.live and 3place.world.
OPERATION: RECOLONIZE
soy 'tosses in lesotho have been getting 'aped by obsessed trannies (3 in particular geg)
you VVILL draw nu 'tosses
you VVILL cover up tranny SNCA
you VVILL (((advertise))) this (no more brother wars or something)
you VVILL reportfag trannies and xheir alts into submission
>2-3 reports every 5 minutes, any more and the rapelimit is met and deletes all of your reports
>tranny accounts can be automatically timed out if they recieve enough reports
>any stray transparent pixels near soy 'tosses with tranny accounts tied to them can be reported for griefing, mention rule 2 in the reason section
>stray griefs can get (you)r account 'aped by joons, don't do anything overtly chuddy on an account with a high amount of pixels
make nu gmails
use the mobile jewtube or gmail apps to make accounts without phono verification
don't make multiple in a row to avoid jewgle assuming you're a bot and forcing phone verification on you (xhey also block your phone number and phone itself from verifying too)
>wplace phone verification
get on a vpn, choose a french or dutch server, and use vsimcard.com
if xhey ever force you to use a phone number to verify, list the number you used from there
links
>lesotho
https://wplace.live/?lat=-29.43967410823482&lng=27.997822265624993&zoom=13.046104219751305
>portland (on hold)
https://wplace.live/?lat=45.58273614380404&lng=-122.781181640625&zoom=14.932654906015337
USE NU ALTS FOR ANY RAIDS ON PORTLAND, DO NOT GET YOUR HIGH CAP ACCOUNTS 'NISHED
>tajikistan (filled with jartycucks)
https://wplace.live/?lat=37.560115828951936&lng=74.189970703125&zoom=12.888681345433312
>small patch in the middle of niggerhell by me and 2 intyGODS
https://wplace.live/?lat=66.28810711274564&lng=170.64465820312495&zoom=14.6183495856204
>redditspace
>alliances
bharatgang: https://wplace.live/join?id=019f3344-670a-727e-8412-85907e7f7182
LOVESSSSSSSSASWS: https://wplace.live/join?id=019f438e-4eda-787e-9de9-1c6c865339b2
jews united: https://wplace.live/join?id=0198c445-a410-721f-a727-e0d51fa800fb
>wplace templates
compiled here
https://uploadnow.io/f/YxmgKTZ
<niggerspacing
3PLACE.WORLD RAID
tranny jannies just nuked portland, 'nished us, and locked us from drawing over the st johns bridge
>'aping seattle and gemming up the area where michael blessing got stabbed by a nigger
they dont have ip bans yet, you can just make a nu account with no vpn if you get 'nished
>how do i make templates for this xister
https://eu01.voxelbone.cloud/3place/quantize/
dump a png here to get the blueprint file, upload it to use as a template by entering paint mode and clicking the cube icon in the toolbar
>link
https://3place.world/
partial 'oxxes from the previous threads
>silofox, one of the 3place jannies who allowed some faggot to 'ape the river, also a niggerweed smoking amerimutt (potential addresses obtained)
>alias: Silofox
>name: James Eden
>age: 30-40 years old
>potential addresses:
>3500 Rockmont Dr #16102, Denver, CO 80202
>817 17th St #3011, Denver, CO 80202
<kassy, some literalwho 3place janny we started an 'oxx on (only partial as of now)
<aliases: kasskiller, killertjuh
<name: Roald van der Aa
<location: somewhere around hoogland
<jewgle maps: https://www.google.com/maps/contrib/112826015615390009469/photos/@52.0786893,4.6936078,91575m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m3!8m2!3m1!1e1?entry=ttu&g_ep=EgoyMDI2MDgwNS4xIKXMDSoASAFQAw%3D%3D
^violezine, another 3place janny who was monitoring portland
^aliases: violezine, solo, realityunknownguy
^name: Tan Yap Shan/Yap Shan Tan, whatever the correct order is
^location: somewhere in singapore
^ips from some breach:
^39.109.145.191
^58.182.105.46
^103.22.201.100
^27.125.168.150
^27.125.180.70 116.87.142.61
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should we bring back derpina (ancient faps)
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14TH 'AID THREAD DIS WEEK (i think doe)

it's Thursday, you know what that means

YOUTUBE BAIT
https://www.youtube.com/@COBSON_666
https://www.youtube.com/@TNDsongs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyIRYfz-HJ4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FteSvwLnFok
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUaTbdnXWuw
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u-Tn5wAdRmo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEYKCrwFYCw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YUZ7_5e8FMg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWL-Mi2x960
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=43vgSo6TBIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICRsNfYXoCI
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/20lPs3J56l4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbpQ_KulpVk&t=710s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c0Ie4ll-1g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AIUkR-pYwi4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5PviJBprlg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1_8bYhuu-0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDF1cs79TGo
https://youtu.be/FajPp0BpHuI?si=59AVdGnE4HAtxeMo

BAIT SITE
police.st
joyjak
tileman.42web.io
arrowing.cc

STREAMER GAME
skribbl
gartic phone
jackbox

IF TTS ENABLED
spam gurney gurney
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ITT music video gems

hey wanna make a gemmy music video? now you're in luck buddy!
step 1: add a 'tube tab
step 2: add another 'tube tab
step 3: play any music you like on your first tab
step 4: mute the second 'tube video
step 5: combine
and there you have it folks and make sure to record the results of it being a gem.
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>when your christian mom finds the gore folder
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Free her
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/killsalt/

unbanning gore
allowing uttp cucks
allowing tcc cucks
allowing the most evil disgusting vile content
turning this site into discord 2
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ITT we post old cs clips
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IMMIGRATE TO /JAK/ FOR A BETTER LOG

>>>/jak/
>Don't forget your aroow
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I miss the dot
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FINAL WARNING.
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>jannies are not deleteing UTTP spam
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>dousing uttpedos in acid and watching them melt
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>tfw technoblade and jacksepticeyes dad are burning in hell because your content is better
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heres what i would do if i was admin

only allow gore if its funny
only allow porn if its funny
ban anything thats not funny and fucked up and evil
bait is allowed
ban all uttpedos and cordmonkeys

i think this would be good because most gore and porn would be banned because its not funny.

pic unrelated
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>epstein tel aviv impressed netanyahu
<Yikes?…Epstein jokes are not funny
>bros taking it too seriously
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IF THIS THREAD GETS 1000 REPLIES SALT ALLOWS GORE
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Hitler's idea of the aryan race having blond hair and blue eyes is retarded because the aryans did not have blond hair or blue eyes. Hitler was more aryan than the "aryans", scandinavian scum will seethe at this but it's true, hitler was malinformed on what an aryan looks like. The aryans were light olive skin with black hair and brown eyes. That's why many brownoids also have brown eyes and black hair, because the aryans raped them all (which is also why they aren't vantablack). Due to the hotter climates of germanic countries compared to nordic ones, we aryans have higher eumalin which is what causes the black hair and brown eyes.
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Does anyone have the gif of wewjak (or one of the other subvariants for excited soyjak) going "OH MY SCIENCE", i need it for a gemmy smv.
No arrow
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IF THIS THREAD GETS 1000 REPLIES SALT ALLOWS PORN
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Every nusoi's origin
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>the featured post on the 'ru is 'O, so now you have to see it on every single page
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SWINNYCUCKS WILL BE DETAINED!
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>sharty with low pph
It's soooo much better like this holy shit
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They really need to fire whoever is running the happenings page, so much on there is snca. Somehow the 3 autist threads that got 3,600 reppeys collectively is documented, the operation slaughterhouse revival which lasted not even a day as well as derpson for some reason.
Seriously, it makes the page unreadable if you aren't checking it as it's being made. I'd hate to be a nusoi reading up on the sharty's history.
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FINAL WARNING.
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SWINNYCUKS WILL BE DETAINED!
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>wait you guys aren't eating ores?
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what caused the shartroons to become mr morals who go
>i am the most moral moralist ever to ever moral the world
under every post thats even below safe edgy tier for normies
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Can I leak the ip of soybooru namefags
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>The kwebbly
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I love giving blowjobs, but I hate the taste of cum.
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Yes, i hide bait threads, how could you tell?
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IT'S BASED AND CHRISTPILLED
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>America is now considered fascist according to the experts
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There is no person on earth who hates his mother as much as i do. I FUCKING HATE THIS BITCH so bad that I want her to die and disappear from my life. My life would get much better if she’s gone even my life itself is already shit.
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which one would you say is the closest to (You) nusoi?
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does anyphono have the original version of this
>
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I love eating ass, but I hate the taste of raisin
I literally munch on the asses of people just for free, but I just hate the taste of raisin.
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…
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They finally fixed overboard
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>blyad this log is coalier than Kuznetsk
<*falling noises*
>what is that sound?
<KUZZY KUZZY KUU KUU, I'M GOING TO SWALLOW YOUR HEAD
>SHTO-mfmhfhhmfmhfh
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tea or coffee?


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/brim/ - Brimstone

ITT post brimstone
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Ban froot
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ITT we dox Benjamin Netanyahu
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ITT we post our addresses here so people can send equipment to us to build bombs and to blow up the kikes
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does anybaldi have the newest newwbeee clips
since hes back on the port
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ITT we watch soot era sharty media on youtube
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imagine if the family guy elves were real
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This is so scary

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2999
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IF THIS THREAD GETS 1000 REPLIES SALT ALLOWS DNB
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IF THIS THREAD GETS 1000 REPLIES SALT CAN CLEAN MY BUTT
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Pooner made a sillypoo hatesite

Frame by frame analysis of how much these mean girls are hurting heckin wholesome trannies like keffals as well as a guide to get them taken down on all platforms.

https://asmodeusvulcan.neocities.org/stupidpoop

gofundme where they beg for Zoloft money because they have no job

https://www.gofundme.com/f/4yaez-medicine-and-bills

I wanna see what you think about some faggot bullying out 'fe queens

make sure to sign the guestbook if you visit their site

https://asmodeusvulcan.atabook.org/
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Another Hypothetical

What if Benito Mussolini was the admin of the sharty? How would he run it? Assuming in this hypothetical scenario that he's actually very passionate about soyjaks.
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https://x.com/keikiamai

This porn obsessed troon has open DMs, you know what to do
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<I'm going shoot up my school, I am Hunky O' Toole!
>HEY SHOOT UP YOUR SCHOOL
<NO!
>TAKE A GUN AND KILL KIDS IN YOU SCHOOL I SAID
<NO!
^Ah Let him go we'll never convince him, not with these posts
<I didnt shoot up my school, I'm Still Hunky o' Toole!
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What kind of opsec do i have if everything i say and do on the apple device is guaranteed to get a reaction from my older sibling since 2018
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Would you rather take 12" of bbc or bwc
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MJGA! MJGA! MJGA! MAKE 'JAKKING GREAT AGAIN!
Gore is 'cuck culture! MJGA! Tranime is a jewish construct!
MAKE 'JAKKING GREAT AGAIN!!!
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>removing the sharty page on Wikipedia
This is aryan honestly
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>its at WHAT pph?
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trannies/pedos self insert as tranime girls
actual women self insert as cats and rabbits
what do men self insert as?
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Giving blowjobs is actually fun, but I dislike cum taste
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Hypothetical

What if this site was given to an extremely normalfag sorority girl slut who's barely heard of soyjaks, and she's told if she fucks up and becomes too unpopular of an admin she'll be killed? How do you think she would run this place?
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>i can't believe I had to settle for this freak
>fuck my chud life
>this is all foids fault
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NEW JIGGIE

https://jiggie.fun/theatersoyjaks
https://jiggie.fun/theatersoyjaks
https://jiggie.fun/theatersoyjaks
https://jiggie.fun/theatersoyjaks
https://jiggie.fun/theatersoyjaks
https://jiggie.fun/theatersoyjaks
https://jiggie.fun/theatersoyjaks

votekicking is enabled along with jukebox.
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What are the lyrics to this gem?
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What do you mean there never was a SOYJAK PARTY?!! I spent the last few years there??!! What if Hitler… what if Hitler had a… WHAT IF HITLER HAD A BBC… hello… HELLO!!??
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Mcdonalds Typing Cobson
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If there would be a new owner of 4chan would he bring back /qa/ and we would just all go back there instead of having to deal with this bullshit
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>Soy, soy, soy, soy-a!
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happy cobson
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song name?
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ive seen so many hornyposts with a neutralplier in it to the point where i get horny from seeing neutralplier
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Normalfags are an endangered species. More and more people are becoming weird freaks. Unemployed, porn addicts, virgins, no friends, no community, weird fetishes, acting in strange and bizarre ways, using internet speak in real life, etc. These are becoming the New Normal©.
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Made a new 2hu character
>
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>Tenacious D
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babyjak 2.0 to deter a certain type of 'ru pedo because i gave it a definitive age instead of ambiguity that leads to the middle aged man doing abdl excuse or whatever
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mommy
R: 10 / I: 3
cobson on a spoon
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Getting a kitten has substantially improved my life.
Do (You) have any pets?
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>crying cobson
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>arrow
Salt is a great admin, truly one of the best. The reason is simple, he bans everything I personally do not like, which just so happens to be things he doesn't like either. I like Salt.
I've disagreed with every other admin in some capacity, however I have not disagreed with Salt once. If I was sharty admin, I'd be running it like how Salt is running it, seriously.
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Would you be willing to choke your gf while fucking her if she was into that
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IAS cobson
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>hxly xhit, geg allin would be trans and alive if xhe was born nowadays
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COOOOOOOOOB GAAAAAAAAANG
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can someone make esl scp slopjak
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two cobsons kissing
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hey
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holy shit posting another anime girl just turned me into a biofoid AMA
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RAID THIS LIVE STREAM NOW
(MAY CONTAIN A LOT OF GEMS)
https://www.youtube.com/live/p-6xvwJoJkg?si=BzsVAbTh_LvB45pi
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Poopson won
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Why can't I import my settings anymore?
<
I try to paste the storage data but it just cuts off like half of what I paste.
<
Can Salt remove this shitty character limit for the storage data import already?
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hi
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>>>>>>>>>>>>>>17281044
>>>>>>>>>>>>>free-market communism le good
<niggerflood
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10 board plan
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Fucking your sister then chucking her body down a mineshaft
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Cytubes are allowed now, by the way.
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I'll be heading to the slave market soon. What's a good budget I should set for getting a decent bvll? The wife isn't too picky about physique or muscle, but she is a size queen when it comes to the bvll's genitals. What's a reasonable price range I should be thinking about?
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Is it rulebreaking to let someone underage watch you use the shitty
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buy a gun and shoot up a local synagogue
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>HEY! HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK IT WOULD FEEL LIKE IF YOU JAMMED A FORK IN YOUR URETHRA? BET IT WOULD HURT A LOT!
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>MANE this soil is literally the jerde-ACKK
<Hmmm these chips taste HUNKY
^They say you are what you eat mr gapejak
<Wha-
*turns into a potato and fucking dies*
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>Death during consensual sex
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This is so sexy

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-8114
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Normgods won because even if they are a massive faggot tranny leftist there is still quite a big chance that they don't like furries
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cobson is thinking
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is dnb or dcg more of a sharty culture
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how often do you go outside
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>When you're playing along with the safe edgy joke in the reddit post but then somebody gets a bit too bigoted
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RWBY FAGS LOST, RVB WON
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niggers deserve to hang from meat hooks
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Christianity is idol worship
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s h i t filter test
raisin
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GTA 6 literally looks like one of those dime-a-dozen shitty cash-grab open worlds GEG. From the leaks it look like mirrors edge or watch dogs.
<Reddit space
The gentile retards will still waste 100 dollars on it and enjoy their slop like the good fucking golems they are though
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I'm here to catty wipe the 'log again OR MY NAME ISN'T JERRY SMITH
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^BLUE EYES ARYAN BEAST
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Cobson is probably the strongest Soyjak. The boundaries of his image leave much to interpretation but I imagine decently broad shoulders, which pretty much no other Soyjak has.
R: 2 / I: 2
>When the bull steals your glasses
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>NOOO YOU DON'T GET IT this is a colony i'm not just an offsiter who wants to sound quirky to normgroids
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>salt please delete the TCC threads they're going to make someone shoot up their school I literally can't even see a school shooter's face without fantasizing about shooting up my school, about my exact plans for it, how many people I'd kill… hngngnghh…
>I'M NOT MENTALLY ILL FOR THIS HOW FUCKING DARE YOU SAY THAT TO ME YOU FUCKING NIGGER? TALK LIKE THAT AGAIN AND I'LL FUCKING RIP YOUR FACE OFF! GOD I JUST WISH I COULD FUCKING MURDER PEOPLE LIKE YOU! THE TCC THREADS ARE AN ISSUE BECAUSE THEY PUT *EVERYONE* AT RISK OF SHOOTING UP THEIR SCHOOL! SURELY IT'S NOT JUST ME!
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somebaldi dance wit mi
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>question
<what's your question soldier?
>I posted troonjaks everywhere
<what
>you told me to
<how much?
>I have done nothing but quote people with troonjaks for 3 days
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Have you ever wanted to fuck a trans woman into being normal?

Hi
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Death to…
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Important
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https://jiggie.fun/K_ZhTr
https://jiggie.fun/K_ZhTr
https://jiggie.fun/K_ZhTr
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I'm sorry, /soy/GODs but I am going to become a doctos in the future. I will inevitably become a ZOGbot golem but I'm doing this so I can datamine everyphono and nobody in my area has opsec like me and they'll be even worse golem because I will give them meds but I won't take any.
>Arrow because I don't look like this yet
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browsing r/whiteboidiscussion for gegeralds put me off from gooning in general
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If there was a pill that gave you a micropenis, would you take it?


I’m talking complete acorn-sized nub that is retracted into your mound. Only a tiny bulb of a head peeks out and swells like a slightly when you are aroused. No shaft at all. You would only be able to flick it and rub it. Tugging would be a thing of the past.

I think all whitebois should aspire to have a micropenis because a hard white cock looks so yucky. A cute little pp fits us so perfectly and would constantly remind us of our place. The downside is that we would no longer wear chastity because it would be no longer needed!

Imagine all the girls that would flock to Black Men when they realize all whitebois have inverted weenies and smooth retracted balls.
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Everything is just so fucking boring theres nothing to be done
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Marrying a boymoder is every self-respecting man's responsibility.
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cobson with a sword
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>Animechads FUCKING VVQN
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>i built this algorithm
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A shockingly high amount of 'teens listen to my music.
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maybe you should try being a girl

just put on a skirt and do a couple silly little dances in your room, no one has to see you, maybe if it feels good… start exploring your other side?
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There is no better woman than a boymoder.
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What if instead of banning the trannies or the failtrolls we ban both?
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see you all on /poop100/
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Why does he look so nervous? Was he photographed at gunpoint?
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>tfw a bigot says something rude but then you checkmate him by being a sarcastic cuck and using your irony
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My girlfriend is breaking up with me because I tried redpilling her on pajeets
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Did he ban gore?
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:poop all
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Trans rights are human rights
Soyjak porn
Im the next nulee
Gorespam
Look at my furry anime posts
Im the next namefag
Look at my troonslop media
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Poop and pedonigger's dying
>
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I’m noticing a lack of Soyjaks with a smug expression. I propose we make a variant with one. Since we let him have a smug expression, we should call this variant “smuglet”.
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I want to be a girl but still keep my cock
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Nushwas, I… I do dis.
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hello soy jack party
let's dance
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😱😳🤯😮
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datamining thread
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Rat a Twat episode 1: lily, isa, and pauline fucking dies

welp they died because the man holded pepe and then don kills him
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MOOOOOOOOOODS
WE HAVE A PEDO RAPIST DEFENDER WHO THINKS THE RAPE OF A LITTLE 14 YEARS OLD GIRL IS FUNNY
RAPE AND BAN HIS ASS
HES AT >>17279481(OP)
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why are trans rights activists so against gore?
is it reminding them of the mutilation they did to themselves or is it overstimulation that makes them experience orgasms?
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I own the site now.
There will be downtime during eurohours on Sunday while I transfer the sharty, booru and wiki to a new server that I pay for.
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send gemmy streamer winraids
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>spamming cartel torture videos to bait the nusois
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>who wana play roblos
>https://www.roblox.com/games/5977347869/Tower-Battles-Battlefront?privateServerLinkCode=56175461338421968168062644069872
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>makes a completely vibe-based claim with no evidence other than “it’s obvious”
>states that the truth will come out and that deniers are simply wrong
This is the final stage of the normification of the Sharty. It used to be a meme that schizos would do this, now it’s taken seriously. I’m not even dunking on a specific stance. I can’t remember a single “these posts are good/bad because they’re coming from…” thread in the last three years that didn’t boil down to “I can just sense it… because it just IS, okay?”. Good grief.
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/cpg/ - Christpill General

This is a place to talk openly about your love for Christ—what He means to you, how your faith has changed your life, the moments that have brought you closer to Him, and the things about Christianity that inspire you most.

Whether you've followed Christ your whole life or you're just beginning to seek Him, you're welcome here. Share your testimony, a favorite Bible verse, a prayer, a reflection, or simply what you love about Jesus.

Let’s fill this general with gratitude, faith, and love for Christ. Post all your most based and brutal Christpills here for the world to see. God bless! ❤️✝️
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eared cobson
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nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger nigger
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how much water do any of you drink on a weekly basis
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I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS I HATE JEWS
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zellig is sharty kulchur
Fact checked by real salt patriots
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I'm a quote sympathizer, not a quote supporter. I miss him as a friend
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testing 123 testing my browser
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‘O’O’O’O’O’O’O’Y’Y’Y ‘O’H ‘M’Y ‘G’O’O’O’D ‘D’O’C’T’O’O’O’S ‘O’Y’O’Y’O’Y’O’O’O’Y’Y’Y ‘M’Y ‘H’E’A’D ‘D’O’O’O’O’O’C’T’O’O’O’O’S‘M’A’K’E ‘I’T ‘S’T’O’P
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>saar dr cumskin invented testosterone to oppress us bharat trans xisters
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Crazy how quickly everyone went from loving Salt to fucking hating him. I knew repealing the gore ban would have bad consequences, but nobody listened and just dismissed me as a sensitive offsiter. Call me old-fashioned, but I literally do not want to see videos of people being tortured or murdered in cold blood every time I go here. Using stuff like ISIS beheadings or thieves being macheted on the street in Africa in raid threads to repel lurkers is fine, but browsing an ordinary thread just to see a video of some crying woman with her hands cut off or a grandma getting axed to death in her bed is when you should start questioning what kind of people are taking advantage of the rule change. These are extremely sick people from sites like watchpeopledie who get off to shocking shit like this under the guise of
>it’s allowed, nusoi! go back to tiktok if you’re gonna cry about it!
I’ve even already seen someone post art of anime girls hanging from the ceiling while urine drips down from their crotch (which is VERY CLEARLY A FETISH if you couldn’t figure that out)
Reinstate the ban. I don’t care if I come off as a moralfagging HTSM. Some day the truth will come out about this phenomenon and I will have been right all along.
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Hey nusois i want to be a girl
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how are you all doing today
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>I'm gonna see what 4cuck is up to lately
>They are now declaring it is based and redpilled to fuck trannies because Sam Hyde did it
4cucks….. This is your mindset
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someone jak this GEG
https://x.com/B1TuckerCarlson/status/2090223366770680219
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>guguhugu gluhn buu caca!
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>i having trouble finding new minority groups to attack
arrow because ei look like this and say this
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No girls girls gota die
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i like to joke about suicide a lot but for those strugglingknow you're welcome here
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be aware, (((jews))) are browsing this board right now as we speak
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How some of yall look and sound
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How reliable is dox.soy now with the nuchanges? It used to be pretty unreliable
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'oy on the 'og
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>>>>BLUEROSE TERMINATED YOUR COMPUTER!
>>>>There is no way to fix your computer thanks Jared Valdez he learned my
>>>ability flora rose ransom encryption of other pcs laptops
>>>>discord Jared Valdez from colorado yes he did make Blue rose >with his partner julius cole from richmond
>>>virginia street bryanwood rd 4000 he make Bluerose get a bunch finally mercedes benz ml 270
>>>>san mateo california computers are taken down roblox HQ users will no longer exist forever 0
>>>>Malicious code kidnapper information blackmailer data stealer encryptor of pcs laptops taken down
>>>>entire roblox website is the jared valdez and julius cole objective taken down other computer
>>>>workers
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RIP CHARLOTTE
Charlotte Fosgate remembrance thread
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Trust the plan
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Nu 'toss
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>Shooting your sister and raping the wound during her final moments alive as she's bleeding out
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>I wish I was averi
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itt we're shared salt first days footage and other
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>I look exactly like soytan
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>maybe if I post another anime girl I can finally feel like a real woman
R: 1 / I: 1
>if you say anything bad about troons you are an egg
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>epi is good
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der 'cuck rangebanned me when all i do is talk about video games on /v/
hows it going basedbros
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>bnwo won chuddy
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>BLUEROSE TERMINATED YOUR COMPUTER!
>There is no way to fix your computer thanks Jared Valdez he learned my
ability flora rose ransom encryption of other pcs laptops
>discord Jared Valdez from colorado yes he did make Blue rose >with his partner julius cole from richmond
virginia street bryanwood rd 4000 he make Bluerose get a bunch finally mercedes benz ml 270
>san mateo california computers are taken down roblox HQ users will no longer exist forever 0
>Malicious code kidnapper information blackmailer data stealer encryptor of pcs laptops taken down
>entire roblox website is the jared valdez and julius cole objective taken down other computer
>workers
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>the site was better under quote because we had less gore and more furry sisas
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>children should be allowed to transition
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>only my sister with down syndrome that I molest understands me
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>Muh slippery slope puri'teens make my clitty salty.
Salt you are a dumb nigger ans you should genuinely kill yourself. Quote should have JSID when he had a chance
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rangeban map o algo
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can you guys give me some advice on my substack and what to write?
https://rectangularprismoblong.substack.com/p/fish-with-teeth
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>I love male/female circumcisions'
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>soyjak.st
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spam machine is back on to demoralize teens, salt leak every ip
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I like you guys, i know the shardee is currently overrun with cordniggers and 764 fsggots and other satanist braniggers, but the trve 'teens and gigglechats i like and God bless you guys
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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janitor applications are now closed i will reply to this thread once i have sent the emails
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
-

>Do a quick time event to dodge.
Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
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Operation Reality 2: STAGE 2

Stage 1: >>>/chive/172202
'teens, It's time to go outside again. Put jaks all over your neighborhood
>marge what the fuck is this
Operation Reality 2. See https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Reality_2
>ok what do i do nigga
Print out 'jaks (You should also cut out pieces of the paper to avoid invisible tracking dots if you have a color ink printer) and tape them onto things outside. Poles, trees, even buildings, just anything in your city really.
>but what if someone finds who i am through pictures sar
Remove the metadata from your image, and if there is any reflection, use a mask or any type of other thing to cover half of your face with.
>but what if the feds catch me
Make sure there aren't any cops in the area in the first place.
>but what if people see me and tell the feds
Go late at night or when the area doesnt have too many people. If you know alot about your area you can develop other solutions to this.
>sar what if they find my location through this
Do not show the sky or street signs. It's fine if you censor some other extra stuff in the image, aslong as you show the object and specifically where you placed the 'jak on.
>Where do i put the picture i took
In this thread, or on /soy/. REMEMBER TO ARCHIVE THE PICTURE TOO!
GOOD LUCK 'TEENS
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special. wholesome
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru
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