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>>17092750I kind of like 'jakking so I'll make something for a geg or two.
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>>17092750messiquoting will never catch on
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>>17092750when will it end man
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>>17092774
stfu nigger
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>>17092774
geeeg faggot renamed his file
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MODS = GODS
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>>17092799Marge what did he do
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>>17092852Shes some pro soccer player its not all too interesting
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>>17092884Troon archive blacked """meme"""
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>>17092894How dare you call Lionel Messi a “pro soccer player” as if that even begins to describe what that man is. Messi isn’t a soccer player. Messi is the physical manifestation of football itself. He is the reason the sport looks beautiful, the reason defenders have nightmares, the reason millions of people fell in love with the game. Calling him a “pro soccer player” is like calling the sun a lightbulb.
This is Lionel fucking Messi we’re talking about. A man who could walk onto a football pitch and make 22 other professionals look like they accidentally wandered into the wrong stadium. His left foot belongs in a museum. His vision is supernatural. His dribbling defies physics. His passing looks pre-programmed by God himself. He doesn’t play football, he conducts it. Every touch is poetry, every dribble is art, every goal is a reminder that humanity somehow produced a footballing genius.
You don’t simply “watch Messi.” You witness him. You cherish him. You thank whatever higher power allowed you to exist in the same era as him. There will never be another Messi. There probably can’t be. So please, for the love of God, have some respect and call that man what he truly is: the greatest footballer to ever breathe.
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>>17092944its okay playing with colors is fun
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>>17093044in what context could this soyjak be used
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>>17093090to cause the daths of a victorian kids
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>messidueling is real
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>>17093151messiquoting will not catch on
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>>17094010watching a messiduel is giga
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>>17094037how many pictures of that mother fucker is their
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