I programmed Gambling..

Failboat
Failboat
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Splatoon Raiders but I added Gambling that just bans you if you dig bad.  …...more
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LESS THAN A MONTH TIL IM DOING A WEST COAST TOUR: https://Failboat.show
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I'm addicted to digging for buckets. Send help.
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in the past 5 months you’ve made russian roulette, horse racing, rock paper scissors for position in the social pyramid, & now actual gambling dan are you setting up an entire casino dude
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"Have you ever gambled, with your life on the line?"
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0:38 not like that ever stopped dougdoug
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“If you Donate, You get Banned” “I programming Gambling..”
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0:10 I have not heard such actual terror from Father…ever. Not even Kirby who fights Satan constantly
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For anyone who is curious the original title was "I programmed Gambling" yes this is crucial information to have, yes this will be on the test.
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Failboat doesn't endorse killing your employer, luckily, the salary negotiation fell through, so they're not my employer
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Dan please stop collecting all the ways to gamble like the goddamn infinity stones
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1:18 oh hey it’s me… I think Dan wants to kill me with that stare but I did actually get a sprite
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1:50 woah that was me, didn’t think I’d actually make it in the video
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I read this as “I programmed piss”
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3:00 "hope I don't die" gets killed the second after
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i was there in both the making and watching of the gimmick, nobody was actually banned, it was just a timeout for the stream
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Get digging failboat, the ingredients are probably underground
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1:41 That was my TTS Gamble…AND I WON!!
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1:29 I think this is a reference to the youtuber/twitch streamer RTgame, because he has a running gag of often saying "They used to call me the 'Drift King' back in college!"....
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2:01 another captain?!
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11:02 pretty sure that's just buckshote roulette
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LET IT RIDE
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Let it ride -Giggle
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I have some words to say, LET. IT. RIDE
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3:36 TF2 sentry needed!
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"Do you like gambling? Yes. Do you like gambling with your life? YES!" - Smii7y
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10:04 looks like he didn't take the firing super well
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1:28 - Says that he was called the mind sweeper God in school - immediately gets blown up When he tries to dig for gold Holy falloff
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ERRR AW DANG IT
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"Gambling with your life" thats something that you gotta do every time I open a failboat video, dont know what horrors will emerge,the groan tube, guns, a dead doug or a low poly failboat. Good to know i could do the same on his stream.
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Beam attack 6:05
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BIG GAMBA ALERT
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Perfect, just when my life was looking grim
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The use of Denshattack music will never go unnoticed Thank you editor
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I died as i lived, gambling. I remember dying (4:59) and just having watch my siblings die around me. Honestly it was chill af join the gimmick streams
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7:59 MOARF! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Let’s go gambling
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I love that the thumbnail either has gold or a bomb, even the thumbnail had gambling
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Perfection as always. Let's go gambling! 6:03 BEAM ATTACK!
How fitting that the thumbnail either has a bomb or a cool gold thing
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And Always remember, Let It Ride - Local EMT that's #1 singer ever in the universe with a Trillion Dollar Contract.
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First thumbnail: Gem alert New thumbnail: Bomb alert
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Every treasure he sounds like a diglet DIGLET DIG DIGLET DIG
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Thick cut salty tongue is the new beam attack!
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The thumbnail is gambling too, the A/B testing can show either gold or a bomb
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Really sad Lil’ chatty wasn’t brought back. I thought for sure the origin of chatty would come back for the series that birthed them.
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As a chatter, I yearned for the buckets
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Lamsauce did what we couldn't do... explode Dan.
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With chatty crashing the economy during Failboat losing to a turtle livestream, ya think Failboat would have learn by now.
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1:28 "They used to call me the minesweeper king back in college y'know"
I really hope this becomes a proper playthrough and not just a oneoff video; given how much Failboat LOVES Splatoon, I'm hoping we'll get to see him beat the game, regardless of whether he attaches a gimmick to the stream or not. Honestly, I've missed seeing a proper playthrough from him; all these gimmicks end up just distracting him from everything else in a game, especially story.
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I've been WAITING for Raiders to the point I've been avoiding spoilers, but I gave myself the exception for this 'cos any gimmick stream Fail does is so chaotic I barely focus on the game.
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Dan is just training his audience to gamble at this point.
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I like that in one thumbnail there is gold and in the other there is a bomb. Truly the gambling of A/B thumbnails.
I was so excited to see dan post splatoon content again
2:04 no I wont, you scare me
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Original title: if you donate you get banned
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This is how deep fam gets treasure now 😂
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Oh Chatty's got a miner hat! Wonder if there was a more appropiate already done model that would've worked better for this game amd the splatoon series in general...
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Glad to have pioneered this mining expedition. And frankly, I think this was a huge success. Why aren't we gambling for gold more?
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That mining trip did not go well, and I am very much in debt
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I thought to myself “Man, should go brush my teeth and go to sleep.”, then I saw this and thought “Oh, another Failboat video. Well, I gotta check this ou— Gambling?” This video was funny, as per usual. Especially that bit with Skootish where he refused to die, that had me crying with laughter.
I just noticed your T-Shirt in the intro dan, An incredible choice of clothing for the video!
Let’s go gambling!!
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Missed opportunity to bring back lil Buddy from Splatoon 3 since that's the game where the whole giving chat TTS first began. Love the vid anyways.
So you turned a diging game into gambling with your money AND your life? Sine me up
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LETS GO GAMBLING!!!
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2:28 THERE I AM GARY THERE I AM I spent like two minutes trying to come up with a way to make Can't Stop work with what was happening on stream. I don't think it really landed but I'm glad it made it in the video
Let it ride
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Seeing I programmed gambling in your notifications is more scary then you think
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Wow the best YouTuber uploaded!
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Ngl a gimmick stream like this would go hard with failboat playing cata bomb
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i’ve not watched any splatoon raiders content i was saving it for you boat
Doug Doug ah gimmick You know the vid gonna be fire
i love to see the influence you and doug have on each other lol its great
After playint this game way way to much, seeing 14 as a damage number is surreal
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id say your pulling a doug content wise, but honestly your ideas are alot more refined and quality wise just absolutely beautiful. Nothing against doug, he does.. things but you just, do them better so i guess the idea was simple.
LITERALLY JUST FINISHED A RAIDERS VID AND SAID I WANNA SEE WHAT GIMMICK FAILS GOT PLANNED LMAO and its gambling beautiful
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Let's go gambling!!! Also the algorithm gave me this immediately I love it
saw the title change from “if you donate you die “ to “ I programmed gambling” in real time one click
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i feel like every time i watch a failboat video im peering into a torture chamber
ALL IN ON RED BABY!!!! WHOOOOOOOOO
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TWO FAILBOAT VIDEOS IN ONE WEEK?IS THIS HEAVEN???
I've been replaying paper mario ttyd, so the danger sound jumpscared me the first time lol
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Failboat is turning into dougdoug and I love it
WE LOVE GAMBLING, THANKS FOR FEEDING US GAMBLESLOP
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LETS GO GAMBLING! GAMBLING!!!!!
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10:37 dude, those pulses are the first move you can easily remember from any game, I saw them when I played my first one and they're everywhere, that's a little obvious.
what perfect timing for a splatoon raiders video after i beat the game! (no spoilers guys)
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3:53 Soldier TF2
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I LOVE how the thumbnail is a gamble in of itself! With the A-B Feature allowing you to either get treasure or a bomb
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This is the only kind of gambling I am here for.
"I made a gambling interaction that bans chat" DougDoug has rubbed off on Failboat
What this video doesn't show is the incredible amount of technical issues that existed at the start due to the mining gimmic
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I saw a guy called Tim punch a kid with 2 crowbars
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2:55 Yahiamice music (yes ik it's not from Yahiamice originally but it's where i know it from)
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Father is letting us gamble, LET’S GOOOOOOO
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big "rock and stone!" energy from the chat with this one
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Splatoon Raiders is an AMAZING game and I'm happy you love it. Also weird that I get a gambling video after my trip to vegas lol.
Daniel still has his addiction, MY GOAT BOAT !! 🔥🔥
4:41 My Super Paper Mario senses are tingling
Thank you for posting as I'm driving home from my vacation in Spain... it is a VEEEEERY long drive
12:05 GREAT MUSIC CHOICE BTW
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"I programmed gambling" Might just be one of the top 50 youtube titles ever
WE GONNA LET IT RIDE WITH THIS ONE
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This is all I needed from a failboat vid
Of course failboat did something like this 😭😭😭
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Man I can’t wait for the simple idea that totally won’t end up killing chat
3:50 this is a bucket 🪣
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Failboat is becoming more and more like dougodug everyday
99.9% of gamblers quit before they win big!!
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The title was if you donate you die, and I clicked and now he programmed gambling
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You had me at gambling
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I can’t believe he made us all ask if the idea was simple, and then didn’t use that for the intro. It was so hype
"i have done nothing but teleport buckets for 3 days" - salty tongue, probably
LET'S GO GAMBLING! aww, dang it
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The boat is back in the funny squid game... WAIT WHAT OH NO NOT SQUID GAME
7:19 I am committed to the bit. I will do my best to never watch one of his videos. I mean I wasn’t really interested before this video, but hey still.
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the power of gambling has summoned me early
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i actually have splatoon raiders it's my first splatoon game so I kept dying lol. But I was stubborn enough to keep gamblign my own life in the game to keep going lol
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FAILBOAT AND SPLATOON RAIDERS?! Those are two of my favorite things combined! AND THERES GAMBLING!
YES THE SPLAT RAIDERS VIDEOS ARE COMING OUTTT
finally, the shell out machine is in Raiders
The idea is pimple
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This dozer guy must like gambling
I find it very funny that throughout the first half of this I had the idea to comment about using something like this to have a chance at either gifting or banning another viewer of the payer's choice, then Scootish comes in and starts that idea in this video XP
"Put it on red." — Dan, probably…
oh no, hes become doug, hes given his chat a way to ban themselves
Windette
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10:05 that’s what he gets for firing him
Twitch chat rule: keep gambling relevant.
8:28 suddenly Ducktales Remastered music. Good luck with didney
Father I have the urge to no longer have give you my money but spend it on gambling
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YES GAMBLING WE LOVE GAMBLING
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Someone did take being fired by Doug personally.
Dig dug but dying squids
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Wow this was such an awesome stream idea I wonder who came up with it
11:09 That stare man 🫨
I sure do love mining for trinkets and riches-- 💥
you got me interested immediately. gambling?
Let's go gambling!!!!!!!!!!
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Rip to the mine sweeper pro 1:29 😔
SPLATOON GAMBLING WOOMY
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OH YEAH! GAMBLING!
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6:22 This...... is a bucket
The notification had a bomb but the video has gold
Lets go gambling!!!
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The idea is simple, DIG DIG DIG DIG DIG
Funny how I get an ad for the song "Gambler's Fallacy" before this vid starts
Finally, it’s exactly what my mom left me to do, now I see the hype of gambling!!
Oh my gosh even the thumbnail is gambling
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He's slowly turning into DougDoug RIGGED
Fail is become DougDoug, banner of the chat
“Have you ever gambled…? …at all…?”
Guarantee that Dan takes all the gold for himself at the end of the stream
Hand me my shovel, I'm going in or whatever
LETS GOO GAMBLING
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Can't be the only person who keeps seeing the thumbnail flip between mechanic with some gold or with a bomb
Gamble
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I saw so many people explode when digging. I'm so scared
a bomb in 15 seconds thats a new record
I am a dwarf and im digging a hole, diggy diggy hole, digging a hole.
The last video I'll ever watch on Moarf is the custom moons video.
Hehehe I love that the thumbnail can be gold or a bomb lmao
2:28 red gold chilli pepper
Oh my hod I literally got a different thumbnail on my pc that’s awesome
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I was waitting for this
Failboat is starting to become DougDoug
I will be saving this video for later due to not having the game
Entering your Doug era I see
Dig, dig, dig, dig!!!
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FAILBOAT STOP KILLING THEM YOUR GONNA RUN OUT
This is just extortion but with extra steps
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Don't worry, DougDoug does that almost every stream
how dare youtube hide this masterpiece for 7 minutes
LET'S GO EXPLODING
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In the intro, after fail said "theoretically, everything is now working" the video buffered, and i thought that was edited in lmao 😂
I love how the live chat never learnt from their own actions.
YOU STILL HAVEN'T GIVEN ME ZEUS'S FLESH
“Let’s go gambling!” -Rapidxflipnote
Love looking at chat to see people I’ve interacted with in a stream. Like hello Mr giggles, how are you?
If failboat saw this he’d be like “oh that me? Pure aura.”
11:28 WAS THAT THE FUCKING GUEST 1337 SCREAM??? 😭
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should have more outcomes. 50% for positive, 50% for negative. pos: gold, diamond (2x gold). ore vein (+1 gold, and roll again.)... neg: bomb, silencer (mutes you), booby trap (bans the next superchatter), spy tf2 (Forces Boat to fail at the game ASAP)...
Average 2026 dopamine:
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What
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Just your average idea from failboat once again.
Dig dig
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oh no Doug is rubbing off on him
0:01 The titles are "I programmed Gambling..." and "If you Donate, You get Banned"
Chat craves for the mines
The next thing you know he's gonna program another him into reality...
Yaaaayy failiure!!
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1:01 Hey, it's me! (Although the original message was that I wanted to find amber to create my own Jurassic Park, and only finding yellow stones) 10:53 It's me again!
Knowing my luck, I get banned in the first two seconds
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We only win
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dans becoming more like doug with each passing day ill miss his hair
Gamble
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Gamble
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Gamble
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Gamble
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"What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss?"
"the idea is simple dig or die"
i already got my time in the spotlight the one boat stream i watched and now i never need to risk anything in one like these lmao also, failed chowda... krill issue
Turning into doug doug with banning chat i see
GOLD! WE’RE RI- violently explodes
I hope fiddlebert apears in this video
Danke für 8 Abonnenten! ▶︎ ●─────────── 1:30s😍💟
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Gaster was wrongfully cut out, YOU SCAMMER, TRYING TO COVER YOUR CRIMES!!!!
Gambling? My favorite!
KEEP IT RELEVANT
i love that people are making alt accounts just to gamble
Let's go gambling! Ah, dang it
gambling u say…
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FAIL GOAT HAS POSTED
I am unexploded again just to re-explode
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We didn’t even get smallfry chatty back this is a crime
I'm so early this is insane
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I love this video it's humorous
Peak refresh pull
I LOVE GAMBLING🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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I LOVE GAMBLING i mean doing a not illegal act
awesome
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I got sent to the hospital. When I asked if I could pay with buckets, they undid the surgery.
0:35 tell that to DougDoug
I think dougdoug has influenced the boat.
Huh, no wonder Father wad taking his time to upload the game, I thought he'd be on it day one!
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Let's go gambling! Let's go gambling! GAMBLING BAMGLING GAMBLING
Rip gamblers the great
You are awesome 😎
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0:10 FNF gamers when the Whitty Bonus Week mod releases in 2026-2027
It’s all in.
13 minutes? i think i hit the jackpot bro
wait till he hears about las vegas
gamba
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0:38 As a dougdoug stream watcher. IDK how he even generates income at all.
I was confused as to why they're saved for the end until he said they can get banned and I realised he doesn't wanna ban any people who won a sub.
*you say let's go gambling
One min is crazy
That one guy really wanted to gamble
0:06 NOOOOOO
Hey, his beard is back, lets go, I can look at him properly now
Classic Failboat!
6:24 Local diglett population be like
average windette stream
Is this the most recent “lets program and !idiot dev” thing
More Tomodatchi Life and more Grandma please.
Gambling = Great Content
FAILBOAT POSTED I REPEAT FAILBOAT POSTED
Dig Dig Dig Dig
He’s becoming doug 🥹
As they say, LET'S GO GAMBLING‼‼🤑
Average windette stream
I watched the title change before my eyes
5:09 I KNOW THAT GUY
he’s turning into dougdoug
I LOVE GAMBLING
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Gentlemen, this is a bucket
I didn't know you even played this
DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG! DIG!
Never at a perfect time