Official 𝕏 account of the Kiwi Farms, an Internet forum about people on the Internet. Operated by Lolcow LLC.

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Animator hotdiggedydemon has announced he intends to seek assisted suicide in Switzerland, citing fibromyalgia and chronic uncontrollable drooling. kiwifarms.st/threads/hotdigg…
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h3h3 dismisses claims he is still pursuing the lawsuit with iDubbbz, characterizing it as a misunderstanding about a formal settlement offer: "it's a bunch of technical bullshit ... we're in negotiating the terms of the settlement still." kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-k…
Ethan Klein intends to sue iDubbbz and use his own apology video as an admission of guilt. kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-k…
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Ethan Klein intends to sue iDubbbz and use his own apology video as an admission of guilt. kiwifarms.st/threads/ethan-k…
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Former co-hosts of OneyPlays, DingDongVG and Julian, have been streaming almost continuously for a full day after saying that Chris O'Neil and his viewers are 'probably alt-right Nazis'. There's not really a starting point but this post made me laugh. kiwifarms.st/threads/oneypla…
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Without court order or reasonable excuse, the Kiwi Farms has been blocked by major DDoS mitigation services, incl @Cloudflare, @RETNnet, @Voxility, @path_network, @ZayoGroup, and others. This means when criminals attack our network, we go down. This is what @eastdakota wanted.
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This is an infrastructure level block. These are all private companies. They don't need an excuse to remove us. Companies like @CogentCo + @henet will go so far as to illegally session hijack our IPs as a customer's customer to blackhole us. There's no way around it.
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We are being attacked by members of FBI-designated terrorist organizations who openly trade child pornography and animal crush pornography. They are attacking us because we know who they are an we document evidence they abuse children and animals. @eastdakota should stop helping.
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PirateSoftware has a dedicated a-log on the Kiwi Farms who tracks his livestream ferrets' cage cleanliness, as it is observed he only sends people to clean it after the a-log posts to complain it is dirty. Gangstalker ferret hygiene: kiwifarms.st/threads/jason-t…
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TheQuartering has leaked the shipping information of an innocent customer and revealed the white label roaster responsible for handling the "family recipe" of Coffee Brand Coffee, which he denied being a white label or dropship operation. kiwifarms.st/threads/jeremy-…
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Andrew Ditch, affectionately known as the Poopsquatch, has been arrested. Andy lives with his mother, who uses oxygen, but refused to turn off a eucalyptus oil diffuser that was overwhelming her and making the house unlivable. CW: Self-harm. Full video: kiwifarms.st/threads/andrew-…
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Connor Murphy, fitness influencer, has died of drowning in Thailand at the age of 32. Local news media reports he went on a "rampage" painting the interior of luxury rental apartment, rolled around on asphalt, and then walked into a lake. kiwifarms.st/threads/connor-…
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Sometimes fixing something requires showing people just how bad the problem is. The DMCA has a mechanism to dox anyone without filing a lawsuit. Federal subpoena powers are a few clicks away from anyone willing to file two forms. Nobody is safe.
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The UK's OFCOM regulator has issued a final warning and 7-day compliance timeline for a £587,000 fine (US$758,000). The Kiwi Farms and 4chan are co-plaintiffs in a lawsuit against OFCOM in the US. Our lawyer has responded with a giant hamster. kiwifarms.st/threads/4chan-c…
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OFCOM asserts that 4chan is subject to its regulatory oversight and enforcement of fines due to 4chan's self-serve advertisement system which markets that 7% of its traffic comes from the UK.
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Another day, another Commonwealth email trying to censor the Internet. The "Royal Commission into Antisemitism and Social Cohesion" sounds particularly Orwellian. From the @agdgovau / @aushomeaffairs. Full document packet, concerning a shooting in the US. kiwifarms.st/threads/2026-07…
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Michelle 'Jamie' Zajko, FtM trans, has been charged with murdering her parents on Dec 31, 2022. Zajko was in the techno-trans 'Cult of Ziz' and already in jail for providing the firearm used to kill @CBP Agent David Maland in 2025. More on the cult: kiwifarms.st/threads/ziz-jac…
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Sci-fi author Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek has issued an ultimatum to the City of Milwaukee after he was cited for unauthorized modifications to his balcony railing: issue him an special emergency waiver, or face his wrath. kiwifarms.st/threads/patrick…
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Bradley Scott Sayer, the California library shooter, was likely observed by the Kiwi Farms as "Sigurd", a COM-associate who spammed child pornography on lolicon and Soyjak-related sites. More info and commentary: kiwifarms.st/threads/califor…
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Larry Sanger, Wikipedia co-founder, was been indefinitely blocked (then unblocked) from editing for unknown reasons. Sanger is critical of WP's bias. Wikipedia falsely claims the Kiwi Farms has murdered three people and actively facilitates swatting. kiwifarms.st/threads/dumb-sh…
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The alleged manifesto of Seth Hatfield, the Montreal shooter, has been published. kiwifarms.st/threads/incel-s…
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