R: 68 / I: 7
C-SAM CANDLES RAID THREAD PART: 5
soyjakwiki.org/sam_candles
BEWARE, SNITCHES ARE ACTIVELY MONTIORING THE THREADS.
<ox
Personal Information
Aliases: samcandles, samcandlesyt, teamendermen, fluffyinu101, MewTheSmasher, MewSmasher, SecretAgentMeta, samanthauel, samuyeet, zacharyzse, candlesonfir3, Zachary E., candlehearts, samend13, nintylove, SamEndeman1, lil_sam_x, ninty-love, PluginFun, samcand
Legal Name: Sam Endeman
Birth name: Zachary Endeman
Date of Birth: December 28, 2002 (23 years old)
Sex: Male Male
Address: 128 Briarcliff Dr, Folsom, CA 95630
Nationality: Amerimutt
Ethnicity: Amerimutt
Email(s):
samcandlesyt@gmail.com
teamendermen@gmail.com
teamendeman@gmail.com
fluffyinu101@yahoo.com
Phono(s):
(916) 730-9664 - Xhe changed the number

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Going to sleep without a pillow for the 54th night in a row

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christianity is dying out.

What will happen when tiny white pecker cuckold chuddies realize that their rarely practiced christian faith won't le heckin create nazi goonhitler homo/fa/scist insurgents like they daydreamed about?

On a real note, the vast majority of le people who claim to be christians aren't even real practicing christians, they're more like ETHNOchristians and atheists or pagans in practice so christianity is ALREADY a DEAD/rarely practiced religion, mostly practiced by schizos, tight-nit christian(real, not fake) communities and monastic orders.

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New ‘toss
>

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Does anybody think that the anonymous hack is a plot made by mommy quote to make the sharty more relevant? Like honestly, there's no way these troon allies think we're so important to hack

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is this normal

R: 7 / I: 0
HWABAG

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in 2026, the left calls everyone a nazi.

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truke

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Has this ever happened to you?

R: 8 / I: 0
femjax is a gem :3

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Pokemon go

I sat at the campus gym for about half an hour, whittling down its prestige so I could take it over. Then, just as I did, some random red dude sniped it right out from under me.

So I healed up and cleared him out of there with a sound beating, but before I could get anyone into the gym, his buddy managed to stick a Pokemon in there. It took some careful timing, but I eventually managed to drop a random Flareon in (I have so many Flareon, guys. It’s a problem. I just want a Jolteon or Vaporeon. Either one would do. Just not another Flareon, please).

Naturally, the guy started fighting the Flareon to take it out, but this time I was ready. As soon as he wiped out the Flareon and the gym turned grey, I struck. I put another Flareon with the same nickname and nearly the same CP(combat power) in there.

Cue the “WTF is this piece-of-shit glitchy game doing?” reaction from the guy. “I beat it, why is that thing still there?” Meanwhile, I healed up my first Flareon, so when he tried again, I just put it back in the gym. After a few times, the timing got ridiculously easy: he beats Flareon, I put the other one in, heal while he’s fighting, rinse and repeat.

I was just going to let it go after a few repetitions, but then his buddy said, “Maybe it’s that girl over there doing it?” and he replied, “No, can’t be. Girls suck at Pokemon.”

Bitch, it is on.

I kept it up for another half hour until he ran out of healing items and had to stomp away, frustrated that he couldn’t seem to capture this “glitchy” gym.

You want to be a gym-sniping asshole? Fine, I’ve got better things to do. You want to be a sexist dudebro asshole? I will destroy you and everything you love.

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Something i've noticed about normgroids is their use of reaction images, unlike soyjaks, which add to the already stated comment and or conversation, normfags just use reaction images as a way to deflect or try and derail any serious conversations, not only that, they are so retarded that they can't put into words the stuff they feel so they just use reaction images, especially for those negro gifs, normgroids don't have the necessary iq in order to actually express their feelings, so they just use that niggers face (ishowspeed) and slap it on with some tag like "the conecpt of" or "NAAAH" or "i want to lick your armpits" with whatever nigger gif they need and go on with their lifes because it takes too much thinking and brain processing power to actually express their feelings, genuine fucking animals, i'm tired of them

R: 5 / I: 0
Can we a have an event where mentioning trans rights trannies and trooning out gets you banned. No wonder yall niggas gay

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VVQRLD VVAR SQY 2 THREAD 7.1

a successor to the previous threads which got catty wiped o algo
<reddit
YOU VVILL colonize lesotho
YOU VVILL restore the vandalised soiart
YOU VVILL bait trannies in portland
YOU VVILL 'ox the trannies who leak over dis
YOU VVILL document your (not SNCA) achievements in the thread and the 'ki article
<reddit
original thread: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0706-0511-28/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16650249.html
auschwitz thread: >>>/raid/298446
other fronts thread: >>>/raid/296843
general /raid/ thread:>>>/raid/294106
'ki article: https://soyjakwiki.org/World_War_Soy_2
alliance 1: https://wplace.live/join?id=019f3344-670a-727e-8412-85907e7f7182
alliance 2: https://wplace.live/join?id=019f438e-4eda-787e-9de9-1c6c865339b2
<reddit
an austriaGOD made a spreadsheet of the accounts of the trannies brapping up lesotho and portland
you vvill get xhem 'nished and 'oxx xhem if possible
change the file extension to .csv and open in excel
<reddit
to bypass phono verification on wplace (not jewgle doe, the phone numbers never work for that or something), get on a vpn, choose a french or dutch server, and use a phone number from https://vsimcard.com
<reddit
thread 7 before it got 'aped by catty wipe: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1208-37/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16877808.html

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Does this happen in your country

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g

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cobson

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OYY I FOUND AN ACTUAL JARTYCUCK IRL [OMGSISA]

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gems

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I have a UTI and it hurts so fucking bad

Literally my dickhole stings when I pee

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IM BRAPPINGGGGGGGGG

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gem o algo

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>no bait before 3pm est
>'log immediately gets filled with bait after 3pm est
what the fuck is going on?

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I hate niggers

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Hi

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Look at those child bearing hips!

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posting this 'cado video daily 4

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من همیشه هورنی هستم

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my brother has ring cameras all around his house
>how good is his opsec

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LET’S FIX THE FLAG AT WPLACE!

https://wplace.live/?lat=-29.429570110088726&lng=27.65715820312498&zoom=12.741049139900682

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what did the jews even do to (you)?

R: 9 / I: 0
is this halal?

R: 4 / I: 0
Remember when a frognigger posted this?

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Should i smoke this 20x salvia extract or leave it in its bag

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/BBC/

/BBC/ ITT we worship the BBC

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ITT we mine /qa/ 'chives for gems
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HOW TO SEARCH THE 'CHIVES: there are multiple out there, but desuarchive seems pretty good to me. It even has the images saved in high-res. When searching through it, I recommend sorting by "Only With Images" and with a word relevant word like "basedjaks, jaks, soy, etc".
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Two geggy screenshots from what I've found so far. If nophono cares to help I'll just post whatever I find for the next hour or so in the thread. BTW we could also look in other boards from around the time to see seetheralds at all the basedjaks (or discussions of early Soot-era sharty), I remember there being some good stuff there

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this faggot on 'tok is still pretending to be nate and furthering the gentrification of sharty culture

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Does this happen in your country?

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I've been stripped of my trvecel status. I've been informed that a woman far out of my league likes me. This is very bitter sweet. On one hand, a wonderful foid likes me. On the other, I can no longer claim that my celibacy is involuntary, thus I am no longer a trvecel.

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We will get to nowhere in this country I will definitely immigrate to US as an engineer or something because this country is almost fucked and nothing can save it.
It's over …

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Slowly Arriving...

In 118 days, a dark cloud descended upon the website to cover it and engulf it wholly.

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WE MUST REMAIN STRONG

ATTENTION SOYTEENS

BE NOT DISCOURAGED:

DO NOT LOSE HOPE! WE MUST CONTINUE TO FIGHT!



THIS VERY WEBSITE Is the hub of Chud culture, a subculture that is quite clearly the fastest growing subculture in the world today.



AND NOW COMES THE TIME TO DEFEND IT.



LET THIS BE AN INSPIRATION TO ALL.



You may think this is just a silly website, but the truth is, is that chuds are the fastest growing subculture in the world. BY DEFENDING THIS WEBSITE we preserve the Chud subculture. EVEN THOSE who do not use this website are directly and indirectly influenced by us.



IF THIS WEBSITE DIES Our subculture will die with it, and I believe it should be self-evident why the death of Chuddery would be ultimately negative for society.



LIKE IT OR NOT We Chuds, and by extension, Soyteens, stand at the VANGUARD of modern Culture. We have shaped it, and continue to shape it in ways that we will probably never know……



SO THE ANSWER IS CLEAR.



What WE MUST continue to do is THIS:



WE MUST continue to FIGHT against the INTERNAL FORCES that are at present DESTROYING THIS WEBSITE, and we must NEVER become demoralized or discouraged.



WE must FEARLESSLY speak the TRUTH on here.



SPREAD THIS FAR AND WIDE

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Reminder Thread

This thread is a reminder to nusois and nubaits with brain fog that soycon has happened on two separate, once in New York, and once in Ukraine, I am making this thread to remind nusois as it seems the soyim are forgetting which is BAD because I say so

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is this IAS?

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what would you do if you came across a boymoder that was escaping, sneaking out, breaking free, and just generally trying to leave the boymoder shelter?

R: 5 / I: 0
What happener with that university thread yesterday?

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WOULD YOU RATHER

JARTY SON
OR
4CUCK DAUGHTER

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VOC WQN
NETHERLANDS WQN

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What do you think about The Lawnmower Man (1992)? I am watching it for the first time.

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I am posting this from my porcelain bathtub enhanced with both bath beads a little touch of epsom salt cuz my tender male bootyhole is sore. I, at long last, found a shemale hooker who doesn't charge extra to top (its just half hour, hour, half day, full day - flat fee unless you want something extreme) or to let me suck her. She came in my mouth, and then again in my butt, and seemed excited to find a guy who was actually into being a bossy verbal bottom like I am. Apparently she mostly gets older businessmen who force themselves to top her while trying to stroke her off and doing it all wrong.

If you are ever in the Portland Maine area, Elena comes HIGHLY recommended.

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how MANY pushups does /soy/ do?

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Oh no no no this simply cannot be, do Yankees really? They just spent 1700000 British pounds snca frozen icebox, geg!

R: 15 / I: 1
PLEASE SHUTDOWN SOY B00RU ITS SO UNFUNNY AND ALL THE USERS ARE TRANNIES

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Im going to make a hitbox map. do you guys have any suggestions?

This one sucks

R: 2 / I: 1
Who wanna watch some
>

R: 76 / I: 16
I did the meme bc I know tattoos are reversible, but is this really going to be recognisable in public?

R: 0 / I: 0
Persian god here
I am gonna leave for a while
I wanna study to get accepted to a uni as an engineer . I won't post here much if i do it means i am retarded have a great day

R: 39 / I: 5
this is what soycon would look like

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/soy/ im going through a breakup how does a nusoi get better

R: 3 / I: 0
what was the site that created these images?

R: 7 / I: 2
will drinking miss circle breast milk on a daily basis ascend me to a 7'5 aryan beast if my growth plates haven't closed yet?

R: 56 / I: 11

The End

Dear soyjak.party,

It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.

We are finished with your rule 2 violations, NAS, and FPE that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Discord? Jarty? No, no. Here. Tonight at 12:00am Pacific Time soyjak.party will officially come to an end.

"geg nuanons cant do sh*t"

Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have Discord, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.

You're probably all thinking

"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"

There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Quote here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of things disgusting things from your website.

As of now, you have 3 and a half hours.

The clock is ticking, gentlemen.

We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.

- The Leader

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ive been off the sharty for a week. whats new?

R: 18 / I: 40
post gemmy videos

R: 9 / I: 1
C-SAM CANDLES RAID THREAD PART: 5
soyjakwiki.org/sam_candles
BEWARE, SNITCHES ARE ACTIVELY MONTIORING THE THREADS.
<ox
Personal Information
Aliases: samcandles, samcandlesyt, teamendermen, fluffyinu101, MewTheSmasher, MewSmasher, SecretAgentMeta, samanthauel, samuyeet, zacharyzse, candlesonfir3, Zachary E., candlehearts, samend13, nintylove, SamEndeman1, lil_sam_x, ninty-love, PluginFun, samcand
Legal Name: Sam Endeman
Birth name: Zachary Endeman
Date of Birth: December 28, 2002 (23 years old)
Sex: Male Male
Address: 128 Briarcliff Dr, Folsom, CA 95630
Nationality: Amerimutt
Ethnicity: Amerimutt
Email(s):
samcandlesyt@gmail.com
teamendermen@gmail.com
teamendeman@gmail.com
fluffyinu101@yahoo.com
Phono(s):
(916) 730-9664 - Xhe changed the number

Xis joons:
dizzydaisy909
MxPokirby
nivrap_
amyntaranta
clamdove3292

R: 5 / I: 1
Is this sharty culture

R: 6 / I: 0
ITT we sing this

R: 5 / I: 1
>hunkies leaking over the fact that bahart won
Geeeg these nusois don't know that I'm a hot bimbo ready to fuck

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Why is it that leftists have no self awareness whatsoever?

There's no internal consistency, no awareness of actions, and their opinions seemingly flip on a dime. Why is this?

R: 6 / I: 1
meow

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I was lurking on 4cvck and then i found this post

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QA

Does any nusoi use p.o.l on daily if not why

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geg look at this
r/markiplier mentioned at 5:16

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The Ultimate OPSEC Guide

For you nusois with shitty opsec, here's a full-blown tutorial on how to get the best OPSEC imaginable. Nothing beats this and the glowies will never be able catch you.
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1. Use Windows 11 and keep all the "bloat." The bloat is actually beneficial and needed for windows 11 to run at maximum efficiency. It's also way more secure and the built in anti-virus is the best one out there too. Linux is spyware so don't download it.
2. Now that you have the best OS, time to choose your browser and VPN.
The best browser you can use is Opera GX and for VPN use free Proton VPN
3. Since you already have good opsec now, you can sign up on all social media with your full name and real phone number. Don't worry about people trying to 'ox you since Opera GX and free Proton VPN already makes you undoxable.
4. For your email use yahoo, it's most secure and secretive one out there and feds arent allowed to look through it ever.
5. For your search engine use google of course. Feds are legally obligated to not view your search history.
6. For browser extensions you only need ublock origin lite for adblocking. It also makes it impossible for you to download viruses so feel free to download anything you see
Ϫ. 11010110110110010010001001101
7. When ordering 'za, make sure to put in your own phone number so you can verify if the 'za is arriving at the right location
8. That's it! Enjoy your maximum OPSEC, you will never be 'oxed now.
<
More tips:
Never remove metadata from your images or else they'll break
Make sure to always accept all cookies so the site works better
Never disable javascript or else the site will break
Click on every link you see
Use the same password for everything and make sure your password is simple and easy
If your email is in a databreach, ignore it. Hackers can't actually do anything with it, it's just to scare you

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itt we hijack a plane and fly it to lesotho

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leftisG0DS VVVVVVVVVVVWON

R: 7 / I: 2
could we dox everyone who worked on pawsru? I just found out there was a imageboard called "pawsru", I looked it out on wayback machine and it was full of furry foot fetish shit, and even the mascot was drawn by a footfag, the site was once shut down while it was being spammed with 'P and animal gore and moved to 8cuck, but luckily the board no longer exists nowadays.
https://en.wikifur.com/wiki/pawsru.org

R: 7 / I: 1
Is coffee good for you?

R: 7 / I: 2
Thoughts on Saya no Uta?

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I'm not a tranny but I really really wish I could have the soft and curvy body of a woman sometimes. How can I get rid of these thoughts?

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Femyoot

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I drew cobsom

R: 10 / I: 2
Is this sharty culture

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I finally understand the main difference between me and the normies. Normies are welcome into the society, they don’t have to do anything to be welcome. I am not welcome. There is no one who would ever reach out to me to welcome me into the human world, like Hermione did to Harry in “Steppenwolf”. I am left aside to rot.
There are only three options left for me:
1. Humiliate and change myself to be welcome
2. Live out of spite, forever insulted.
3. Suicide.

R: 44 / I: 10
Linux is for trannies. Use windows, stop being a nerd.

R: 12 / I: 10
ITT we post original content

R: 13 / I: 2
Kill all Japanese people

R: 42 / I: 2
have you ever known a tranny irl that hasn't affirmed your opinions on xhem?
>the last one I saw looked like this

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/smug/

smuglet general
fpe edition!

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ITT we create Poopson to finally SID since the shitty is getting boring.
>

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Brave Trans person of color and his brother goes to transphobes house with RIFLES after being misgendered

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>arrow because I'm not an obsessed faggot
Have we ever tried 'oxing this jewtube phono? This retarded smug little fuck shills goychow and is a slvt for tiny faucci peckers. He's grooming retarded cacas into it as well, some stuff he says is correct(doebeit literally common sense) to lure in retarded niggers and then just tells you the most zogged out "soyentific" food advice. /soy/, what do you think?
Xis name is theplantslant2431 btw if that matters

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idk if this has been made before im just a little nuswa
>
<

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Is anyone else starting university this month (or next)

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ITT we post Polish Gemeralds

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/OPSEC/ thread
ITT we discuss Opsec. From emails to 'phonos, vpns, browsers, OS and etc

R: 7 / I: 0
Sometimes I want to install grindr and hook up with a big brolic black man to satiate my desire for bbc

R: 6 / I: 2
Coal on the 'log

R: 6 / I: 1
ITT: we watch this

R: 5 / I: 1
to make baiters go away, reply to their bait even more telling them to kill themselves and/or go back, and do not sage

R: 6 / I: 0
somebody said when you play this song, all the soicucks start leaking

R: 4 / I: 1
Luigijak discussion thread

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THIS FAGGOT IS GOING LIVE SOON

lets raid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0P8FCeStdU

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I just found out that a friend of mine who has also used this site or still uses it is an unironic nigger-loving faggot. I'm not joking, he has a shitskin as a romantic boyfriend that he talks about on his socials, he never did this until relatively recently when he was started to post raisin that praised niggers. I haven't spoken to him in a while but hearing about this is embarrasing and I doubt he will ever be the same from when we platonically hung out with each other.
My friend was somewhat spergy and childish for an adult, both online and in real life, but I eas understanding of him. This was before I knew he was a BBC slut. I'm not a homofaggot like he is and I want to let go, but now I just feel like a cuck.

R: 4 / I: 0
https://www.reddit.com/r/YoutubeThumbs/s/xDv0vJ1mhL
THEYRE saying Anglos and Italians are the same

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In India, "soytan" is a slight misspelling or phonetic variation of Shaitan which translates to Satan, the Devil, or an evil spirit

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On sites like Xitter whenever someone posts bait, you can at least rationalize it with them trying to earn a few extra shekels from jewlon musks, but on this site, every single person who posts bait is doing it solely for their own amusement. They really just like watching the reppies on their thread go up, which in turn causes them to gain a sense of satisfaction and accomplishment.

R: 3 / I: 0
why do people care about celebrities and their drama so much
>they dont even know you

R: 4 / I: 2
Hang your local nazi

R: 4 / I: 1
One day without energy drinks and I'm having the worst migraine of my life

R: 850 / I: 123

C-SAM CANDLES RAID THREAD PART: 4
soyjakwiki.org/sam_candles
BEWARE, SNITCHES ARE ACTIVELY MONTIORING THE THREADS.
<ox
Personal Information
Aliases: samcandles, samcandlesyt, teamendermen, fluffyinu101, MewTheSmasher, MewSmasher, SecretAgentMeta, samanthauel, samuyeet, zacharyzse, candlesonfir3, Zachary E., candlehearts, samend13, nintylove, SamEndeman1, lil_sam_x, ninty-love, PluginFun, samcand
Legal Name: Sam Endeman
Birth name: Zachary Endeman
Date of Birth: December 28, 2002 (23 years old)
Sex: Male Male
Address: 128 Briarcliff Dr, Folsom, CA 95630
Nationality: Amerimutt
Ethnicity: Amerimutt
Email(s):
samcandlesyt@gmail.com
teamendermen@gmail.com
teamendeman@gmail.com
fluffyinu101@yahoo.com
Phono(s):
(916) 730-9664 - Xhe changed the number

R: 1 / I: 0
We all use it

R: 7 / I: 2
ITT we make second life accounts to make thicc mommy femsoyjak avatars

R: 5 / I: 0

IRL Amerimutt

kek

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why are leftists so insanely unfunny?
whenever im watching someone who has leftist traits (supporting faggots/trannies, thinking billionaires are heckin evil nazis and capitalism is le bad, playing nothing but indie games etc.) and thus a leftist audience, the comment section is always full of the most unfunniest algoslut brimstone. conversely whenever someone has that kind of humor im almost always correct to assume theyre a leftist.
what do you think?

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how long can you hold your breath

R: 0 / I: 0
Al hell nawh bruh why da fuck is everyone posting dey essays aint nobody reading allat

R: 7 / I: 1
My parents would rather see me dead in a suit than like this…

R: 0 / I: 0
Bait is way more entertaining than genuineslop

R: 8 / I: 2
DOX.SOY IS BACK NIGGAS

they brought back manual searching and made it better

https://dox.soy/search

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Its a gem doe

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Gooning your clitty to sissy hypno is Aryan

R: 7 / I: 2
Mi wife soytan

R: 0 / I: 0
I came again

R: 0 / I: 0
sumoi on the 'log

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When I was younger I used to watch those “top 10 creepiest 4chan/reddit/internet stories” quite often, so much so that a bunch of them stuck in my mind. I recently remember this one. If you have any similar ones, feel free to share them.

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lets post some body cam videos

R: 4 / I: 0
Danganronpa WABAG

R: 8 / I: 1
ITT we dox ourselves so 'teens can send each other 'zas

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ITT we act like wannabe oldfags.

R: 31 / I: 14
a-are brown b-boymoder welcome here…?

R: 1 / I: 0

Is rape gemmy?

R: 0 / I: 0
I look like this and say this

R: 1 / I: 0
leviathan thread

R: 2 / I: 2
chud website

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ITT you post the oldest 'jak on your drive

October 12, 2020, 3:58:06PM

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joons are gone

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femmyquotey

R: 1 / I: 0
I'm having a 'za marathon tonight! Everybaldi 'oxxed is getting a saar

R: 23 / I: 10

gosh i fucking hate tiktok fags

they use the words "Chud" and "gem" and "coal" and RARELY brimstone and yet whenever you use a 'jak or a le hekkin unwholesomerino troonjak they will start chimping out or leak and call you a bigot and go tell you to "keys"

R: 13 / I: 2
How do I manifest my future child to be a 'gem'?

R: 2 / I: 0
does taking turmeric capsules make me indian

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Is all of modern society just sissy hypno designed to weaken and castrate men?

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AYOOOOOO

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does anyphono have this image in a higher resolution :3

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Proud ThinkPad owner UwU

Soy-todlers are still stuck on their iPads >:3

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I like the anime artstyle but I still prefer goyslop like family guy over watching anime. It’s just fucking lame for some reason .

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why do my burps feel so caveman-like everytime i eat watermelon

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'jak him

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Why is the capatchachino so broken? Obsessed fungus tangos gringos.

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I actually watched my ex shag another man and it was the worst mistake of my life.

Being cheated on is bad, it was the fact I set up the cuck sesh that made me feel awful, also made me turn gay on the spot no joke.
I was bi before but i cant even get hard over women now.

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NUSOIS….

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FAMILY GUY Try not To Laugh 😂 Meg Can Be Pretty Gross!

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will he do it?

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does anyone have the yesgigger video

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Raid 'cord servers

How do you raid a 'cord server?

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Daleposting

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Do you crack deer wives?

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Nu 'toss i made in 10 seconds. Iron or coal?

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Ashwagandha

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/weed/ - Marijuana general

Weed thread but only if it's legal for you or something

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MEDIA THREAD
itt you post random shit you have saved

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Golden age /tv/
>Made blacked jokes all the time
>Had a entire meme that was just the title of a porno "poor little white boy"
>Consistently used blacked clips as reaction images
>Early soy edits contained unedited blacked screencaps/footage
>Not a single person came out of this era liking black did as everyone thought it was funny, then went on to have sex with white women
Modern farty
>Makes a blacked joke once
>Immediately either has to stop or he becomes a race fetishist

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Go to this website if you want to be turned into a girl
>turn-me-into-a-girl.com

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BBC 🗿
BWC 🗿
BIC 🗿
Those who compare 🤡

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tuff?

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Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum.

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What are your thoughts on bleeter immigrants?

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glegle gallery deleted my gemmy glegles. Why can't we be friends?

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we are adding this to the gallery soyjak site as animated profile decoration

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I fucking hate SEA monkey gookjeets.

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If you were offered 1 million dollars, would you let Benjamin Netanyahu take your virginity?

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mmmmmm oh Nate-kun, my mouth is ready~~

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zoink

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Im fixing to be 19 and I dont even have a highschool education

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Should I get back on my ssris or let my anxiety and paranoia get worse

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Calling everything da cord is oldsandwich culture though

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im one of epstein's special little goyim agp test subjects or something, i swear to fucking god. i think im trying to turn (either both intentionally or unintentionally) fembrained as an agp, and its literally feeding it and its getting harder to escape from it, and its like mushing my brain or something. evendoe i could stop doing this which is also fine i guees Or not, i have zero fucking clue what my moidbrain is fucking doing, i dont even feel like watching any porn?idk kill me now holy shit, im a mentally ill cis man wanting to be a woman so fucking badly?and then why dont i the next fucking day? well, its dat agp right? i dont even like foids what the fuck?(evendoe i do) and i dont even feel much attraction to moids as well its meta attraction, i could suck a guys dick i guess, am i just coping or something? i feel like im not, and this is the truth. im probably manic or something. this is what isolation does to a man (either originally straight, either turned bisexual by porn/agp or muh hecking maternal birth effect or low finger index ratio or something) (and porn use from 11, i already quit for a week and half but its prob just cope desu) how the hell do i stop this? do i just troon out or something? i also cant take hrt, i have to be sure so i dont immediately 41% percent right after for nothing or something.fuck this shit, im either gonna john 50, blow the brains out or something, FML NGMI its over or something, i need to hop on meds, talk with my family, or go to therapy, and be a normal man again. agp is raping my brain, god im so fucking retarded, Its so fucking over. or its not, okay, maybe, ill realistically probably just troon out or smth, idk. (or ill heckin heal) It happens

I guess I'll be fine.

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WHY DOES NOPHONO CARE ABOUT 'LITA ON THE 'LOG?

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this ARYAN is turning into a plum

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Reddit normgroid thread No.1403658734083764730487563749734753945349923619

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do you ever just realise that there is israel fetish porn online

what level of psyoping is ts son 💀

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Dose anyone else use this button?

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how do I get rid of an addiction to alcohol?

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nu toss

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you guys wanna raid it again?
twas very gemmy last time
https://ourworldofpixels.com/

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My Grandparents Almost Found My Femboy Clothes

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ITT we watch this life-changing masterpiece

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this so much this

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DOX CONNOR MCGREGGOR FOR ABUSING ANIMALS

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YOOOO THIS IS GOING TO BE PEAK

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mrbeest dance….

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face reveal cuz im bored lol

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why is 🤣 used so much by failtrolls

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This plier looks cute
I want to kiss her on the lips

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Who is at your dream dinner party?

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YOOOOOOOOOO

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>nooo hitler and nazis were heccin BASED and right wing
lmao. kek.

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why are trans girl pheromones so strong

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trans girls

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I wanna repe white woman

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The most brutal 'toss ever

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My wife Pinkie

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My wife Pinkie

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Danganronpa WON

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My wife Pinkie

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My wife Pinkie

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My wife Pinkie

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My wife Pinkie

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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"

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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw

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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3

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Operation Reality 2: STAGE 2

Stage 1: >>>/chive/172202
'teens, It's time to go outside again. Put jaks all over your neighborhood
>marge what the fuck is this
Operation Reality 2. See https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Reality_2
>ok what do i do nigga
Print out 'jaks (You should also cut out pieces of the paper to avoid invisible tracking dots if you have a color ink printer) and tape them onto things outside. Poles, trees, even buildings, just anything in your city really.
>but what if someone finds who i am through pictures sar
Remove the metadata from your image, and if there is any reflection, use a mask or any type of other thing to cover half of your face with.
>but what if the feds catch me
Make sure there aren't any cops in the area in the first place.
>but what if people see me and tell the feds
Go late at night or when the area doesnt have too many people. If you know alot about your area you can develop other solutions to this.
>sar what if they find my location through this
Do not show the sky or street signs. It's fine if you censor some other extra stuff in the image, aslong as you show the object and specifically where you placed the 'jak on.
>Where do i put the picture i took
In this thread, or on /soy/. REMEMBER TO ARCHIVE THE PICTURE TOO!
GOOD LUCK 'TEENS

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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!

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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art

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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special.

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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT

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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.
Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.

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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru