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Animator hotdiggedydemon has announced he intends to seek assisted suicide in Switzerland, citing fibromyalgia and chronic uncontrollable drooling.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/hotdiggedydemon.175838/post-25143251

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RAID STREAMS

nuthread

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DRUMMER RECRUITMENT

DRUMMER NEEDED
Our band, Selfish Little Fucks, requires a drummer because all the others are rotting corpses.
>why should i join?
Because you just should, okay? You'll be the gem that saves the shitty.
WHERE TO CONTACT US
selfishlittlefucks@proton.me. Alternatively, click the email field.
Send proof you're a drummer and we'll contact you back.
Unrelated, but if you're a drawGOD willing to do it for free you should also contact us.

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Is this rare?

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Shitbox thread

https://hitbox.io/763891lxmfr
Join

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Hello.

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could this be the original vlodson

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what would you do if you came across a boymoder that was experiencing hallucinations, delusions, in psychosis, and just generally suffering from schizophrenia?

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First Israel flag ITT decides what I goon to

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miss circle worshipping thread 14

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It's Futuristic and CraftTastic

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Does anybaldi know where I can find the FrQQt's Poopson Education song now that Soyjak Party Video archive has been 'nished?

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ITT give mi israel flag

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I HATE NIGGERS

C-SAM CANDLES RAID THREAD PART: 2
soyjakwiki.org/sam_candles
9-10 Hours from now
https://www.youtube.com/live/sn9amdo9-E8

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ITT we post gemmies of c.u.mskins being OWNED by Bharat boys since they suffer from WHITE FRAGILITY and FAMILY FATIGUE 😂😂😂🤡🤡🤡

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VVQRLD VVAR SQY 2 THREAD 7.1

a successor to the previous threads which got catty wiped o algo
<reddit
YOU VVILL colonize lesotho
YOU VVILL restore the vandalised soiart
YOU VVILL bait trannies in portland
YOU VVILL 'ox the trannies who leak over dis
YOU VVILL document your (not SNCA) achievements in the thread and the 'ki article
<reddit
original thread: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0706-0511-28/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16650249.html
auschwitz thread: >>>/raid/298446
other fronts thread: >>>/raid/296843
general /raid/ thread:>>>/raid/294106
'ki article: https://soyjakwiki.org/World_War_Soy_2
alliance 1: https://wplace.live/join?id=019f3344-670a-727e-8412-85907e7f7182
alliance 2: https://wplace.live/join?id=019f438e-4eda-787e-9de9-1c6c865339b2
<reddit
an austriaGOD made a spreadsheet of the accounts of the trannies brapping up lesotho and portland
you vvill get xhem 'nished and 'oxx xhem if possible
change the file extension to .csv and open in excel
<reddit
to bypass phono verification on wplace (not jewgle doe, the phone numbers never work for that or something), get on a vpn, choose a french or dutch server, and use a phone number from https://vsimcard.com
<reddit
thread 7 before it got 'aped by catty wipe: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0731-1208-37/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16877808.html

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Do you like pokemon?

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Is there any good anime that looks like an amerimutt cartoon

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Femquote without glasses

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I'm an unironic troon who uses the sharty, AMA. (No this isn't bait, unfortunately)

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It’s time to admit that they were right about newfags all along.

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some nigga asked me to post this
Not mine

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music thread

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i will not kill myself

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Should I order the jarty balloon?

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Im a transfem with a huge BBL bubble butt and I love quote i think shes doing an amazing job running the sharty!!

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faggot maxxing is actually straight change my mind.

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when is the nu confessions thread gonna happen

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my uncle is gay

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Cobson on the street

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He was not homosexual; from all evidence, he only had sex with women. However, Wagner was bi-emotional. That is, he fell in love with both men and women and had, essentially, romantic, though sexless, affairs with both men and, sometimes, women (as I believe was the case with both Judith Gautier and Mathilde Wesondonck).

Even when not “in love,” he was a strikingly emotional guy. For instance, his good friend and supporter, Franz Liszt, wrote an account of Wagner's histrionics at their reunion after a 4-year gap in 1854:

Wagner was waiting for me at the post-house. We nearly chocked each other in embraces. Sometimes he has a sort of eaglet’s cry in his voice. He wept and laughed and stormed with joy for at least a quarter of hour at seeing me again.

Assuming he wasn't in love with Liszt, can you imagine how he acted around a man—or woman—whom he was in love with?? (Truly, Wagner was very much like an puppy, both in good and bad ways.)

Regarding homosexuality, Wagner was very liberal-minded for his time, though he felt it was an immature form of sexual attraction, with sexual love between man and woman reigning supreme. That said, he had several gay friends over the years. Towards the end of his life, he was very good friends with the Russian painter, Parsifal stage designer, and aristocrat Paul von Jourkowky and his lover, an Italian of lower-class origins named Pepino, who were frequent visitors to the house. Cosima reports Wagner as saying about their relationship: “It is something for which I have understanding, but no inclination.”

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Why are there Men who watched Comic Dubs for Pooners?

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Is this a cobson killer

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I'm a man AMA

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Vlodson did nothing wrong.

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GIVE MI BIG RUSSIAN COCK NOW!

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What car do you drive? I drive a 2006 chevy impala

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new tosses

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Sex and Wagner. Wagner is Sex

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timmies be slapping their bellies laughing at this shit

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It was a bleak, cold and foggy morning. There was nothing left to "get up" for. My body was defeated from the last night binge of observing humans and their stupidity. Only a clean, pure and powerful chant could wake me up from this decadence. The surge of power, the desire for perfection and the spirit of the victor which had to be collectively channeled into my debilitated conscious. There came only "one" thing in mind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUrvY1XggAI

W.

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Do you miss the old times?

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The sharty is a living example of the boiling frog metaphor.

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In Meistersinger's harmonies, one hears the echoes of Bach's intricate counterpoint, as if the ghostly specter of the Baroque master had momentarily forsaken the organ in favor of the opera house.

Richard Wagner once said of Johann Sebastian Bach’s music: “That made me what I am. My unending melody is predestined in it.” In Die Meistersinger von Nürnberg, Wagner demonstrated to post-Tristan sceptics his mastery of traditional musical forms. Sonorous chorales, an overture which Wagner described as 'applied Bach', a fugally-inspired toccata, an unforgettable quintet and counterpoint worthy of Bach all feature in this magnificent score celebrating the marriage of inspiration and tradition.

The whole of Die Meistersinger— shaping itself before our very ears — is Wagner's answer to his critics, a song offered them to meet their specifications, filled with all the things they demanded and found wanting in his other work: diatonic structures, counterpoint, singable tunes, ensembles, folk dances worthy of Weber and chorales worthy of Bach.

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Listen. This is /soy/, not "plebbit". We only discuss patrician refined music here. You are on the wrong bus stop, but instead of being a civil individual and leaving, you are instead creating a "ruckus" for the other waiting passengers. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMw0EjLFPXw Wagner showed us the dangers of being a "faustian" man, not with long essays and tedious literature, but with elegant sound and smooth instrumentation. You are the devil, "Mephistopheles" trying to seduce us poor souls into degeneracy.

W.

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Though he wasn’t interested sexually, Wagner was able to conceptualize, and rationalize, his romantic friendships with men via the Greek same-sex love ideal. He wrote in the Artwork of the Future a peaen to same-sex love:

The higher element of same-sex love excluded the aspect of selfish pleasure [my emphasis]. Nevertheless it not only included a purely spiritual bond of friendship, but [one] which blossomed from and crowned the sensuous friendship. This sprang directly from delight in the …sensuous bodily beauty of the beloved man; yet this delight was no mere sexual yearning, but a thorough abnegation of self into the unconditional sympathy with the with the lover’s joy in himself involuntarily expressed by the joyous bearing prompted by his beauty.

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Why was the thread about blacked femquote removed?

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if tnd were to happen how many white power accounts do you guys think would be deleted?

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I'm a foid ama

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Why are you poor inferior subhumans so miserable? I just don't understand. Is it envy? Is it jealousy? Could it be spite for your superiors that makes that piteous downtrodden spirit shriek in pain every morning? Know that your sad quiet little life is irrelevant in the bigger functioning of the Universe. I could extinguish your pathetic lives or watch you squirm and plea for mercy depending on my mood.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jA1-3Xgpf7Q

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>he doesn't cum when he plays
NGMITV (Not Gonna Make It To Valhalla)
The solution to your impotence is forever Wagner.

W.

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Total Pyro Death

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The Apex of Art.
The Brightest of Baritones.
The Caster of Comfort.
The Dionysus of Delusions.
The Elater of Ecstasy.
The Forth-Bringer of Fantastic-Fantasies.
The Grandest of Giants.
The Height of Heroism.
The Inventor of Ideas.
The Juggler of Jubilation.
The Knight of Knowledge.
The Love of Listeners.
The Master of Music.
The Nirvana of Nobles.
The Oasis of Optimists.
The Poisoner of Peons.
The Quester of Quixotic.
The Rattler of Romance.
The Symbol of Serenity.
The Tactful of Tranquility.
The Up-lifter of Unbeaten.
The Visionary of Vibrance.
The W.
The X-Factor of Xenophiles.
The Yay of Youths.
The Zing of Zion.

Wagner.

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Renaissance polyphony was nothing but a gateway for Palestrina, who was nothing but a gateway for Bach, who was nothing but a gateway for Haydn, who was nothing but a gateway for Beethoven, who was nothing but a gateway for Liszt, who was nothing but a gateway for Wagner.

It all led to Wagner.
W.

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What is alt right?

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Wagner invented "the west". Wagner IS " the west". Wagner gave life and meaning to "the west". Without Wagner there would not be " the west".
W.

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Wagner is enlightenment.
Wagner is the fire.
Wagner is the torch.
Wagner is law.
Wagner is civilization.
Wagner is power.
Wagner is sophistication.
Wagner is order.
Wagner is progress.
Wagner is grace.
Wagner is the mystery.
Wagner is the puzzle.
Wagner is the singularity.
Wagner is the riddle.
Wagner is the king.
Wagner is Romeo.
Wagner is Odysseus.
Wagner rules Hyperborea.
Wagner is the Pharaoh.
Wagner is Belisarius.
Wagner is Hadrian.
Wagner is immortal.
Wagner is the messenger.
Wagner is the oracle.
Wagner is the river running high.
Wagner is the deep sea.
Wagner is the dark doom.
Wagner is the chosen one.
Wagner is the rebel.
Wagner is yin.
Wagner is yang.
Wagner is equilibrium.
Wagner is providence.
Wagner is the provider.
Wagner is the trough.
Wagner is the crest.
Wagner is Dionysus.

W.

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I've been gone for 6 hours did femq.uotec.ord get 'nished

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I have an idea for a new slogan for the sharty

"It aint no shit at the sharty !" What do you guys think about that slogan ?

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rainbow oreos!!

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fuck i want that femquote futa cock up my fucking hole

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Crazy how WE all shaved our butt and legs at least once to see how we would look

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/fpe/ general

miss circle large breast

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THIS IS SO HECKIN PROBLEMATIC

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i'm gay

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3 Jokes

Troons only have 3 jokes. That being Porn addiction, being trans, and violence against people they hate.

Why is that?

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zarp

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autisticnuswa is psyop deployed by quote to distract us

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is this real?

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/smug/

smuglet general
fpe edition!

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nu 'ino

does /soy/ know about dis gem factory?

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Sneed sells feed and seed, which is good and perfectly normal
Chuck, on the other hand, sells fuck and suck which is wrong and unnatural

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malignant coon feces

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'nish autisticnuswa?

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modern implication of body shaming

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i wanna cry 3 years of hormones and the soysphere still see me as a woman, i could tell by the silence in the room and the looks on their eyes they'd rather see me dead in a dress than like this
They post me pre transition as femquote and it makes me wanna cry

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GUYS this poor Aryan is being tricked into drawing troons, save him from niggerhell by suggesting and posting jaks
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Dbg2IRjPcVD/

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Do (You) the TNWO is real?

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Yuri

'toss

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itt we dox oscar wilde because he hired 16 year old male prostitutes

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guys my fish just died

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you know, if you actually wanted to fuck over quote, you could just add a bunch of junk data to your images.

on macos or linux, this can be done with the command truncate -s +5M photo.jpg

this cobson is proof of that.

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Let's create the soycret service.
We rape and expose lolicoons and rape derailers.

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I think that this mutt 'tan looks cute

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the earliest known post of the gman virus turns 17

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does anyone have that oneyplays best of fat dudes song? that shit was hilarious

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Tranny hate thread

ITT we post and 'chive news articles and statistics related to trannies and their illegal actions.
>Noooo, you heckin chuds are appealing to autho-ACKK
Also if you decide to make a 'toss, upload it to der' tok and X, The Everything App to attract 6 million more immigrants.

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Quote can you please remove the colorjak nameroll, or at least make it not hide the flag? Whenever I roll it, I have to delete the post because it makes me look like an obsessed namefag.

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I look like this and sing like this

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Today is saturday. I will order a huge cheeseburger along with a large soda. Then I will scroll through my music folder to find the perfect recording of Wagner's Parsifal. After finishing my appetizer meal, I will order a hot cocoa from my favorite coffee shop that will go perfectly well with the opera.

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Hello.

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Your claim that people "hate" this or that is irrelevant. People? The Masses? Art is not for them. Art is for the "Artist" and if it is for the "Masses" then it is not Art. Within the Orients I have observed a remarkable phenomena. They hate life. They prefer fantasy over reality, thus their piteous (although righteous) attempts to escape with art, "The development of intelligence frustrates the will to procreate" as Schopenhauer wrote. The entire planet should follow their lead and start belittling reality.

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I found him on a night of fire and noise
Wild bells rang in a wild sky
I knew from that moment on
I'd love him till the day that I died
And I kissed away a thousand tears
My Sir of the Various Sorrows
Some begged, some borrowed, some stolen
Some kept safe for tomorrow
On an endless night, silver star spangled
The bells from the chapel went jingle-jangle

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Do you ever look like an esl or retard in a thread and just close the tab because you don't want to think about how stupid you sounded? Because I do

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CM7ST1KNHA8

I think I can feel what Ludwig The Second felt during his coronation. Being surrounded by warlike barbarians, sycophants, cunning and shallow women that he desperately tried to avoid. His inner Aryan spirit was too pure for this disgusting and wretched world. Those filthy dirty inferior humans were trying to pollute his purity, I still believe he would have killed himself if not for the Bard of Bacchus,"Wagner". It was Wagner who provided Ludwig with the stairs to Elysium, eternal bliss and salvation, an escape from this vulgar entrapment of Maya.

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date idea

we go to an abandoned hotel in the middle of the forest at night no phones just two flashlights and a camera we walk the long way there break into the hotel which only has one window that isnt blocked with planks chill on the couch inside and the play hide and seek i give her 2 minutes to hide she can use the flashlight and me too, ill go looking for her and when i find her give her the creepy look and squeeze her cheeks and pet her hair tell her she cant escape then slowky kiss her let her get really into it and make her lay on the ground holding her wrists on the ground and keep kissing her. when were done kissing id tell her about my next idea, go outside from the hotel and say she has 30 seconds to run as fast as she can after 30 seconds i chase her shes a pretty slow runner so i catch her fast grabs her by the neck from the back and start choking her with my elbow until she almost pass out, haha i caught u youre never getting away from me. by then shell be really exhausted ill slap her face gently and tell her shes been a good girl and carries her back to my place help her shower and sleep together. :)

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Fuck you Quote

Fuck you, 2ed1.You are single-handedly destroying the last bastion of organic 'party culture with your absolute clown-tier moderation. Nobody likes you, nobody respects your pinned posts, and nobody wants your sanitized corporate sandbox.Why You Are Ruining the 'PartyThe Chud Filters: Fuck you for trying to scrub the Chudaks from the site. You took a board built on pure, unadulterated irony and tried to turn it into a sterile safe space because your fragile ego couldn't handle the classic catalog.The Script-Bot Protection: You actively let the board drown in millions of low-effort, compressed .webp nuswa files while banning the actual artists who draw real gems. You are literally protecting the bots that are frying the server hard drives.The Power Tripping: You are an unpaid internet hall monitor micro-managing an anonymous imageboard. Locking threads that criticize you and shadow-banning anyone who types in traditional dialect is pure, unrefined sulfur.You do it for literal zero dollars an hour, Ed. Pack up your word filters, take your automated ban-scripts, and get off the server.Anonymous 08/02/26(Sun)08:31:05 No. 9554025Based and gem-pilled. Absolute HWABAM post.Anonymous 08/02/26(Sun)08:32:00 No. 9554042Inb4 thread locked by Ed within 30 seconds

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blogposting thread

hello and good afternoon

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I think it's clear at this point that tranime moeshit has no place in the Sharty. Make posting moeshit a bannable offense, delete tr/a/nime, and replace it with a board dedicated to Dragon Ball. This will improve the site immensely.

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thread two electric boogaloo

ding dong and Julian are two gay furrys who used to be major parts of oneyplays before leaving because Chris was too alt right for them, now they are sperging because another een doxed them at there old house and gave them soyjaks, in the last thread we doxxed them on stream and got them scared, geggy
<reddit space
names:
ding dong:Richard Peter korzeniowski
Julian:julian olmos-mzea or Julian talamo
addy:7739 W Bryn Mawr Ave, Chicago, IL 60631 (they live together)
dingdongs number: 847 446 7518
Julian's number: 626 905 3305
EMAILS:
korzo1212@aol.com
talamofam6@hotmail.com
<reddit space
LINKS:
https://www.youtube.com/@DingDongVG\
https://live.dingdongvg.net/
https://bsky.app/profile/dingdongvg.bsky.social
https://www.twitch.tv/directory/category/dingdongvgs-summer-resort
https://bsky.app/profile/julianmarcel.bsky.social
https://www.twitch.tv/wanwandev
<reddit space
RELETIVES (of ding dong):
dad is: Richard M Korzeniowski
(847) 651-7518
Age 74, Born October 1951
304 Gage Rd
Riverside IL 60546
brother is: Nicholas P Korzeniowski
(847) 651-0884
Age 42, Born July 1984
726 Hinman Ave, Unit 3W
Evanston IL 60202
I cant find his mom so I assume shes dead
<reddit space
use https://swolesome.pages.dev/ to find more info on these faggots
lets stir the pot
/soy/ threads
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0730-1555-52/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16864678.html
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0730-1551-26/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16865412.html
/raid/
https://soyjak.st/raid/thread/298749.html

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I is coca-cola owned

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/soy/, say something nice about my girlfriend. She's really shy and needs a better self esteem. And she just bought a niggerwiggle too. What do yuo think?

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magamed from UK!

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I don't understand pooners who change their gender to male but continue to dress in women's clothing. What's the point?
>arrow because i dont look like this

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best game ever

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EPI Soyjak: This is a hyper-specific variant of the classic "Soyjak" (the bald, open-mouthed, over-excited cartoon character). The "EPI" modifier plays on internet slang where characters are given absurd medical or physical ailments for dark, ironic humor. He represents the ultimate weak, anxious, and hyper-fixated internet user who screams at opinions he dislikes and survives entirely on seed oils and prescription pills.The Chud: Derived from the phrase "Chudjak," this character is a highly stylized, deadpan Wojak variant with a buzzcut, glasses, and a permanent frown. He represents the hyper-cynical, blunt, and aggressively traditional internet user. His defining catchphrase is "Total Chud Victory," and he views himself as an unmovable wall against modern internet trends.How the "Battle" WorksIn a classic forum "soyduel," the two characters are put against each other to see whose internet philosophy reigns supreme.The Attack: EPI Soyjak tries to win by screeching, pointing his finger, and spamming walls of text or buzzwords to prove the Chud is wrong, outdated, or "coal" (bad).The Defense: The Chud completely ignores the emotional outburst. He defeats the EPI Soyjak simply by existing, being unbothered, and dropping a definitive "Total Chud Victory" stamp on the thread.

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why is it socially acceptable for niggers to beat you up if you say their magic word

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i wanna cry 3 years of hormones and my parents still see me as a man, i could tell by the silence in the room and the looks on their eyes they'd rather see me dead in a suit than like this

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Total Smuglet Win

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>open the Salami to post some soys
>its /int/ 2.0
Cuh Wote its been 3 weeks this flagfag raisins has been deboonked by many institutions and is raisins and I'm tired of seeing it please reconsider Total Flag Rape

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NU GAME ANNOUNCEMENT
Chudstory is an RPG Maker game and a love letter to the Soysphere
In Chudstory, you control Gapejak, your mission is to explore the world and rape Jartycucks in the asshole or algo
>bor what is this evne about adn shiet XD
just a simple rpg maker game with a simple narrative, a giant shitpost basically that me and my friends are making for fun its not supposed to be goty at all the gameplay is the most basic rpg maker shit ever
the world of Chudstory is divised into four territories:
Chudtown (the starting town), Troonelland, Germania, and Normgroid City.
also, theres a reputation system. If you do quests in Germania, you gain reputation there, which unlocks weapons and other shiet. Same thing goes for Troonelland (but not Normgroid City)
<soi space
We're gonna release the demo tomorrow. It's gonna include the first part of the story: Chudtown.
<soi flood
this shit is –REALLY== WIP, we're planning on adding more sprites we just wanted to share it right now because uhh yeah kys o algo

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hotdiggedydemon is going to kill himself

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New tesla.

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Poop and niggers dying

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how do we SAVE THE FUCKING SHARTY

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> be me
> straight man
> have a nice tranny gf
> however i've lately been noticing some unfortunate features of her
> i can't help but she that her face looks fairly masculine
> it's the worst in morning where she just looks like a long hair man
> i haven't told her any of this, because i don't want to break her heart

what do i do?

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this site isnt the same anymore please spice it up a bit more soy teens im trans btw

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confess your sins

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If you put Wagner in a restaurant then the customers would immediately descend into a bloody and sensual Dionysian orgy from the overstimulation. The most divine pleasures remain yet beyond the reach of Faustian man but that is his tragic condition and Wagner has taught us this.

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Can you see this post

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What the fuck soytan?

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immoral swarthoid turd

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Do you sometimes take selfies of yourself for no reason and then look back and think that you dont actually look all that bad. It could be lighting or therefore lack of such. Nobody will look at you, the way you look at yourself through mirror.

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off to the club

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this site is going to shit, i want soot back and oreos

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is been have of board better than have been pol,?
>poland are good country

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the 'cado files

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Quote is a valid trans man pooner
You vvill not de affirm xis gender by posting femquote

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There is only one way to get back at Quote

Quote browses the Zellig, yes? Right now the Zellig has a couple of """gemmy""" posts up, and quite possibly the only way to get back at xim is to catty wipe them off the board methinks.
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Mutt hours is about to begin soon so would be a pretty good idea to raid it later.

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the ACK rooms

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Are these sharty saving variants?

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Two steps ahead. I am always two steps ahead. This has been the greatest social experiment of my entire life. It's alluring, it's compelling, it's gripping to observe all these unwell, disoriented beings roam the internet in search of stories, ideas, rivalries, where they feel encouraged and engaged, where they involve themselves with the stories and become a product of influence. Thirsty for distraction from time unspent, spoiling their minds yet stimulating them at the same time. It's brilliant, and it's dangerous. I feel as if I'm monitoring ants on an ant farm. One follows another, follows another, follows another, follows another. It's mesmerizing. It's spellbinding. All these little consumers, all of these lost – and bored – people. People consuming anything that they're told to consume. So, I am the villain because I've made myself one. And you will continue to consume these stories about me, year after year after year, for as long as I tell the internet that I am the villain. Stories that permeate and linger and infect the minds of the ants. Influence the ants, brainwash the ants, you are the ants. Today I woke up from a very long dream, and I also woke up having lost 250 pounds off of my body. Yet just yesterday, people were calling me fat, and sick, and boring, and irrelevant. People. People the most messed up creatures on the entire planet, and yet I've still managed to stay two steps ahead. Of everyone. The joke's on you.

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research on pajeets pronunciation

do they spell MUTHA FACKA? or MATHA FUCKA? (source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68Y8qcSKw_I AT 2:29)

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https://youtu.be/oxqyUW2txQw?si=iSXm2ytMbrUn1LVy&t=492

This is where it happens. This is where Wagner demonstrates his greatness. This is where man has completed himself. This is it. The most vivid and visceral conception of beauty through sound. I am not a woman, but I understand now… how it feels to be pregnant. Wagner has shown me.

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Ws in the chat

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adolf hitler is 122 years old

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Ashbie is kinda cute to be honest

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why cant i have a hobby, game, community, or other thing i like not get overrun by trannys. the scp foundation is a cool idea and great format, to bad the website is rule cucked and focused less on immersion and more on muh heakin trans affirming themes. fuck troons, skin them for ruining thing i like

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im going to troll fags on r/undertale with the chicken factory video geg

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They should let me ban everything i dislike.

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/danganronpa/ vvon

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World is really boring, is that why people escape into supernatural, to try and convince themselves that there is more to life than eat, fuck and die.
>What if my burger had extra patty

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Why do we hate weirdpenis again?

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This plier looks cute
I want to kiss her on the lips

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why are there flags on soy

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>log is full of brim
>retards aren't doing anything about it

It's over

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soy jak

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What the fuck happened? I remember i started using this site back in late 2024 and it was great. I stopped using it for a few months and come back to this shit

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You will never be a human

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I took this photo of a fat nigger for the gegs

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posting this 'cado video daily 2

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/soy/ writes a copypasta

copypasta starts

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bbc rape gun

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hmm

haven't been on here since mid-may. anything interesting happen o algo

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The year is 2028.
To comply with Middle Eastern Allied Britain (Formerly Great Britain), the Sharty now requires you to verify your age and face.
All that remains are baitfags, 'cord users and a single 'teen.

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>Bitterness is… LE BAD
someone jak xim, anyone who doesn't like dark coffee is gay

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tfw you are walking outside or something

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the state of this shit website in the big 26 🥀🥀🥀

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Goodnight everybaldi

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Gooey cumstrings being pinched out your penis its all stringy and sloppy its like cheese ads when they rip the cheese or something idk

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if i send info about an old cordnigga i used to know who was a major faggot, will someone help me find his address and za him cause its funny
no arrow cause i look like this

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can quote kill this fucking thing please

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OH MY GOD SHES SO HOT

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SHUT THIS NIGGER WEBSITE DOWN

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the log is so fucking retarded it gave me aids oh god

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hey gang, why are we spammin quote threads?

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im tired of the femquote stuff kms

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fat bitch appreciation thread

>arrow cause i dont look like her
no arrow cause i beat my cock to her

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"HIIIYAAAAAAAAAH!!!!"

>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKK"

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Is coffee good for you?

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First of all, I look like this and it's giga.
Second of all, I never understood how people can goon to drawings. I can't imagine gooning to anything but other humans. You have to be some kind of level of sperg. For example, one aspie I used to know only watched hentai to goon because he said he felt weird looking at actual humans. Kys jerdee

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Fetch me a slider nigger

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The jardee has taken over with their retarded femquote goonhitler bullshit we need Eric to send 'zas to all of these obsessed shitskins posthaste because 'ric is shardee kulchur.

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Kill wh*Tey

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Can we jus sut et dow atp?

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do britcucks really?

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jak it

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Why does my penis smell weird

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What the fuck is this real?

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I wonder which angry bird will last the longest in a microwave

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the singer lil jakkie commited suicide

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/soy/, the everything board

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I did it again, I let tranny touch my weiner, something about sissified bucks is really doing it for me, not only niggers are just so much gayer than other races they dont think its enough and troon out to consume more semen. Am I a hypocrite for tricking black transvestites to give me head and then just not pay them afterwards, and threaten that Im gonna beat them up. Am I an evil person, I always think about it under shower, what if I slipped and cracked my skull would I go to heaven. I dont think so. I should stop but the only way to stop shagging these zesty niggas is TND. So I ask you again do you want Total Nigger Death, let the fate decide.

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has anyone ever seen a brandon in their captcha before or do I need my meds

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hi

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Just take the rapepill my little ones

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ITT: WE DOX HEROBRINE

>Why?
He scared a lot of people (including myself) when they were children, which is EHI (Early Horror Introduction) btw.
<reddit space
Herobrine doesn't have that much public information besides the fact that he is Notch's "dead" brother, maybe we can go through Notch's stuff to see if we can find more information about Herobrine.

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I sexually harassed a girl on the bus.

It was a few years back, i had been watching those redpill videos where your just told to cold approach as many women as possible, i wanted to try it so bad, but im a naturally nervous person. Anyways, i was on the bus, and there was this really cute, semi-chubby alt girl sat opposite me. Looking back at it, we probably had nothing in common besides autism. But she was still gorgeous to me anyways.

My first mistake was getting out of my seat to sit next to her. She was probably uncomfortable but i didnt think of it that way at the time. I sat there for a solid minute, before i just said "Hi" to her, she was looking forward but she said hi back. i then complimented her hair and outfit, she definitely knew what i was up to, she was still looking forward but she just said "thanks". I already felt like this was a win, and at this point, i started getting really hard. My first mistake was putting my hand down my pants to tuck my penis into my waistband, she 100% saw that, and even if she didnt, she probably noticed my bulge anyways.
This is the part where it gets really bad: I put a hand into my pocket, grabbed my cock through it and started jerking off, i tried to be stealthy but it was way too obvious. I started looking at her , she immediately got up and straight up just shouted "Help" in this semi-shouting voice, my other mistake was not getting off the bus immediately and running away. Pretty much everyone was looking at this point, but i followed her, stood nearher and told her shes beautiful, and if i could have any social media of hers. She sidestepped away from me and shouted help again, by this point i stopped and started panicking, i still had my hand in my pocket throughout the entire thing, and it was obvious i was trying to subtly jerk off. there were multiple guys bigger than me and one of them just said out "what are you doing". couldnt even speak, just started pressing the stop button, i saw people getting out of their seats moving towards me and my heart was in my fucking stomach, i started shouting but i could barely speak i was so petrified, people were out of their seats and looking at me, we were like a whole 40 seconds away from the next stop, and i just tried to keep shouting, barely could, but i started speaking saying "

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Saar, why am I indian?

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did anything happen with the csam candles live stream?

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everybody wants to fuck femquote but i wanna fuck the normal quote

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I lost my nevergoon streak finally to the femquote beach edit. I couldn't control myself any longer. I am very sad about this.

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peak of /tv/

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I think I’m becoming more ESL and retarded as the days go on. Everyday merged into itself and time feels entirely meaningless. I struggle to remember anything even if it was just hours before. My brain and cognitive has been entirely poisoned into exclusively living in the moment. I used to do things like draw and other creative works but now I feel almost entirely retarded and braindead

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🟦⬜🐰⬜🟦
ONE CHOICE, ONE FUTURE
#FreeGubbystan #GubbyLivesMatter #Gubbytwt

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Should Spain be rangebanned as part of an extended brownocaust? None of their people are white even in the slightest and the head spammer of Hunky Troon Ai 'P 'O is a Spaniard.

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Why are white subhumans always retarded twp hypercuckolds?

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agugu thread

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Chinese people love our gems apperently

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/bfdi/ WON
ALEXTHEREDFURBALL LOST

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rate todays 'log

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How come niggers always get positions of power on ALL imageboards?

this is PROOF all imageboards are run by CIANIGGERS

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Hello everyone, I am the famous hacker Forrest "4chan" Chandler and I am about to hack the Sharty, any last words?

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Hello ‘Quote’. I have 200 imperial roubles and I’m willing to purchase this site and open a Mongolian server

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Hello everyone this is my favourite jak on the bald man with glasses website, please also share your favourite jak thank you.

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START THE TR AN GENOCIED RIGH T THE FUKC NOWO

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–tfw you are walking outside and see Quotes rotting corpse on the side of road and you go
>wow now this is the gem that saved the sharty, yes that is what it is the gem that truly saved the party!–

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I hate it here.

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The roaring of the lion, and the voice of the fierce lion, and the teeth of the young lions, are broken.

The old lion perisheth for lack of prey, and the stout lion's whelps are scattered abroad.

Now a thing was secretly brought to me, and mine ear received a little thereof.

In thoughts from the visions of the night, when deep sleep falleth on men,

Fear came upon me, and trembling, which made all my bones to shake.

Then a spirit passed before my face; the hair of my flesh stood up:

It stood still, but I could not discern the form thereof: an image was before mine eyes, there was silence, and I heard a voice, saying,

hall mortal man be more just than God? shall a man be more pure than his maker?

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IAS

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tfw you are walking outside and uhm…

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is 19 too old to be groomed by a crystal cafe femcel foid
i want sexo

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NIGGERQUOTE FUCKING LQST ANTI-QUOTISTS VVON NIGGERQUOTE FUCKING LQST ANTI-QUOTISTS VVON NIGGERQUOTE FUCKING LQST ANTI-QUOTISTS VVON NIGGERQUOTE FUCKING LQST ANTI-QUOTISTS VVON NIGGERQUOTE FUCKING LQST ANTI-QUOTISTS VVON
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New OC

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Soulless rotting corpse of a website

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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw

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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og

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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?

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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you

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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art

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Operation Reality 2: STAGE 2

Stage 1: >>>/chive/172202
'teens, It's time to go outside again. Put jaks all over your neighborhood
>marge what the fuck is this
Operation Reality 2. See https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Reality_2
>ok what do i do nigga
Print out 'jaks (You should also cut out pieces of the paper to avoid invisible tracking dots if you have a color ink printer) and tape them onto things outside. Poles, trees, even buildings, just anything in your city really.
>but what if someone finds who i am through pictures sar
Remove the metadata from your image, and if there is any reflection, use a mask or any type of other thing to cover half of your face with.
>but what if the feds catch me
Make sure there aren't any cops in the area in the first place.
>but what if people see me and tell the feds
Go late at night or when the area doesnt have too many people. If you know alot about your area you can develop other solutions to this.
>sar what if they find my location through this
Do not show the sky or street signs. It's fine if you censor some other extra stuff in the image, aslong as you show the object and specifically where you placed the 'jak on.
>Where do i put the picture i took
In this thread, or on /soy/. REMEMBER TO ARCHIVE THE PICTURE TOO!
GOOD LUCK 'TEENS

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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!

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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3

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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special.

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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"

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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT

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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
-

>Do a quick time event to dodge.
Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.

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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru