Pedometer
A Pedo-meter (pronounced /pəˈdɑː.mə.t̬ɚ/) is a small &-portable device often held by Cobson (Fig 1.) that measures how much of a pedophile a a singular or set of subjects are. It uses a colorful bar & arrow to represent the amount of pedophilia detected. These devices are prone to signal fluctuation & potential electrical overload in high amounts, if not protected by a fuse.
Meds, it's a device that counts the number of steps a person has made by detecting motion on their hip.
Uses[edit | edit source]
- To ban anyone for rule 2
- To prove that there is a pedophile in a crowded room
- To average out a community's pedophilia
- To use on yourself so you can gloat to your 'cord xisters like a selfish little fuck
Types of pedometers[edit | edit source]
Standard[edit | edit source]
The standard pedometer, always reaching red levels in the presence of proud tranny pedophiles. Used on people who are 100% confirmed to be pedos.
Mid-Pedometer[edit | edit source]
A Mid-Pedometer is a pedometer which is detecting signs of possible pedophilia. If a pedo-meter is showing results like this, the person / people being detected MIGHT be a nonce, but there isn't enough pedophilia being emitted from the subject(s) to guarantee a trve positive result.
Extended pedometer[edit | edit source]
Archived template in use: {{Superpedo}}. You VVILL remove it from the page, NOW. An Extended Pedo-meter, Also known as a "Higher-order Pedometer" or "Heavy-duty Pedometer" is an electrically & pederastically extended Pedo-meter that visually includes purple & black as new variable categories. This is to be used on the big guys who will permanently destroy the Party. An Extended Pedometer is larger & less prone to electrical overload than a standard one, it also has higher radius, but is less sensitive to the standard pedometer categories.
Micro-Pedometer[edit | edit source]
A Micro-Pedometer is a hypersensitive version of the pedometer that is about as small as the standard version. This device's use cases are more niche, With it usually being used to measure vantablack radiation in pederastically pure areas. Visually, it has a bar with a gradient which goes from blue to cyan to green.
^ Literally nobody looks like this, take your meds now, goy.
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