/chad/ - Chad

try to look around for any other survivors

check to see if my bibisi is safe or if i have peyronie's disease from the explosion

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>>43093
>>43094
You stand up and notice that your neck is bleeding, but you don't give it much attention since you're a DNB retard,aftwerards you check your bbc to see if the impact has left you peyronie's disease and it seems alright you ask him how he's feeling and he tells you:
>Yo nigguh I'm alright thanks for asking mane 
So afterwards you start checking your surroindings to see if any survivors are left and after walking for a while you are able to see silouettes of other DNBs in the distance. You run to those but when you arrive you only find the charred remainings of what once were your companions. saddened to see the state of your compatriots, you scout the area more in detail until you find a trail of footprints going to the far cold. There is a deep thick fog so you can't see more than 20 meters from you. 
What are you doing now?

>>43095
I instantly start making the calls of of gigapenguins in order to lure them to me

>>43095
be the other dnbtopia soldier

>>43095
I try to find a place to hunker down for the night in the wreckage, fixing a place up out of salvage and dnbs
Also this is yotta already

I haven't forgot about this btw tomorrow I'll continue

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>>43113
>>43096
You start scouting the area more to see if you missed anything, until you find a traincart from the wreckage that didn't had any damage, it's standing still on the rails surprisingly and you enter. The cart has a few blood marks but that's obviously expected from an accident like this, you decide to stop and to take care of your neck injury and continue exploring the wreckage. You go around all day trying to salvage any food or try to find any alive dnbs but all you find is corpses. So from all the hunger invading you, you go desesperately to the dnb, cut his legs off and eat them. They are frozen solid but your don't gaf because you are built different to Ohinopedos. Once you finish the sun already set so you go swiftly to your traincart and start sleeping, with a terrible stomach ache of course from eating raw rotten dnb meat. You finally fall asleep and you have a dream where a strange being made from various dnbs that speaks to you:
>Son, you better do the call of the gigapenguins. Have this flute, you better not lose it. Now go to sleep may the jerdeeflies don't bite you at your slumber.
You wake up in a pool of cold sweat and you quickly try to find that flute, you realize it's a dream and give up until you see it on the corner of your eye. very impressed, you grab it and start thinking to yourself
>Was all of this shi real mane?
You go outside, the fires already went out. You grab the flute and play it.  You don't know how to play a flute but then you instantly remember that your grandpa who served in the old DNBorea waffen teached you how to play the flute. You still try, in a very off tune way but still nothing happens.
Frustrated and defeated, you are out of things to do. What will you do now? (That path is still available)

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How can I make this about hunkies

>>43263
blow in the flute even harder

>>43263
Snap the flute in half with my DNBstrength and trudge out forward along the railroad 30 + 37 = ?

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>>43267
>>43283
You start playing the flute even harder but because you are a retard faggot soft as babyshit nigger nothing happens so you snap it in half with all of your DNB strength yelling in the process "FUGGIN JIRDEE!!!" and trudge out forward along the railroad. You walk for around 5 hours until the sun goes out again because winter is getting closer and the days are really short. There's absolutely nothing around you except a very dense tundra forest all around you and a feeling of being observed. You are very tired due to the extreme cold and starving, you feel weak aswell. 
What are you doing now?

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>>43328

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hey you know this thread doesn't bite can you niggers ask what to do next I don't want all of this effort I put into to be wasted I have a cool story to show okay?

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>>43528
I forgot to respond my bad og
Id climb up a tree and find a nice nest/resting area to stop for the night

Also gigabumping dis yotta

>>43328
I take some of the corpses with me as a form of insulation and food i sleep under them if needed

>>43328
throw rocks at the power lines to start a fire for warmth

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>>43529
You proceed to climb a tree to build a nest thanks to the classes you learnt in DNBtopia as a caca by the gigabirds who came as a visit to teach young DNBtopians the arts of building nests and always being in alert. Once on top, you notice what it resembles a giant fortress, so you climb down as fast as possible and knowing that the forest is very dense and a borderline maze due to having 0 paths because you're in the middle of absolutely nofuckwhere >>43559 you grab a rock and throw it to the powerlines to start a fire to burn the entirety of the forest and to also have a bit of warmth because fuck the fucking nigger animals......

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>>43627
You waited for a bit for the fire to calm down and then you swiftly made your path towards the fortress now that it was more clear and visible and you had a more cohesive path to follow. Once there you notice that it survived the entire forest fire and that it has signs of activity due to how clean and mantained it is. With this information you know you have to be careful to not be raped by whoever could be in the castle so you sit down for a bit and take some rest while preparing for a plan.
What will you do now? india is actually cool btw

>>43628
I look around the fortress for any dead goys to steal weapons from

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>>43651
You start walking around the fortress to find any weapons to steal from dead goys from the fire. It seems like noone was foolish enough to die, and after walking for a few minutes you find an entrance to the fortress located at the wall, but near the door there's a guard observing the horizon unfazed on what's going on. You hide behind a stone and you are thinking of ways to kill him when you remember that you can cast gias spells due to the army teaching the art of gias to their dnbtopian soldiers to be more strong at the battlefield. You therefore think of the first spell that came to your mind and started casting it
>NIGGA POOPY DNB NIGGA POOP DN
A thunder immediatly hits the target and turns him into a pile of ash and blood. Glad that you still can manipulate gias very well, you inspect the body to try to find any weapons or armor to collect but the spell vaporized everything useful, so you resort to entering the door to find yourself at the fortress dungeon.
What will you do now?

>>43694
Grab a torch off the wall and begin to explore

>>43694
Put on his uniform and put on my best guard inpersonation as to infiltrate the fortress

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>>43703
You grab a torch and start exploring the dungeon. It's a very big facility and the prison cells are empty as heck. You walk for a while and then you start hearing noises of chains and sounds of someone being tortured, you decide to sneak in and follow the sounds until midway you find a guard sleeping very comfortable with his sword and shield next to him. 
>>43719 Without thinking about it twice, you grab a stone from the floor and hit him very hard on the head. The stone knocks him out from the brute force your threw that shi and swiftly steal his armor and weapons and head faster to the origin of the sounds of the guy being tortured.

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>>43797
Once equipped which took you a bit, you finally go to the sounds and see in horror how a fellow dnbtopian is being tortured by being hung by a cord and hit with a machete by a torture master. He's pleading for life and screams
>PLEASE I DINDU NUFFIN MANE I ONLY ASKED FOR A SMOKE MANE SHIEET STOP!!! YOU GIGGERS R RCYST N SHEEIT
You stay in shock for a few seconds until you finally come back to reality and start planning a way to stop the gigger from torturing your fellow DNBtopian. Non of them have noticed your pressence
What are you doing?

>>43798
I act like one of the staff of the castle, and then when I get close to the tourturer i strangle him

>>43798
throw the sword at him lole

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>>43799
You approach the torture master and try to have a conversation with him by acting like a guard.
>Hey blud how's the weather today
<AY BISH DON'T ANNOY ME WHILE I'M TORTURING NIGGUHS YOU HEARD ME PUSSY BOY? IF YOU COME TO ME ONCE MORE TO TALK ME ABOUT ANY SENECA  AHH SHI THAT NOT EVEN ABAK KARES AGUT I FINNA STICK THIS MASHETE UP YO ASSHOLE YOU HEARD ME SO GTFO MIDGET
>>43800
You retreat humiliated and very frustrated at this interaction so once you get far away you throw your sword at the torture master but he misses with such an incredible move and he immediatly runs up to you at a very fast speed. Knowing that you can't do shit against a guy who is 6 times taller than you, you start running as fast as you can through the dungeon while he's screaming at the top volume of his lungs. Unfortunately you end up in a dead end and you don't have a weapon to fight with, meanwhile he still has his machete. He then says next:
<I FINALLY CAUGHT YOU BOY... YOU BETTER HAVE ENOUGH SPACE IN THAT ASSHOLE BECAUSE I FINNA RAPE YO ASS TONIGHT LIKE THAT BUDDY OF YOURS...
What are you doing next?

>>43892
please send the knight dnb isolated its a gig tera

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>>43892
I try to scale the wall like this to reach the window area aboveq

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>>43919
I wish we had dice rolls on the chaddy to make scenarios and fights like these more interesting, making the reppey rn

>>43921
>I wish we had dice rolls 
https://gigacha.de/faq.html
(##2%9+3) = 21

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>>43922
Thank you very much I forgot about this lol

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>>43919
You swiftly crawl the wall and due to your small body and high agility, he keeps missing your attacks. You finally get to the jump for the window but with the torture master trying to rape your ass it seems very hard. You pull up a dice and roll it in the chaos of it telling to yourself
>if I roll a number higher than 13 I make the jump succesfully and gtfo from this nigglet
(##2%9+3) = 10

>>43925
I throw my shoe at him to stun him

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>>43925
You fall face flat on the floor and the torture master takes the opportunity to deal a hit at your back with such force that it penetrates your back armor and stabs you leaving a deep bloody wound.
<GIG YOU ARE SOFT AS BABY SHI NIGGA YOU CAN'T STAND A HIT FROM THE BIG BVLL BOY
Wounded, you take a big fast roll to the side far from him and recuperate your composture fastly planning for a further attack. Meanwhile you say to yourself
>Fuck sake dude these pair of dice are fucking useless
He hears you and yells back
<CAM ON BOY GIVE ME A CHALLENGE I'VE BEEN CRAVING FOR ONE SINCE THEY PLUGGED ME IN HERE!
What are you doing now?

>>43927
pick up the dice and throw it as his feet geg

>>43927
shit in hand and throw

>>43927
I scream "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWDSSSS" as to alert other guards to the scene, which looks like a gigger killing an innocent knight

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>>43928
You pick your pair of dice and yell to him
>YO WATCH BUCKO IF I ROLL A NUMBER HIGHER TO 4 I FUCK YO MOM GIG
(##2%9+3) = 15
>>43926
Then meanwhile he's looking at the dice rolling you take off your boot and throw it at his head, leaving him stunned and making him fall on the floor knocked out for a little bit.
>>43930
Then for your final act you decide to shit in your hand and throw it at him but since your armor is a fucking sweeney shithole you forgot you cannot pull down your pants and you end up shitting yourself
vBROWNED YOUR PANTS, YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT FOR THE NEXT 5 POSTS
>>43942
Afterwards, you pickup your pair of dice and then you put your boot back on and to get yourself out of this situation you start yelling
>MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS I'M GETTING RAPED!!!!!
Which immediately brings a gang of guards which want answers of what's happening
What are you doing now?

>>43953
I used the knocked out guy as levrage to negotiate with the gaurds I put my sword to the throat of the knocked out goy

Nigga what leverage we are gonna get gang raped

>>43953
I try to explain that the giga was psychotic and that im just a nufly apprentice who got lost

>>43953
I accuse the torture master of shitting in my armor

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>>43958
You start telling them that you're a nufly apprentice who got lost and that this nigguh tried to kill you
<WHAT HAPPENED OVER HERE? WHY IS THE TORTURE MASTER KNOCKED COLD ON THE FLOOR?
>I can explain what happened. I'm an apprentice to the facilities of the fortress and they sent me today to the dungeon, and somehow got lost and this maniac started chasing me and stabbed me on the back...
The guards listen to you but start noticing your smell of shit
<GOOD STORY, BUT WHY THE HELL DO YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT GOD DAMN
>>44007
Out of embarassment, you make a story on the go about the torture master shitting on your armor
>So this is not all, the dude took off my pants while he was strangling me and then put them on but the retard shitted on those and then gave them back to me which I putted them back on and we kept on fighting.
vYou gave a retarded story so to make the guards believe you, you will need to roll a number higher than 10 for it to work
(##2%9+3) = 13

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>>44037
<DAMN BOY! WE KNEW THIS GUY WAS A FUCKING FREAK GIG, IT'S ALRIGHT, JUST COME WITH US AND CLEAN YOURSELF AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR WOUND. JUST HOLD WITH US FOR A SECOND WHILE WE COME FOR A STRETCHER TO BRING THIS BUM TO INTERROGATION. 
>>43954
After they leave, you grab your machete and slit the torture master neck while he's still unconcious. Afterwards you go quickly to the guards which take you to the medical room and start treating your wounds with like gias.
Once fully healed and cleaned, they make you return to your duty and now with a bigger confidence, you are now again roaming the dungeons lost and without an idea on what to do. All what it comes up to your mind is the dnb that you tried to rescue in the torture halls. You could help him and take him out of the fortress to freedom outside in the cold tundra of Gigantartica
vDEBUFF DISPELLED. YOU DON'T SMELL LIKE SHIT ANYMORE
What are you doing now? india is actually cool btw

>>44041
I go back to free the captured dnb

Even though he's lower than me because I'm a dgb

>>44041
Free the captured dnb only to capture him again to gain the favor of the guards

Apply to become the new torture master so you can make a wholesome schindlers list

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>>44045
You decide to go back to the torture room to free the captured DNB, you encounter a few guards but all they do is greet you and keep on their way. You finally arrive to the room to find a sign on the wall that says
^LOOKING FOR NEW TORTURE MASTER
Once you see the sign you start making a plan and "free" the DNB
<Shiet mane thank you for freeing me, my name is Darius, I've been a prisoner to these dungeons for decades so I know very well these places, I can show you where's the entrance to the kings palace if you want me to do it.
>>44114
You agree but before that, you dress yourself with the vestiments of a torture master that were left in the torture chamber and retrieve your sword you threw before to the torture master. You 2 walk for a while until he finally shows you the palace door. Then he tells you something very important
<I wish you much luck in your endevours further on that door. I can sneak myself outside the dungeon and finally be a free DNB. Have this flute and this note with some instructions, you'll finally be able to make the call of the gigapenguins which it's a very powerful spell that will lead you to the mythic lands of HyperDNBorea. Farewell, fellow DG-

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>>44088
Before he flees you grab him by the wrist and put a piece of tape on his mouth and you tell him
>You aren't going anywhere son, I have something better to do with you, now stay quiet and follow my instructions if you don't want me to behead you, okay nigger?
You tie a rope around his hands and create a leash in a way that he can't get away from you, then you save his flute and note for the future.
What are you doing now?

Giggers I think the move is to go with the DNB fuck allat torture master shit

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>>44133
Debate it itt before I make the next post I'm only following your suggestions

>>44135
Also have in mind that DGBs see DNBs as inferior beings due to not having gigger dna unlike DGBs

>>44137
unlike DNBs that have none*

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I think the DNB must know something big if he has the flute and instructions to call gigapenguins to lead us to hyperDNBorea, like killing him would be trap no

lets spare the DNB but if his info sucks we kill him

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>>44139
You think for a bit of what to do and then you remove the tape off the DNB, he immediately starts pleading for his life telling you that he'll let you know everything he knows and that he can be a good ally for you
>Alright speak, if your info is useless I'll kill on the spot by slicing your throat clean, I don''t have all day so you better choose your words wisely. Alright niglet?
The dnb starts sweating a lot and under the great amount of pressure he starts speaking.
<*gulp* A-a-alright I'll t-tell you everything I know. I'm not like any normal DNB so I know a lot of-
>SPEAK MOTHERFUCKER I TOLD YOU I DON'T HAVE ALL DAY!
Impatiently, you pull out your sword place it directly on his neck, making a bit of pressure with the blade, cutting him a little bit
<ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! THE REASON WHY I GOT CAUGHT IS BECAUSE I'M FROM A VILLAGE NEARBY THAT HAS A LOT OF KNOWLEDGE ABOUT HYPERDNBOREA LOST TO HISTORY. THIS FORTRESS WAS BUILT BY A GANG OF VANDALS FROM THE WARMER LANDS OF THE GIGACONTINENT AT THE SOUTH TO CONQUER THE HYPERDNBOREA. THE KING WANTS INFO ABOUT ME BECAUSE I WAS THE SHAMAN OF THE TRIBE. THE REASON I GAVE YOU THE INSTRUCTIONS FOR THE CALL OF THE GIGAPENGUINS IS BECAUSE THEY CAN TEACH YOU A SHORTCUT TO REACH HYPERDNBOREA MORE QUICKLY. *tears start sliding down his cheeks under the inmense pressure he's facing right now* THE KING HAS AN ARTIFACT ON HIS VAULT OF TRESURES THAT IS EVEN MORE VALUABLE THAN THE CALL OF THE GIGAPENGUIN, THE LEGEND SAYS THAT THE RIGHT MAN TO WIELD THE GIGACRYSTAL WILL BE GIVEN INMENSE KNOWLEDGE ABOUT ALL OF THESE ANCIENT LANDS AND EVEN UNKNOWN POWERFUL GIAS SPELLS NO MAGE CAN CONTROL NOR HAS KNOWLEDGE ABOUT THEM. THE REASON WHY IT'S NOT IN USE IS BECAUSE THE GIGGERS AT THIS FORTRESS AREN'T WORTH ENOUGH OF THIS POWER. IF YOU LET ME LEAD YOU TO THE VAULTS I'LL MAKE SURE THAT WHAT'S HIDING IN THERE WON'T DISSAPOINT YOU!
You remove the blade off his neck and retreat a few steps getting off the DNB, the DNB wipes his tears off his face.
>Alright niglet, you must be telling the truth. I'll spare your life if you lead me as quickly as possible to the vault. The future of my people depends on me so go go forward
What are you doing now?

>>44143
Woah a shaman, i ask if he can come with me

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>>44144
You ask him if you wanna join him for the full journey but he denies.
<No mane I need to take care of my village n shiet all I will do is aid you right now with your adventure
>I understand nigguh it's a shame we won't be able to team up for more
You put on your knight armor back and decide to open that door and finally get out of the dungeon. Once outside you find yourself in the courtyard of the fortress surrounding the main building being the palace. While you keep walking a pair of guards stop you both and start interrogating you both.
^Hey, so what are you doing with a DNB on this area? Don't you know that any prisoners outside the dungeons is prohibited?
Not knowing what to do, you stop and think with an easy quick excuse.
What are you doing next?

>>44467
Leave that fuck ass niggerbaby and sprint for the castle gate YOLO

>>44467
explain that i am traisofering the dnb to a new prison

vp
making continuation posts in a bit
If tomorrow there's no continuation is because i'll be very busy with some snca and I'll not have much time to do dis but I will still try

also my ip got reset, I'm op o algo

>>44605
🐸👍👍

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>>44473
You explain to the guards that you are transfering the dnb to a new prison for research.
>You see comrades, the king wants this dnb right underneath his palace because he may have some interesting info about, uh... a new gias spell only the dnbs know about
The guards raise their eyebrows unsurprised
<Yeah nigguh I don't believe your ass, show us an authorization or we're bringing his ass back again to the dungeons
Due to the clittyleaking guards not believing your asspulled story, you have a low chance to make another quick asspull that would work. If you roll a number higher than 15 the dnb doesn't get taken away 
(##2%9+3) = 12

>>44608
nigga that dice can't even roll a 15

nevermind it can

>>44609
Well it doesn't matter the dnb is GONE nigga he better get better dices in the future is not my fuggen problem

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>>44608
>Nah I don't have an authorization on me rn because uhh I lost it it when I was checking if I had peyronies diseas-
<Sybau lil nigger the DNB will go with out, instead of doing retarded bullshit better do something like uh... Throw stones at a prisoner back at the dungeons
You hand your leash to the guards and they escort him back to the dungeons. Fuming inside you see the dnb make a discrete hand sign and you realize he's telling you to look at the back of the note he gave you with the call of the gigapenguins.
You do so and you find a detailed map of the possible entrances to the vault.
^THROUGH PALACE BASEMENT, SAFEST WAY BUT FULL OF GUARDS WHO MAY BE BITCHY ABOUT YOU BEING IN THERE AND POSSIBLY KICK YOU OUT
^THROUGH SEWERS, LEAST SAFE, YOU'LL FIND A BUNCH OF CRITERS TRYING TO RAPE YOU AND SPREAD DISEASES TO YOU POSSIBLY KILLING YOU, BUT HAS NO GUARDS AND NOT EVEN NOPHONK CAN NOTICE YOU ENTERING THE VAULT
With this information but with your companion now gone, what are you doing?

>>44470
This somehow happened with the dnb gone

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>>44612
I will give my response to this at a later time because im going to get chinese takeout

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>>44612
Nophonk is here eh? He is the son of Nophono which means these are Nophono cultists! 
I say we go through the basement, if we get kicked out we can try the sewer later. Also use gias to try to contact nobeidore to beam these niggas

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>>44612
I say we just go through the sewer because I dont wanna talk to anymore fuck nigger guards id rather catch diseasephono from bootyrats

>>44616
what did u order

>>44621
General tso chicken with some chicken dumplings its W eats

>>44622
Damn nigga now I want some chinese food aswell
did you order a sauce with the food like sweet and sour or soy or just plain food

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>>44623
It already has like a sweet and a bit tangy general tso sauce

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>>44619
>>44617
Undecided at a split path, you decide to throw a pair of dice under these rules:
>If it lands >8, you're going to the basement
>If it lands <7 you're going to the sewer
(##2%9+3) = 9

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>>44650
I wanted it to be the sewer fuggen jardee

>>44651
Rock the vote

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>>44650
>>44617
You see that you landed a 9 so your fuckass needs to go to the basement. Once you get to the entrance the guards tell you something and you start to fum even more
<ERM ACTUALLY YOUR BITCH ASS CAN'T ENTER BECAUSE WE HAVE ENOUGH GUARDS SO JUST GET A FANCY AHH SUIT AND YOU'LL BE ABLE TO ENTER
>Nigga fuck you I'll get a suit that costs more than your fucking house faggot
You get out angry as shiet and go to the suit store which is literally next to the palace. You enter and immediatly talk to the blud at the suit store
>Hey retard, I need the most expensive suit in this place
^Damn, the most expensive suit? Only monarchs can bu-
>GIVE ME THE MUTHAFUCKING MOST EXPENSIVE SUIT IN THIS JOINT OKAY?!?!?!?
^alright alright, come with me.
You follow the faggot and he shows you the most expensive suit
^erm so this suit is made from pure gold threads extracted from the giptonas mountains guarnished with pure pristine emeralds from Ohino and dyed with the essence of bananaflies at DNBtopia.
>How much does it cost
^5 million chelocoins
Did he say chelocoins? Are these bluds from Chelonia out of all of these places?
>Sure let me try it out.
^Alright, here you have, you have the changing room at the other side of the store
You walk to the changing room and you close yourself in it, with the suit and you alone on an enclosed room, what will be your next move?

>>44661
Put the pants on and wank off in the suit

DO NOT PUT ON THAT SUIT THATS LITERALLY NOPHONO'S BANANA SUIT

>>44661
after engaging in uber masturbation wear the suit and slip out that window

>>44666
fuck nophono nigga, we are cumming in his suit

>>44668
ok thats giga actually

updating dis soon...

>>44668
Dnbs have gaysex with nophono fanfiction

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>>44666
>>44668
>>44662
When you have the suit in front of you, you start having bad thoughts, examining it further you remember that this exact same suit in front of you was the suit Nophono used it in Ohino during his vacations a few years ago. Your conciousness  gets so messy about wtf to do since you hate Nophono with all of your guts that it spawns 2 dnbs on your side, one represents your evil side and the other represents the good side
<Hey blud put on the suit you know you want to!
^Erm no, my son will jizz on the nophono suit to own the nophonocucks
<Come on put on the suit
^Jizz it lil nigga
You get angry at them and say
>I'm gonna jizz on this muthafokin suit and then I'll put it own to own you both motherfuckers okay?
You remove your armor and then pull your weiner out and jerk it to the suit so hard you get peyronies and a double 90º boomerang shaped penis. Chuckling at your action knowing Nophono would be mad as hell at you for doing this, you put on the suit and gtfo through the window. With your brand new suit you walk to the front and the guards get impressed at your drip and start interacting with you
vHey, such a nice suit, you weren't lying! We didn't knew you are a member of the Nophono family!
>Yeah, I like to keep things humble you know *winks eye* Now let me get through I gotta crack some sisas at the party 
You walk through and now inside you better find the basement, the palace feels gigantic so you don't know where tf to go. 
What are you doing now?

>>44926
Find where the food is at because im hungry as fuck nigga

>>44926
I go to the bathroom and look inside the medicine cabinet for benzos and addy

>>44929
>>44928
the dnb is going to have a feast tonight it seems

I'll continue it tomorrw I'm very tired rn

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>>44934
Goodnight giga

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>>44935
good night

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>>44928
You decide to go to the dining hall to realize it's full of rich ass phonos from all around the gigaworld, important figures like Femtovich, Nshiet  Jr. IV, Larry Gaines, and even Nophonk in the middle of the crowd giving his famous shamalama ding dong challenge dance. Everyone seem to have fun reading stories from their SNCA book that noboly oly cars abrown. You uninterested at all the SNCFA it's going on, you run directly at the table with all the snacks and fooderinos there is, there are so many varieties of food like lobster, frog legs (nuflycacas really eat me KEEEEKK NOT LIKE DIS!), snails and steaks. There are also hot peppers and a big bowl of kool aid, you see everyone grabbing pieces of food so happily and you knowing that you haven't ate nuffin in 2 days but dnb legs start eating the shit of the banquet, the food tastes so fucking good that you devour most plates in just 30 minutes. Your belly is so big that it resembles the belly of the famous food competitive eater gigafat boing boing which atracts a few phonos and confront you
<HEY DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING! THE PARTY JUST STARTED AND YOU JUST ATE ALL OF THE FOOD?? 
>Hey hey shut up lil bro, I'm Nophono's niece from the secret err DNBtopian family branch, I can do whatever tf I want I'll just call my uncle and ask for shekels for free refills of everything, if you excuse me now I gotta go to the bathroom to take a big ass shit

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>>44929
You speedwalk to the bathroom which is a few rooms away and close yourself in. You crave for drugs and knowing that you're located in such a high tier palace there has to be some of the good stuff in there. You open the medicine cabinet and you find what you wanted, benzos and addy. You take all of it and immediatly chug all the pills like nothing. The effect is so strong that you immediatly fall to the floor and start tripping about crazy ass shit. You now find yourself in a vivaldi traiso wompa's room and you stare at yourself to see that you're now a gigatraiso. You start getting anxiety spikes and start craving estrogens. You know all of this is in your mind and that maybe in this trip state you could move around the palace like nuffin while trying to manouber yourself aswell in the troon trip.
With this crazy ass trip going atm, what are you doing now?

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>>45116
I wander around in the troon trip and go to the basement of the house, maybe ill end up in the basement where they store the vault in real life. Also I lay a mondo shit so that if I fall over my insides wont explode out

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>>45133
You exit your room at the trip and wander around the house, you go down the flight of stairs and somehow end up in the middle of a street full of trash flying around, you find a gigachad and he tells you
>they rape me to make beans 
unfaced at what happend, you decide to find another flight of stairs that go downwards, the closest thing of that being the underground metro stairs. You reach it and go down, then from nowhere everything goes dark and you end up in Ohino drinking a nice bananafly milkshake while listening to the waves hitting the shore. You are so relaxed that you fall asleep in your hammock and then once you fully close your eyes you find yourself at the basement covered with blood and no sight of your suit, instead wearing your torture master outfit and then you look at your hand and find a machete full of blood. No clue of what could've happen you realize that you are just in front of the vault door and all you have to do is dechipher the code to obtain the fucking orb for once.
With the faint screams of pain of people upstairs and sounds of guards running around the palace trying to find you, what will be your next move?

>>45186
I look at the blood and realize that I've killed somebody and I look for their corpse and once I find them i take their stuff

>>45186
Pull out the flute and start playing it like the instructions say

>>45186
use the machete on the fire extinguisher to cause an explosion and blow open the vault

>>45191
I take this back actually we should save dis

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>>45189
You look at the blood realizing that you killed someone, but how many pipo have you killed? You already know that without a pass code or the key your ass will never be able to get through that big door so you go backwards to see if you can find anyone. You walk for 1 minute until you take a left and you see that the stairs to go upstairs are covered in fire and a dense black smoke is coming out of there. You find that the entire palace upstairs is burning but since the basement is a literal bunker you don't have any issues. With the palace burning you for sure know that no enforcements will come after your ass so you go to the split in half guard in the floor and pickpocket him to find absolutely nothing.

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>>45216
With nothing found, you go back and examine the room, you find a fire extinguisher on the wall and thinking that it would be funny you go with the machete and hit it very hard making it launch through the air, taking you out and hiting the wall to find out that the wall was made out of purest softist drywall so you squish through the hole to find that the vault has 1000 tiny doors that will take you ages to figure out where the hell the orb is.
What are you doing now?

>>45355
check a few drawers to see whats even in this vault

>>45355
Spin around with my hand extended, and then open the column of safety deposit boxes that it lands on

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>>45375
You start checking a few drawers but all you find is just useless snca documents and a few gold coins, the coins are not bad but you're just looking for that magic artifact  the retarded DNB has been annoying you with for hours already.
>>45382
So instead of going drawer per drawer in order, you decide to spin like a 6 year old kid who was given 50 kilograms of sugar and open the first column of drawers you touch. You do it and while dizzy and lost, you start opening drawer per drawer, until you reach the bottom one and in there you find a paper that says LOL FAG 💀. You get so fucking angry that you start screaming 
>DR. SHAHH!!!!

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>>45468
only to hear a knock in one of the drawers, you go to that drawer and you find a frogcaca which immediatly starts saying
<KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK NUFLYOOMPALOOMPAGLOOBAS ARE TRYING TO FIND A SHITTY ORB KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKK!! JUST SHUT IT DOWN! NOT LIKE DIS! 
And then immediatly shits on your face, you instantly close the drawer and wipe your eyes.
Now covered in shit and demoralized by a frognigger, what will you do now?

>>45469
orbs glow dont they? try turning off the lights to look for a glow

>>45469
I bash the frogs head in with the fire extinguisher

>>45469
kill and skin the frogcaca for a disguise on the way out

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>>45484
In a fit of rage, you open the drawer where the frogcaca is and immediatly bash him with the fire extinguisher, before killing him he says:
<KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK NUFLYSHITTAS WANT TO KI-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!
>>45514
You bash him so hard that the frogcaca gets turned into mush, then you have the thought of
>If I wasn't so foolish I could've turned him into a frog suit fuggen jerdee
>>45479
After your fit of rage, you then remember that orbs actually glow and that if you shut down the lights xe would glow and tell you where it is, so you plug off the lights and immediatly you see where it is. You open the drawer and you see the orb you've been trying to find for hours. It's so beautiful and powerful that you grab it immediatly, once it's on your hands, he starts talking to you

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>>45533
^You finally found me, the chosen one... You should absorb my power into your being to become one powerful deity to rule the entirety of the adrian lands...
You are so atracted to the beauty of the orb that you immediatly do it without thinking twice. When you do it you start glowing really bright, so bright in fact that it escapes the fortress and illuminates the entire area around it, making the night sky look like if it's in the middle of the day and then, the power grows so big that all of the gigagic being absorbed into your body is so grand that a gigagic explosion equal to 3 saar bombas happens, vaporizing everything in a 100 km radius. You may think that you are fucking dead but you actually got teleported to a frozen wasteland with the city of HyperDNBorea visible at the far. You check your physique and you notice that you now resemble the ancient people of the adrians, with blonde hair and eyes so blue that they glow. You've transcended into the ultimate gigagic being prophecied in the ancient tablets of the Giganephilim, becoming even more powerful than one of them. You are no longer a DNBtopian, you have transcended into the tier of the Gigod of the Adrian lands (Aka Antartica).
Now having become the ultimate lord of gigagic, with such an infinite amount of power and wisdom, where will you go now?

>>45534
Posted it twice award

>>45534
I go to hyperdnbborea and i ammas an army of adirans and i declare myself the one true descendant of nsheit

>>45534
Blow the flute because this must be a facade or something

I've spent 5 minutes typing the continuation and I almost lost it by closing the tab but I got it back by ctrl shift t

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>>45543
You start marching forward, but with your gigagic power you speed giga fast through the frozen wastelands. You arrive at the gates in just 3 minutes, once in front, they seemed to be closed but examining further one of the what you think was a statue start talking to you
<To open this door, you must use the special key.
You examine further the door and you realize that it has a lock where an orb would perfectly fit. You then ask him
>What kind of orb may I ask?
<The orb of all Gias and Gigagic.
You then realize that the orb he's talking to you is about the orb you absorbed just a few minutes ago. Planning on how to get the orb, you relax and meditate for a few seconds getting access to your internal soul super quick, a fit that only a few gias monks achieved with months of constant meditation and concentration. You reach your soul and find the orb, which you then take out and place it in the lock. The orb works and the door opens. You then pass through and command the orb to come back which it does and you re-absorb it back.

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>>45559
 Inside, you see a giant ancient city. Noone seems to be around and you see massive scultures and temples all around where you see. You start doubting if this is the real city you're looking for and not a trap, so for the first time ever you pull your flute and just instinctively start playing the melody of the gigapenguins perfectly without the note. You then start seeing a gigapenguin deity and he starts talking to you
^May I ask why I have been summoned master?
>So yeah I wanna know where the hell am I
^Mmm this looks just like HyperDNBorea. The ancient lost city of the Adrians. 
>Could you guide me through these ancient structures? I don't really know where I need to go. Some DNB told me that this city would host an artifact of power that may grant me even more power than this orb I just absorbed.
^Yes it is, but I can't tell you where it is. I can help you to guide through the ancient city, I'll just tell you that I won't dissapear until you play the melody of the gigapenguins on reverse.
With your new companion being a gigapenguin and now inside the hecking city that you've tried to reach for so long, what will you do now?

>>45649
Take a scenic piss. Also im tired as fuck so we find someplace to sleep or something

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>>45651

You will never bury dis yotta

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>>45662
Nigga forgot to sage gig india is actually cool btw

>>45662
Lmao this nigga thinks it's me

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>>45664 You're right im a swinnygqd

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>>>45664 You're right im a swinnygqd

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>Youre right im a swinnygqd
>>45667
>no arrow
Profound mental wisdom

>>45649
look in that castle behind us

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>>45679
You take a look at the castle in front of you and say
>DAMN that's a motherfucking beautiful castle, I wonder if there's something inside. 
>>45650
Then, while admiring the beauty of the castle you take a piss in the huge cliff you have in front of you and start looking for a place to sleep since you are tired as fuck (having not slept for an entire day) and even as powerful as you are, you need to rest to charge your gigagic so you go inside one of the buildings and find yourself in what it appears to be a militaristic bedroom full of bunkbeds. Noone seems to be around so you take your flute, touch the melody of the gigapenguins backwards and go to sleep. You lay on the bed and instantly fall asleep. The beds are so comfy n shiet until you get woken up 10 hours after your slumber by an army of adrians which start interrogating you on who you are and what are you doing in here.
What are you doing now?

>>45771
Lie to them and say im a traveller from penguinland who got kidnapped by a gigapenguin

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>>45785
Just to bullshit with them, you tell them a retarded story
>Oh please don't kill me! I'm just a traveller form Penguin land who got drugged and kidnapped by a penguin and somehow woke up here! Please I am innocent trust me!
<Nah nigga you aren't going anywhere, you just got access to the forbidden city of HyperDNBorea and you've just met your end here.
They draw their A10 guns delivered by God and start aming at you.
Knowing that you vill get 'aped by these adrians, what will you do to counter rape them back? im traiso btw

>>45947
play retarded high pitched nigger music on the flute to stun them

>>45947
Rupture their eardreams by screaming like a groundhog

>>45947
blast them with a gias goybeam

>>45947
show the adrians your gias filled eyes

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>>45968
You go to the adrians and without saying nothing, you start mogging them by showing your glowing pure blue eyes and showing them your mewing
>>45949
Then meanwhile they're stunned, you pull ouy your flute and make the call of the gigapenguins, pulling up Lil beak with a DJ set, a mic and a speaker. 
>>45950
>>45968
With the whole setup, you pick up your microphone and while they not understanding shit of what's going on, you tell them.
>Gentlemen, let me introduce you to my phonk play sesh.
Lil beak after this, makes his presentation
<YO YO YO! I'M LIL BEAK AND WELCOME TO THE NU PHONK PLAY SESH NUMBER 3264! PREPARE YOUR ASS FOR THE CHIIIIIIIIIIIILLLSSSSSS THAT WILL COME TO YOU!
You then start singing the shamalama ding dong feat. Nophonk TIKI TIKI phonk exclusive at full volume exploding their ear drums and throwing lasers out of your eyes like those phonk edits you see at chelotok, vaporizing them and raping the whole building because your music is better. Then out of nowhere you get teleported to another part of the city mid sesh and a voice starts speaking to you.
^First test of might complete, 4 more to go.
>Fuck you mean 4 more?? What are you speaking about mane!
Having no fucking clue of what that meant or what just happened, what will you do now?

>>46049
I take a knife and i cut myself for the ancient god of lesotho

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>>46050
You take your sword and start cutting yourself for the ancient god of lesotho, blood starts spilling everywhere and it hurts but then out of nowhere you end up getting teleported into another area, the voice comes back and tells you
^That was fast! I didn't even had to tell you what to do! Second test of endurance finished, 3 more to go.
You are now located at a messy dirty bathroom chained at your ankle with a tv at the corner at your side you have a malnourished gigger, then it turns on and a strange figure starts talking to both of you you.
<Want to play a game? One of you is chained to the wall by his ankle. To get out you must find the key which is located inside the chained foot, you have a knife in the middle of the room, once the key is aquired you both will be able to escape and flee my gameroom. With this said, you have until dawn to get out.
Once the retransmition ends, a door opens from the ceiling, letting a machete fall and the tv shuts down. The malnourished gigger stares at you and says absolutely nothing, you don't know wtf you should do and yelling at the gigger
>Hey fucko! Will you do something or will your gay ass keep staring at me?
He doesn't say anything.
With this odd situation ongoing, what will you do now?

>>46053
Search the malnourished mans anus for the key

>>46053
I cut the malnourished mans hands off and piss on the tv

>>46053
Cut open the dude and search for the key in there just for good measure

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>>46053
cut the chain off with the machete and take a bath in the bathtub in the background

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>>46054
You ask for the malnourished gigger to come forward
>Hey nufly.. come here I need you for something important..
He comes and stares directly at you without saying a single word.
>Now bend over and pull your pants down
He does it and then you spread apart his buns and put your entire arm up his asshole. You end up shoulder and a half deep and still nothing. You pull your arm out and look for another idea.
>>46069
>Hey nufly... Pass me the machete 
With his prolapsed anus clinging out of his asshole, he turns back and does it and gives you the machete, then you tell him to lay down and start cutting his torax, he makes no sound and stays still without 0 resistance. You search and search and search and search until the man is turned into a pile of flesh. You now understand that there is not any other key but the one located at your foot.

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>>46069
As for your last measure, you grab the machete and with the strength of 50 giggers you break the chain and stand up after being forcefully sit down for 1 hour. You then grab the machete and cut the malnourished gigger hands open to check for the key and still nothing. Tired of this bullshit, you grab your gigadih with double 90º peyronies and piss on the tv, turning it on fire and then you go to the bathtub, fill it with water and take a relaxing bath, lighting a cigarette in the process and enjoying the moment. 
What are you doing now?

>>46100
Jizzing and then shitting on the dead giggers corpse

>>46100
use gias to make a portal in the bathroom mirror to escape

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>>46101
you get up from your brief bath and decide that you'll profane the corpse even more by shitting and jizzing on it, it gets so messed up that the entity comes back and starts talking to you
^MAN WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING! ENOUGH! THIRD TEST OF PAIN FINISHED NOW 2 MORE TO GO!
You are now in the middle of a nuclear landscape, you kind of recognize this area and you realize this is the outskirts of DNBtopia, you never seen it this mindbroken since the nuclear exchange between Ohino and DNBtopia and you start questioning what happened
>Where the hell am I?
The voice surprisingly, responds to you this time
^This is the future my friend, 10 years into the future to be specifically and what you're seeing right now are the ruins of DNBtopia. 
You ask more questions but the voice never responds
In this situation, what are you doing next?

>>46109
Too late nigga I already wrote the story before u gave your submission, try it now kek

>>46111
buy gas to drive back in time

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>>46116
You walk to the gas station and view a car parked next to the gas pumps, you imagine a plan and enter the gas station. You are met with a small room and a foul smell, behind the counter there lies a hunky quite bored with nothing to do. You ask him how much is the gas
>Greetings fellow hunky, may I ask for a gallon of gasoline?
<SHIET MAYNE U DEE EN BEES ARE FOODIST REISIST N SHIET, YOU BETTAH GIVE ME A HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY IF YOU WANT SOME GAS
Without thinking twice, you summon a stack of cash with your gigagic in front of the hunky, he is impressed and gives you 5 cans of gas
<HOLY MACARONI! DIDN'T EXPECT YOU WERE A GIGAGIC GQD, HAVE THIS GAS NOW IF YOU EXCUSE ME AH BETTAH GOON TO MAH WIFE COBBLESTONE.
You walk out of the gas station and fill the car to the brim with gasoil. Then once full, you bless it with your gigagic powers to reach light speed in just a full accelerator step, which it works and you immediatly open a rift in time going back to the year you are supposed to be, then out of nowhere you get teleported once again to what it looks like the top of a giant castle, with a dee en bee lqrd on top of it, you ask him who he is and he responds:

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>>46119
>Wh- who are you!
^Ah yes we finally meet, I'm sorry for being so mysterious to you and giving you very few info on what your mission was supposed to be. You see I'm no other than the lord and king of HyperDNBorea and just like you, I'm another Gigod. I've been controling this ancient city for centuries and noone has stopped me, as you see around yourself those are the remains of the people as equal as powerful as you that attempted to de-throne for them to become kings of HyperDNBorea...
He wakes up from his throne and walks towards you.
^You see that guy chained on top of the throne? That's no other than your DNB buddy you met at the fortress, ironic how you thought you've gotten rid of him while he was always chilling with me! Good job DGB! You are the first of your kind to actually reach this far. 4th test of time done, now for the final test of coronation, you must defeat me.
After he finishes his speech, your nuts start quaking but you know that he's a soft as baby shit nigger who can't do anything to you. You've acomplished many feats during your adventure, and now, at the very top of the most mysthic, sought after and gigagical city you know that you shouldn't give up and rape this nigger to become the king of HyperDNBorea.
What is your first move?

>>46120
Melt the hyperborean permafrost with your aryan laser eyes to see what happens

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>>46120
rip off my erect double 90 degrees peyronies dick and turn it into a gias blade like dis

>>46123
use the gias blade to knock a chunk  of skull out of the DNBlord before slashing his neck and absorbing his gias

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Also I have to announce that the thread is sadly facing it's end sqqn but I will not dissapoint in giving a yqtta ending that will bring important shi to the table

>>46126
Im gonna try and give a crack at making this into a video yotta that will usher in the renaissance once dis is finished

>>46127
Holy shit if you do dis it would be amazing

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>>46123
Both of you stand there, the cold wind from the high altittude is chilling and you're just waiting if you should do the first move or wait for him to make the first move. 20 seconds pass, nothing happens and you get tired and pull down your dih, the King looks at you and mockingly says
^What are you going to do? Jizz and shit on me like you always do? GIG what a faggot!
>Stay quiet retigga and observe.
With all your might, you grab your double 90º peyronies dick and rip it clean from the base, getting rid of your beautiful dick and with your gigagic powers you mold it into a big ass powerful glowing sword with the face of a giga on the handle whom you have no clue of who could be but it looks tuff anyways
>I present you the peyronivur, now I'm ready.
>>46125
You charge at the King wielding your brand new sword aiming at his head, but he blocks it with his forearm, decapitating one of the dnbs heads. He then from the beheaded dnb arm, shoots a powerful laser that you miss midair.

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>>46122
As a counter attack you launch a gias eye beam at him which he dodges, landing directly to the ice platform and making the whole throne explode. 
Now both of you are plumetting into the abbys and trying to mantain some distance, he launches a chain at you, hooking you by your arm and throwing you at a big enough piece of ice and then proceeds to land on the piece of ice aswell.
^YOU ARE NOT GOING ANYWHERE FAR FROM ME!
Now both of you are falling through the abbys, you can see the city skyline of HyperDNBorea get closer and closer from the far. You must make a smart enough move before the both of you crash down into whatever lies below and possibly killing you.
What are you doing next? im traiso btw

>>46143
I stand on him so that his body takes the brunt of the impact

>>46144
both of you already landed

>>46143
I throw my sword away and violently molest him

We should throw the sword in him nigga

>>46143
Use his prolapsed anus as a parachute

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>>46143.....

Im starting on the TTS and i didnt realize how fucking esl all of this is, like a lot of the stuff I just glossed over while I was reading
First esl yotta perhaps

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>>46180
Everyone on this site is ESL except the 5 amerimutts on this joint

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Im going to add zooming and sfx once I get everything laid out but dis is what I got so far

>>46188
Also if you can OP send some of the basic assets like of the dnbs & items & characters, if you have the backgrounds saved that would also be giga

>>46207
Sure bro, I'll send a catbox file with all the important shi

>>46230
Once I finish of course

>>46181
I've seen other EFL countries, most notably the canadian who some what of a regular