- After being banished to roam the earth till the end times by God, the Wandering Jew first settled in Egypt. There, under the name "Hermes Trismagistus" he wrote the Corpus Hermeticum.
- Afterwards, he traveled the desert, meeting Ali, where he was appointed as "Imam Mahdi", until disappearing once more.
- Hundreds of years later, after returning to Europe, he became a mighty king of Wallachia, known as "Vlad Tepes." He fought tooth and nail for his people's freedom from the Ottoman reich.
- From Transylvania, there were rumors that a man who had lived centuries came to France, under the name "Comte de St Germain." Some realized he was the wandering Jew. Voltaire and Mozart, for example, met him at some point.
- He was later found in Russia, under the name "Ungern Sternberg." He led the Mongolians towards freedom, but sadly was crushed, narrowly escaping from death.
- After spending time in Asia, he moved down south, and using his magical powers, transformed his physique into that of an Asian. Claiming the identity of Ngô Đình Thục, and was later appointed as an archbishop.
- After spending his elder years randomly appointing SSPX and Palmarian bishops, he settled down in America, under the new identity of "Charlie Kirk." Candace Owens reports of conversations they had where Charlie Kirk revealed he had telepathy and time powers. However, Tyler
- Here, he went by the name of "Haslley Quieroz." He transitioned into a woman and changed his name to "Gabriela Schulz" or "Gabriela Castelo" as he LARPed on English speaking theology servers. He committed suicide because people found out that he was lying about being a 19 year old girl from Portugal when he was actually a Brazilian transgender in his 30s from the fucking Amazon rainforest. This brings us to his final identity:
- @redeemed_zoomer Can you respond to the allegations please?
