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 298030[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>298083>>298087

gemming up the SCP 'ki
Listen up 'teens
the SCP 'ki is full of troons, pedos, and brimmy in general. I think we could mine a lot of seetheralds if we managed to sneak a chuddy 'ticles on there. They'd have to be subtle enough not to get 'nished instantly *doe*.
This would be a longer term effort because they don't just let anyone post there. We'd have to falsefag for a few weeks.

 298031[Quote]>>298103

>instantly moved to /raid/
was it because i said "gemming up"?

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we're gonna need to heckin upvoot anything we sneek in there before the troon brigade shows up

 298036[Quote]>>298128

Concept for an article that we could sneak in (allegory for troonery)
<le reddit space
The cord
It's a sentient predatory power cord that fucks with the mind of anyone who plugs it in xheir PC. Its main gimmick is that it, once directly observed, causes a mental compulsion in the victim to swap out their old power cord with the anomulous one. Once it has been plugged in, it slowly turns the user into a groomer. It does this by mindraping the user by filling their pc with 'p(should not be mentioned outright), while getting the user to deny their own identity, believing xhey're someone and something entirely different than xhey actually are (this is where we can insert subtle references to tronnery the most), and transplanting wholesome imagery over the horrid shit xhey do. In the penultimate stage, the user will be glued to the screen so much xhey will be completely unable to perceive the real world around them.
Once it has achieved its goal, the cord will stretch itself to creep up on the chair of the user, wrap itself around xheir neck, and strangle them to death.
<another preddit space
This will of course need to be written in the style of their 'ki.

 298083[Quote]>>298098

>>298030 (OP)
We already know that troons are an IRL keter class cognitohazard

 298086[Quote]

>inb4 several dozen articles avout The Warrior Z like a modem day autistic parody of the illiad

 298087[Quote]

>>298030 (OP)
scp-rapeson o algo

 298088[Quote]

There's literally an article about aw dem wypipo an shieeet
https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-9009

 298089[Quote]>>298091

just make an obvious troon-coded #wholesome self insert character and you'll instantly get updooted in

 298090[Quote]>>298104

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holy brap we gotta psyop the ADL into thinking this gay ass article is actually about jews geg

 298091[Quote]>>298095

>>298089
Make it some kind of Zulu warrior who killed a bunch of anglos and got time traveled to day and wants to kill everyone in england or whatever there are like several diff scp that are heckin antiracist and shit youll get 1000000000 karma and reddit mod status for life

 298092[Quote]>>298100

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holy fucking brimstone…….

 298093[Quote]

remind trannies on the 'ki that scp originated from der 'cuck (evil all powerful chud raider site)

 298095[Quote]>>298097>>298099

>>298091
zulu trans warrior who killed a shit ton of anglos, and then add some gay ass interview section where the trans warrior is actually a heckin wholesome innocent little nigger thats just misunderstood and weally weally sad because of their heckin depression.

so it's actually not the bad guy or something o algo. xe is just sad and lonely and only wants to kill dem evil wypipo becuz its in OG troontopia dimension, wypipo are actually demons so the heckin trans girl is just confoosed

 298096[Quote]

ngl the funny part is that i have enough experience in writing clinical tone bullshit to write in the correct way for this shit

 298097[Quote]

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>>298095
>insert realistic depiction of a pooner panic attack somewhere in the interview section

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>>298083
erm ackshally xey would be considered a memetic hazard

 298099[Quote]>>298112

>>298095
Should we embed the ywnbaw copypasta with steno or something

 298100[Quote]

>>298092
geg they think they would say shit like this on reddit of all places

 298103[Quote]>>298112

>>298031
saying the word 'pedo' moves it to /raid/

 298104[Quote]>>298112

>>298090
We should remake the article to be about jeets seemingly being every single ceo

 298112[Quote]>>298125

i was thinking about ways of making a 'ticle about DNB but that'd get 'nished too quickly
>>298103
i shoulda known…
>>298104
>>298099
that'd be gemmy
also if you post your 'ticles there will be at least some troons that see through it. If you manage to make it subtle enough that you can plausibly deny what your article is ackchually about, you VVILL remind the troons to take xheir meds

 298125[Quote]

>>298112
we would have to insta nish this thread when it gets made trannies may find out quick if it's too obvious

 298128[Quote]

Unapproved media
Unapproved media
>>298036
ok this is the basic version
should i include a discovery log where the foundation is called by local cops on an obvious pedotroon ACKing? just in case the description itself doesn't get make them suspicious
if any of you have an idea how i can expand the social media reference in the third stage to be very obviously 'cord i'd appreciate that

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>>298128
>15 minutes anporvol
janjans… not like this

 298131[Quote]

>>298130
>>298128
30 minutes…

 298134[Quote]

>>298128
56 minutes…



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