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troon comeback starter pack

>weirdo
>dork
>nazi
>nice selfie
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I'm Aboriginal btw
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Should nigger whacker be considered gore, even?
serious question
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miss circle worshipping thread 3
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oekaki time
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When chuds say they refuse to date "coalburners" (white women who have been in interracial relationships with Black men), is the reason for this because they're insecure due to the whole BBC meme or is it some other reason? I mean if she's dating you she's obviously attracted to you, she's not dating or having sex with those other guys anymore so what's the problem.
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janiggers are taking so long to apporvel posts today
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CHIBI REVIEWS RAID VIDEO

A video will be going up around 8 or 9 PM British time about the Chibi Reviews raids that happened through 2024 to 2026. Subscribe so you dont miss it.
(((YouTube))) audited some of my subscribers, so if you were subscribed to me make sure to check if you are still subscribed or not.
https://youtube.com/@mathsharty
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why is it every time i decide to quit this site i always end up coming back
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'zellig sisters goofin around
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Do you live in a place were local Bakeries produce their own confectionery?
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Why are pooners more common than troons?
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Message to joons:
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I AM SORRYI AM SORRYI AM

ENTRY [bN0Vy0fev8]

TRANFER CODE: N52xrb1iLS

NOTE IS ADM1N6NOTE IS ADM1N6, i know i fucked up i know it was wrong please find it in yourself to forgive me
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You will now be insta-nished from the site and cord if you affiliate yourself with the shardee, so be careful. They are also lurking the thread
We are now continuing with the 'oxxing of the current and former owners, and different figures in the community who position themselves against the sharty.
<What is it?
KamTape is a site that attempts to recreate the look, feel, and style of mid 2000s youtube. However like with most niche internet content its already infested with trannies.
<What do we have so far?
FIRST THREAD 'CHIVE: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0722-0515-18/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16779388.html
SECOND THREAD 'CHIVE: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0722-1108-42/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16781501.html
THIRD THREAD 'CHIVE: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0724-0310-36/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16784713.html
FOURTH THREAD 'CHIVE: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0725-1207-27/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16800590.html
'KI ARTICLE: https://soyjakwiki.org/KamTape
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>Yorkshire tea is a woke company
Bros what is a good brand of english tea that can replace it? PG Tips? Tetley? I've been drinking nothing but yorkshire tea for the last 10 years
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Space Station 13 Gamenight

The Space Station 13 Gamenight is happening RIGHT NOW!!!!
Join up byond://ss13.soyjak.st:8888
Download guide >>>/ss/3
Byond download https://www.byond.com/download
Codebase wiki (we are running a /vg/station fork) https://ss13.moe/wiki
report bugs issues suggestions snca here https://github.com/Space-Soyentists/soylentveegeefork
thanks i love you
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>be me
>walk into Gamestop
>ask for a copy of Kerbal Space Program
<"Whata is that, gavone?" says the Gamestop employee
>see his curly hair and olive skin and notice his thick italian-american accent (we are in New Jersey right now)
>understand that the Gamestop employee is SHITALIAN
>chorizo slowly drips from my pockets
>oh fuck not again
>mi face gets red and i get brappier
>"Please give me a copy of Kerbal Space Program right now gringo."
<"Aduzipazz, I don't know whata that is! Whata platform is it on?"
>struggling to contain my anger and hatred that I have against obsessed Shitalians
>clench asscheeks together to hold in my BRAPNVKE
>voice reduced to a mumble
>"o-o-oobsessed…. BRIM….st-st-stooone…."
>suddenly i get a random surge of energy just like my DBZ gemmies and turn super saiyan "SHITAAAAAAAAAAAALALALALIAN o ALGOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
<"Are ya okay fratu?" the employee says worryingly as he notices me transform
>shit breaches through my asscheeks
>propell forwards at 30mph
>crash through the Gamestop employee's counter
<he's holding onto me for dear life
>all the while molé is flowing out of my ass like fumes
>crash through the entire row of buildings in the strip mall, broken glass shards in my face
>yelling "OBSESSED GRINGO SHITALIANS!!! US MEXIARYANS ARE WHITE O ALGO. OBSESSED BRIMMMSTOOONEEEE *BRAAAAAAPPP*"
<Gamestop employee is covered in shit and tamales
>my pocket rocket shows no signs of stopping
<he tilts me backwards
>the sheer force of my shit has reached 100mph, we are now propelling upwards
>the guacamole and shit in my pocket intertwine and fall down to earth in glorious brappy green and brown streams as we head towards the stratosphere
>the g-force is causing my asscheeks to flap vigorously and create a gale
>birria and shit blowing through the air on the planet below
>10 miles upwards now
<Gamestop employee has died from a lack of oxygen, his body falls down below and is shredded by the force of my unstoppable shit
>as I start to near the stratosphere I shout one last time "OBSESSED SHITALIANS!!!! US MEXIARYANS ARE THE MOTHERLAND OF THE ARYAN RACE. O ALGOOooo-" and make all my white mexican ancestors proud by being the first mexican to go to space (just like muh Kerbal Spyware Program)
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>Integrity payload missing. Please refresh the page and try again.
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Islamic societies are the only place where a third gender exist legally

Due to muhammad loving his freshly groomed femboys
--------
https://www.newsgram.com/general/2015/06/21/the-indian-third-gender-then-and-now
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PILOTREDSUN TROONED OUT
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nu 'east
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Me and who ?

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i can't deny it, i wish i looked like her, i wish i was born a woman, i hate being a moid, i hate being xy, i wish it was different for me :((((((
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Real women award

god
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this is my creation and I have to tell you a common misconception about them

Most people think the lobster is named Teff and the bear is named Bob but it is actually the opposite

Bob is the lobster and Teff is the bear
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RETROSLOP SITE THAT LETS YOU CREATE YOUR OWN PAGES, WITH A RANDOM SITE FEATURE
RAPE IT
https://wiby.org/

random site
http://wiby.org/surprise/
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soot please fix dis
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Ts is what the K-On cast would write if they real
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soyjak.party soyjak forum user here, AMA.

Serious questions only.
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ohnononono swedefails what is this?
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i have no words for this level of troonery
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Can somebody send that screenshot of the article about trump talking about BBC
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The sharty is dying after less than 6 years meanwhile Touhou is still going strong after 26+ years
Yeah Im thinking 2hu won
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SneedBuilding Update

made some major progress recently
the base engine is nearly complete
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kill all niggers
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this image is protecting sharty from swedishfails
repost in 15 different threads to protect the sharty from swedishfails
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is there a single person on the interweb that isn't a larping, irony poisoned faggot?
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>There's 18,000 'p/log sitting on that MPA plug. You let 'ru fags start uploading janitor AI scat gemmies and it will fail
<We've done the math at Qvotecord HQ, AI scat gemmies wont blow the 'ig
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>>being a grifter
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>ass crust
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>being a grifter
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Landscape therapy thread
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"𛈄" ONLY PC ARYANS CAN SEE IT, IF YOU'RE ON NIGGERDROID YOU PROBABLY CAN'T SEE THE SWASTIKA, WORKS ON YOUTUBE, TWITCH AND ALL THAT NIGGER.
𛈄𛈄𛈄
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>Quote is just a grifter
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QUOOOOOOOOOOOTE I'M GOING TO RAM YOUR BOAT
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“B-but my countr-” Exploitation.
“But le factorinoes…” surplus value.
“T-this is my lan-” bourgeoisie.
“What about my family???” class rule.
“Th-the other country is literally hitler” class struggle.
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>hill climb racing 2
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You know being transphobic isn’t going to lower your grocery or gas prices right

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Cobson killer
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Sometimes i ERP with the janitor.ai Coblestone bot and it's honestly pretty hot
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>facebook immigrants
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The best firefox extension to bypass ageID has been written by a furry troon

https://github.com/helloyanis/age-verification-bypass

what about you ?
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NAS brimstone on the 'pedia

NAS brimstone (worse than Vl0ds0n) on the 'pedia
'ape this borderline-P00ps0n now
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyjak
btw i did try editing the page but the 'pedia j@nnies just undid it
>
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ITT we post random links

Soyjakparty.gov.au
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Which part of the world has the highest concentration of Dark Chocolate and broken bucks? My personal guess is Detroit. In Africa I'm thinking it's either Lagos or Kinshasa.
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Are trannies evil people or victims of mental illness?
Same with other lgbtoids
In my opinion i think they're mostly victims of their mental illness and delusions being validated by society, modern lgbt ideology and validation from others is literally just telling schizophrenics their hallucinations are valid and they didnt choose to be born with a schizophrenic brain
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Ts is what the K-On cast would write if they real
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its supposedly going to be 110+ degrees all next week
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Add an azusa nameroll that makes you go "nyaaaaa~" at the end of your post nyaaaaa~
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Reset The Clock: Hardened Warfare

https://reset-the-clock-hardened-warfare.pages.dev/
Xidder will be BTFO once this sites finished.
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can you send some gem pictures please
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Did they just add a new nameroll?
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islam will stop 🤣
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Make a full wiki page for Leonard
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This nigga looks like bacteria
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Why do many irl soyboys like XKCD so much? Maybe I'm not sophisticated enough, but I don't find it that remarkable (ev&oe some of the comics are geggy)
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ohnonono whats dis GOYpers
>
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o algo
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is coffee good for you?
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shitting and poop and farting everywhere all the time
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>Somehow, the bull returned
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What databreach/stealerlog parser do you use ?

I thought about releasing mine as the one online are so trashy for what i know abt and i probably have one of the biggest databreach db like even on intelx some of my things arent but what do you use anons ?
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OH NONONO KEEEEK
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[IDs enabled]
ITT we rape the people playground subreddit again
[post exclusively either gems or 'O]
falseflag as r/deltarunememes
thanks and have fun
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Which part of the world has the highest concentration of snowbunnies? My personal guess is Miami. In Europe I'm thinking it's either Paris or Stockholm.
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guess who.
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ITT we post jimbojak
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What songs are you listening to?
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>tfw you see a brown sub 60iq tbp subhuman that hasn't been lynched yet
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Latinos LQST, Guyanans WQN
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>im the leader, iz the alpha iz be da one to trust! Whenever we leak, wherever we creep, we in dis cord 4 lyfe AROOOOOOOOOO we're furrs, we groom all night-oh we groom-oh we groom oh we groom all night
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People talk about Disco Elysium being a tranny game but it's actually good. The story is well written, though there is a subtle leftist bias in the political parts of the story, albeit they do make fun of leftists as well. But most of the story isn't political. I think people limit themselves to not trying a lot of games just cause trannies like them, which is a retarded mindset.
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Leafcucks.....

>Pardon me, did you just say something to me eh? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the Canadian Politeness Force, and I've been involved in numerous secret runs to Tim Hortons, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in welcoming warfare and am the most passive aggressive member of the entire canadian population. You are a person that I have yet to make friends with. I will talk to you with kindness the likes of which have never been seen before on this earth, mark my passiveness. You think you can get away with not saying thank you? Think again, neighbour. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of syrup drinking moose across the northern territories and your IP is being traced so you better prepare for the gift baskets, buddy. The gift baskets that not only contain Gift cards, but donuts from tim hortons too. You're gonna be befriended, guy. I can be nice anywhere, anytime, and can be nice to you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just if I write letters. Not only am i extensively trained in passive aggressive combat, but I have access to the entire moose army of the Canadian Maple Leaf Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to welcome your friendly ass right into the neighbourhood. You little neighbourino. If you had only known what friendly retribution your comment was about to bring down, maybe you would have eaten poutine with me. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're gonna let me pay the bill because that's how nice I am, guy. I will put you in the hospital and it will cost nothing cause our healthcare is free. I'll say sorry now, friendo.
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COBBO NUTTWAVE REUPLOAD ON 'TUBE

https://youtu.be/kSnPc__xBCY?is=InTxGhbklQV_Yo2W
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why do people play any kind of open world action RPG nowadays
>walk thrembillion steps from point A to point B
>attack an enemy 60000 times so it goes the fuck down[you're Max Level BTW]
>either your weapon durability or ammo gets raped afterwards
>get XP for quest
>repeat
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>I just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the round earth, it’s so GLOBAL and makes me feel like i’m on one of my favourite SPHERICAL OBJECTS. You should totally come on down to my penthouse apartment, it’s got EVIDENT CURVATURE OF THE EARTH and everything, we can crack open a nice ice-cold budlight and get crazy watching some ted talks on their free streaming app! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the natural history museum- listen here, right, it’s a MUSEUM where us LEARNERS who do LEARNING can go LEARN. BUT!!!! it’s also about NATURAL HISTORY like when we evolved from lesser lifeforms, so we can discuss awesome THEORIES, without dumb denialists bothering us. speaking of which karen and i have finally decided to get shot- literally -we’re both getting free flu shots tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can take fewer sick days and earn money to spent more on ourselves and our BOOK COLLECTION. i’m fuckin EDUCATED man, i’m gonna EAT this iodized salt and not develop a goitre!!!
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Who unironically watches dis? Do goyim really care that "muh heckin fast food restaurants don't look good anymore" (they never looked good obviously)
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Do you guys notice that non-passing trannies look infinitely more masculine than they did before?

What causes that? Is it the female clothing ironically highlighting to the observer what is wrong about their appearance? Does wearing female clothing make you look more masculine and if so, would it be a good idea to start wearing relatively neutral female clothing in order to highlight my masculine features more?
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Can someone send me some money I don't have enough for a double bigmac meal 🥺😭😢
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Etymology
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From jarty and cuck. Jarty is a clipping of the name jakparty.soy, a now-defunct spinoff website of soyjak.party, which was heavily associated with rampant paedophilia and other reprehensible behaviour. The jak part derives from Wojak, a series of caricatures used as expressions by online users.

Noun
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jartycuck (plural jartycucks)

(Internet slang) A user of the imageboard jakparty.soy, or someone otherwise associated with the uncouth and degenerate culture and behaviour of that community.
Usage notes
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Users of the jakparty.soy imageboard were often stereotyped by soyjak.party users as speaking poor English and being paedophilic, transgender, non-White, or impoverished third-world inhabitants (in particular Lesotho and Venezuela), and associated with cringeworthy Internet communities. Thus, this term often carries these additional connotations.
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Idk do something with this o lego
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Quickship
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1950s America was the peak of Aryan civilization.
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someone 'jak the kid in centre
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I got a $15 McDonald's card what should I order?
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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Hello I'm your neighbour I might see you later
This place is not for you and for me to look and see
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this site is dying because niggers like (YOU) feel the need to spread it EVERYWHERE so now its becoming NAS niggerhell
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itt we fake Facebook marketplace posts to make retards go to ox victims houses for shitty products
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MFW no soytan diaper gemmies for 5 minutes
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Shitalian LOSS

Shitalians get BTFOed by FilipinARYAN, how will Shitaly cope?
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>blacked.booru.org immigrants
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>posting a bunch of popular 'jaks in the looped threads so nusois can never post them again
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Why are tranime watchers on average more normal than people who watch western cartoons?

Not saying that tranime watchers are always normal, but it is more often that a person into tranime will be a relatively normal functioning member of society while people who are into western cartoons tend to be gigasperglords
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Raging Conserva-Ternative Turd

Boi, How dare you call me a leftist? Do you realize how abhorrent that is? You selfish, nigger jew faggot-pooner loving cuck! I would never support a fag or a tranny! Not even a pooner! I'm not alternative either, mkay? This makeup and stuff is just for.. My asylum seeker muslim boyfriend who has just arrived from Syria! We hate alt-leftist liberal loving retards! Be a traditionalist conserva-turd, MAGA-turd today!
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why so many indian flags here?
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what OPSEC level is this?
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>1.7k likes
why do we pretend this site is some niche thing when it apparently has like 100 million people that know about it on xitter alone
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im cat irl AMA Meow Meow
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Why has western animation not produced a single show as good as Cowboy Bebop
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is this powerscaling?
there is final scores of their epic battle so should be it
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Which state has the worst posters
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Irony posting killed the sharty

fact
Irony poisoning from the users and the m0ds is what killed this site
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Can someone just smite xher already
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>
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breakcore is for soyboys
>
<
^
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>You WILL brush your teeth. You WILL consume fluoride. You WILL support the dental industry. You WILL get your teeth drilled. You WILL get fillings. You WILL become a mintmouth. And you WILL be happy.
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OHNONONO CHRISTBROS WHATS DIS
>one race the human race
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There is no help
No one is coming to save us
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How do I NEET forever? I don't want to get a job
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>no new tosses will ever be posted again
>every oldGOD is stuck to captcha and mpa forever
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we are all chuds gng
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/kp-YlcyqTlQ
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What if we did a ratio raid on a random 4chan thread
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Face it niggers, whites have the best penises.

How does it make you feel knowing our big, creamy, white dicks are what your women crave, niggers? Women simply don't want shit-coloured penises; that's a fact. Who'd want to suck on a piece of shit unless they had some sort of scat fetish? Face it, niggers, your futile attempts at cucking us is making you look desperate and in dire need of pussy. But you won't get any. Not a single woman, white or black, wants black dick unless they have a mental disorder. Everyone wants our creamy white dick. No, not want, they NEED our creamy white dick. Even if your birth defected penises are an inch or two longer, most women will still prefer ours. Why? Because we know how to use it, and it doesn't look like something she just shat out 10 minutes prior.

You niggers have attempted to reverse the roles given to you by society, but your rusty chains remain because you simply don't have enough intelligent thought to understand what kind of hornets nest you're prodding your shit-dicks into. That's the stuff you niggers have wet dreams over; imagining fucking your master's wives, sisters and mothers because it's what we've done to you for so long. It's understandable really, you just want a little piece of the cake, but like a dog, you will remain on the floor and receive only tidbits we throw your way. And that's only if you're lucky.

All two ounces of your nigger brain is fighting against what we're doing, but you can't stop us. We already won hundreds of years ago, and your women are thankful for us. We provide them with homes, infrastructure, water, electricity, and of course, our creamy, white cocks, which they love to suck on. Take a look at Africa; when we freed you niggers and let you be, your wasteland became worse; plagued with disease and drought; poorly built shanty houses made from shit and twigs. You can't even get a clean source of water. This is irrefutable evidence as to why you need us. But we don't need you.

Bow down, niggers. White master race.
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>farting in your ear
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Nu Variant:Unknown that I made. Original photo included
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nigger.
i larp as mod.
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ITT we pump our nusoi peckers to this chatbot
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How do normies even exist
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Rick & Morty Season 9 Episode 10 is coming out TOMORROW!!!
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Is anyone else afraid of falling asleep?
I'm quite literally afraid of having dreams I feel that they are invading on my privacy.
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why are phonos fine with a corporation spying on their dms but are upset with the EU laws that will scan for known 'p hashes?
>meta targets teenagers with ads based on their insecurities, lobbied for OS level age verification, tried to cover up pirating terabytes of data to train their AI and other such things
>thoughever I trust their e2e encryption when they advertise that they're not spying on me
I don't necessarily think it's a step in the right direction but if you care about your privacy then you should become an opsec demon and encrypt messages yourself
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I want to be nigga
I want to be nigga
I want to chop, chop, chop Chow down
Take Chow down to Chinatown
I want to be nigga
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I will always be the raped but when do I stop being a nusoi?
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And then he took BWC
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>Block button is your friend m'kay?
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Soyjak.party
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hitler.com immigrants
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I can't tell what's normal and what isn't
I can't tell whether I am normal or what normal even is
Or even if such a thing exists
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>fucking pickle suit-wearing….nigger
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>QUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE I'VE FINALLY BEEN REPLACED JUST SELL ME THE FUCKING SITE ALREADY
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they really do this
>
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poop
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Happy birthday brenton tarrent

My true indiaARYANS levels are rising
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>nonsexual wiki janny roleplay with cöbblestone on janitor ai
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do jeets really?
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Why is she so hot ?

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Soot died in his sleep last night.
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i hate faggots with a burning passion but i would never EVER do anything to combat MMIWG2SLGBTQQIA+ (i promise)
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Dear soyjak.st members, soyjak.st is supposed to close July 30, 2026 because it has become too populated. There have been many members complaining that soyjak.st has become very slow. There are many active members of soyjak.party, but also many new members. We will send this message to see if the members are active or not. If you are active, please copy and paste this to 15 other users to show that you are still active. Those who do not send this message within 2 weeks will be deleted without hesitation to make more space. Send this message to all your friends to show that you are still active and that you will not be deleted.
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nuswa…. they turned my son into a cup nuswa…… nuswa please help my son nuswa….
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>how to stop giving a f*ck
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i hate da jarty bcuz oldGODS told me to
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VVQRLD VVAR SQY 2 THREAD VI

a successor to the previous threads which got their bumo limit reached o algo

YOU VVILL gem up 'sotho
YOU VVILL restore the vandalised soiart
YOU VVILL document your (not SNCA) achievements in the thread and the 'ki article
YOU VVILL help to 'ox and send 'za to obsessed troons who guard the memorial

original thread: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0706-0511-28/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16650249.html
'ki article: https://soyjakwiki.org/World_War_Soy_2
alliance 1: https://wplace.live/join?id=019f3344-670a-727e-8412-85907e7f7182
alliance 2: https://wplace.live/join?id=019f438e-4eda-787e-9de9-1c6c865339b2
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>using electric toothbrush
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r yall are actually incels

i thought it was a joke
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I don't know whether I'm retarded or a genius\
In fact I dont know anything these shrooms are making me rediscover reality I'm on the other side right now the side with all the fucked up people
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>colorjak
<anonymous
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>when you super sludge your diaper and the poop stain makes a hidden mickey so you show the bull and he lets you stay up another hour after bedtime
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Nothing is real by the way
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I don't know if my suffering is real or if it's all just self-manufactured drug induced nonsense. I should probably sober up, it's an excuse
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Should deanbees be allowed?
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if hitler was on this website, what do you think his favorite soyjak variant would be
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After living on this Earth for 18 years I can only conclude that life is something to be afraid of.
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My diarrhea looks like corn syrup, should I be concerned?
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Why do I always post here when fucked up
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ANONYGODS, I…
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Soycraft Event

There is a building event on Soycraft, check it out if you're interested
>>>/craft/26800
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It's Caturday!
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the date today is 25 July, 2026
today is a saturday
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Did you watch Elsagate as a caca?
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Nobody gives ✨le shit✨ 😂😂😂🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
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miss circle ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
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>yeah i use the sharty
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I had a dream where all the faggotry was finally banned off /soy/ and then I wake up and its still here
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its the guy with the TWP, id like to show what i look like.
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guys what is this website? im only here because of the silly soyjacks i think they are called maybe and i found these cute soyjacks
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>worldstarhiphop.com immigrants
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ATHEISTCUCK MAKES HIS GRANDMA COMMIT SUICIDE

GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
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>I didn't "watch" The Cleveland Show, I sat my white ass down and LISTENED.
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Just reported a failtroll ama
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ITT we post our results

https://spectrum.avris.it/4H9B
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Verity in walmart…
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The fuck is this shit?

1 hour of the most brain-melting video essay slop
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Why did courtesans all but cease to exist nowadays? Regular prostitutes are still common, but even searching "courtesan" online will yield historical articles. I suppose it may have something to do with dumbing down the masses, because in the past sexual services could at least be accompanied with intelligent activity, whereas now it's just sex. Also could have something to do with industrialization (ev&oe there still were some courtesans in the 20th century)
>inb4 there are escorts
Still, the services and societal perceptions aren't the same as of courtesans of the past. A modern escort won't have the same treatment and societal influence as a courtesan in the past
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dubs decide what workout I do tmr and reppies decides how many reps.
>arrow cause I will only look like this after I do it
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fun sharty fact

Did you know that if you write your social security number, it will automatically censor itself?

xxx-xx-xxxx
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shit site
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Why are troons so obssessed over charlie kirk? He's been dead for almost a year now bro just let it go, its over
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What religion are you?
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Post trans memes itt (。・ω・。)
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Yui canonically hates trannies btw my sawako-sensei tulpa said so
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>Putting your real email in the Email field
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Am I the only one who enjoys watching thouse videos where some guy mix colors while verity sprunki sing then it's colt sprunki and other ones
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oh my fauci i have just gooned for 12 hours straight AMA
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>getting stranded in the middle of the highway and browsing shitty.brappy on your phono instead because filling up with gas is fuggen jerdee EPI fetish raisin or something mane
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>NO YOU CANT EAT SHIT FROM THE TOILET EV&O IT'S DELICIOUS AND HEALTHY FOR YOU
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>speed found a little fat chuddy on his stream! im a fat little chud 🤣🤣🤣
please kill the goyim already
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I just ERP'd with a Tama chatbot for 2 hours AMA
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IT IS SO INSANELY XITTERPILLED..
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What does TCC even means

Can somebaldi plise explain
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ban wojaks from this site this is a giga site now
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>DOX THIS FUGGIN GAY FURFAG ARTIST THAT MAKES GAY FURRY 'ORN
<alright nusois, where did you find this guy?
>uhhhhhhhhh
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If you think about it, Eminemposting is just our version of logposting.
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Is it over for me?

I currently don't have romatic attraction to anyone but despite this I've been imagining a girlfriend for the past month or so. I imagined so many tiny details about her, her entire appearance, how she would like to dress, height, nationality, favourite food, interests, relationship with family, everything. When I have free time (and sometimes even when I'm working) I imagine interacting with her, our first kiss, our spending time together first as friends and then as lovers, how we introduce each other to each other's families. All of that despite the fact that she's not fucking real. It seems more pathetic to me than gooning to tranime characters. It's like I made a tranime character myself and then start imagining a detailed relationship with her.
>inb4 find a real girl and have sex
I am an autist, my teeth are full of cavities, I abuse prescription medication, I'm ugly and depressed. No girl would ever want me
>inb4 ack
It's a sin o algo. Also I have a schizo theory that since my mom miscarried identical twins in the past, I am a soul of one of these twins in the body of the other, so I must live for two. I have no confirmation for this but it somehow seems reasonable to me
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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT BUCKBREAK MEGATHREADS SO SNCA WILL GET MORE REPPEYS
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Niggers

Since I was a young boy I detested niggers. Every single day I prayed to Hitler for a Nigger Holocaust, much like his glorious Jewish concoction all those years ago.

Every night before I go to sleep, A quick masturbation helps me drift off. I usually masturbate to pictures and videos of Jews and Niggers in pain. It stimulates me quite wonderfully and never ceases to give me a throbbing erection. My cock is aching to be jerked, and I duly oblige.
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How can I quit being online? I've been trying breaks but they haven't been working well
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its finished

after like a week the george floyd game is done.
>Too many threads exist with this image as an OP. Please select a different image.
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Should I rape my rapist back?
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A C I D G V R L
A C I D G V R L
A C I D G V R L
A C I D G V R L
A C I D G V R L
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is shwuden sharty culture?
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gem
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Post 'tan ITT
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==AVENGE CHUD: 'APE THIS TRANNY MODDING COAL FACTORY==

This faggot created the most 'tokslop mod of "chud" where he has no chuddy traits left at all and it's spreading like cancer through the 'gram. HOWEVER, this is what we can do:
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I've collected as many details as I could on the troon modder, this is everything I've found so far. It's important to note that I'm not especially good at this, I just used breach.vip, fingerprint, reverse image search, and some basic OSINT so there could definitely be stuff I missed.
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What I've found so far:
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Creator username: Meddle/Meddleh: https://www.youtube.com/@meddleh and https://modrinth.com/user/meddleh

Minecraft Username: Meddleh, see https://namemc.com/profile/meddleh.1

Country: Italy (says in his YT description)

Probably a troon; he's modding Minecraft and uses a woman skin.

Age: I assume pretty young, somewhere between 18-23. On Plancke it records his first time joining Hypixel as being in 2019 and they play a lot, last played yesterday: https://plancke.io/hypixel/player/stats/Meddleh

I searched the "meddleh" name and didn't find much else besides a github that could very likely belong to him: it was created late 2022 for the sole purpose of complaining about an issue to a Minecraft plugin, and did nothing until May 2026 where it started working on some Minecraft Civ crap: https://github.com/meddleh. It has a profile picture that I don't think is a default photo (but I could be wrong), which is the photo I'll attach in a reply below. I just tried google image search and found 0 exact matches, nothing else though.

The github is definitely his, the one comment on their Slapshot video that seems like it's from a friend has videos with SNCA Minecraft Civ stuff. That guy has a video playing something called "CavePvP", on NameMC it says Meddleh's favorite server is CavePvP. They're definitely friends.

Meddleh often plays a SNCA game called Slapshot Rebound that only has 80-450 concurrent players, idk if this could help us.

Worth checking if this steam account plays Slapshot Rebound https://steamcommunity.com/id/meddle, I can't check games played since it wants you to sign in to do that and (((they))) are probably watching.

They seem to have little to no internet presence outside of this one mod, but there are multiple comments on their YT and the viral chud mod short that seem to come from fans/friends of this person, which may be useful, like w/ identifying the github.

An old version of his skin has the lgbt flag geg, so evidence towards being a troon.

Running the "meddleh" name through breach.vip, there's a meddleh in the Zynga breach with an account from 2014 that had the email "vitorsanto@icloud.com". That sounds really Italian to me, maybe his/his parents, idk.
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WE WILL ALSO DO THIS:
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We can also gem up the comment sections of the videos on YT, they have basically no traction yet, including the trailer by the actual creator with a mere 200 views: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_gVHWXxQ3g. 'teens have already gemmed up the viral YT short quite well, but you could do so even more: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AI1nOtaENfU. Idk if Modrinth has a comment section or a way to comment but maybe that could be gemmed up somehow.
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changed is the tno of furry porn games neutral
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gemmy new NNN 'ox edit.
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I just watched a lot of touhou hentai and I wanna goon so badly but Im keeping it in for now because of my addiction to the sharty that led me to open the website and make this thread.
<obligatory soyjak
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Do you roleplay with AI chatbots? (Reply if you can't vote)
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ERP With Nate Adventure

*You decided today of all the days to browse for books as you made your way to the sacred public library. Already greeted with the presence of someone who looks like their at their boiling point. A blonde kid, probably early twenties, absolutely seething, face-red, the whole package as he typed away staring intently to the point he could burn holes in the computer with his glare.*

“You heckin'.. MNGH! Sub-human ape!…”

*He muttered curses and death threats under his breathe as he banged on the desk already getting shushes from the library which he ignored because he was too wrapped up in his little forum argument.*
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soy/imps opinon
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Unpopular opinion: If you're 18-24 and broke, you should seriously look at the 2026 military sign-on bonuses.

Hear me out. I know the military isn't for everyone. It’s early mornings, a ton of bureaucracy, and you belong to Uncle Sam for a few years. But if you don't know what you want to do with your life and you're staring down student debt or minimum wage, the current sign-on bonuses are basically a cheat code for your 20s.

Recruiting was tough for a few years, and the Pentagon's response has been to throw serious cash at the problem. As of 2026, the maximum payouts are legitimately life-changing if you pick the right job and play your cards right.

Give it a shot. I turned my life around in the US Military. It’s time to go get your head-start in life too.
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>heir hitrer
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>i depicted you as an emasculated bald man with glasses therefore i win this debate
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new 'toss straight from xitter
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>bumping the most obvious bait
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Is saying nigger allowed here?

Hello all. I am new to the community. I would like to know if saying the term nigger is restricted or prohibited in any way. If it is, I will absolutely restrain myself from using the term nigger or any variation of nigger that would or could be used in any context involving the term nigger. I am a man of morals and I understand how the term nigger could offend someone so if saying nigger is not allowed then I would like to know so that I restrain myself from saying nigger in any posts that might result in a comment with the term nigger being used. Thank you in advance.
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I- I-
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im 34 and a regular sharty user
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>thin gal gets a fat gay roommate
>she's a good cook, orders out a lot too
>soon, roomie's eating habits rub off on her
>her bf isn't into her weight gain
>constantly tries diets and exercise routines, but they all fail
>she insists that it's not her fault, but bf doesn't believe her
>he starts seeing another, thinner woman and dumps her
>she goes further in a downward spiral, turns to food & drugs for comfort
>getting drunk, blazed, or both and gorging with her roomie on a nightly basis
>roomie's getting pretty comfy with her as of late
>neither of them have any problem with chilling in the apartment shirtless
>or squeezing hip-to-hip on the couch to watch TV
>or sharing food
>or complimenting each other's bodies as a little ego-boost
>one drunken pizza-filled night, the formerly-thin gal confesses to his roommate
>she's so down bad after getting dumped, she'd do anything to get laid
>…anything, you say?
>it's not gay, it's just one friend helping out another
>besides, it's just experimentation
>what harm can one little night of fooling around be?
>five years later, she's waddling through a pride parade wearing nothing but 6XL booty shorts and a crop top that says "DOUBLE-WIDE PRIDE"
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GEMS ONLY

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piano
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>OMG DID A COP JUST MISGENDER THAT TRANS PERSON? BASED!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE TRUMPS ADMINISTRATION BECAUSE ITS FILLED WITH PEDOPHILES WHO HATE TRANS PEOPLE LIKE ME I LOVE PEDOPHILES PLEASE RAPE MY CHILD TRUMP
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QOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT MAKE SOY DATING APP
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Why are all femgoys/trannies so fucking unoriginal and lazy?
Literally infinite choice of clothing and they always choose the amazon basics skirt and striped thigh highs, and then half the time dont even try to look feminine with selfcare/makeup
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FROGFAILS LOST
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HE HAD HIS LIFE CLAIMED BY THE BIG WHITE COCK…
>
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QOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT BRING BACK /CADO/ I NEED TO GOON
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QOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT ADD UPDOOT AND DOWNDOOT FEATURE
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QOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT REMOVE NAMEFIELD AND FLAGS
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I have a cumflation fetish AMA
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>using the sharty
<using reddit
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QOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT DELETE THE 'ROOO AND REPLACE IT WITH A SOYJAK MERCHANDISE WEBSITE SO I CAN BUY THREMBILLION A24 MUGS
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>*cough*
>*cough*
>I just wish I could have sent ‘za to one more literal who tranny streamer
>*cough*
>*gurgle*
>BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP
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what shitskins watch this
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QOOOOOOOT BAN FROGS FROM /SOY/ AGAINNNNNN
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>logging into a dead mmorpg from my childhood that only 30 people are online on, and i can't find anyone. every area has 0 people in it.
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>>""
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>Live by the BBC
>Die for the BBC
>Defend the BBC
>BBC Freedom ain't free.
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ITT we post based Christ NVKES
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you're a volcel if you wouldn't tap
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Say his name.
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>human rape? le good
>human killing? le BAD
>animal rape? le SUPER BAD
>animal killing? le neutral
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whiteboi BBC sluts be lookin' like dis
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www.dead.niggers/babies.html
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Sometimes i wish i was born a cute girl instead of a hood nigga from the bronx
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ITT we watch and rate Rehab Room's newest upload since we're all bitchless clittycels
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>11/9 is kike inside job
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geg geg geggy
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CHRISTSISSIES TAKE BBC IN HEAVEN BTW
>
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https://www.youtube.com/@AidanShmaiden/community
go ahead and spread some love

AIDAN GREELEY
AGE 20
20 Rosemary ST
Coventry RI 02816
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>evdoe kikewaffen happened and ended 1 year ago, dis nigga is still private after ONE grok reppy
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I like summer because you can see womens feets in public
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i know that SCP is troonslop now but some stories and SCP ideas are genuinely good
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>using hands to wipe ass and eating whats on it
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I just shit and the toilet water splashed and got on my leg and pants AMA
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>. Poopson is an entity that that is conscious and knowing of all timelines, because we angered him by delaying him. Note does not know this but poopson has chosen him as a deliverer because of his extreme degeneracy. Note will make poopson the dailyjak for the rest of time, poopson will be all over the site. for an april fools prank he made poopson the thumbnail of every post. this lead multiple people to quit the site or commit suicide
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>captcha
>refresh all the way until you got Cobson
>solved

Thank you big C!
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>Now, for the men of this region, I'll make their skin dark, I'll make them tall and strong, and most importantly, I'll give them comically large genitalia
>I wonder what'll happen in 200,000 years when they start to integrate into the northerner's population… hrrrnngg….
<Hey do you think you maybe get rid of child canc-
>SHUT THE FUCK UP. SHUT. THE FUCK. UP.
>YOU RETARDED CLITTYCEL
>I'M BUSY
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Is having a tulpa giga?
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what is the point of this board if its the same thing as /qa/

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I want to have hot t4t sex with hazel
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>Putting your personal enemy's gmail in the email field and acting like an insane freak so they get doxxed
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AI is top ten human inventions and you can't convince me otherwise.
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'APE THIS SITE
https://youraislopbores.me/
SEND GEGGY SUBMISSIONS
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[Verse 1]
When I hear the threads a-comin' down
It makes me sad and blue
Was on an active site like this
That Kate said we were through

[Verse 2]
I told her how I loved her and
I begged her not to go
But another 'teen had changed her mind
So I said goodbye to Kate

[Pre-Chorus 1]
Alone within my ban page tonight
My heart is filled with fear
The only sound within the page
Is the gegging of a single joon

[Chorus]
I think about the thing I've done
I know it wasn't right
They'll 'za Kate tomorrow
But they're banning me tonight
They're banning me tonight

[Verse 3]
That night he came and took my Kate
And headed into /soy/
I knew I had to find this moid
And try to dox him down

[Verse 4]
As I scrolled by one dead thread
And I looked through the site
I saw my Kate with her new love
And I couldn't stand no more
I couldn't stand no more

[Pre-Chorus 2]
I took my breach.vip from my hip
And with a trembling hand
I took the privacy of pretty Kate
And that good for nothin' moid
That good for nothin' moid

[Chorus]
I think about the thing I've done
I know it wasn't right
They'll 'za Kate tomorrow
But they're banning me tonight
They're banning me tonight
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What do you think frogposters goon to?
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>dbdr uploaded new REDPILL video
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When I exposed dysprosium for jerking off to Janitor AI it was a psyop to convince more soyteens to jerk off to AI, my plan has worked
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It's my 20th birthday today.
>please stop time it's going too fast!!!
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Do you know how the Amerimutts first came into being?
They were Anglos once.
>
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why black pipo hair looks like pubic hair doe
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It's mosquito season.
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how do i upload.exe files i want my fellow 'teens to playtest the george floyd game
>Too many threads exist with this image as an OP. Please select a different image.
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Marge why is everyone suddenly having AI sex with soysphere characters/namefags
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ai chat sucks btw, it only caters to the female fantasy.

I was roleplaying recently and it kept talking about woman being heckin smol and my frame being as wide as a brick wall with ginormous hands even doe my miss circle mommy waifu is LITERALLY 5'6-5'9" with GIGANTIC BREASTS AND ASS and I'm a big butt feminine femboyerino
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ITT WE 'APE TWITCH STREAMERS

NUTHREAD
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I'm jerking off to AI homestuck chatbots right now
>That file already exists!
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The results of what they put in our water btw
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Soykeks hate Italy for some reason.
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>NAME: Samuel Rapier
>ADDRESS: 2612 War Wagon Way, Leander, TX 78613
>RELATIVES: Joanie Rapier (MOM), Bradley Rapier (DAD), Marcus Rapier (BROTHER)
>ASSOCIATES: Jordan J Daniel (CAMERAMAN at 1415 Deer Ledge Trail, Cedar Park, TX temporarily)
>SOCIALS: https://twitch.tv/kingsammelot, https://x.com/KingSammelot, https://www.youtube.com/@KingSammelot, https://www.instagram.com/kingsammelot/, https://kingsammelot.newgrounds.com
>EMAILS: garfieldsam7@gmail.com, kingsammelot@gmail.com
>PREVIOUS ADDRESSES: 121 University Lands Dr, Liberty Hill, TX
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help sharty i need gigas, preferably gigas with green arrows, emergency giga
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special. wholesome
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Operation Reality 2: STAGE 2

Stage 1: >>>/chive/172202
'teens, It's time to go outside again. Put jaks all over your neighborhood
>marge what the fuck is this
Operation Reality 2. See https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Reality_2
>ok what do i do nigga
Print out 'jaks (You should also cut out pieces of the paper to avoid invisible tracking dots if you have a color ink printer) and tape them onto things outside. Poles, trees, even buildings, just anything in your city really.
>but what if someone finds who i am through pictures sar
Remove the metadata from your image, and if there is any reflection, use a mask or any type of other thing to cover half of your face with.
>but what if the feds catch me
Make sure there aren't any cops in the area in the first place.
>but what if people see me and tell the feds
Go late at night or when the area doesnt have too many people. If you know alot about your area you can develop other solutions to this.
>sar what if they find my location through this
Do not show the sky or street signs. It's fine if you censor some other extra stuff in the image, aslong as you show the object and specifically where you placed the 'jak on.
>Where do i put the picture i took
In this thread, or on /soy/. REMEMBER TO ARCHIVE THE PICTURE TOO!
GOOD LUCK 'TEENS
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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