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▶ №16785586[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>16785610>>16786075>>16786089>>16787950>>16787962

Soyteens, if you had the wish what would you wish for? I would wish for every haslab figure, both future and present to be in my possession.

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>>16785586 (OP)
to be the king of the world

▶ №16785612[Quote]>>16785626

smaller penis

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Brian griffin in real life

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Become a trillionaire so i can take away all of your rights and shit in your water tank. (Don't worry i'm actually very nice once you get to know me)

▶ №16785625[Quote]>>16785687

i would wish for quote to SID

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>>16785612
wait thats smart because then they would give you a vagina so you finally be a real woman!

▶ №16785631[Quote]>>16785651>>16785666>>16788170

I unironically wish I had a BLACKED note to use on sexual degenerates. If some tranny, furry, queer, etc. I see is being an obnoxious shit I would like to send niggers to their house to violently rape them with 9 inch BBCs, and show them how fun that faggotry really is. I want my own personal nigger rape squadron. I would be like oddly enough like light yagami from death note enacting justice upon the scum of the world with the power of black bvlls.

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I would wish that scientist with "nigger" as a last name would discover something significant so it would've been named after him

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i would wish that all the land on earth was at swapped with water and all the oceans were land

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>I unironically wish I had a BLACKED note to use on sexual degenerates. If some tranny, furry, queer, etc. I see is being an obnoxious shit I would like to send niggers to their house to violently rape them with 9 inch BBCs, and show them how fun that faggotry really is. I want my own personal nigger rape squadron. I would be like oddly enough like light yagami from death note enacting justice upon the scum of the world with the power of black bvlls.

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Le Grand Bleu biker jeans

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>>16785631
Illinoiscucks….why not just have the regular death note and kill them?

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>>16785631
I like your style

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>>16785651
Not who you're replying to but if I had to guess it's probably because torture which in this case is rape will always be worse than regular death

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>>16785647

and also a bono jacket from them

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>>16785625
why wouldn't you use it to reinstall soot as the head admin?

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brownoid extinction button

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Infinite funko pops OR access to my wife's onlyfans for free!

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A button that kills everyone I don't like

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>Infinite funko pops OR access to my wife's onlyfans for free!

▶ №16785699[Quote]>>16785734>>16785740

make everyone on earth indian

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>>16785651
That's not necessarily as proportional to the crime and there's a certain appeal in punishing someone in a way that fits the offense. Anyway, it's more humiliating.

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>>16785699
What kind of indian?

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>>16785699
evil

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>>16785734
idk as black as possible

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I truly bid God that I had a PLUNDER note to use on adversary captains. If some pirate, buccaneer, marauder, etc. I bear witness to being a landlubber I would like to send the royal navy to their vessel to violently plunder them with 9 inch batteries, and show them how fun that vice really is. I want my own personal matey ravage crew. I would rejoice in blackbeard from bristol making plunder upon the scum of the seas with the power of the jolly roger.

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Infinite wishes

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>>16785807
smart

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One tactical nuke into Missouri

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>>16785586 (OP)
To not be shy and autistic

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>>16785586 (OP)
A racist bbw girlfriend

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vp

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>>16785586 (OP)
can you use it to become god?

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infinite pizza because its my favorite food

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>>16787950
Well what would you do as God

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Trillionare, so i could rape and kill with impunity and just pay people to look the other way

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>>16785586 (OP)
Chesburger

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Kill everybody on earth

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>>16787957
create my own universe of slaves o algo

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I would wish to be able to instantly kill anyone i dont like without legal consequences

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>>16785631
TSMT

▶ №16788237[Quote]>>16788238

to gain enough intelligence to become smarter than the (now previous) most intelligent person in human history

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>>16788237
since its a ONE wish willow i cant hope that i wouldnt immediately kill myself right after so theres a chance i just commit suicide

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I wish that normies would stop ruining The Sharty.

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>>16787968
giga

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>>16788243
the wish would entail a firewall around the sharty


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