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The original ad on soyjak.party's /soy/ board.
The Sloppy's wiki.[1] Down as of May 24.
Front page of Threddit after being raided by the Sloppy.

slopjak.party, also known as the Sloppy, or by its domain slopjak.site, and formerly slopjak.ct.ws, was an imageboard website running on Vichan that was primarily dedicated to the creation and posting of slopjaks. It was considered a slopjak-themed splinter/spinoff of soyjak.party.

The splinter was first shilled on soyjak.party itself, and then on the Sneedy.[2] The splinter was supposed to be an alternative to soyjak.party, because of the new rule changes made by its admin, Quote.

The site was owned by an individual named Sloot. He said he created it on the January 28 because he thought Quote was actually going to shut down soyjak.party.

The actual slopjak.party domain, which is unrelated to this site, was created on 2024-06-10 and will expire on 2026-06-10, and shows a Namecheap WHOIS verification error for most (if not all) of its existence.

On the 20 of June 2026, Sloot decided to shut down the website because he said he didn't want to waste any more money keeping a DNB of a website alive and because somebody posted an actual Poopson on the /soy/ board.

History[edit | edit source]

.ct.ws era[edit | edit source]

The site was created on January 28, 2026, but was only first advertised on January 29th. At first the website's domain was slopjak.ct.ws and it was hosted on InfinityFree. OldGOD slopteens made some OC and someone tried to force the ancient cockmongler meme, making it the first exhibit of sloppy culture. It's userbase kept getting buckbroken by the throttle filter. Most of its userbase came either from a 4/pol/ thread where the sloppy was advertised or from a couple of mentions in other splinters.

A wiki opened on the same day. About 9 users signed up.

The Slopocalypse[edit | edit source]

On February 1st (or January 31st if you are an amerimutt), after some frognigger spammed actual 'p, the splinter got DDOSed, and subsequently was shut down.

The Sneedy became a bunker for the Sloppy, and Sloot has said he had plans to bring the site back up under a different domain with his own VPS. The Wiki also was closed in this time due to the MediaWiki extension also exceeding limits.

On February 2nd, it came back up as a temporary textboard. The Sloppy Wiki also came back up on the same day.

On February 7, 2026, Sloot managed to buy a VPS, implement a MPA system, and transfer his vichan folder to the newer domain. VVE WQN, AND THE SLOPPY IS BACK. Nevermind it's over.

.site era[edit | edit source]

After this, Sloot hires more janitors, some slopduels happen and some more people join.

February 22, 2026: An unironic foodist nicknamed the ESL Shemmy Pedo starts defending DNB in a /slop/ thread and gets the 666 GET before getting banned immediately for using a pedophilic dogwhistle. He starts ban evading and he gets 'jakked a few minutes later.

February 27, 2026: The 2nd janitor turns out to be a 'gram failtroll, and he gets demoted.

February 28, 2026: The site turns a month old.

March 8, 2026: /slop/ surpasses /soy/ in post count, making it the main board of the site.

March 18, 2026: The sloppy goes temporarily down.

March 20, 2026: The sloppy comes back online.

April 16, 2026: Someboard, another splinter, is taken down; this leads to someboard immigrants coming to the Sloppy and reviving it a bit. A new site theme is added for /slop/ that makes the site look like a slopjak.

April 18, 2026: The Sloppy raids a Reddit clone named Threddit and sucessfully manages to flood the front page with site shills. This was the first ever raid conducted by the Sloppy. The site ended up shutting down GEEEG [3] [4]

Shutdown[edit | edit source]

> I am sad to say this, but the Sloppy is shutting down. The reason is because I simply don't want to waste my money to keep this dead nigger baby of a site online, and also because someone posted literal Poopson itself on /soy/. The Sloppy was always just supposed to be a little joke website and I never wanted it to become the new Sharty. Making this website taught me a lot about web development and hosting, as well as programming so that's a good thing to come out of this site at least.

This page is meant as a memorial for the fun times we had on the site and the memories we made along the way laughing at slopjaks, making absurd slopjaks out of boogeymen, and trying to form a culture for the site. If at some point in the future (unlikely but still) there is a person willing to purchase the site from me and pay the bills for the site, then I will restore the site and we can return to the home of slopjaks.

I love you all, and I really wish things could've been any other way. Thank (You) for being a true slopgem, and I pray that I will see you all again soon.

Never stop posting slopjaks, slopteens.

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Sloot

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On June 20, 2026, Sloot decided to JSID because the site was a complete DNB (do not get down) site with infrequent posts, making maintaining the domain an absolute waste of time and money. Another contributing factor was the posting of an extremely low-quality 'jak' that was easily considered a poopson.

He also added a phonk song underneath to make it more heckin TVFFFF BOIIIIIIII or something, btw, if that matters.

Boards[edit | edit source]

/slop/ - Slopjaks[edit | edit source]

This board is for slopjaks. Any thread OP on this board that doesn't include a slopjak or something similar to one is deleted.

/soy/- Random[edit | edit source]

This board has no specific topic and NAS (not a slop) is allowed.

/htsm/ - The Coal Mines[edit | edit source]

/soy/ but they allow porn and gore

This board is only listed on the topbar and not on the front page so it can be considered a hidden board. The board is experimental and may be removed.

Hidden boards[edit | edit source]

/tb/- Testing Board[edit | edit source]

This board was created by Sloot for testing new features and it has the sloppy wiki's image request thread.

Former boards[edit | edit source]

/b/- Random[edit | edit source]

This board was for testing if MPA works on the nusloppy, and it does! Eventually it was deleted because /soy/ is already a random board.

GETs[edit | edit source]

/slop/[edit | edit source]

  • 200 - Allegedly, there was the 200th GET claimed by the Cockmongler variant forcer, but the jannies deleted it due to it not being a slopjak.

/soy/[edit | edit source]

  • 1 - Sloot explains the board
  • 110 - HTSM encouragement
  • 200 - The throttle won[5]
  • 900 - Pepe wastes the GET
  • 999 - Sneakers O'Toole recites the sloppy's homepage
  • 1000 - Oh my fauci!
  • 1050 - First post of chump[6]
  • 1075 - Post rejoicing how alive the site is
  • 1099 - soyblog.forummotion.com suggestions thread 2
  • 1110 - Pepe asking if jelquing works

/htsm/[edit | edit source]

  • 1 - A moderator announcing the board's creation
  • 10 - Some attention whore namefagging.[7]
  • 100 - The shemmyposter stole it before being banned

Gallery[edit | edit source]

See also[edit | edit source]

Snopes

  1. ↑ https://archive.ph/u9Rw6/image[dead]
  2. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0131-1159-05/https://sneed.95.fyi:443/b/res/3860.html https://archive.ph/wip/Upahm[dead]
  3. ↑ https://ghostarchive.org/archive/S0XbP
  4. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0419-1349-30/https://threddit.pro:443/
  5. ↑ https://megalodon.jp/2026-0201-0710-56/https://slopjak.ct.ws:443/soy/res/200.html
  6. ↑ Jump up to: 6.0 6.1 https://archive.ph/1bQgb[dead]
  7. ↑ https://archive.ph/bcIT1[dead]
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