Rishihampton (by Fort Quake and Well Dan) The...

Rishihampton (by Fort Quake and Well Dan)

The video was released on the Well Dan YouTube channel on 3 July 2024, with the title 'The UK General Election in Minecraft (Rishihampton)'. As of the 21st of July 2026, it has 453 views and 17 likes. It can be found at the URL:
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKig5IMoS0w
And also at the following archived versions: 
- https://web.archive.org/web/20260721223711/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKig5IMoS0w
- https://preservetube.com/watch?v=yKig5IMoS0w
- https://megalodon.jp/2026-0110-0009-09/https://www.youtube.com:443/watch?v=yKig5IMoS0w

The video description reads as follows (spelling and prose errors preserved):

    In this video, I have to go to vote in the general election in my Minecraft survival world, in the village that I live in, Rishihampton. In the process, I get talk to Rishi Sunak (Conservative Party), Kier Starmer (Labour Party), Nigel Farage (Reform UK) and Ed Davey (Liberal Democrats), and some unexpected things happen in the process. The polling station didn’t have enough room for the Green Party, so they had to be underground, and the police were rather restless.

    This video is strictly comedic in purpose, all portrayed events and intended to be humorous and funny, and this video does not intend to act as a serious coverage of the United Kingdom 2024 general election.

    #welldan  #generalelection2024 #minecraft

The video script has been transcribed by yours truly, the script-writer, Fort Quake, the transcription can be seen below. This ought not to be considered a definitive version (yet), and an updated one with greater clarity of scene changes and likely spelling and grammar errors fixed might well be made in the future. Regardless, it reads as follows:

[Well Dan intro plays]
[starting jingle plays: 'welcome to Rishihampton']
Dan: ahh what a beautify day in Rishihampton. Let me check the postbox... oh a letter from the council!
[the letter reads 'dear Dan, your house is too ugly so you have to destroy it, best regards Rishi and the boys at the local Council.']
Dan: oh it's the 4th of June time to go vote!
[visiting his friend]
Dan: Hey are you going to vote? 
Elder Guardian: [groaning noise]
Dan: I'll take that as a no...
[sees child in polling station]
Dan: Hey you're not allowed to vote!
Ed Davey: Hey Dan, do you want to help me with my campaign?
Dan: Yeah sure mate.
Ed: Okay, just go and do the Lib Dem parkour challenge then.
[arrives at parkour course]
Dan: All right this looks really hard.
[finishes it after many attempts (sped up), standing on the very tall platform surrounded by leaves with no way down]
Dan: I've finished the course now what? Ed... Ed.. Ed!?
Dan: Well I guess I have no choice...
[jumps from the height, dying]
[wakes up in bed]
Dan: That was a scary dream. Well I guess it's time to vote for real.
[arrives at polling station]
Dan: Looks like there is a riot in the polling station, I should probably tell the police... ouch...
[goes to the police station and releases the pillagers there, they start running around attacking villagers]
Dan: Ouch... looks like the riot has finished, now I think Keir wanted me to visit his house to convince me to vote Labour.
[arrives Keir's house, only accessible through a bridge made of slime blocks, his bed is pink]
Keir Starmer: Hello Dan Labour is promising to demolish the dangerous Lid Dem parkour course, and also to reduce homelessness in this Great Village.
[leaves Keir's house]
Dan: Okay I should probably tell the Lib Dems about that.
[arrives at Ed's house]
Ed: Did you like my parkour course?
Dan: No, I died because of it.
Ed: Too bad I guess, vote Lib Dem... vote Lib Dem.
[leaves Ed's house]
Dan: Well because Ed is such a prick I won't tell him that Keir wants to demolish his parkour course.
Dan: Ummm, I think I will talk to Nigel now.
[arrives Nigel's skyscraper, the only one in the village, mostly glass, iron blocks, and concrete]
Dan: Why should I vote for Reform UK?
Nigel Farage: We will burn Ed's villager shelter because it is annoying.
Dan: Ummm okay right I guess it's just Rishi left now.
[outside Rishi's house, made entirely of diamond blocks, inside there are two beds with a wall seperating them]
Dan: Wow it's built out of diamond blocks.
Rishi: Hi Dan are you wondering why you should vote for the Conservative Party? Well, the Conservative Party will keep everything exactly as it is.
Dan: Even Ed's villager shelter?
Rishi: Even in Ed's villager shelter.
[leves Rishi's house]
Dan: Well I guess none of the candidates are good, and it's a tie between Lib Dem and Labour so I guess I'll just not vote and then no one wins 
[casts 'not voting' ballot, message appears: 'go speak to Rishi now!']
[at Rishi's house]
Rishi: I am very disappointed in you, you could have won me the seat, but no you let silly things like logic and reason dictate your vote
[Rishi shoots Dan with a crossbow twice, killing him]
Narrator: Don't be a Tory.
[ending jingle plays: 'welcome to Rishihampton, the best town in the world']