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Hunky Kong

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NANI!? Baka gaijin are behind this page!Don't bow to anyzing (You) see. Nvke any American 港 whire gooning to anime to rearn the TRVTH.

All fun out of the pool for oldfag swim!
"FUKKEN SAVED"
Game screenshot

Hunky Kong is a soysphere-themed mod for Donkey Kong created by a group of soyteens in 3 days.[1] Troons have hired Hunky to kidnap Soytan, with the intention of cutting her into a million pieces that they can wear so they can finally look like real women (evendoe that's impossible GEG). Only you, Chud (or Nate if you're multiplayer Soyteen 2), have what it takes to defeat them and save Soytan. It is a ROMhack, meaning that it has full compatibility as the original 1981 game🗝️ (like muh heckin' bing bing wahoo!)

Later it turned out that the redacted ROM was missing some content. On July 15th, 2026, the developer finished moving all content to a full version ROM, thus making Upgraded Edition.[2] The game was updated to include an additional level - the Brimstone Factory populated by Alicias, also adding Hunky's climbing animation and new bonus items - Soylent and 'za.

'zellig version

Game has alternative 'Zellig version with Mymy and Zate replacing Soytan and Chud.

Gameplay[edit | edit source]

Game mechanics remain the same as in Donkey Kong. Chud (counterpart of Mario) has to rescue Soytan from Hunky Kong who throws spade barrels down the platforms. Once the barrels reach HRT drum, trannies jump out of them and begin chasing Chud. You can 'nish troons and barrels with a hammer. Break girders on final level to make them collapse under Hunky's weight, knocking him out and saving Soytan.

3:03
Complete playthrough

Upgraded Edition includes a new level - Brimstone Factory with new items and enemies. The hammer is also remodelled into an axe, making (You) a heckin' cool aryan pagan warrior or something.

3:09
Upgraded Edition
The nameroll

Sentient nameroll[edit | edit source]

Somebody call fuckin' Soyberg! The following page or section was written during a schizo episode.
(You) VVILL remind the author to take his meds.

Hunky Dev rolled HTSM nameroll when posting the first video where Donkey Kong was replaced with Hunky.[3] Some 'teens believe that this nameroll is indeed sentient.

Take your meds, this is just a coincidence

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