emuwarumRebloggedallthingswhumpyandangstyFollowlost-carcosaFrom this:to this:1,1362,905

emuwarumReblogged mintyepicmookybear12404FollowI feel like the first class you played in DND tells a lot about youReblog and put in the tags what your first class was#I was a ranger dwarf with a pet chicken then a half elf rogue who is terrible at medicine though believes otherwise#then a. Bird person? Ranger again who hid under a bed when demons burst out of the mirrors#before heroically jumping over the bannister to join the rest of the party in the fight#what if i got into dnd agaij...44328,40518,914

emuwarumReblogged creekfiendcatchyvideosOP theaverycottage on TikTok ♡ruinedchildhoodMy hidden room as a child1297,66917,994

emuwarumReblogged phoenixyfriendallthingswhumpyandangstyFollowSource: x.compyxilateim going to be referencing this forever18,11941,815

emuwarumReblogged phoenixyfriendstatus-quo-haterFollowI think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defensestatus-quo-haterY'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative. Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM74848,876100,163

emuwarumReblogged json-derulomiraenartFollowWill-o'-the-wisp.9891,714

emuwarumRebloggedfuitygummyFollowDrew some of my favs from @horsefigureoftheday to celebrate horse year 🐴horsefigureofthedayI KNOW THOSE GUYS!!48161

emuwarumReblogged overgrownmoonryanthel0serFollowVashwood Week Day 1: Children"And doooown we go," Vash slowly set the toddler on the ground, a big grin on their face as they looked up at him. They raised their arms and bounced in place, "again! Again!" "Again? This is the 10th time," he said as he lifted the child back up, holding them as they looked around in awe above the other children. "Vash, can you come hold her for a second while I help him?" Melanie gestured to the baby in her arms as another child pulled at her shirt. "Course, alright this is the last one, ready?" The toddler in his hands nodded before he tossed them up a few times, laughter erupting. On the last catch, he swung them before placing them back down on the ground. Wolfwood watched, his chest warm and smiling wide. Every week, they'd come help Auntie with the kids on the ship. She not only cared for the ones that came from the orphanage, but other kids that had come off Noman's land when their parents were occupied with whatever work they had on the ships now. She had several people from the ships helping out, but Wolfwood was always there to be the extra hands she needed, especially for the kids still wary of the strangers from space. And where he was, so was Vash. "Woah! You're starting to get a little heavy huh?" Vash began to bounce her as she cooed back, pulling on his coat, "you don't say." Wolfwood softly chuckled, resting his chin on his hand as he continued to soak in the image in front of him. When they met he'd assumed Vash was good with kids cause the guy was just that good himself, but those days at the orphanage was when he learned Vash wasn't just good with kids, they loved him. He listened to them, played with them, knew every name and things about them. He was so effortless with it all too, to the point that it made his heart swell so hard it almost hurt, like it was pressing against his ribs. Vash began to rock the baby as she continued to coo at him, his responses stringing together like he was having an extensive conversation. Wolfwood's thoughts began to trail, what if the baby was blonde like he was? A small needle noggin…would the mole be in the same spot? Or maybe they would have dark hair like him- He froze, his face immediately feeling hot. Like me?! That's not even- Well. They were on a ship with all this high tech, so maybe- THE HELL AM I THINKING?! "Nico! Come on it's your turn!" "Hey look, his ears are red!" Wolfwood covered them, "no they aren't." "So is his face!" "I'm just hot, okay!" The kids giggled, "it's not hot in here." "Just give me the thing so we can keep the game going." He bit the inside of his cheek, really hope he didn't hear that.223

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emuwarumRebloggedjumpingspidrFollowthat was... something of an episode, huh?i say as we all collectively lose our shit318

emuwarumReblogged transingthoseformers2overlordraaxFollowA little piece for @autobotjazzweek. I intended this to be for the prompt ‘Sneaking Around’ so it’s a day late but I’m really happy with how this came out. Enjoy Jazz being stealthy! 1106225

emuwarumRebloggedtransingthoseformers2FollowPeople who know more about astronomy than me hypothetically what would be the worst possible type of planet for cybertronian inhabitants while still being a pretty good pick for humans?Reason: I think it'd be immensely funny for some futuristic sci-fi situation where humanity is reaching up off into the stars and still allies with the autobots, but also☝️ I want to put bots in increasingly inhospitable environments if just to see how it affects them317

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emuwarumReblogged transingthoseformers2ash-and-bone-whumpFollowBack on my shapeshifter bullshit -Shifting back to their base form when unconscious. Unable to sustain the larger and stronger form. -Shifting to an animal form because it represses human thoughts and emotions, giving their body time to rest in a way that their human mind didn't allow. -Keeping a large battle form for months, until eventually the conflict is over and they finally sleep, waking up the next morning in a form they haven't felt safe enough to use in forever. -caretaker trying to convince them to change out of an animal form so they can treat their injuries, but the shifter is too exhausted to do so. tendertenebrosityAllow me to add: - Multiple shifts, one after another, over and over until they just - can’t. - The moment of realisation and recognition in a caretaker or friend’s eyes, as they realise the slavering beast they had just been terrified of is their friend, and throw their arms around it - Wounds staying when they shift back to human, much more obvious or serious when seen on naked human skin - A trail of bloody footprints that change from animal to human as the caretaker follows it into somewhere small and dark and hidden 15701,281

emuwarumReblogged transingthoseformers2spellinwaitingFollownot many people know this but when talking about your multiple pronoun-using friend you build up a combo meter for every subsequent unique pronoun you use4,0206,295

emuwarumReblogged derinthescarletpescatarianpointless-lettersFollowOne of the best letters I’ve ever seen just popped up on my Facebook memories. Still makes me laugh.pointless-lettersAs today is the 50th anniversary of the moon landing, it’s a great time to revisit Dinah from Devon’s memory of this historic event. And yes, still makes me laugh. pointless-lettersToday is the 54th anniversary of the moon landing, but Dinah’s diary entry is still absolutely magnificent. pointless-letters57th anniversary of the moon landing and the best diary entry in the history of diary entries. Sit down Samuel Pepys, it’s over. UGH. 8653,37357,702