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ITT we act like twitter immigrants
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my life is a cruel joke
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are there no stickers here? am i actually supposed to just download every image to my phone??
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RAKAN HADDAD IS BACK
DO NOT INTERACT, JUST ARCHIVE AND OBSERVE PLEASE WE CANNOT LOSE HIM AGAIN
https://youtube.com/@TheRakanHaddad
R: 85 / I: 16
I live 30 minutes from the one-and-only Tom Pearl
Should I give him a visit?
What should I do?
I need ideas.
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https://boards.4chan.org/v/thread/743647592/
New IAS gem mine just dropped
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I actually have white skin but I also do infact have a dark brown BBC cock btw in case you were wonderingerino.

seethe pink clittycels and BBCslutcobsons
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R: 48 / I: 12
remember her?

well a streaming service is adding her as a series
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Asian men are inferior
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I think I found Alicia 2.0
>
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bob and teff won
R: 4 / I: 5
Itt we post geggy videos
R: 1 / I: 0

do soyteens now behave and talk like 4cucks now (minus not gooning at all times around the clock) or is it just me
R: 5 / I: 1
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ITT we post terrible mouse gemmys
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'Jak xim
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Me n the bois spaming Gemjaks on 4cuck
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wypipo obsessed

y'all cumskins OBSESSED with us cause you cant even build a taj mahal like we did GEG LLLLL cry seething inbred cumskin washing their clothes in pee , hinduism won, india won, britmutts LOST
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>hello soytan
<hiya giggachad! how ar-
>*pulls out gun* don't move
<p-please don't hurt me
>take your clothes off soytan
<oh god no please! don't do this to me! I'll give you my wallet, I'll give you everything I have!!

*tyrone walks by*
^ayo what da fu-
>*points gun at tyrone* don't move nigger
^please man, I don't want no trouble, I won't tell da cops I promise
>shut up and pull out dat BBC you stupid nigger
^ahh hell nah mane I ain't doin nuna that gay shit
>not for me you sub-70 iq ape, for this fine snowbunny you see here, crying and shaking before us
<NO NO NO PLEASE
>I want you to take dat BBC and crack her as hard as you can, no matter how hard she screams, and if you slow down or hold back for even a second, I'll put a bullet through your tiny fucking monkey skull
<PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME, I'M A VIRGIN PLEASE

^I's sorry soytan, but this nigga finna kill me

*PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP*
<PLEASE GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE IT'S TOO BIG
>haha splendid! kino! gemmy, I dare say!!
<PLEASE- SLOW- DOWN- I- CAN'T- TAKE… *orgasms uncontrollably*
>erm… GEMERALD ALERT
>soytan… did you just… you really are a propper bibici slvt
<no no no no no I didn't! no no

>alright nigger, I grow bored, pull out and switch to her asshole

<P-PLEASE NO PLEASE, I'LL DO ANYTHING ELSE
*PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP*
<OH GOD IT BURNS
<PLEASE, IT'S RIPPING, OH GOD IT'S BLEEDING OH GOD
>haha! vantawhite gigagem!

^sheeeit I'm bouta cum! I can't hold it

>then switch back to her pussy you stupid nigger
<PLEASE NO I DON'T WANT TO GET PREGNANT PLEASE
^I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MO
^SHEIIIIITTTT
<…no
>well it seems you have outlived your usefulness *BANG*
^ACK *dead body falls down onto soytan, pinning her down*

>well it looks like my work here is done

<please I'm can't move! don't leave me here
>erm… I missed the part where that's my problem, smell ya later foid, have a nice time raising your mixed raced kid, byeeee
>…now where's Mymy?
R: 27 / I: 9
there is no reason to goon

gooning doesn't even feel good
cooming doesn't even feel good

the desire to coom is only caused from edging, you are building up fluid in your prostate bladder for nothing


If you want to feel relief, drink more water, wait until your bladder fills then piss it all out, you do not need to goon pointlessly like a cuckold to farm the feeling of relief.
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>Raping and murdering everyone and thing I dislike
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how has /b/ digressed so badly it literally only has one meme that has been spammed for a whole decade at this point
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a successor to the previous threads which got thei bumo limit reached o algo

YOU VVILL gem up places such as Lesotho, Portland, and Seattle
YOU VVILL restore the vandalised soiart
YOU VVILL document your (not SNCA) achievements in the thread and the 'ki article
YOU VVILL help to 'ox and send 'za to obsessed troons who guard the memorial

TARGETS:
Nick Valentine
beedoo
RubyPalladin
John Rainbow
HrtbrkWonderland
CTran
melmed

original thread: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0706-0511-28/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16650249.html
'ki article: https://soyjakwiki.org/World_War_Soy_2
previous thread: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0714-0010-41/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16709725.html
alliance 1: https://wplace.live/join?id=019f3344-670a-727e-8412-85907e7f7182
alliance 2: https://wplace.live/join?id=019f438e-4eda-787e-9de9-1c6c865339b2
R: 4 / I: 1
trans women better than real women btw they just are okay?
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Why is this so true though
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Beware of bait addiction
If you do it too much you'll eventually be irony poisoned into actually believing what bullshit you write up
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Thoughts?
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>constantly sub 200pph website
>SPVA shut down
>every other soytuber with a hint of gumminess got shut down
>quote is SID soon
>userbase moved to xitter
>one of the biggest memes is still a mockery of the nusoicuck
>4chan is still up and somehow more active
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RIP OLIVER TREE
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>I love how "I play videogames to get away from reality, I don't want politics shoehorned into lighthearted games" sounds in this case, whether on purpose or not, like "I don't like thinking about transgender people existing."
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==ADVENTURE THREAD==


NU BRICK RIGS ADVENTURE THREAD
Nate Higgers, currently in a rural home, after going through questionable links with little OPSEC at 11PM notices some men in black right outside his home. As mom is away partying, and dad is divorced and not here, he only has an old revolver in his drawer and a pump action shotgun with slugs in the attic to defend himself with.
Does Nate
A: Run outside with the revolver as fast as possible to try to not get caught
B: Grab the shotgun with ammo from the attic and run away similar to A, loosing some time in the process
C: Fight off them first with the shotgun and revolver before escaping

obsessed yellow canines banned me for "Pending ban request."
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>FQQdism winned, vttp winned, dont care my content is better
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George Floyd is George Floyd for black people
Charlie Kirk is George Floyd for goycattle
Burntfishie is George Floyd for trannies
Erik Cassel is George Floyd for cacas
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does anyone has the gif where cobson is rotoscopes on this
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kill all goyball posters
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There's a brimstone new meme called "Wojak" that leftwing redditors are using in their arguments. Decided to make a 'jak based on it
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why do vvomen whinge about heckin love over loost or whatever the fuck even though they are the ones who are getting railed every day
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How many days do you wear the same socks?
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mede æ şitty īmagebooood

Soyoǒlòjurak.party
Soyoǒlòjuraks mũss be in be bevery in IN thread
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>ITT WE POST TERRIBLE MOUSE GEMMIESSSS
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rate this movie (ONLY VOTE IF YOU'VE SEEN IT YOU SLF FAGGOT NIGGER NIGGER TRANNY KIKE KIKE )
/5
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Recently I got bored of jerking off so now I only do it once every few days
R: 3 / I: 1
Ummmmm… wholesome alarm?
R: 59 / I: 11

Literal Who Lolicuck Partial and Fulldoxes

Username: suflors_
City: Fairfield, CA
E-mail: iammagical.space@gmail.com
Possible name(?): Kelsey Tomato

Username: Tweetitnot
E-mail: evolutionskates@gmail.com

Username: Moe_Monk
E-mail: greatwalk@gmail.com
Names linked to E-mail: Alexander and Diane Grotewohl
Addresses linked to E-mail: 4035 Costa Ave NE, 49525 and 2693 Northvale Dr NE Apt 101, 49525
Phones linked to E-mail: +1 6162932751 (Diane's)

Username: viniciuskenedi
Email: viniciuskenedi@gmail.com
Name: Vinicius Kenedy
IP address (at one point, unknown): 170.231.28.18 (Salvador, Bahia, Brazil)
(Note: I'm not too sure about this one)

Username: theNomadRhodes
Name: Michael Rhodes
(Note: He has this as his display name on Twitter, possibly not his actual name)
IP Address: 70.238.197.97 (Ashburn, Virginia, United States)
Partial E-mail: la######@######.me

Username: KHAN_NO7601
E-mail: khan_no@mail.ru
IP Address: 46.251.193.23 (Bishkek, Bishkek, Kyrgyzstan)
Phono: +996705590760
Partial Name: Titor D

Username: Seallux
DOB: 06-25-1988
E-mail: mapleseallux@yahoo.com
(Note: Verified Bluecheckmark on Twtitter)
Partial Phone: (###) ###-##31
Partial Phone: (###) ###-##73
Partial E-mail: om##############@###.com

Username: RaffoPhantom
E-mail: r.perschau@web.de

Username: Weeping_Angels2
E-mail: brunknoah@gmail.com
IP Address: 99.8.175.43 (Troy, Michigan, United States)
Partial Phone Number: Ends in 30
Name: Noah Brunk

Username: axgsL
E-mail: xpixces@gmail.com
Name(?): AugusL Molinari
Location: Buenos Aires, Argentina
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We should rape all users of /a/
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I want to pound Kaze so badly

Supercell please let me have sex with Kaze, she is so hot and gorgeous, i need this. I always wanted a Japanese women to accompany me, they are so cute and they are sweet beings of benevolence. Kaze is the greatest Japanese girl to ever be thought of. Everything about her character screams perfection. Kaze has only made my love for Japanese women even stronger, and I have zero regrets about my powerful addiction to Japanese women. I could’ve fixed her better than any other man could have ever. I could’ve been Kaze’s sex slave. Supercell i beg of you, let me fuck Kaze. I can actually save people from being kidnapped, unlike the pathetic Kenji. I’d be perfect for Kaze. I don’t care what it takes, please let me have intercourse with Kaze. Have you seen those child bearing hips of hers? I started jacking off for hours as soon as i saw those. I crave nothing but Kazes legs, she can crush my skull with those if she wanted too. Maybe she could even sit on my face and leaves dents on me. I don't care if i get myself killed by those methods anyway, its a small price to pay for one of the greatest experiences in the world. Supercell should give me a prostitute in a Kaze cosplay, it would be the greatest thing to ever occur in my life, second being my half brother killing himself. I cannot stop thinking about fucking that tight Japanese pussy of Kaze’s, he who pulls me out of Kaze’s tight ass shall be King Arthur. I keep imagining a happy family with me and Kaze. I choose to keep imagining a great life with my wife Kaze. I could’ve raised our son better than the worst assassin brawler ever, maybe he would’ve been more well behaved if i raised him better then the brawler fail known as Kenji. I’ve lost gallons to Kaze, and the number of faps increases by the day. Im even jacking off to Kaze right now. Supercell let me smother my face in Kazes breast, my life is literally depending on this becoming a reality.
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my wife is a man but im still attracted to xer
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What if we spammed 'Cado all over 4cuck /b/?
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>Xe's just a bouncing baby boy
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GEM GENERATOR
Just Click And Forget!

GIVES FREEEE GEMS!!!
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Fuck this shit website
R: 5 / I: 1
WHY IS EVERYTHING ON THIS WEBSITE JUST ABOUT PORN CAN YOU FGUCKING NIGGERS STOP TOUCHING YOURSELVES FOR ONE SECOND
R: 19 / I: 1
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/gem/niggers are trying to throw you guys off and act like they’re doing something cool when they aren’t. dni with /gem/niggers they are the scum of the earth.
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does anyone else see static everywhere in their vision
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who does /soy/ think will win the world cup
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bait

Pretend this is a softcore porn FPE bait thread
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Why Messi….Why………..
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Traiso site
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We should REALLY start 'oxing random literal who artists again to cut the EPI sources one by one because I said so
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ayo raid dis brimstone 'cord with femboys niggers trannies and faggots and all of dat sort types of niggers got it yeah? make dem clittys leak geg geg geg geg
<why
Because its aryan
you VVILL spam 'O as well
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>>16767676
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If all my favorite websites were to shut down I don't think I'd return to the Internet.
>
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thoughts on this nuvariant?
R: 2 / I: 0
thats right!
R: 3 / I: 1
I'm trans btw
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>opsecquoting will never catch on
R: 3 / I: 0
fuck you
R: 6 / I: 2
how can i get a mtf transexual wife?
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TIME: T-PLUS 1488 SECONDS AFTER BLACKING EVENT ALPHA
>♪… Oh, there she is.
Giga approaches the orange-skinned girl from behind, being so close he's towering over her.
>Hello, Mymy.
<Wat- Oh, hello… really buff grey guy? Do I know you?
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Yeah, if they pass enough they can suck me off. I aint afraid to admit it
R: 1 / I: 0
do you like this soyjak i made
R: 8 / I: 2
>Just vote for the right candidate who will totally not send 10 million indians to your country
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oh no! a fox on the catalog! now your whole day is ruined :(
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I thought these niggas went extinct but they're still around
R: 14 / I: 3
i came to the sharty to not look at furfag brimstone, this is getting annoying and yes i am getting baited, stop posting furfag niggercoal on /soy/
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ITT: We raid ColorNames.org

ColorNames.org is a shitty website that NCA except turbo-autists.
Instructions:
*Click the color wheel or the "get lucky" button to select a color.
*Give the color a geggy name. Avoid obviously explicit names, but the joons won't delete more subtle stuff like "cado" or "join the 41 percent".
*There are already a bunch of gemmy color names on there, but we need more. Let's make EVERY severely autistic troon in the whole world leak!
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remove flags
remove name field
remove this file already exists
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>last week was a week ago
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what language should i learn?
R: 1 / I: 0
>I haven't been dating long so I have no idea what is normal or not, but I found out that my girlfriend of two years has a large black dildo and I'm wondering if that means she is into black men (which I am not a black man)

>I guess I'm just wondering if she picked it because it's big and black or if it was just the first thing she saw and bought it. How much thought does a normal girl put into that kind of thing?


>Of course I could ask, but I doubt she would just say "yeah actually I prefer black guys."


>I'm not large either but she always seemed happy with me before so it didn't bother me until now. I know she has had other partners before me but I never asked about them other than how many.
R: 2 / I: 0
>lesothosaurus
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TRANS RIGHTS ARE WHITE RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE WHITE RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE WHITE RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE WHITE RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE WHITE RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE WHITE RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE WHITE RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE WHITE RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE WHITE RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE WHITE RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE WHITE RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE WHITE RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE WHITE RIGHTS
TRANS RIGHTS ARE WHITE RIGHTS
R: 13 / I: 1

So why is there a name field

Why the fuck am I able to identify as myself?
Isn't that a fucking rule?
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confession thread

dont hold back
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DOCTOOOOOOOOOOS I THINK THE SOYGEM USERS ARE TRYING TO CREATE GEMCORD 2

PROOF
>>>/gem/24699 CLEARLY SHOWS SOMETHING IS BREWING

I HAVE A THEORY
BUT 'CHIVE THIS NOOOOOOOOOOW
R: 11 / I: 2
nusois… I… I'm trans btw
R: 4 / I: 1
first alicia has to detransition
>
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Can't shake the feeling that BNWO is inevitable.

As the West crumbles, and the old traditions and morals are abandoned, I can't help but feel that BNWO is a specter looming over Western civilization. I see signs of BNWO all the time in everything.
R: 3 / I: 0
i felt like a real woman yesterday
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What's your favorite hot sauce? Mine's Cholula Original
R: 1 / I: 0
>i been through the booru on an account with no name, it felt good to see drama from away cuz in the booru, you can't remember your race as your country of origin has been erased alllaaaaghh laaalaalalaaa allalla laaagh laaaagh alllaghlaaaaaahallaaghlaalala alllaaghhh
R: 2 / I: 0
>I assure you it is CRUCIAL to the plot that the stronger a magic spell is, the more calories it consumes, leading to all of the strongest mages naturally being overweight so they can have bigger mana reserves. There are definitely no alternate interests for this plot, and I will not accept any changes
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>So this afternoon, I took my gf to the sex shop and let her pick out a dildo and told her that I wouldn’t judge her at all about her choice. This is following a lengthy heart to heart discussion That we had about some old sex pictures of an ex she still had. It eventually led to me finding out that she did realize she enjoyed a larger dick after her ex. I unfortunately am not as blessed down there. She reassured me that she loved me and wanted to make this work and didn’t want sex to break our relationship.

>She suggested maybe incorporating a large dildo to allow her to get her size fix while still allowing our normal sex life to keep going.


>Which leads me to my dilemma now, I said that I wouldn’t judge her but she ended up choosing a 10 inch bbc dildo that was modeled after an actual pornstar. It’s not the size that I’m necessarily concerned about, it’s the fact that she specifically chose a black dildo. I don’t wanna make race a thing in this but her ex was black and i am white. Am I overthinking this too much or is it possible there’s more going on here?


<You’re overthinking it, my guy.


<It’s a toy.
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>SHIEEEEEEAAGHTT SANDEHHH U LOOKIN SO DOLPHLIPPIN FEYEEEEENEE N SHIEET DID YOU EAT SOME OF DEM KRABBEH PATTIES CUZ DEM THUNDER THIGHS BE FATTER THAN A PUFFERFISH CEEHHH!!! LEMME GET SPONGEBOWWWB UP IN HERE I NEED SOMETHING TO WIPE UP WHEN IM DINE HEHEHAHAHHHHH K-K-K-K-K-K-KRRAAKKAAAATOOOAAAAAAAAAGGHHHHH-OOOAOAAAAHHJJHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SANDEEHHHHH IM SHOOTING A TSUNAMI BREEHHHHH
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Twitch raiding thread
R: 1 / I: 1
Mom said no more toilet fucking
R: 9 / I: 1
marge is anyone else having trouble with the internet
a bunch of shit isnt working for me
R: 6 / I: 0
I gave Benjamin Netanyahu a wedgie but you will never gonna hear it from this sniveling wretch
R: 16 / I: 5
What are his pronouns?
R: 1 / I: 0
i am giga i do not do bad things to woman my text is black not green
R: 2 / I: 0
>no mame, no mame vey! my ass is grass! ayayay mamito nooo!
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GEEEEG NUSOIS DON'T DRINK THERE OWN PISS
R: 4 / I: 1
Voice Chat thread
link: https://nigger.trade/EVsi784M

(Webcam is disabled)
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I was in the shower earlier today when I noticed a dead flea, I assumed it was in my hair then drowned! Sadly I flushed it down, it would've been pretty cool to show you guys what a dead flea looks like

Haha I love you guys
R: 9 / I: 1
>
Wait… soyim, are we bringing it back???
R: 9 / I: 1
I want to rape Miss Circle
R: 3 / I: 0
what did he do?
>arrow because im not a nigger
R: 2 / I: 0
Being born in 1967 = 59 yrs old in 2026 + 8 years for 2034 = unlimited aura
R: 1 / I: 0
>colorjak posters
R: 5 / I: 0
I am a slut for big Spanish cock.
R: 5 / I: 1
I want to fuck Terrible Mouse
R: 1 / I: 0
spain mfs be like
R: 10 / I: 1
guys i joined 2 weeks ago from tiktok what are the best methods to larp as an oldgod
R: 33 / I: 9
>NOOOO NO NO STOP! TURN IT OFF!
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I agree
R: 7 / I: 1
ez win
R: 57 / I: 20
ARGENTINA KEEP LEAKING
R: 5 / I: 0
Why dont messi and ronaldo just get put into the same goyball team?
R: 22 / I: 1
I wanna cuddle with a fox :3
R: 60 / I: 8

Help me find lost sharty media

Hi 'teens, I found this video posted to the ru in 2022 and it has no other information than this. There's a bunch of comments on the post but they're all retarded. Trying to look it up, I have found absolutely 0 information about this. It looks like an actual ROMhack and I can only assume it was publicly posted somewhere, but if it was, I haven't found anything about it. I want to find it not just because it looks gemmy, but because it'd be nice to 'chive it as well.
R: 3 / I: 0
MESSI AUTISTIC SPERGOUT ON THE FIELD
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>Welcome to Reddit. Come for the cats, stay for the empathy.
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DONALD TRUMP GETTING RAPED BY MESSI
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R: 11 / I: 0
Serial FPE porn spammer
R: 5 / I: 0
MESSI GETTING MOLESTED
R: 97 / I: 15
LETS GO STEAL /SP/ 157000000 GET
LETS GO STEAL /SP/ 157000000 GET
LETS GO STEAL /SP/ 157000000 GET
LETS GO STEAL /SP/ 157000000 GET
LETS GO STEAL /SP/ 157000000 GET
LETS GO STEAL /SP/ 157000000 GET
LETS GO STEAL /SP/ 157000000 GET
R: 65 / I: 5
I have a soygem pass, ask me anything
R: 11 / I: 1
we won.
R: 0 / I: 0
ive been feeling fine
im just bored of life
R: 12 / I: 4
lets giga quote thug gifs
let me start
>fucking a shoe in the corner while other pipo in the same room are riding on cock
R: 3 / I: 0
MESSI JUST KILLED SOMEONE…
R: 0 / I: 0
>who wants to have sex while i watch scooby doo ME WAHOO!!!
R: 0 / I: 0
>solipsism good… becaumse… ummm… I FRIGGIN SAID SO
R: 5 / I: 0
(((THEY))) SHOT MESSI
R: 6 / I: 0
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOT MUH MESSI!!!!
R: 0 / I: 0
>NOOO WE HAVE TO KILL THE SHARK YOU BIGOTT
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Finally, we're appreciating trans rights. When do we start doxing transphobes?
R: 1 / I: 0
THE ARGENTINIAN GOVERNMENT DROPPED A BOMB IN THE STADIUM
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mis circle
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Should we consider finding and investigating splinter WIKIs? I'm noticing a lot more wikis that either

- are directly about soy culture
- borrow concepts from soy culture (and said concepts appear a lot)

I think that maybe we could find some really interesting stuff.
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I RAPED MESSI
R: 1 / I: 0
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would you pull the switch, nusoi?
R: 1 / I: 1
>football
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You all can't post here except me.
This is the exclusive me club.
You aren't invited nigga
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Jak 'xir
R: 3 / I: 0

Nu thing to send after an 'ox?

Could we send 'ulch? Says it's free but you need to call.
R: 0 / I: 0
miss circle ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
R: 0 / I: 0
ayo where DT at
I got a loaf for her to pinch on CHOP
R: 0 / I: 0
>football
R: 2 / I: 0
>reply to my football goy slop o algo
R: 1 / I: 0
>sports
R: 2 / I: 1
MESSI IS DEAD
R: 0 / I: 0
using a super hadron collider to break down poop in hopes of finding the perfect poop that will break reality as we know it because for shits and giggles
R: 0 / I: 0
>>football
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MESSI GOT RAPED
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OH MY HECKING KEANU! DID MY FAVORITE REDDIT-APPROVED, INCLUSIVITY-SUPPORTING, FILLER-FREE YOUTUBE CHANNEL THAT EXPLORES THE AWE-INSPIRING REALM OF FASCINATING TRENDS AND INTERNET MEMES JUST UPLOAD ANOTHER VIDEO! YES SIREE! AND WHAT'S THIS?! IT'S ABOUT THE BRAND NEW UNCANNY LIMINAL JUMPSCARE FREE PSYCHOLOGICAL HORROR WEBCORE CARTROON BEING FORCED BY THE ALGOORITHM! PEER-REVIEWED STUDIES SAY YES!
R: 3 / I: 0
SOMEONE JUST SHOT MESSI WTF
R: 2 / I: 1
ITT we get BLEACHED and BLACKED tattoos and post the results here to 'bait the nusoicacas
R: 6 / I: 2
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QUOOOOOOOOOOOTE I'M GOING TO RAM YOUR BOAT
R: 7 / I: 4

meximutts

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>
R: 7 / I: 2
SPAIN VVQN
SPAIN VVQN
SPAIN VVQN
SPAIN VVQN
SPAIN VVQN
SPAIN VVQN
SPAIN VVQN
SPAIN VVQN
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ez win
R: 25 / I: 7
🇮🇱🇺🇸🇪🇺
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When did you start to hate troons? For me it was during the mid 2010's when I saw them begin to take control of communities, especially ones for media I like that's now considered troonslop
R: 0 / I: 0
>*pees on this site*
>(in his own head while peeing).. kek
>nusois…
>are all mutts
R: 0 / I: 0
oh my fauci she is so attractive
R: 7 / I: 3
>get's the 7575 frog tag get

GOOBY AND KREEK WON
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vlodson thread, post vlods/make vlodsons/share ideas for vlodsons
R: 5 / I: 2
Why is being traiso so Aryan and why traiso rights are sharty culture ev&oe most of you are poojeet(not Aryan/can't be valid femboymaxxers)????
:33333333 merp merp ohhhwawawawawawa hehe
R: 2 / I: 0
>Ayo nigga, let me crack dem cheeks wit dis bibisi!
<Crack this, o algo! *BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPP!!!*
>NOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAACK!!!
R: 2 / I: 0
where is todays raid thread
R: 1 / I: 0
'toss
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R: 6 / I: 0
new south park episode is insane
R: 5 / I: 0
Furry site
R: 1 / I: 1
which one of you phonos is this
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I am an aspiring furry artist
Give me ideas what to draw
R: 2 / I: 0
Eating some crusty Ah calabrese rn🩻
R: 4 / I: 2
Found this old gem on the roo
>soytan after she embraces her rape induced interracial cnc kink after speaking to a feminist therapist o algo
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Basics In Behavior but cursed woody sings it
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Why do foids think us high testosterone teleigynophiliacs[1] are attracted to anorexia and hipdips? Us teleigynophiliacs all love it when women have both humungous breasts and humungous ass.

footnote
[1] Teleigynophilia (τελείος + γυνή + φιλία)
* teleio- = fully mature, adult
* gyno- = woman/female
* -philia = attraction
* Meaning: attraction specifically to adult women.
R: 17 / I: 7
GIGA MADE TYRONE RAPE SOYTAN TILL SHE HAD NIGGER BABIES AND KILLED TYRONE, SEETHE AND COPE. THIS IS CANON NOW. CRY ALL YOU WANT. YOU CANNOT GO BACK.
R: 18 / I: 2
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Fuck this shit website
R: 12 / I: 7
>I hate Trump
<Why doe?
>Because he is a bigot and a fascist
>Where did you get the information from
<My TikTok feed
>Normgoidsissies….
R: 7 / I: 3
Why are there so many undercover Mossad agents on the 'log right now
R: 5 / I: 5
Hello guys I built a time machine and I'm going to Victorian era, what Incomprehensible wojak pictures should I show Victorian children?
R: 14 / I: 1
blockland 2?
u guys can very easily take this game over if you have a dedicated server and make a game that can keep people busy. its run by troons but their moderation system is player run.
if you make a server people play on and just dont stop people from niggering and pooping it eventually will be our game.

also are any of you even old enough to remember blockland? im assuming all retards on this website are 16 for several reasons
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DT gets xer first car
R: 2 / I: 1
What the actual FUCK is his obsession with this book. It never even mentions BBC
R: 16 / I: 8
IRL IAS thread
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>Sword
Weeb
>Dagger
Edgelord
>Shield
Retard
>Axe
Nigger
>Hammer
Obsessed autist
>Spear
Nerd
>Bow
Limp-wristed weakling
>Claws
Furfag
>Knuckles
Knucklehead
>Whip
Tranny
R: 1 / I: 1
>oh! that's a sharty image! i see, some kike thinks he's a one-man army, isn't he?
R: 1 / I: 1
SVPERSLVRPAS WQN
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LEFTIST XITTERTUBER WOW MAO IS STREAMING THE WORLD CUP WITH GEOPOLD AND GATTSU (other leftist xittertubers)

THEIR CHAT DOESNT HAVE ANY MODERATION!

RAID! RAID! RAID!

https://www.youtube.com/live/iQhZWoaYXDs
R: 144 / I: 92

Thank you for everything

You created soyjaks and internet culture as a whole. You influenced meme culture for not only years but decades. You redpilled millions directly or indirectly on JQ,Niggers , Pajeets and Troons. Thank you for everything 4chan
R: 5 / I: 3
So if white women are slvts for BBC, and asian women are slvts for BWC, does that mean black women are slvts for BAC? Is BAC even a thing?
R: 1 / I: 0
does anyone know what the objects in this picture are?
>
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Hey, nusoi.
R: 8 / I: 2
>GEG! No one will be able to prevent soytan's BLACKing now
<Yeeeeessss-HUH? WHAT'S HAPPENING?


^*DING!*

^Looks like you left a timeline open, I guess you could say you're black to square one
*HTSM sideeyes chud*
Avengers… assemble
R: 13 / I: 1
>*wakes up*
>Agh, what the fu… It.. was all a dream? Or, a vision of some kind? Also why are the images some autistic 2D pixel art game? I guess OP is too much of a lazy SLF and doesn't wanna draw. Whatever, I need to get to Soytan's house this insant!
Nate got to Soytan's house afterwards.
>Oh.. My Soot… There he is! He's doing.. THAT!
<*muffled yelling*
>Damn, if only someone were to stop him…
>…
>I said, IF ONLY someone were to st-
BOOM!
^Stop right there, Gigger. My good friend, what happened to you? Why are you doing this?
<It's for the greater good. Soytan NEEDS to be blacked. Soytan WILL be blacked. And you WILL not try to stop it.
^I don't think so. Just let go of her and we forget this ever happened.
<Really? Then bring it.
^HOOOOUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
<HOOOOUUUUAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!
TO BE CONCLUDED IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF SOYLENT BALL Z
R: 4 / I: 0
ive been told nolan odyssey is actually not shite. should i watch it?
R: 8 / I: 1
>marry me chud
R: 4 / I: 2
>shartyniggers need to be flayed alive along with kiwiniggers
R: 30 / I: 2
When the cissoid says something so retarded so you give them the valid traiso wompa stare
R: 6 / I: 1
Elliot Page Is Three Things nusois Will Never Be: Happy, in a Hit Movie, and With a Girlfriend.
R: 0 / I: 0
literal IRL meximutt lmaooooo award
R: 3 / I: 0
Is this the gemmiest the 'log has been on a while
R: 25 / I: 8

The odyssey

>ABOLISH CAPITALISM. NO ONE SHOULD BE A BILLIONAIRE
^Hello goyim did you know that Chuds absolutely hate my product?
>OMG I'M GOING TO SPEND A GORILLION DOLLARS TO OWN DA CHOODS.
R: 16 / I: 11
>At last my liege, the soyverse is ours… We cucked all the Soyim and made sure Soytan is Blacked across infinite timelines…
<Wonderful… Soon all the soysphere will reckon soytan as the ultimate black baby factory!
^I am in this episode too
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Is it weird that I want to kidnap parlo and keep him as my personal rape slave?

I want to preface this:
THIS IS NOT A JOKE
I don't know what it is, but I GENUINELY, want to rape parlo, I only feel this way about woman otherwise, am I prison gay?
R: 5 / I: 0
NUSOIS I JUST LOST RIGHT AT THE END OF THE MOB OF THE DEAD EASTER EGG FUCK THIS SHIT NIGGER
R: 3 / I: 1
is this a soyjak
R: 4 / I: 0
Marge, what does "wholesome chungus" mean?
R: 4 / I: 2
>>16765299(OP)
>NOW WHOS GONNA STOP US, unless, there's an alliance, an alliance with a sense of rightness, a sense of right alliance
<Movie cuts to black with the text "The Sense of Right Alliance" will reutrn
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ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV

ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV ZOV
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Stuff like the soytan blacked timeline stories is why i still use this site, is the origin coaly, yes but the results of that which are the stories/timelines are geggy and fun
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someone create a hitbox server or a twitch raid thread or something
>someone create a hitbox server or a twitch raid thread or something
R: 9 / I: 1
>Yeah, that’s right Tyrone, keep railing my wife while I play Deltarune on my Switch 2!
>AYO IF YOU DONT SHUT YOUR CRACKA ASS UP, IMMA TAKE YOUR BITCH TO MY CRIB AND FUCK HER THERE
>Tyrone, you know well, like I’ve told you before, that “your crib” is in fact built on stolen indigenous land acquired through genocide. You are being disrespectful to every native man, woman, and two-spirited folkx-
>STFU HONKEY, IDGAF ABOUT NO GAY TRANNY SHIT
*suddenly, the room goes dark. When the light comes back on, Love is A Stream by Jefre Cantu-Ledesma is playing from every direction. Cobson is standing right behind Tyrone. He attempts a punch, but Cobson uses his Mario themed shoes to flip over Tyrone, while smoothly pulling out his supercharged NiggaBlasta 200*
>DAFUQ IS GOIN ON?!
>As a proud anti-racism advocate, I was willing to tolerate your jigaboo antics. But you’ve crossed the line this time, my ebony friend.
>You see, Tyrone, I don’t let you fuck my wide merely because I enjoy it. I have far loftier ambitions. While you were thrusting, I was observing and collecting data to build this super weapon, the first of its kind to be powered by pure BBC energy. I was intending on using it to kill drumpf and the RNC to rid our country of fascism forever. But I suppose you will make a fine test subject. Farewell, Tyrone.
*Cobson fires the NiggaBlasta and Tyrone is reduced to a pile of ash in a second.*
>Forgive me for taking the life of one of your holy children, Yakub. I WILL end racism with this power you have given me
R: 19 / I: 17
Can you posters come together and make a unified story/lore instead of having several canons go on at the same time
>>16765052(OP)
>>16765181
>>16765108
>>16765090(OP)
R: 4 / I: 1
quote is from kent, england. soy culture is spreading around the web like an empire. so the sharty is british imperialism.
R: 1 / I: 0
watch this
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>gooning to punjabi sex is aryan
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Create Soynautics gamenight

GET IN HERE
Minecraft survival with gemmy engineering, you can build both factories and vehicles with physics, similar to Besieged/Brick Rigs but in Minecraft
>I don't own jewcraft
CRACKED/FREE ACCOUNTS CAN JOIN AND PLAY.
>My computer is shit
The modpack itself is less than 200Mb in size and will run on machines with 8Gb of RAM.
>How to join?
https://soyjakwiki.org/Minecraft_Soyronautics#Joining_the_Server
You can download mods directly from soyjak.org (link on the 'ki). I'm going to help with any technical issues ITT
>wholesome screenshoterinos
R: 4 / I: 0
<Hey Nate
>WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE GIGA
<what's got you leaking so much?
>I WAS GONNA CONFESS MY LOVE TO HER, AND NOW SHES BLACKED! SHE WAS THE MOST AMAZING WOMEN I'VE EVER KNOWN. SHE DIDN'T DESERVE ANY OF THAT.
<Are you talking about soytan? Who cares about a stupid foid. She was built for BBC anyway.
>IM GONNA KILL YOU
<Hmm, seems like you should have brought a gun then.
<*BANG BANG*
*Nate falls to the ground and hunky walks by*

^What did you do to nate mayne? You gonna pay for this shit.

<You can't do anything against me. I'm giga, not some jarty cuc-BANG BANG BANG
*Hunky picks up nate and rushes him to the hospital*
R: 18 / I: 14
furry porn is zoophilia
R: 8 / I: 3
Going to sleep without a pillow for the 38th night in a row
R: 2 / I: 2
medieieia pendeing…

anporvololovol,,,,

>dies
R: 2 / I: 1
Reported every coal on the log for NAS. See you at https://soyjak.st/bans.php niggers
R: 9 / I: 0
Now that chud is becoming normgroid niggercoal, what do you think the next insult leftshits will try to create, that we can take from them and make our own?
R: 3 / I: 2
>doxing bad
>making fun of minorities bad
>not watching mainstream goyslop bad
>not gooning 24/7 bad
>"let people enjoy things"
>not supporting the current thing bad
R: 32 / I: 41
>Oh, there goes Nate again. His workouts have really done a wonder for him. I remember the days when it was just me and him against the world. Since I supported him through tough times, it’s only right that he becomes mine… right?
<Hey, Hunky. Wanna go watch a movie after classes?
^Nah, fuggen jardee might be on /soy/, so I have to stop that shieeet.
<Alright, catch ya later then.
>This is my chance!
to be continued
R: 8 / I: 2
Remember this Nate… Remember the face of the man who made sure you're girl took BBC… Remember the face of the man who made your precious soytan raise those nigger babies… I am beyond consent, I am beyond the law, I am beyond morality, I am Eugenics, I am Might, I am Domination… I AM… GIGARAPIST.
R: 18 / I: 5
I’ve had a dry cough for a month and a few weeks now and I’ve been on 4 different syrups and 2 different pills should I be concerned
>
R: 2 / I: 0
I need a spanking
R: 1 / I: 0
⌄Heh, time for some BBC kin-
⌄ACK
atheism won btw. Now go, SLF! Go and save soytan!
R: 0 / I: 0
;)
R: 8 / I: 2
R: 3 / I: 1
Stop slandering me this instant. I have never raped someone and especially a foid since the truth is… i, Ernest Khalimov identify as gay, how could you tell?
R: 76 / I: 15
femcels of /soy/, would you date us? which one of us would you specifically date?
R: 1 / I: 1
>So many timelines…
>Will the universe handle this?
>What do we do?
>Its growing exponentially?
>How can we stop it?
>Perhaps maybe…
>Destroy what started it all.
*Travels*
<Who the fuck are yo- ACCCKKKK!
R: 3 / I: 1
<
>DONT WORRY MUH PRINCESS I WILL SAVE YOUR VIRGINITY FOR MUH NATEY
>*PEW PEW*
^ACKKKK
R: 11 / I: 6
>*bites vlodsons fucking cock off*
>ACK!
>FUCK YOU COAL PIECE OF SHIT SOYTAN IS GETTING BLACKED
<EEK! CHUD HELP ME!
R: 1 / I: 0
>Here's John Wayne at the first Thanksgiving.
>Happy Thanksgiving, pilgrims.

>Okay, here's John Wayne Bobbitt at the first Thanksgiving:

>Where's my penis, pilgrims?

>And here's John Wayne Gacy at the first Thanksgiving.

>I want to dress up like a clown and have sex with children and k*ll them, pilgrims.


>Here's John Wayne at the first Thanksgiving.

>Happy Thanksgiving, pilgrims.

>Okay, here's John Wayne Bobbitt at the first Thanksgiving:

>Where's my penis, pilgrims?
>Here's John Wayne at the first Thanksgiving.
>Happy Thanksgiving, pilgrims.

>Okay, here's John Wayne Bobbitt at the first Thanksgiving:

>Where's my penis, pilgrims?
>Here's John Wayne at the first Thanksgiving.
>Happy Thanksgiving, pilgrims.

>Okay, here's John Wayne Bobbitt at the first Thanksgiving:

>Where's my penis, pilgrims?
>Here's John Wayne at the first Thanksgiving.
>Happy Thanksgiving, pilgrims.

>Okay, here's John Wayne Bobbitt at the first Thanksgiving:

>Where's my penis, pilgrims?
>Here's John Wayne at the first Thanksgiving.
>Happy Thanksgiving, pilgrims.

>Okay, here's John Wayne Bobbitt at the first Thanksgiving:

>Where's my penis, pilgrims?
R: 3 / I: 0
Selfish little fuck please save soytan PLEASE
R: 12 / I: 2
Children should be locked up in isolation chambers for 18 years and only be given food and water to prevent any possible grooming and if you disagree with me you're a 'edophile.
R: 0 / I: 0
Remember, Q will ALWAYS mean Qanon
R: 8 / I: 7
#BOYCOTTGIGA
R: 3 / I: 3
⌄CHUDDIUS. VLODERO.

⌄YOU HAVE MADE A TERRIBLE MISTAKE.

⌄DO NOT DEFY GODS PLAN.

⌄6-07-22
R: 6 / I: 1
Never forget
R: 4 / I: 1
hey guys, I love Jesus Christ, he is my savior
R: 2 / I: 0
new gemmy thing to send to 'ox targets
R: 1 / I: 0
>being insecure
R: 4 / I: 1
Where's that one gif of gigachad falling asleep wtf premium nigger archive niggers can't tag fucking shit worthless cattle
R: 8 / I: 1
>science lover… im gay
<hunky YOU WHAT!
^yeah I'm also gay btw
<GOD is there a single other subvariant that likes women?
*yeah… me
R: 5 / I: 3
>MUH BIBISI RAPE FANTASY
R: 1 / I: 0
ALL women yearn to be a BLACK BVLL's cumdumpster cumtoilet LOL!

no woman likes pathetic cuckold pathetic TWPs LOL!
R: 20 / I: 6
>hello soytan
<hiya giggachad! how ar-
>*pulls out gun* don't move
<p-please don't hurt me
DING!
^STOP RIGHT THERE, GIGACHAD!
R: 1 / I: 0
>I had to rape her. They raped me. I was expendable. They used me, just like I used her.
R: 0 / I: 0
holy shit… what fucking happened since I was last here
R: 4 / I: 1
goyball fans deserve to be cucked by a BBC BLACK BVLL
R: 7 / I: 2
>oy..
R: 24 / I: 13
Dear soyjak.party,

It's us, Anonymous, once again. Except this time it's the leader speaking.

We caused the previous downtime because we are finished with your child pornography, gore, and cruel jokes that spread like a snakes bite and ruin the internet. Where have all of the internet's problems come from? Reddit? 9gag? No, no. Here. Today at 12:00pm Pacific Time soyjak.party will officially come to an end.

"kek u cant do sh*t"

Not only do I have my hacking skills and team aside me, but I also have 9gag, the founding website of Anonymous, aside us.

You're probably all thinking

"DARNIT GUYS WHAT DO WE DO"

There is one thing you CAN do. Surrender. I want Quote here, with the ID and everything, saying sorry, and banning all of the disgusting things from your website.

As of now, you have 3 hours.

The clock is ticking, gentlemen.

We are legion. We do not forgive. We do not forget.

- The Leader
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Fight for Florida!!!!!!!
R: 6 / I: 0
what are some proxies that work on 4cuck
R: 1 / I: 0
jartycar DISCOVERED in the slums of Mumbai.
R: 0 / I: 0
itt we speedrun this bharatNVKE
R: 14 / I: 5
>hello soytan
<hiya giggachad! how ar-
>*pulls out gun* don't move
<p-please don't hurt me
>take your clothes off soytan
<oh god no please! don't do this to me! I'll give you my wallet, I'll give you everything I have!!

*tyrone walks by*
^ayo what da fu-
>*points gun at tyrone* don't move nigger
^please man, I don't want no trouble, I won't tell da cops I promise
>shut up and pull out dat BBC you stupid nigger
^ahh hell nah mane I ain't doin nuna that gay shit
>not for me you sub-70 iq ape, for this fine snowbunny you see here, crying and shaking before us
<NO NO NO PLEASE
>I want you to take dat BBC and crack her as hard as you can, no matter how hard she screams, and if you slow down or hold back for even a second, I'll put a bullet through your tiny fucking monkey skull
<PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME, I'M A VIRGIN PLEASE

^I's sorry soytan, but this nigga finna kill me

*PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP*
<PLEASE GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE IT'S TOO BIG
>haha splendid! kino! gemmy, I dare say!!
<PLEASE- SLOW- DOWN- I- CAN'T- TAKE… *orgasms uncontrollably*
>erm… GEMERALD ALERT
>soytan… did you just… you really are a propper bibici slvt
<no no no no no I didn't! no no

>alright nigger, I grow bored, pull out and switch to her asshole

<P-PLEASE NO PLEASE, I'LL DO ANYTHING ELSE
*PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP*
<OH GOD IT BURNS
<PLEASE, IT'S RIPPING, OH GOD IT'S BLEEDING OH GOD
>haha! vantawhite gigagem!

^sheeeit I'm bouta cum! I can't hold it

>then switch back to her pussy you stupid nigger
<PLEASE NO I DON'T WANT TO GET PREGNANT PLEASE
^I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MO
^SHEIIIIITTTT
<…no
>well it seems you have outlived your usefulness *BANG*
^ACK *dead body falls down onto soytan, pinning her down*

>well it looks like my work here is done

<please I'm can't move! don't leave me here
>erm… I missed the part where that's my problem, smell ya later foid, have a nice time raising your mixed raced kid, byeeee
R: 7 / I: 2
>What has the BBC ever done for me?
R: 624 / I: 105
confession thread

dont hold back
R: 1 / I: 1
OMG ishowspeed just performed at the world cup !
R: 1 / I: 1
>haha splendid! kino! gemmy, I dare say!!
R: 25 / I: 10
>hello soytan
<hiya giggachad! how ar-
>*pulls out gun* don't move
<p-please don't hurt me
>take your clothes off soytan
<oh god no please! don't do this to me! I'll give you my wallet, I'll give you everything I have!!

*tyrone walks by*
^ayo what da fu-
>*points gun at tyrone* don't move nigger
^please man, I don't want no trouble, I won't tell da cops I promise
>shut up and pull out dat BBC you stupid nigger
^ahh hell nah mane I ain't doin nuna that gay shit
>not for me you sub-70 iq ape, for this fine snowbunny you see here, crying and shaking before us
<NO NO NO PLEASE
>I want you to take dat BBC and crack her as hard as you can, no matter how hard she screams, and if you slow down or hold back for even a second, I'll put a bullet through your tiny fucking monkey skull
<PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME, I'M A VIRGIN PLEASE

^I's sorry soytan, but this nigga finna kill me

*PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP*
<PLEASE GOD IT HURTS SO MUCH I'M BEGGING YOU PLEASE IT'S TOO BIG
>haha splendid! kino! gemmy, I dare say!!
<PLEASE- SLOW- DOWN- I- CAN'T- TAKE… *orgasms uncontrollably*
>erm… GEMERALD ALERT
>soytan… did you just… you really are a propper bibici slvt
<no no no no no I didn't! no no

>alright nigger, I grow bored, pull out and switch to her asshole

<P-PLEASE NO PLEASE, I'LL DO ANYTHING ELSE
*PLAPPLAPPLAPPLAPPLAP*
<OH GOD IT BURNS
<PLEASE, IT'S RIPPING, OH GOD IT'S BLEEDING OH GOD
>haha! vantawhite gigagem!

^sheeeit I'm bouta cum! I can't hold it

>then switch back to her pussy you stupid nigger
<PLEASE NO I DON'T WANT TO GET PREGNANT PLEASE
^I CAN'T TAKE IT NO MO
^SHEIIIIITTTT
<…no
>well it seems you have outlived your usefulness *BANG*
^ACK *dead body falls down onto soytan, pinning her down*

>well it looks like my work here is done

<please I'm can't move! don't leave me here
>erm… I missed the part where that's my problem, smell ya later foid, have a nice time raising your mixed raced kid, byeeee
R: 13 / I: 4
>Giga did what to soytan…?
<Now now Nate… I know it may seem harsh but look at the bright side, just as Uncle Ben said with Great Power comes Great Responsibility! You'll make a great father for these sweet little black jesuses, I can teach you how to raise these yakubian wonders!
R: 7 / I: 1
i had a dream tonight where the sharty actually shuts down
R: 3 / I: 0
how are "people" (goyim) gay? how fucked up to accept shitting blood uncontrollably after 40 just to relive the moment someone raped you
R: 6 / I: 2
its so mexican!
R: 4 / I: 2
does anyone have that giga song that goes
>i chew penises that are covered in shit
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ITT WE POST THINGS THAT SOUND LIKE SHARTY TERMS OR SHARTY RELATED TERMS
R: 1 / I: 0
>doom e1m1
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Ai honestly ruined this site
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>kiwi felted
>archive.today kiked
>waybackmachine scrubbed
>sharty down
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bring back the deleted thread I want to argue with that Romanian some more
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special. wholesome
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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Operation Reality 2: STAGE 2

Stage 1: >>>/chive/172202
'teens, It's time to go outside again. Put jaks all over your neighborhood
>marge what the fuck is this
Operation Reality 2. See https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Reality_2
>ok what do i do nigga
Print out 'jaks (You should also cut out pieces of the paper to avoid invisible tracking dots if you have a color ink printer) and tape them onto things outside. Poles, trees, even buildings, just anything in your city really.
>but what if someone finds who i am through pictures sar
Remove the metadata from your image, and if there is any reflection, use a mask or any type of other thing to cover half of your face with.
>but what if the feds catch me
Make sure there aren't any cops in the area in the first place.
>but what if people see me and tell the feds
Go late at night or when the area doesnt have too many people. If you know alot about your area you can develop other solutions to this.
>sar what if they find my location through this
Do not show the sky or street signs. It's fine if you censor some other extra stuff in the image, aslong as you show the object and specifically where you placed the 'jak on.
>Where do i put the picture i took
In this thread, or on /soy/. REMEMBER TO ARCHIVE THE PICTURE TOO!
GOOD LUCK 'TEENS
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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