so basically step 1 of bagging a hot lesbian boyfriend is to throw away everything that's been ingrained in you about amonormativity , and think of getting into a relationship as like. a fun open option for your beautiful life and not something you need to do with any urgency. and also remember that whatever relationship you do get into does not need to place into any pre-defined boxes or categories if you dont want it to. it can just be its own thing. and then step 2 is to be nice and also gay and weird and passionate and reach out your yucky tendrils into the world until you meet someone who is also nice and gay and weird and passionate to be awesomefriends with
i think to be in a happy longbig relationship you gotta be best friends first and foremost. like no matter how developed the romantic side gets, if youre not friends then its straightup over.... a husband is a friend first and a husband second..
i feel like a romantic partner should imperatively be someone you can trust just like you trust a friend , someone you can be a little hater with . someone you share interests with and someone you can see yourself continuing to share interests with even when interest in the initial thing you guys met about fizzles out ... & someone you trust to be supportive of ur interests even when they Dont get it. someone you can do stupid bits with .someone you could spend 6 hours in a car or waiting room with just fine. i think because there’s a lot of societal pressure to Get a partner, a lot of people go looking for a partner and get one without even considering that they should actually be friends with that partner as well. it sounds like its Not worth it.
to me romantic love is beautiful and joyous and lovely , but platonic friendlove is the glue within every relationship that bonds people together
i think to be in a happy longbig relationship you gotta be best friends first and foremost. like no matter how developed the romantic side gets, if youre not friends then its straightup over.... a husband is a friend first and a husband second..
JACK IS STREAMING ME AN AWFUL SEXY BOYFRIEND ASMR VIDEO RIGHT NOW. SAVE ME. SAVE ME.
i hate this asmr boyfriend im actually going to kick his ass
I DONT CAREEE THAT YOU WANNA PLAY CALL OF DUTY IM NOT PLAYING WITH YOU. I DONT CARE IF RESIDENT EVIL GETS YOU PUMPING!!!!! YOURE SO MEAN TO ME AND MY BOOKS ALL THE TIME IM GONNA KICK YOU IN THE PENIS
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molabuddyReblogged m-chromaticklazikurFollowHad a dream that there was an enemy in deltarune chapter 5 called Lady Karasu that NOBODY online was talking about for some reason. She was like Tasque Manager but for KawKaws. I decided to draw her from memory#I LIKE HER..!!!!!431,0372,692
molabuddyintrojecting is so strange.. my mind got pregnant and had a beautiful nebulously young adult baby with immediate access to a lot of my memories and skills + her own semi-formed sense of identity. & shes a fictional character #sillytalking#we gotta go to bed.534
molabuddyReblogged ultimatestellarcosmovainFollowif the flowers actually Do have the same persoanlitys as tbe souls that means theyre all almost exactly as i imagines aw yay! except unyay. bc ob god. ohh gldcosmovainsomewhere in another universe aqua misunderstood her final moments as a game and laughed as she ran circles around asgore Somewhere in another universe green smiled and silently bowed their head and never blamed asgore one bit Somewhere in another universe asgore told yellow he deserved his fate-not because he belived it, but because he was still trying to justify it to himself-and the kid, freckled and lanky in a way his chubby cheeks hadnt caught up with yet-just cried and nodded his head and agreed. somewhere in another universe a kid trying to make her squeaky voice louder than her tiny body could ever manage told asgore she could win the fight without breaking a sweat, her trembling voice betraying her. somwnere in another universe seth tried to tell asgore a nice story, tried to get him to sit down just for a minute to just talk things through with them, to make him just Listen. somewhere in another universe blue understood they had a role to play, a part in this story, they knew this wasnt their story-but rhey warned asgore it wasnt his either.like idk pces. idk wharever god whatever#GODDDDDD THIS POST. UGGGHGGHHHH301,1332,608
molabuddyReblogged snickeringdragonmintttttttttttttttttttttttttttFollowsorry but this video is like a parasitic species to me#PENIS GNOME!!!!!!!!!18322,28028,813
molabuddyRebloggedcharl0ttanFollowWhat color do you think pairs best with RED?OrangeYellowGreenBluePurplePinkBlackGreyWhiteBrown6,920 votes • Remaining time: 4 days 5 hourscharl0ttanWhat color do you think pairs best with ORANGE?RedYellowGreenBluePurplePinkBlackGreyWhiteBrown5,935 votes • Remaining time: 4 days 5 hourscharl0ttanWhat color do you think pairs best with YELLOW?RedOrangeGreenBluePurplePinkBlackGreyWhiteBrown5,541 votes • Remaining time: 4 days 5 hourscharl0ttanWhat color do you think pairs best with GREEN?RedOrangeYellowBluePurplePinkBlackGreyWhiteBrown5,262 votes • Remaining time: 4 days 5 hours#i like this a lot#voted black for red#blue for orange (im imagining on the cyan side) (oh but wait thinking abt it green goes so good with it too..)#purple for yellow. though blue was a close second#& brown with green. cant go wrong with some earthyness… See all47693786
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molabuddyReblogged maythraymolabuddyFollowbeing too into a pair of characters and weird will get you thinking things like what if one of them was a rotting tree and the other was a mushroom colony growing on her#almost certain this is about your own thing but like hmm what if this was threesix..#sorry i already have the tiger and deer thing my bad. anyway yeah#<- NOOOO REMY GET BACK HERE........ THREESIX ROTTING TREE X MUSHROOM COLONY CAN BE REAL.… See all3166319
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molabuddywhere will you carry me, dune anew or the seaanywhere, I don't care ('til we're there)in the sea in the air in your boots in your hair - wanna be everywhere!!#tear up the ground by beetlemania. btw17
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Director: Jean Flynn | Studio: Cosgrove Hall | UK, 1997 touhouweedIt genuinely upsets me that there are people who call this animation and voice acting bad, there’s so much heart and soul on display in just this clip alonehandsometabbycAt first glance: ‘lol this is going to be one of those hilariously cheap animations’30 seconds in: ‘…Oh my god this is fantastic’dizzyhslightlyvoided“WHO DARES TO INVOKE WXRTHLTL-JWLPKLZ?” “Where were you when the vowels were bein’ handed out, behind the door??”14060,35374,718
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molabuddyRebloggedcosmovainFollowtacomicfujoshi asked:Tomorrow when the test tube find this jk of nature she will wrap its body in newspaper and carry him to the secret lab but tonight he is alive and in the north field with cobs dead body it is a perfect summer evening the moon is rising over the island the contestants are in the challenge and he stares into the sky there are twice as cucked mepads as usual cosmovain answered:SHUT UP SHUTIU S HUT UP311
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molabuddyReblogged murder-of-dipshitsbutch-king-frankensteinFollowI think those fancomics where Calvin from Calvin and Hobbes is transgender are cute and fun but I also think it's a deep misunderstanding of Calvin's character to think he would transition into a heterosexual normie who goes to her high school reunion. That girl would have neopronouns and fang implantsbutch-king-frankensteinAdult Calvin is a tattoo artist named Panthera who is the bassist in a terrible metal band called Captain Napalm and Hobbes helps do faer E injectionsbutch-king-frankensteinI know it's like 2 weeks too late to change it but I'm so mad I didn't realize that the band would obviously be called "Get Rid Of Slimy GirlS". I walk the road of shameparawyrm5115,29623,449
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