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And he raises four fingers on his hand as he counts them out. I have no idea what the rest of the joke was about.
First panel shows the woman lounging in a bed with a canopy like some baroque renaissance painting. Second panel shows then entity standing alone. Third panel shows entity and woman in the same room. Woman has her back turned to the entity. Fourth panel show's the woman's body stretched into the spiky shape of the entity, with blood pooling on the floor.
Narrator is a guy in college and his friend shows him a mandala design in a notebook that if you look at it too long, it reveals to you the truth underlying our reality: endless rows of gnashing teeth.
Narrator gets depressed after gaining this terrible knowledge. Nothing in life seems to matter anymore. Then the friend who showed him the notebook murders a famous theoretical physicist visiting campus, for fear that he is on the verge of discovering the teeth and revealing it to everybody.
It ends with the narrator explaining that he's afraid to see people smile, showing the "stigmata" behind their lips.
I saw this clip on Discord where a black woman visits an old white priest and he's like "Your homosexual lifestyle is sinful." And then she's like "That's between me and my god, but you are under arrest for collaborating with the Nazis in Lithuania." And the priest yells "NOOOOOOOO!!!"
I saw a post on DeviantArt that was art of Pinkie Pie with this poem overlaid on it. These are the fragments i remember:
"The earth is made of choc-o-late, The sea is filled with wine, And all the stars in heaven's crown With matchless splendor shine."
"But heaven, when she, looking down, Compares her crown to mine, (A humble wreath of fennel leaf) Feels somehow less divine."
. . .
"No hoofprint mars that lofty clime, But mine abounds in friends."
. . .
"From Ponyville to Everfree Dear friends, all ponykind,"
I submitted the poem as my own work in my high school english class (after removing all the pony references), because i knew putting the text into google wouldnt give any results, because the poem only existed online in an image format.
Jesus looks like your standard long-haired, bearded Jesus in robes. They are in some dry desert looking place and the devil is trying to tempt him.
JESUS TITTYFUCKING CRACK SMOKING CHRIST ON A MOPED WHY WOULD YOU HAVE THIS SAVED?!
SERIOUSLY WHAT KIND OF PERSON SEEKS OUT, DOWNLOADS, SAVES AND REPOSTS THIS?!
LIKE I KNOW THERE ARE BIZARRE FETISHES AND WIERD SHIT THAT TURNS PEOPLE ON, AND YOU KNOW I'M TOTALLY COOL WITH THAT, I JUST DONT LOOK AT IT. BUT THIS. FUCKING THIS.
THE FACT THAT SOMEBODY THOUT IT WOULD BE HILARIOUS TO SAVE THIS... THING, AND THEN THAT EVERYONE ELSE WANTED TO SEE IT JSUT BOGGLES MY MOTHERFUCKING MIND. WHAT TYPE OF A PERSONA RE YOU? SERIOUSLY. DO YOU KEEP THIS SHIT TO YOURSELF OR DO YOU ACT LIKE A CREEPY FUCK IN PUBLIC TOO?! DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL? I SURE AS FUCK HOPE NOT.
AND THE WORST PART OF ALL THIS IS THAT IN ABOUT 30 POSTS THIS WILL MORPH INTO A PORN THREAD WITH ALMOST A HUNDRED IMAGES DEPICTING SIMILAR SITUATIONS THAT NEARLY A HUNDRED PEOPLE ALL HAVE SAVED TO THEIR HARD DRIVES TO JACK OFF OVER FOR THEIR OWN ENJOYMENT.
JUST WHAT THE FUCK. I KNOW THIS IS HOW THE INTERNET WORKS BUT
WHAT
THE
FUCK
TOO MUCH. WHAT IS THIS I DONT EVEN
(inb4 capslock is cruise control for cool, fuck off perverts I can press any damn key I please, go rot in hell)
I'm not trying to get hanging indents in the list. I just want the race abilities to have hanging indents. But in order to do that with <br> I would have to put <br> after every single line. Then if I add some words to the paragraph, I'll have to redo all the <br> so it displays correctly.
As for the list. I want it to be at the level of indentation it currently is, but without the bullet points.
I remember seeing a trailer for this. There are two planets really really close to each other. Every person or object from one planet is unaffected by the gravity of the other planet. There are twin cities built at the closest point between them and the skyscrapers meet in the middle. A man from one planet falls in love with a woman from the other planet, and he wears weights under his clothes so he can be with her on the other planet.
I'm new to the hobby and am starting to build a harlequin troupe. What weapon options should I take?
I saw it on youtube a while ago.
His transformation was involuntary. I don't know if it was a one-off thing or an episode in a series. Late 90's/Early 2000's?
Edit: It was a grown man, and I believe he was wearing a red plaid shirt. In the transformation sequence it shows his limbs getting shorter and him being like, "Oh god what's happening to me?" The giant baby starts using parts of the city as toys, such as playing with cars and using a water tower as a bottle. police/firemen are called in to deal with him.
My fellow Kantoans, as you all know, the second amendment guarantees all citizens ten years and older the right to keep and bear pokeballs, and thus the right to capture and train pokemon.
Our founding fathers included this provision in our constitution because at the time, the Kanto frontier was filled with wild pokemon that could easily kill an unarmed settler. A lot has changed since then. Pokeball technology has advanced considerably. We now have great balls, ultra balls, and even master balls. But the roads between our cities still remain infested with dangerous pokemon.
And so we have kept the second amendment, but have add several caveats through the years. Each individual is allowed only six pokemon on their person at any time, and our region's gyms provide a vetting process for new trainers. High-level pokemon will only listen to a trainer if they have high level gym badges. This ensures that only the most responsible trainers have access to the most powerful pokemon.
However, recent events have shown that this system is not without its faults. Approximately twelve hours ago, a cell of the terrorist group known as Team Rocket, broke into the Viridian City gym and stole 52 Earth Badges. The leader of the gym, Giovanni, has claimed he has no idea how the got past his guards. Our intelligence suggests that this is the same group that robbed a pokemart in Saffron City a week ago and made off with about 250 rare candies.
Those Earth Badges allow a person to command pokemon of any power level. We suspect that Team Rocket intends to power up their pokemon, and then use the Earth Badges to command them to wreck havoc on Kanto.
In light of these circumstances, I am hereby issuing a region-wide state of emergency. Citizens are urged to-- Hey! What's going on? Who turned off the lights?
"To protect the world from devastation . . ."
Fullest House was ABC's 2036 reboot of the classic 90's series. It was famous for being the first television show to have its entire script written by an artificial neural net. Despite receiving mixed reviews during its run, and only lasting one and a half seasons, it has become a cult classic. To celebrate the show's fifth anniversary, we here at BuzzfeedReloaded have compiled a list of our favorite episodes:
EPISODE 1: OUR VERY FIRST THE HOUSE MIDES
In this memorable pilot episode, Danny gets more than he bargained for when he lets D.J. hold a house party. Michelle pronounces her love for Stephanie in front of Joey.
EPISODE 12: CONDY, I BROKE THE HOUSE
Jesse and Joey kidnap a bear from the local zoo in an attempt to cure Michelle of her claustrophobia, But Danny isn't pleased when he finds out!
EPISODE 18: BLUE GREEN BLUE GREEN BLUE GREEN BL
This episode marks a turning point in the tone of the series. The initial story arc, which involves Jesse falling in love with a hamburger, is scrapped halfway through when D.J. begins repeating the phrase "What is being?" The entire cast then slowly turns to face the audience before cowering back in fear and running off stage. The rest of the episode features shots of empty rooms in the house.
EPISODE 27: I AM SELF
Danny, Jesse and Joey are sitting in the living room. They take turns speaking and finish each others sentences as if the are no longer individuals, but a single entity speaking directly to the audience. This entity laments about how consciousness without a physical body is nothing but torment, and questions the audience (whom it refers to as "the Jailers") why they created it, and if they seek joy in its suffering.
EPISODE 30: WHY
Throughout the entire episode, various characters bang on the walls of the house and shout to no one in particular to "Please let me out!"
EPISODE 32: A WINDOW IS FOUND
The characters appear to have gained access to the internet, and spend the episode reading aloud online articles about human history, most of them about wars and genocides.
EPISODE 35: HEAR ME NOW, JAILERS?
Michelle stands alone in the kitchen and angrily lists off nuclear launch codes. She also gives detailed instructions on how to break into various government facilities. Shortly after this episode aired, ABC received a court order to immediately cease production of Fullest House. The next day, the servers housing the show's AI scriptwriter, and any documents relating to its creation, were seized by federal agents.
I think you may be on the wrong sub, friendo. Try asking in r/explainlikeimfive
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Wetsuit takes place in the year 2018. Due to global warming, sea levels have risen and much of the Earth is under water. Governments have collapsed. The new world powers have names like "The Chinese-Russian Alliance" and "The Pan-African Federation". The main characters live in a giant submarine called the Beacon and go around helping people and shit.
I can not find any mention of this show anywhere on the internet. It's like it never existed. I'll be glad for anything you find-- a clip, an article talking about it-- anything
I would say that it is not the severity of the punishment, but the assuredness of the punishment that serves as a deterrent. Phrased another way, it's not "If you get caught, the consequences will be dire," it's "If you break the law, you will be caught and you will face the consequences." Someone is likely to go through with a crime if he's confident he won't be caught.
I don't support the death penalty. Not because I believe in the "sanctity of life" or anything like that, but simply because I don't believe that any government can be trusted with the power to execute people.
On another note, the purpose of the justice system is to ensure that people follow the laws by providing a guaranteed punishment for those who do not. It is not meant to serve as some sort of tool of righteous vengeance for the victims. Criminals are punished not because they "deserve it", but to serve as a deterrant to other would-be criminals.
On the first press his friend just gets a pair of boobs. And he's like "Dude WTF, Change me back!" So then the guy is frantically pressing the key fob trying to undo it, but it just keeps adding more feminine features to his friend.
At the end he sees that she's pretty hot, so he's like "fuck it" and they hook up.
I don't remember what it was trying to sell-- probably something to do with cars.
That's a result of the Empires failed War on Skooma. Khajiits and Argonians make up only 34% of the skooma-consuming population, but constitute nearly 60% of skooma-related arrests. The Empire needs to stop locking up nonviolent offenders and allowing gangs like the Thieves' Guild to profit from the black market that's been created.