pansexualkiba:
This is a sequel to this poll
EDIT: since i realize yall havent watched everything here like i have, here’s all of them in a completely random order.
Okay, now that it’s over, allow me to explain the rationale for each and every one. Spoilers, of course.
The Sonic Bible was a fan favorite, as half the listed here are. I said “Which one did I miss” and you all said “Oh, remember when BDG said he never played a Sonic game?” and its treated as this big masterclass of trickery when really it’s not. Tons of people are aware of giant media icons and don’t interact with their source material. Pokemon is like, the biggest media franchise and there are Poketubers out there who have never played a Pokemon game. It’s Plato’s cave out here, and not playing a Sonic game isn’t so much a reveal as it is the natural cadence of the video. A lot of BDG videos are like that. Or maybe I’m just fucking stupid, idk.
Shapeland was insane from conception to reveal. The long explanation about how such a model was difficult to implement, much less repeat. The giant timecard about how this was exactly what he did. Then the reveal that ShapeLand IS real, that it’s a real park with real attendance numbers on a real date in actual history, that they could run this with ANY date - that was insane. That was iconic. No one does it like Kevin Perjuror.
The Dark Brony Double Life was insane because of the LACK of theatrics. To this day, my Discord status says “AND SO THE PONY CONSUMES ITS OWN TAIL.” because of the spiralling nature of the concept of horse famous. Jenny foreshadows the reveal ONCE, and then casually just goes “by the way, I made Friendship is Witchcraft” and it utterly recontextualizes not just that video, but the other Pony videos she’s done. She’s not just a dedicated fan vis a vis her Star Wars and Harry Potter videos, no, she was HORSE FAMOUS, to the point that she had IMPERSONATORS. You all had a pick and you were right, good on ya.
Alex Lasarenko won last time, too. Tbh, its pretty good. The whole video was leading up to the reveal of Alex writing the Disney Channel theme, but slowly, the video becomes more than a deep dive. It becomes an obituary, a tribute, a biography of a late man who soundtracked a lot of kids’ childhoods, with a single four-note melody. And Kevin decides to not let that define Alex’s life, like he feels Defunctland might one day define him. And so, throughout this mystery-biopic, he plays Alex Lasarenko’s music, and only ever tells you this once the time is right. And it flips the definition of Alex Lasarenko on its head, and THAT’S a reveal that has me on the brink of tears every time.
QAnon is a reveal, yes, and I’m glad you all recommended this one because I HADN’T seen it before. It’s a sobering reveal, however. You’re having a time, learning about the decline of flat earthers and you’re learning how antisemitism and the like fuels most modern occultism and conspiracies, and then you’re hit with how they’re all at QAnon now, and you’re explained the cult of QAnon, and this becomes historical horror. Because the history is now. And the horror is you can SEE the end result as it is. SEW isn’t a sibyl, but goddamn was that a portent. With the way y'all were batting for it, I figured it’d be higher-rated. Ah well.
Waluigi, in my opinion, was an insane reveal because it wasn’t just the reveal of the video - it was the reveal of a full SEASON. Of REAL LIFE. For those of you unaware of Polygon history (unlike me, who had an on-off crush on Pat Gill), Brian was some hairless Baltimore twink like some kind of emaciated harbor seal, and one day, he decided to grow a mustache. This was, as I’m sure you’ll imagine, unpopular with his fanbase because he was a white twink in a suit. He had to publically go, in a video that season, “You aren’t my friends and you have no say in what I do with my body”. The Gilbertheads (they dont call themselves that) were INSANE over this mustache. And then he makes a Waluigi video, who was ALSO becoming a popular meme because… I assume Reddit or 4chan was responsible somehow. And you slowly realize, as the video goes on, ESPECIALLY when the words FMV tumble out of his lips, that, oh no, he’s attempting to BE Waluigi. And then he opines about the nature of Luigi, after disparaging him the whole video. And behind him, fucking Vesti la Giubba from Pagliachi has been growing in volume. And he says “[…] I’m-a Luigi.” so despondently it alters his color scheme, culminating in him shaving off the mustache ON SCREEN. Ridi, Pagliaccio.
People have said that the Victorious series finale infuriated them, and GOOD. Throught the mini-miniseries, Quinton had been casually stating the episode number, implying a finale was going to happen, potentially even gaslighting people into thinking “wait, WAS there a finale?” and since he reviewed the Victorious episodes as they came, you were ultimately left unsure. This is Quinton Reviews, the guy who dug up the very first Garfield newspaper comics and BECAME the foremost expert on Garfield (in what I like to call his Agatha Christie moment), of course he might be thorough enough to dig up some lost media finale. He found theslap.com, for god’s sake. And then he introduces the finale. And the screen goes black. It’s black for a little too long. And the lights come up. And he reveals his trick. Notably, he had never actually SAID what was in the finale, just alluded it happened, and subtly building up to it. And it never existed. And he WANTS you to feel enraged. Because that was the attitude at the time.
Tommy Talarico, I’ll admit, wasn’t so much of a reveal as it was a deranged second video. Of course, that’s if Tommy Talarico was the reveal in and of itself. A few eagle-eyed pollers may have noticed that I never specified WHAT aspect of Tommy boy was the reveal, and that’s because Tommy Talarico is a rabbit hole that would make Frederik Knudson squirt across the room (go follow him on Twitch, he’s an owl-themed VTuber now (Fred, not Tom)). He was never on Cribs. He bought his world records. He lies constantly for his own ego. He’s a throwaway line on the first half of the video, and then HBG turns off the greenscreen and begins a long exposé on the son of a bitch. And every single line there is another bullet to the chest. It’s its own brand of unhinged, and I respect everyone who got it to second place.
The Forgiveness of Jon (u/Rojom, 2020, Pencil on paper) wasn’t really a reveal, so much as a notable piece of r/imsorryjon lore. In the same manner as Sonic, this isn’t so much a reveal as it is the natural conclusion of the way the video was heading. One might CONSIDER it a reveal, as many will point out it’s a direct contrast to the way Jon was depicted in all other works, up to and including the ending of the Sex Survey Results, but its a reveal in the way a final magnum opus from a long-dead painter is a reveal. However, perhaps that’s all it has to be. Still a little ill-fitting for the poll, tho.
Anyways congrats to Alex-boy for winning a second time! :)