japenis challenges the status uoh
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I want to be choked while being told to “cum and die”. Such small hands trying to end me with all their strength. It’s not my fault, her friend forced me to sleep with her. Only for her to cry and lose all strength in both her thrusts and grips. I cum and live.
淫夢すんなおい
"I cum and live." is funny though
More joke explaining: イク (iku) in katakana is the common expression for cumming in most instances. 生け written with this kanji is also read as "ike", quite similar as you can see, and it's basically an imperative of the verb to live, be alive, therefore you get this wordplay.
Also, I translated イキ死ねっ！as "Cum and die!" rather than something more natural like "Die from pleasure!" because that's the way I first saw it translated and I found it really outrageous and funny.
ツイートはこちら：https://nitter.net/capten_BM/status/884703431650189317
Instead of iku we ike. What am awespriring japenis
Cum can also be ike if it's an order. I remember seeing some very nice videos of a guy rubbing or fingering a girl, baby-talking to her and then suddenly stopping and going "ike." in a serious voice and she cums her brains out. Lost the twitter acc that posted those unfortunately, I think it might have been deleted.
Fucking the suicidal girl and telling her to not die while pounding her
When e-kitten from discord comes to her senses and actually wants to live.
Fucking the depression outta her
This is literally a plot of a doujin that trended in nhen back in March
What is even the context for this lol.
Going by the backgroudn and her books I assume she takes literature very seriously
Talking about ero manga
From where is this character from?
twinkle star knights, pretty sure it dosent have an english release tho
Cum so hard you become comatose! Cumatose! Cum on toes! Kyaaaaaa!
Idk man, i dont think i could jerk off to "LIVE!! CUM AND LIVE!!" without laughing.