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▶ №16677483[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>16677493>>16677504>>16677543>>16677743

You are Brandon.
Or Angelo.
Or Elijah?
You really can't remember. You're really only known by your X handle at this point.
You live in Manila, Philippines, the most beautiful place on Earth.
Right now you're reading posts by Chibireviews. God, he is so funny. You hope one day you too can be like him and own the heckin' antis! Maybe you'll even visit the United States.
Shifts at the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory have been extra grueling recently, though you are getting paid an extra peso a month.

What will you do?

▶ №16677487[Quote]

post 'cado on the 'log

▶ №16677489[Quote]>>16677494

buy skin whitener to larp as aryan

▶ №16677492[Quote]>>16677512

Skip work and goon to loli shoticon o algo

▶ №16677493[Quote]

>>16677483 (OP)
>Open up da ‘cuck and goon to the finest loli ‘o

▶ №16677494[Quote]

>>16677489
And blue eye contacts

▶ №16677500[Quote]

Make 14 based nazi edits and spam it on xitter and 'tok

▶ №16677504[Quote]

>>16677483 (OP)
Make tomoko femcel nazi edits for da Tok

▶ №16677512[Quote]

>>16677492
Dont do this

▶ №16677526[Quote]>>16677530>>16677532>>16677538>>16677561>>16677575

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>post 'cado on the 'log
You want to spam on the shardee so you load up IE 6.5 and try to post on the site.
…
Oh right.
You were 'nished 3 months ago for BMT.
Not like you'd want to use the site anyway. It's full of tranny black antis. Or something.

▶ №16677530[Quote]

>>16677526
Whip out your TBP and goon for hours

▶ №16677532[Quote]

>>16677526
buy skin whitener to larp as aryan

▶ №16677538[Quote]

>>16677526
Buy white paint and a yellow wig and blue eye contacts

▶ №16677543[Quote]

>>16677483 (OP)
my room does not look like that

▶ №16677547[Quote]

I am not a punk, I like other music.

▶ №16677558[Quote]

Some people like punk music, but I do not really play that sort of stuff, I sounds different.

▶ №16677561[Quote]

>>16677526
Go to an Internet Cafe to get on 'narky DOT 'nappy

▶ №16677562[Quote]

There some times you play other stuff, it by ear; it take some time.

▶ №16677575[Quote]

>>16677526
Do Dis

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>buy skin whitener to larp as aryan
You HAVE heard good things about Sukdeep's whitening cream.
You apply the cream, one doused in a heavenly, almost hyperborean glow.
You feel the souls of one hundred Nordic soldiers cheering you on.
Congratulations. You are now 0.00000023% white

▶ №16677604[Quote]

>>16677597
Go outside and explore the aryan homeland

▶ №16677609[Quote]


>>16677597
scam kids on REDACTED to get enough money to buy more skin whitener

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▶ №16677656[Quote]

Up

▶ №16677657[Quote]>>16677702

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>Whip out your TBP BWC and goon for hours
Something about this moment has inspired you to goon.
You pull up your favorite site and goon for hours to Touhou characters.

It is your fifth time today.

▶ №16677666[Quote]

test

▶ №16677702[Quote]

>>16677657
Feel famished after gooning and decide to eat Buldak cancerogenic noodles

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>Go outside and explore the aryan homeland
You venture outside your apartment for the first time in months. You breathe in deeply.
You choke on several flies. Extra protein, you think.
Sukdeep is here.
>MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING BLOODY FUCKER YOU FUCKING BLOODY BITCH BASTARD I HAVE BEEN LOSING OF THE RUPEES!
You remember that your spout with him over who is the hottest Pokemon trainer got heated and ended with him getting throttled. He is losing his engagement bait Twitter Blue money by the second.
What will you do?

▶ №16677733[Quote]

up

▶ №16677735[Quote]

>>16677718
filipinos are whiter than that you realise so everyone gets whiter (snopes: ethnoguesser)

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>>16677483 (OP)
‘Zellig will never groyper culture

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>>16677718
You tell hi, to fight da commies and join an Indian paramilitary group that kills Aryan communists

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>>16677718
immediately start eating him

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>>16677718
You tell him to go back to his country because he’s Indian and not white like us Filipinos or something

▶ №16677786[Quote]>>16677787>>16677792>>16677801>>16677802>>16677818

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>filipinos are whiter than that you realise so everyone gets whiter (snopes: ethnoguesser)
You realize that you're supposed to be whiter. You see no physical change on yourself but you feel it in your heart. You brag to Sukdeep about this.
>MOTHERFUCKING FUCKER I AM WHITER THAN IS YOU
He's even angrier now.
What will you do?

▶ №16677787[Quote]

>>16677786
use my aryan rage to become even whiter

▶ №16677792[Quote]

>>16677786
have a cockfight (with chickens) to prove who's whiter

▶ №16677801[Quote]

>>16677786
starts immediately eating him

▶ №16677802[Quote]

>>16677786
Call quote to beat him up

▶ №16677814[Quote]

Bump

▶ №16677818[Quote]

>>16677786
Call him da fuggen sherdee

▶ №16677820[Quote]

You decide you want to improve your life so you go for a run

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>use my aryan rage to become even whiter
calling upon the ancient secrets of the elder International Pedophile Alliance, you become white for a short moment. Using your time wisely, you punch Sukdeep.
He is on the floor foaming at the mouth.
A few seconds later, you lose your whiteness.
What will you do?

▶ №16677864[Quote]

>>16677856
you call upon odins and thors neo bussy or something, calling for xe/xem to smite him

▶ №16677866[Quote]

>>16677856
Go to Jollibee and masturbate in the bathroom to further hone my aryan power

▶ №16677883[Quote]

>>16677856
Go into a pool of cum to become whiter

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>>16677856
Mpa hell

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>>16677856
janjan please anporv dis

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>>16677856
Go to a local landfill and search for ingredients for pagpag because I'm hungry

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>>16677856
start immediately eating him

▶ №16677954[Quote]

gem

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Up

▶ №16677999[Quote]

Bump

▶ №16678251[Quote]>>16678296>>16678301>>16678308>>16678313>>16678316

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>start immediately eating him
You take the opportunity to eat Sukdeep. You feel bad. You and him were allies in the Lolicon war of '22. Oh well.
You feel like you should go to work.
What will you do?

▶ №16678296[Quote]

>>16678251
Became Aryan by writing a ban a;peal to quote and renouncing your pedophilia n sheeit

▶ №16678301[Quote]

>>16678251
power outage bump

▶ №16678308[Quote]

>>16678251
Go to work and display my aryan genes to any sisas nearby

▶ №16678313[Quote]

>>16678251
Eat jollibee

▶ №16678316[Quote]

>>16678251
Star leaking at antis on xitter

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Up

▶ №16678397[Quote]>>16678406>>16678418>>16678421>>16678430>>16678443

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>Go to work and display my aryan genes to any sisas nearby
You go to work.
Your boss is sperging out about something, clearly trying to get your attention.
>@aryanphonkkinghitlermess1488!!! @aryanphonkkinghitlermess1488!!!
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEARR HOW RATE YOU ARRE!!
Oh great. Another anti. You've already dealt with these on X, why at your place of work?!
What will you do?

▶ №16678406[Quote]

>>16678397
Shart shitting and calling him a Shartycuck

▶ №16678408[Quote]

approve my fucking shit jannies

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>>16678397
Open X to find a fitting wojack to counter him

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>>16678397
You find a fine ass black bitch to cool him down

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>>16678397
Find one of those shitty giga edits in 144p you keep seeing being posted on X and repeat what he said

▶ №16678443[Quote]

>>16678397
attempt to rape him to assert my dominance as the superior male

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>Start shitting and call him a shartycuck
>Open X to find a fitting wojack to counter him
You dribble out a few logs onto the ground.
>I IS GIVE YOU POOPSON SHARTYCUK!!
You inadvertently shit on a mains plug, surging the power of the sweatshop and destroying thousands of dollars worth of equipment. Your boss is in stunned silence.
You clearly have won the soyduel.
What will you do?

▶ №16678469[Quote]

>>16678460
LUNGE AT HIM

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>>16678460
As a victory you fuck a fine ass black kween

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>>16678460
Try to blast him with your shit

▶ №16678476[Quote]

>>16678460
Go to another sweatshop because the owner is a “””Aryan”””

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>>16678460
pick up some shit and rub it on his forehead

▶ №16678526[Quote]>>16678529>>16678543

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>Try to blast him with your shit
You decide that your boss is a bigoted tyrant that deserves to be taken down. You line up your massive prolapsed ass and shoot liquid shit you've been building from yesterday's Buldak noodles.
<AAAAGGHHHHBBLBPbplBLBppblblbbb
Your boss is knocked out cold.
Your country's main cultural export is under threat because of you though. You don't want to lose your home. You feel like you will need to go on a quest to get new equipment.
What will you do?

▶ №16678529[Quote]

>>16678526
consume his flesh, wear his clothing, and become the new boss

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>>16678526
Move to America and become an ice officer(your 1/324th American)

▶ №16678556[Quote]

bumo

▶ №16678557[Quote]>>16678561>>16678563

nuthread tomorrow

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>>16678557
KILL YOURSELF OBSESSED GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

▶ №16678563[Quote]

>>16678557
Good night xir

▶ №16678565[Quote]

>nuthread tomorrow
ok saar


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