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▶ №16677483[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>16677493>>16677504>>16677543>>16677743

You are Brandon.
Or Angelo.
Or Elijah?
You really can't remember. You're really only known by your X handle at this point.
You live in Manila, Philippines, the most beautiful place on Earth.
Right now you're reading posts by Chibireviews. God, he is so funny. You hope one day you too can be like him and own the heckin' antis! Maybe you'll even visit the United States.
Shifts at the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory have been extra grueling recently, though you are getting paid an extra peso a month.

What will you do?

▶ №16677487[Quote]

post 'cado on the 'log

▶ №16677489[Quote]>>16677494

buy skin whitener to larp as aryan

▶ №16677492[Quote]>>16677512

Skip work and goon to loli shoticon o algo

▶ №16677493[Quote]

>>16677483 (OP)
>Open up da ‘cuck and goon to the finest loli ‘o

▶ №16677494[Quote]

>>16677489
And blue eye contacts

▶ №16677500[Quote]

Make 14 based nazi edits and spam it on xitter and 'tok

▶ №16677504[Quote]

>>16677483 (OP)
Make tomoko femcel nazi edits for da Tok

▶ №16677512[Quote]

>>16677492
Dont do this

▶ №16677526[Quote]>>16677530>>16677532>>16677538>>16677561>>16677575

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>post 'cado on the 'log
You want to spam on the shardee so you load up IE 6.5 and try to post on the site.
…
Oh right.
You were 'nished 3 months ago for BMT.
Not like you'd want to use the site anyway. It's full of tranny black antis. Or something.

▶ №16677530[Quote]

>>16677526
Whip out your TBP and goon for hours

▶ №16677532[Quote]

>>16677526
buy skin whitener to larp as aryan

▶ №16677538[Quote]

>>16677526
Buy white paint and a yellow wig and blue eye contacts

▶ №16677543[Quote]

>>16677483 (OP)
my room does not look like that

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I am not a punk, I like other music.

▶ №16677558[Quote]

Some people like punk music, but I do not really play that sort of stuff, I sounds different.

▶ №16677561[Quote]

>>16677526
Go to an Internet Cafe to get on 'narky DOT 'nappy

▶ №16677562[Quote]

There some times you play other stuff, it by ear; it take some time.

▶ №16677575[Quote]

>>16677526
Do Dis

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>buy skin whitener to larp as aryan
You HAVE heard good things about Sukdeep's whitening cream.
You apply the cream, one doused in a heavenly, almost hyperborean glow.
You feel the souls of one hundred Nordic soldiers cheering you on.
Congratulations. You are now 0.00000023% white

▶ №16677604[Quote]

>>16677597
Go outside and explore the aryan homeland

▶ №16677609[Quote]


>>16677597
scam kids on REDACTED to get enough money to buy more skin whitener

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Up

▶ №16677657[Quote]>>16677702

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>Whip out your TBP BWC and goon for hours
Something about this moment has inspired you to goon.
You pull up your favorite site and goon for hours to Touhou characters.

It is your fifth time today.

▶ №16677666[Quote]

test

▶ №16677702[Quote]

>>16677657
Feel famished after gooning and decide to eat Buldak cancerogenic noodles

▶ №16677718[Quote]>>16677735>>16677766>>16677775>>16677784

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>Go outside and explore the aryan homeland
You venture outside your apartment for the first time in months. You breathe in deeply.
You choke on several flies. Extra protein, you think.
Sukdeep is here.
>MOTHERFUCKER FUCKING BLOODY FUCKER YOU FUCKING BLOODY BITCH BASTARD I HAVE BEEN LOSING OF THE RUPEES!
You remember that your spout with him over who is the hottest Pokemon trainer got heated and ended with him getting throttled. He is losing his engagement bait Twitter Blue money by the second.
What will you do?

▶ №16677733[Quote]

up

▶ №16677735[Quote]

>>16677718
filipinos are whiter than that you realise so everyone gets whiter (snopes: ethnoguesser)

▶ №16677743[Quote]

>>16677483 (OP)
‘Zellig will never groyper culture

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>>16677718
You tell hi, to fight da commies and join an Indian paramilitary group that kills Aryan communists

▶ №16677775[Quote]

>>16677718
immediately start eating him

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>>16677718
You tell him to go back to his country because he’s Indian and not white like us Filipinos or something

▶ №16677786[Quote]>>16677787>>16677792>>16677801>>16677802>>16677818

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>filipinos are whiter than that you realise so everyone gets whiter (snopes: ethnoguesser)
You realize that you're supposed to be whiter. You see no physical change on yourself but you feel it in your heart. You brag to Sukdeep about this.
>MOTHERFUCKING FUCKER I AM WHITER THAN IS YOU
He's even angrier now.
What will you do?

▶ №16677787[Quote]

>>16677786
use my aryan rage to become even whiter

▶ №16677792[Quote]

>>16677786
have a cockfight (with chickens) to prove who's whiter

▶ №16677801[Quote]

>>16677786
starts immediately eating him

▶ №16677802[Quote]

>>16677786
Call quote to beat him up

▶ №16677814[Quote]

Bump

▶ №16677818[Quote]

>>16677786
Call him da fuggen sherdee

▶ №16677820[Quote]

You decide you want to improve your life so you go for a run

▶ №16677856[Quote]>>16677864>>16677866>>16677883>>16677890>>16677903>>16677930>>16677944

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>use my aryan rage to become even whiter
calling upon the ancient secrets of the elder International Pedophile Alliance, you become white for a short moment. Using your time wisely, you punch Sukdeep.
He is on the floor foaming at the mouth.
A few seconds later, you lose your whiteness.
What will you do?

▶ №16677864[Quote]

>>16677856
you call upon odins and thors neo bussy or something, calling for xe/xem to smite him

▶ №16677866[Quote]

>>16677856
Go to Jollibee and masturbate in the bathroom to further hone my aryan power

▶ №16677883[Quote]

>>16677856
Go into a pool of cum to become whiter

▶ №16677890[Quote]

>>16677856
Mpa hell

▶ №16677903[Quote]

>>16677856
janjan please anporv dis

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>>16677856
Go to a local landfill and search for ingredients for pagpag because I'm hungry

▶ №16677944[Quote]

>>16677856
start immediately eating him

▶ №16677954[Quote]

gem

▶ №16677996[Quote]

Up

▶ №16677999[Quote]

Bump

▶ №16678251[Quote]>>16678296>>16678301>>16678308>>16678313>>16678316

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>start immediately eating him
You take the opportunity to eat Sukdeep. You feel bad. You and him were allies in the Lolicon war of '22. Oh well.
You feel like you should go to work.
What will you do?

▶ №16678296[Quote]

>>16678251
Became Aryan by writing a ban a;peal to quote and renouncing your pedophilia n sheeit

▶ №16678301[Quote]

>>16678251
power outage bump

▶ №16678308[Quote]

>>16678251
Go to work and display my aryan genes to any sisas nearby

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>>16678251
Eat jollibee

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>>16678251
Star leaking at antis on xitter

▶ №16678375[Quote]

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