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Twinkies are small living pastry creatures that greatly resemble the Snack Treat by the same name. It's not

Twinkies chase down their victim
Art and Concept by ChrisElFox

Twinkies chase down their victim Art and Concept by ChrisElFox

entirely clear what breed of creature they are, and they have been likened to Foxes, Rabbits, and Dogs.

Twinkies look cute, but they are considered to be very dangerous. Their sole goal in life is to find a warm place to rest and multiply inside and they'll stop at almost nothing to acquire that goal. By any means necessary, Twinkies will swarm and stuff themselves inside you, and once inside the body, they'll multiply to excessive degrees...

Don't forget to visit the Twinkie petting garden at Fattoid.

While the origin of the Twinkies is currently unknown, they seem to follow Chris El Fox as a leader.

Twinkies come in all sorts of shapes, sizes and flavors.

Standard Flavors[]

Some people actually like, or even love consuming the Twinkies

Some people actually like, or even love consuming the Twinkies. Koga for example is a big fan Art by ChrisElFox

Twinkie - Yellow[]

Standard Twinkie Foxes

Twinkie - Chocolate[]

Unlike the standard flavor, these Twinkies are classified as Dogs. They also seem to follow Joda Pup, rather than Chris

Strawberry[]

Pig-shaped Twinkies, while they induce strawberry effects, there's also a low chance of a temporary Pig or Boar TF

Chocolate Creme[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Chocolate Peanut Butter[]

Labrador Shaped Twinkies

Chocolate Covered Twinkie[]

"Chocodile" Perhaps some kind of crocodile twinkie?

Special Flavors[]

Chris uses his Cyberspace Powers to feed a few billion Blueberry Twinkies to a certain space faring fox

Chris uses his Cyberspace Powers to feed a few billion Blueberry Twinkies to a certain space faring fox

Blueberry[]

A Blueberry filled Twinkie. Watch out if you have Blueberry Allergies, or even if you don't, this Twinkie is sure to fill you up with Juice.

Raspberry[]

Corgi shaped Twinkies

Blue Raspberry (Extreme Creme)[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Cherry Chocodile[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Banana Split[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Deep Fried[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Deep Fried Double Chocolate[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Deep Fried Banana[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Cheesecake[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Beef Twinkies[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Twinkie Burrito[]

An unholy combination. A big bloated Twinkie stuffed to the brim with burrito fillings. A match made in hell, and one that almost invariably causes extreme gas. Please, for everyone's sake, stay away from this Twinkie.

Chocolate Cake[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Ding Dong[]

White Fudge Variant

Ho-hos[]

Peanut Butter Variant

Ogre Twinkies[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Twinkie Ice Cream[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Frozen Twinkies[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Twinkie - Zingers[]

I imagine these twinkies move very fast

Twinkie - Zingers Raspberry[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Honey Bun Twinkie[]

Chiin's one true weakness

Coffee Cake Twinkies[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Cinnimon Roll Twinkies[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

The result of losing too many rounds of Twinkie Pop: Keki Kitsune
Art and Concept by ChrisElFox

The result of losing too many rounds of Twinkie Pop: Keki Kitsune Art and Concept by ChrisElFox

Electro, Techno, or Cyber Twinkies[]

These Twinkies go by many names, but they're all about the same. Hyper fast byte size digital Twinkies that

exist in Fattoid's Computer network. One might think of them as bloatware, but these Twinkies aren't actually viruses and can even be useful. They can have a physical form, appearing in the real world has wireframes or electrically charged Twinkies, but more often than not they can be found in the Twinkie themed arcade games at the factory, ready to bloat up any losers, or maybe even the winner too.

A rare occurance: Chiin beating Len in Twinkie Pop: Keki Kitsune
Art and Concept by ChrisElFox

A rare occurance: Chiin beating Len in Twinkie Pop: Keki Kitsune Art and Concept by ChrisElFox

Fruit Pie Twinkies[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Muffin Twinkies[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Mini Twinkies[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Jumbo Twinkies[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Jelly Twinkies[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Infinite Nebula[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Cotton Candy[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

P Balloon Twinkie[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Seasonal[]

Fall[]

Pumpkin Spice[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Pumpkin Spice Cheesecake[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Ghostly Key Lime Slime[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

White Fudge Marshmallow[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Chocolate Scream[]

Basically just a chocolate filled twinkie, so it could use some adjustments to make it actually unique

Chocolate Cake w/Scream Filling[]

The reverse of chocolate scream, this time its chocolate on the outside, standard cream inside

Orange Scream Filling[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Thanksgiving Stuffed Twinkie[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD. Rumor has it, these taste like a whole thanksgiving meal was stuffed inside them

Winter[]

Holiday[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

White Peppermint[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Fireplace Twinkies[]

One gets in but for a reason it wasn’t multiplying yet but as you rub your fatter belly it started feeling good and that’s when you fed them start to multiply figuring out how they work. They use the heat from their own squish to multiply but the side affect is that they make the act of rubbing or moving your belly more and more pleasurable making it hard to stop

Twinkie Yule Log[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Peppermint Twinkie[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Snowball Twinkie[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Summer[]

Banana Cream[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Red White and Blue[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Campfire "S'more" Twinkies[]

Gooey Marshmallow filled Chocolate covered graham cracker twinkies. They have similar, warmth and belly rubbing effects as the fireplace twinkies, but they also make your body extra soft, and gooey

Summer | Chocodile[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Spring[]

Spring Cupcake[]

Bunny shaped Twinkie Cupcakes

Snowball (Spring Variant)[]

Round Bunny shaped Twinkie Snowballs

Bakery Items[]

Items baked by Chris and Koga at Chris's Bakery

Twinkie Donettes[]

This Twinkie is Undocumented, more details TBD

Misc[]

Uh Oh! Looks like Len got tricked by a bloat card

Uh Oh! Looks like Len got tricked by a bloat card. Art and Concept by ChrisElFox

Bloat Cards[]

Want to play a prank on a friend on a special day? Try out the Bloat Cards, as soon as they open it, they'll be in for a rather swell experience they'll likely never forget.

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