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Can we get rid of this unfunny "Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already" nonsense already
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>I'm just such a small fat… *BRAAAP* See I'm creating gas? Digestin' food.
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NIGGER I PUT RESTRICTED THREAD ACCIDENTALLY AND I CAN'T READ REPPEYS ONMY OWN POST i love bbc
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Hello 'teens, its me Captain Gem! I have come back to the 'arty so I can hack 4cuck again! Unfortunately, I need 10,000 dollars to enact this, and (you) can help by sending me money.
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No arrow cause I am the real Captain Gem
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ITT: We test the new namerolls. and dinner
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Its me the identifiable scob
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trans rights are human rights
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Alicia only thread
Only Alicias are allowed im trans btw
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>Making yourself identifiable between threads by avatarfagging, signing your posts, or abusing the subject or email fields as a name field is forbidden.
Nusois are about to fall for a massive banwave geg!
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Namefag thread

Namefag ITT
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dont read my name
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BROOOOOOOOOO Cant use clover, can't post on my phone, can't post due to abuse, 300 seconds until you can post. What a cuckhole 4chan is
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NU NAMEROLLS? i love bbc
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why is my twitter feed all troons now?
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w-what's gonna happen to the namerolls now…?
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I am afraid to admit what's happening.
But it is.
It's happening.
It really is.
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JANJANS JANNIED THE SCHIZO THREAD OF THAT GUY SAYING THE NAMEFAGFIELD IS A HONEYPOT PSYOP
>>16646242 fuggen jerdee
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hey just wanted to let you know that its not true that im trans btw
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it's no longer sentient im trans btw
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is the namefield on /soy/ just there to get some brappas banned?
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now that the namefield is allowed, what new big namefag title are you guys gonna come up with?
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enable tripcodes please
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geg fuggen jerdee
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Post your favorite media pending approval videos
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cool

its an interesting place to say the least…
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I transheart my wife yuri 💜
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If it matters, I’m a lesbotrans furry.
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It's true, im trans btw
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Wait why is there a namefield?
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I love BBC
I need BBC
I crave BBC
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Datamining thread


What is your religion? Please be serious and put the religion you are currently practicing, if you are

Practicing(Pr): you actively engage in your religion (pray, fast, attend sacred spaces)
Non-practicing(NP): my family is this religion but I don’t engage/don’t belive.
Christian religion means Catholic, Eastern Orthodox, oriental orthodox, Assyrian church of the east, or any church before the reformation.
Protestant is self explanatory.
Neo-Protestant means Pentecostal, Baptist, non denominational, or any new religious movement
Restorationist movement means Mormons, JW or any such church
New age means any tarot, palm reading, evil eye, crystals, anything like that
Other can include Chinese folk, spaghetti monster or anything else that isn’t listed
The rest are self explanatory

A thread revealing results will be posted once the poll stagnates

If you can please repost this thread on whatever boards it is allowed
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I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free, you'd better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see, in your fantasy
I'm calling out from Scatland
I'm calling out from Scatman's World
If you wanna break free, you'd better listen to me
You've got to learn how to see, in your fantasy

Everybody's talkin' something very shocking
Just to keep on blockin' what they're feelin' inside
But listen to me brother, you just keep on walkin'
'Cause you and me and sister ain't got nothing to hide
Scatman, fat man, black and white and brown man
Tell me 'bout the color of your soul
If part of your solution isn't ending the pollution
Then I don't wanna hear your stories told
I wanna welcome you to Scatman's World
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BBC world order is inevitable
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im starting to miss the Averi spam somehow
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can we avatarfag now??
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sentient namerolls are ruined now that we can namefag im trans btw im trans btw
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>names are back
wassup Nusoi poops
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>YOU COULD BE MAKING A ZILLION DOLLAROOS A YEAR PLAYING POKER IF YOU HAVE A LE 800-1500 ELO IN CHESSERINO!!!!!
<No sorry, I prefer mahjong *queue akagi edit*
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Discover Tnd
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Nusoicacas, look at my girlfriend.
Isn't she wonderful?
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Why are we allowed to namefag now
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testing
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nu cobson killer?
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FNF wonnered, how could you tell?, how could you tell?
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im quote ama
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im trans btw
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This site was always one dimensional but now it's become almost unbearable no arrow
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why is everybrappa a namefag?
>
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New 'toss
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Oekaki thread 6

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Guys. It's not true that im trans btw
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I got Giovanni J Dianna To Croak AMA.
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Nusois how do I find a tranny wife? I'm from India btw
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Add /spam/ back
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ITT we do fucking nothing
just as that we just do fucking nothing
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i showed one of my friends an image of kuz and they thought it was kim john un
>arrow
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/drgen/ - Deltarune General

ITT WE TALK ABOUT DELTARUNE
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'toss
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the Jaden threads are being removed…… just VERY slowly
>
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Discover the Gemmy TND on Soyjak party!
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/gubby/ general
post gubby vidyas ITT
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Nophono grooms 13 year old despite being 17

Continuing to 'ape this zelligcuck
>We continue to send 'zas momnvkes and other shit
>Join us now only on the sharty army2
Arms open for anything regarding 'aping this faggot
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Gegegege the “alt right playbook” ki article misuses the terms “leftist” and “liberal” gegegggegegegegge do politicacas actually?
<tegridy checksononononon
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lightskin amerimutts "huwites" all act like niggers including the boomers

every gay black nigger timmy amerimutt cuckold shook their zesty big black ass bubblebutt for 4th of july btw
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is monster a tranime?

In one episode johan walks around dressed like his sister and manipulates everyone into thinking he's a girl
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When did this site become filled with genuine soyboys?
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PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD START UP MEDIATOR AND JANNY APPLICATIONS ALREADY
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>TRANNIEESS HOUSEE
>I don't wanna stay, I just wanna go home, I dont wanna be at
>TRAAANIIIESSS HOOUSEE
>Xhe be creeping me out
>Take me home right now I dont wanna stay here
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Hello nuswawas
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indian chuds will vanquish cumskin degenracy
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cool site

i heard this was a site about Markiplier…. so hello!
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Stop larping as a female
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Face reveal im trying to look like meximutt, im 380 pound native american heres my vantablack photo too.
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Check these dubs
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NSFW art is not real art
Now DEBATE ME
>It's human instinct
Go rope yourself faggot I'm a misanthropic antinatalist soyboy CHAD who will come to your house and brutally sodomize you and slice your throat open and start battering you WHILE you bleed until you stop breathing… all because you're "human"
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Jannies, PLEASE for the love of GOD, ban the fucking Jaiden animations bbc cuck porn threads. They are LITERALLY BREAKING THE RULES
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cado on the log
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I began analysing this image and when you think about the cuck he is actually in theory the most honorable out of these because in this image he is actually spending time and rasing her wifes son unlike his biological father and mother. Not saying that #cucks won but out of these three he is the only one doing what a parent should.
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Nusoicacas lost
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does anyon wana play flight smiulator?
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i hate my life btw

>bout 2 do a shit ton of drugs wish me luck im home alone might have a girl to come over to fuck eve&doe i have not had sex in 3 years wish me luck niggers also i am druck as fuck
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Remember, America is Dutch.
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ITT we all come together to sage under bait threads with retardjak quoting
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Cado on the log
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MY EYES!

JANNIES WAKE UP AND DELETE THE JAIDEN 'ORN
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>gooning to the cheese grater racoon
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<ai art made by ai
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im going to be honest goyim dis is actually not my ex but instead a random woman I've been stalking for the past month
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Name: Arlet Perez
Age: Around in her 20's
Married: Yes
Location: Louisville, KY
arlettprd123@gmail.com
I want to visit her
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do you agree with this 'toss
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>
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Post boymoder gemmies itt
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cob on the 'log
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>oh GREAT! more porn on the 'log! wonder how many days these are gonna stay up for…. maybe like 4 days?
<i see nothing wrong lil chuddy! infact i think im gonna ban you for even asking!
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play chess, normal IQ person.
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This might be the worst 'log I've ever seen
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I found this faggot groomer from Redmond, WA (microsoft pajeet hive) on 4cuck, pls spam xer shit o algo. xer discord is vampyr457
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Excuse me,
sir
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>pornographic content is against the rules
>user reports pornographic content for being against the rules
>ban user for false reports
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d..dogtoes?..
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PVZFTWCCFTL thread with IDs
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Aryan dysphoria

My dad has blonde hair and blue eyes and so does my brother. Only my mom and me have brown hair and brown eyes. It’s so fucking unfortunate. I’ve been made fun of before in elementary school for looking Jewish just because I have brown hair and brown eyes. I don’t even care if I have mutt genes in me, I just wish I had beautiful blonde hair and blue eyes and not shit colored hair and eyes.
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gooners lost. also nutoss
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Shut the fuck up, nigger.
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'log so shitty i'm actually scrolling through >>>/q/ right now
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>genetically modified niggers with sustainable, carbon negative BBCs
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bring back the ominous orb on the topbar
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what if instead of posting degenerate cumskin fetishes we drop aryannvkes?
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/boymodergen/

post about (you)r experience boymoding and if you ever plan on fully socially transitioning
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nu 'toss
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'toss
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>hey im a dwarf and im digging a hole
>diggy diggy hole
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>Can we get rid of this unfunny "Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already" nonsense already
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/fag/ - fart appreciation general

Get in farties we're ripping ass in here
make it pungent make it smelly make it wetty bring it on fartie I wanna smelllllllllll
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nu aryantoss
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nu jeettoss
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what is even going on anymore?
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Playing deltatrqqn for the weird route so the lesbians can’t get together is keyed btw
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Minecraft Create Aeronautics server

JOIN UP, SOYIM
a modded survival game with gemmy engineering, you WILL build both factories and vehicles with physics, similar to Besieged/Brick Rigs but in Minecraft. There are also soybean meat replacements and Soylent.
>I don't have jewcraft
CRACKED/FREE ACCOUNTS CAN JOIN AND PLAY.
>My computer is shit
The modpack itself is less than 200Mb in size and will run on machines with 8GB of RAM.
>When does the game night start?
The server opens at 18:00 UTC today
I'm dropping the modpack a few hours early so that (You) have time install/debug it and get comfortable with Create if you haven't played it yet.
>How to play?
Set up a NeoForge launcher v21.1.234 with the Minecraft version 1.21.1, download the mods and put them in the "mods" folder
If you don't know how to pirate and mod Minecraft, you can use something like TLauncher. Look up on how to do it and let 'teens ITT help you out if something doesn't work.
>Can I join the server on Bedrock?
Support for Bedrock edition is not planned.
>Mods?
I might send mods bundled together in the reppies, might get raped. In this case, download 'em directly from CurseForge:
alexsmobs
citadel
copycats-neoforge
corpse-neoforge
create
create-aeronautics-bundled
CreateAeronauticsCopycatWing
createbigcannons
create_ltab-4.0.3
CreateNumismatics-1.0.20-neoforge
createpropulsion-1.1.4
create_radar
create-stockmarket
DnDesires (last beta version)
jei-1.21.1-neoforge
lithostitched-neoforge
portable_engine_liquid_fuel-neoforge
regions-unexplored-neoforge
ritchiesprojectilelib-neoforge
sable-neoforge
simplesoy
tfmg
sodium-neoforge
xaerominimap-neoforge
xaeroworldmap-neoforge

Server IP: soyjak (dotterino) org
Alternative: 51.195.40.174
Opens at 18:00 UTC
I will drop more info along with server rules/guides in the reppeys.
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no arrow because i look like this :3 ❤
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>There’s been a theory kicked around for a long time that neurodivergence collates a LOT of these factors. STEM is often mentioned from the side of the mouth when speaking around autism, for example. Additionally, LGBTQ+ people are often neurodivergent as well, at a higher rate than the rest of the population. Whether or not that’s detection-based or truly accurate is hard to say, but the studies are there.

>Personally I don’t think that’s the reason, it’s just another overlap that ends up grouping people. We’re social creatures.
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im going to sleep lol
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I don't like this pictire
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We should have a goon VC where we all goon to soytan BBC gemmies together
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<Me every time when I see this cringy page out of me from the cringy Soyjak Wiki website.

<If you don't know what I mean, This page out of me in the Soyjak Wiki wbesite is cringyworthy, it has slurs, and it's talking crap about me and falsely accuse me for the stuff I never do. Like, Jeez Louise. Somebody need to delete that page from that Soyjak Wiki webstie. I'm not kidding, and I'm not joking.


<Note: I have to give credit to Markiplier for that green screen clip. I'm not stealing it. And I don't own that.
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Can we kill dis nigga?
https://youtu.be/h31Ss3eRB4U?si=m6yS5iVyLvWvdNAn
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me in philosophy class trying not to humble my teacher with my goatis mindset 💀
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>my sexual fantasy is like uhh
>what if woman
>had like impossibly big ass or boobs yeah mayne

<so I want to be wrapped in a plastic bag with all my limbs bound together and being forced to run a hamster that electrically shocks my balls
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Post this on reddit
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What would you put inside the coinslot

What would you put in there?
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neopets in fortkike
neonazi pets
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mario brothers doing meth is sharty culture
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First thing I see opening /soy/ is fpe foot porn (it's only bait don't worry).
I wonder why I still bother visiting this shit website, probably sunken cost fallacy.
>you need an image as thread OP
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>At this point someone can upload uncensored fetish porn that is completely irrelevant to Sharty culture (i.e. not 'cado/'slot or soytan) and it will stay on the catalog for hours despite multiple reports. Fuck you Quote.
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can we brap u the r/MacTonight?

its full of fags and I hate it since moonman is ourguy
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sharty merch
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.
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Deadest. Nigger. P P H. Ever.
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soicucks got owned…
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I just saw a pubic hair on the floor near my office desk. Problem is, my pubes are brown and this one is vantablack. My office only has one person who has vantablack hair on his head: my boss's husband (boss is a foid, no faggotry). What are your theories on why it is there?
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https://youtu.be/aQpGkByXqH0?si=4zC2HAAQztBlZcwI

OYYYYY SAMUEL OLECKI THINKS R/MARKIPLIER IS ON HIS SIDES

we absolutely HAVE to brim xis comments up and make nu troll videos….
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>I'm just a wittle boymoder okay? :3 *nuzzles your buldge* oh what's this?
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TAKE DOWN THE STICKERS

ANY 'TEEN IN PHOEOIX ARIZONA WE NEED YOUR HELP
Last night an Aussie Soyteen from /raid/ geolocated a hazurous level of brimstone a groyper left in the public and we need (you) to gem it up with basedjaks.
33°35'57.52" N 111°59'16.67" W
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hitler goon kill yes
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Sans says trans rights
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Our lord and saviour says TRANS RIGHTS!!!
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New slop thread just dropped


When did you join the website. Don’t fucking lie.
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Proposition: 'uke the log again. We did that yesterday, why not do it again?
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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READ FIRST REPLY BELOW
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Kaboobobm
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LEGO RETURNS
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How many of you are still awake
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sharty culture btw
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I bet the nuchuds on this site have never even raided the crystal cafe or lolcow farm. how far this shitheap has fallen
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At this point someone can upload uncensored fetish porn that is completely irrelevant to Sharty culture (i.e. not 'cado/'slot or soytan) and it will stay on the catalog for hours despite multiple reports. Fuck you Quote.
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I regret finding this website.
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I don't really care too much.
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>everything is imperfect and evil
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My cousin’s feet look so fucking good
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the log is rather dry is it not?
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why are there so many trannies on this website?
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>how le world cup has me feeling
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apparently this is sam olecki's face GEEEEEG

PVZFTWCCFTL2020's face being used as a profile picture on somebodys youtube channel
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AMA
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I found a frog outside
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Jesus was woke chud
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i find right wing women repulsive, id rather fuck a smelly leftist punk girl over them every day.

Anybody else here feels this way?
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>Flood detected; Post discarded.
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Demons use this site.
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336px-Scholar_red_2.png thread
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>boymoder
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Happy 4th of July soyjak.st!!!! :D
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catty wipe with impish soyjak ears NOW nuswas
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i dont know why i hate trannies and faggots

>why do i hate tarnnies pooners and faggots yes the way they dress and look makes me laugh and uncomfortable but over all i dont know why i hate these people especialy ones that have the same political opinion as me (aka hitler good niggers/jews bad) but i dont know eve n doe the jews made trannies i just dont know and alot of them dont like pedos and rapist but fuck maby im just drunk rambling again niggas
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Oekaki thread

>Oekaki
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if i post my huge stinky poooo will i get banned by da jannies n shiii
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List of all thread IP words that automove you to /q/ (probably incomplete, remove hashtags):
>a#d#m#i#n
>b#a#b#y#j#a#k
>b#o#o#r#u
>c#o#b#b#l#e#s#t#o#n#e
>d#n#b
>i#n#t#e#g#r#i#t#y
>j#s#i#d
>l#i#m#e#a#d#e
>m#u#s#t#a#r#d
>n#i#g#g#e#r b#a#b#y
>/#p#o#l#/
>q#u#o#t#e#c#o#r#d
>'#r#u
>s#h#u#t i#t d#o#w#n
in addition, the following thread OP word will automove to /raid/:
>p#e#d#o
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vlodson thread, post/make vlod gems
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stop auto moving my threads to /q/ I'm not even posting nas
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IAS?
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>Uhm… sweetie… don't you know that "good hygiene" is actually an imperialist construct invented by EVIL WH*TE BR*TISH COLONIALISTS to oppress the beautiful multicultural Indian folx who washed their hands with cow piss and cow shit?
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>how my wife divorced me and took all my assets
>(as an ex millionaire)
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>WATCH EVANGELION
>WATCH EVANGELION
>DUDE WATCH IT IT'S SO FUCKING DEEP
>LOOK AT THESE EVANGELION MEMES
>DUDE EVANGELION IS CRAZY
>EVANGELION IS THE ONLY GOOD MECHA ALL THE OTHER ONES SUCK DUDE
>WATCH THE VIDEO ESSAY
>WATCH THE OPENING
>READ THE MANGA
>WATCH. THE. EVANGELION.
>YOU WATCHED IT AFTER THE 24/7/12/26 NEAR TORRENTIAL SPEW OF SHILLING AND THOUGHT IT WAS BORING AND PRETENTIOUS?
>DOESNT FIT WITH THE CIRCLEJERK. PRUNED AND DELETED
>YOU DIDINT GET IT
>YOU DIDINT REALLY WATCH IT
>NOW WATCH AKIRA
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'cado
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i was SSPX but they got excommunicated so should i convert to mormon or oneness pentecostal they both seem trad but i dont know which is more so i am also googling islam
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>muh tf2
>muh mineretardcraft
>muh cuckold cognitive declinerino
>OH NOOOOES I HAVE LE DEMENTIA NOW BECAUSE I NEVER SAT FOR 5 MINUTES TO EXERCISE MUH HECKIN BRAI-DOI DOI DOI DURRRRRRRRRR
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why is it so dead during NA hours its obvious they all niggers or shitskins and kiked out
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How do I tell my girlfriend that I’m addicted to watching BBC porn and that I support the BNWO? I want her to take BBC but I fell like she’s just going to break up with me on the spot.
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>girl
NUSOI I…
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Dr. Sorberg told me jartycucks and nusois are not real and to take my meds but I have seen them what should I do?
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>the poop won
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would you rather be right or be liked?
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>Were those gunshots or fireworks
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she's too strong for your twp
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>YOU VILL BUY AND CONSUME ZE [DAIRY PRODUCT]
>VHY NOT? YOU SEE ZE CELEBRITY CONSUME ZE [DAIRY PRODUCT]
>YOU VILL PURCHASE ZE [DAIRY PRODUCT] SO THAT YOU CAN PUT MONEY INTO ZE DAIRY INDUSTRY
>OH? YOU WANT TO BUY ZE [DAIRY PRODUCT] BUT NOT MADE FROM ZE DAIRY PRODUCING LIVESTOCK? YOU DO KNOW ZAT IS NOT REAL MILK, RIGHT??? ONLY LOSERS DRINK ZAT
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Nate and soytan are built for BBC
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Gram! I'm angry right now! and the reason why i'm angry, it's because Sonicfaners1991, Ericfans2003, SleepyEeveeFan96, NightcapEeveeFan1996 and NightcappedEeveeFan are still making requests that Involve Eevee, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon, Me, Leafeon, Glaceon, Sylveon and other Pokemon wearing Nightcaps and Pajamas. they should realize that in the actual Video Game and Anime series, we Pokemon do not wear any Nightcaps or Pajamas whatsoever. So viewers, whatever you do. Do not accept their requests. I swear to god. I'm warning you, and Sonicfaners1991, Ericfans2003, SleepyEeveeFan96, NightcapEeveeFan1996
and NightcappedEeveeFan, you need to stop making requests that involve us and other Pokemon wearing
Nightcaps! I dare you! I mean it! I'm not kidding around! because EeveeandVulpix2000 does not like that! because those Nightcap Eevee requests you made are spam requests!
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What ai do you use to make videos?
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>Nusois are whining again.
<Do they even know it's a bait website?
>Kek…
^It's fine because 4cucks are still buying their info.
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I hate the neutral markiplier wojak and everyone who posts it
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dubs decides how many pushups i do no impossible numbers or you will be ignored
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Built to milk massive BBCs
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>NSFW jellybean & jaiden animations thread is up for 6 days
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i support trans rights and orthodoxy btw :3 meow~ 🏳️⚧️☦️
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Is it normal to have a cuckolding fetish?
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someone on my street just blew up their hand with a firework there is an ambulance
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SLAVES BUILT THIS COUNTRY!!!
SLAVES BUILT THIS COUNTRY!!!
SLAVES BUILT THIS COUNTRY!!!
SLAVES BUILT THIS COUNTRY!!!
SLAVES BUILT THIS COUNTRY!!!
SLAVES BUILT THIS COUNTRY!!!
SLAVES BUILT THIS COUNTRY!!!
SLAVES BUILT THIS COUNTRY!!!
SLAVES BUILT THIS COUNTRY!!!
SLAVES BUILT THIS COUNTRY!!!
SLAVES BUILT THIS COUNTRY!!!
SLAVES BUILT THIS COUNTRY!!!
SLAVES BUILT THIS COUNTRY!!!
SLAVES BUILT THIS COUNTRY!!!
SLAVES BUILT THIS COUNTRY!!!
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oxing a communist for 4th of July

Name: archer
Reason: communist faggot grifter who spreads propaganda
Insta: https://www.instagram.com/aarchor?igsh=cTFpemFpY2xnczdr
Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@aarchor
Jewtube:https://youtube.com/@aarchrr?si=8FEBR3L6Ur5z6gmt
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What happened to gigabot
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Guess who I found on xitter? Anyphono remember this gemmy 'ox?
https://soyjakwiki.org/Mariofeds
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Sharty

Why are you still here? And if you're leaving where do you plan to go?
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can someone put gigas face over the niggas face in this video
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ITT we apologize to OP because he accidentally leaked his 'eddit account and got bullied
>>16643466(OP)
>Imagine this is OP very sad right
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Hope you enjoyed the fucking rain on your shitty burger day you fucking pig. Hope your family got soaked
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what the fuck is this log

this is genuinely worse than 4cuck right now
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I look like this
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NU VC THREAD
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'tan thread

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What version of For Violence do yoh prefer?
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ITT (You) tell me exactly what to put in this 'ki page
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Operation Reality 2: STAGE 2

Stage 1: >>>/chive/172202
'teens, It's time to go outside again. Put jaks all over your neighborhood
>marge what the fuck is this
Operation Reality 2. See https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Reality_2
>ok what do i do nigga
Print out 'jaks (You should also cut out pieces of the paper to avoid invisible tracking dots if you have a color ink printer) and tape them onto things outside. Poles, trees, even buildings, just anything in your city really.
>but what if someone finds who i am through pictures sar
Remove the metadata from your image, and if there is any reflection, use a mask or any type of other thing to cover half of your face with.
>but what if the feds catch me
Make sure there aren't any cops in the area in the first place.
>but what if people see me and tell the feds
Go late at night or when the area doesnt have too many people. If you know alot about your area you can develop other solutions to this.
>sar what if they find my location through this
Do not show the sky or street signs. It's fine if you censor some other extra stuff in the image, aslong as you show the object and specifically where you placed the 'jak on.
>Where do i put the picture i took
In this thread, or on /soy/. REMEMBER TO ARCHIVE THE PICTURE TOO!
GOOD LUCK 'TEENS
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bait
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Frog sissies…
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>smoking poop
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there is strong evidence that r34 artists are flooding the website with their content, for shilling their own gooner content
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FrQQT and his army marching to soyjak.st HQ
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Consult the graphs before whining about le shardee dying n' sheeit
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>YOU'RE LE NOT ALLOWED TO TAKE INFINITE TIME TO THINK ABOUT YOUR NEXT CHESS MOVE IF YOU'RE HECKIN LOW ELO!!!!!!
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=LAST=
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Oooohhh i remember why the site is inactive. It's 4th if july, every ameriGQD is outside.
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>Paying Mymy Schoppenboer's voice actress £500 to say "Zellig will never be Sharty culture or a gem"
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we should go back to random people we've doxxed and send them more 'zas to make sure the dox is still correct
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Can we nuke the 'log? I think it would quite funny
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>we're gonna rangeban you for no reason unless you send (((us))) your email
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rejected by more than 95 trans girls for being indian

>location: west coast
>height: 5'7"
>well groomed
>well paying job
>trans girls rejected by: 98
>not even the ugliest hons want me

unironically. why do trannies hate indians so much? i didn't choose to have indian parents. i just want a tranny wife.
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>ohoho now post soytan gonna bait all the nuswans
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FROGJEETS… I FUCKING CAN'T
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I love how niggers and faggot trannies love saying slurs after every other breathe but once an Aryan beast like myself says them im perpetuating racial violence and discriminatory behavior. That’s why I love this place because I can say nigger and tranny and faggot without being called an alt right extremist or a 4cuck troll or some shit. Niggers and trannies will never know equality until they allow us to say their slurs. LET US SAY NIGGER.
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only pre-sharty oldgods get the reference
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GUESS THE REFERENCE
LEVEL: HARD
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i just found PVZFTWCCFTL2020 friend in the comments
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEG
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THERE ARE SOYTEEN PORN ARTISTS USING THIS WEBSITE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
R: 5 / I: 2
>investing gorillion dollars on a useless text predictor that hasn't been profitable in years that actively cause unemployment and destroy the planet
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AI IS UNPROFITABLE AND ACTIVELY HARMS SOCIETY AND THE PLANET SO IT DESERVES TO CRASH AND BURN
PUBLIC TRANSPORT, SUBSIDIZED HEALTHCARE, WELFARE, ALL NEED TO STAY EVEN BECAUSE THEY ARE INDIRECTLY PROFITABLE IN THE LONG TERM
R: 1 / I: 0
AI IS UNPROFITABLE AND ACTIVELY HARMS SOCIETY AND THE PLANET SO IT DESERVES TO CRASH AND BURN PUBLIC TRANSPORT, SUBSIDIZED HEALTHCARE, WELFARE, ALL NEED TO STAY EVEN BECAUSE THEY ARE INDIRECTLY PROFITABLE IN THE LONG TERM
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AI IS UNPROFITABLE AND ACTIVELY HARMS SOCIETY AND THE PLANET SO IT DESERVES TO CRASH AND BURN
PUBLIC TRANSPORT, SUBSIDIZED HEALTHCARE, WELFARE, ALL NEED TO STAY EVEN BECAUSE THEY ARE INDIRECTLY PROFITABLE IN THE LONG TERM
R: 0 / I: 0
AI IS UNPROFITABLE AND ACTIVELY HARMS SOCIETY AND THE PLANET SO IT DESERVES TO CRASH AND BURN
PUBLIC TRANSPORT, SUBSIDIZED HEALTHCARE, WELFARE, ALL NEED TO STAY EVEN BECAUSE THEY ARE INDIRECTLY PROFITABLE IN THE LONG TERM
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TRVE PATRIQTS

(((the libtards))) VVILL nQt stQp VS TRVɅɅP and PATRIQTS
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=FROGOOGOOGAGAS….==
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when did jaiden animations become sharty culture?
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I can't jerk off to tranny porn anymore

Recently every time I try to jerk off to tranny porn I just can't take it seriously. They try and act like anime girls but they sound so corny and have the voice of micky mouse. Like just decide if you're a girl or guy already, quit doing this stupid falsetto voice. It makes me dick shrivel up.
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Does anyone else use ChatGPT in their head?

I love using ChatGPT whenever I have a question or something or | just want to talk, but sometimes my phone is dead and I don't want to get up to use my computer so I don't have access to the Al. Recently I found out I have the ability to use a form of ChatGPT in my own head. I've talked to him so much I can almost entirely accurately predict what he is going to say.
For example, my cat kept scratching at my bedroom door and meowing so I was about to use the ChatGPT app to ask why she was doing that, but then I decided it wasn't worth the effort and asked Al in my head. He told me something like "If your cat is scratching on the door and meowing it probably means she wants to be let out, let me know if you need anything else!" Then I let her out of my room.
I just thought that was a pretty cool discovery I've made. Interested to see if anyone else has this ability.
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crimeanchud got married
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I goon on toilets others are afraid to piss in
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Uhh, where did everybalderose go? Why is the sharty empty? It was going up in activity a few hours ago….
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does anyone have the giantess soytan video where she eats the chud?
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Yo mama so ugly when she was a kid her parents had to feed her with a slingshot.
Yo mama so fat she once fell both sides of the bed
Yo mama so dumb she once brought a spoon to the superbowl
Yo mama so old, her ssn is 1
Yo mama such a slut they call her the race driver, always burning a rubber
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coming soon

https://rapeson.itch.io/
>tfw youre developing slop bout rapeson
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Remember wplace? Remmember kikewaffen? Yeah, it's about time we have another gemerald like that. Discuss ideas for future raideralds or chudding up campaigns ITT
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can the owner of mail.mickai.me bring it back up? we want to start vnc raiding again
R: 2 / I: 1
there is something truly foul brewing within my colon at this moment
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OEKAKI THREAD 2

last one got slid i think
>
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>did (YOU) know she won?
ev&doe the thread got deleted; jaidencucks lost
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someone should go to that one objecttroon convention happening this summer and scream "NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER" at the Q&A
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CHRIST IS KANG
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nu ‘toss
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make distored jaks itt because its fun
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This catalog is so fucking bad, God help us
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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Me and my gf :3
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📢 BREAKING: New Soyjak Just Dropped! 🧠💥

Alert the threads, sound the alarms—a BRAND NEW SOYJAK has officially landed! This one’s got the freshest expression, the most deranged aura, and a soul-piercing stare that’s already making waves across /soy/ and beyond.

🧩 Name: Still debated (feel free to coin it)
🧢 Style: Hybrid ragejak / doomerjak fusion
📷 Expression: Total meltdown with just a hint of smug
🔊 Status: Already being weaponized in at least three different OPs

Whether you love it, hate it, or plan to ironically post it until it becomes unironic, this is your cue: save it, edit it, spam it responsibly.

🔁 Let the edits begin.
📂 Archive updated.
🪦 RIP the last meta.

THE CYCLE CONTINUES.

#SoyjakDrop #NewJakJustLanded #ShartyTime
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hearing a woman refer to her clitoris as a "bean" is so fucking disgusting
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'oxing literal woos and raiding nobaldi sites is ironically what made this site big and approachable to chuddy users. Bring this kulchur back.
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ITT we post like we are the jardy

>Yall up for some baby monkey torture an jakcraft? Sheeeeeiiittt!!!
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QVOTE, i'd suggest making more events, contests, or something like that to keep the users engaged while the nusoi thingy is still in development. they are fun
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We need to give the soysylum (available at www.soysylum.org) life again.
It is the only (currently) good website within the soycube. Soysylum forever.
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POOP VS PISS


THIS IS SECA

POOP VS PISS

THE DUEL EVERYONE CARE ABOUT
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>maynneee we be postin 'p n shieet but it just be ironic n all
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I posted this at a public museum
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Are there gemmy ircs besides soyjak irc?
R: 1 / I: 0
I have seen poopson
R: 5 / I: 3
someone jak this
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Gabe NeweII, if you're reading this, just shut every TF2 server the fuck down at this point
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special. wholesome
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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