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When did this site become filled with genuine soyboys?
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Vegjaks thread
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The jokes write themselves
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r/pewdiepie won if that matters
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are the swedeniggers raiding us again?
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> HARDTEKK IS FUGGIN TUFF BRO

green is muh aura btw
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First PPG sharty adventure bread ive made as a test to see if the format can work, i will try my best to make sure everything doesnt immediately disintigrate
Nate and Pepe Need to kill every jartycuck soldier on the map, theyre blue. Nate and Pepe Have a Long rifle, two grenade and a pistol, i will not plot armor for you, 70% we suck shit and die.
There is a watch tower and some 'ucks with a vantage point over a warehouse
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/thg/ - Troon Hate General

Send anti-troon gemmies ITT
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this raid is nuts!!
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==HOW TO CAUSE MORE TRANNY LEAKAGE==

Many 'teens act like all are trannies are the same. This couldn't be further from the truth.
>Why does this matter?
Telling a tranny that he or she will ywnbaw/ywnbam or to ack is a good start, but over time with continued use, these terms lose their bite. Unbeknownst to many, there is a lot of discourse and division within the "trans community". This is important because to a lot of trannies, especially the usual targets, they're on that end where that idea of "community" is very important.
>How is this useful?
Exploiting that "space" is key to messing with trannies more intimately. This isn't too hard, you just need to understand a few dynamics within the broader "trans community".
>Such as?
It depends on the character, but the homogenisation of 4tran/tttt culture with reddit makes this a lot of easier. There are essentially two camps within that "space".
>Tucute/Social Model of Trannyism
This idea posits that "gender" is a social construct, and that anyone can self identify as transgender. The implications for this also mean that what it means to be a man or a woman is defined differently. This is why a lot of trannies you might encounter act as if they're as real a woman as a biological woman, or vice versa with pooners.
>Transmedicalism/Medical Model of Trannyism
This idea argues the opposite, that being a tranny is a medical issue, be it mental illness, intersex, whatever. Trannies in this camp don't necessarily believe in the radical notions of social construction, or stuff like that, but some do. Many within that particular group also believe in medical gatekeeping.
>Medical gatekeeping?
In places like the United States, Canada, Australia, and some European countries, medical transition (starting hormones) is as easy as seeing a doctor and signing a piece of paper. This is called the informed consent model. This is another big reason why you see so many trannies as well, it's quite easy and in many cases publicly subsidised through public health systems. This is a fairly new model, or at least a model that evolved from a more trust based system. It outsources the question of whether or not you fit the diagnostics for being a tranny to the individual, and not the medical system.
In a lot of older systems, and in a lot of European countries, the process of getting access to those hormones is a lot more difficult, and hinges on psychological evaluations, documented gender dysphoria etc. A lot of trannies hate this for obvious reasons, especially the aforementioned so-called "tucutes".
This is where the idea of "DIY" comes in. Even in places where access to hormones as an adult is quite easy, the idea of buying grey market hormones and doing it separately from the medical system persists. This is for a number of reasons, mainly ideological and anarchist/antistatist rhetoric. The problem with that is that it allows a gateway to buying hormones without any kind of oversight, which means children can get access to these medications. This grey market enables a lot of the grooming you see where adults try and get hormones for children. Getting crypto is fairly straightforward, moving around crypto is fairly straightforward. The worst part is that a lot of these groomers will go so far as to give crypto to children or assist directly in buying these hormones for children. Trannies justify this by mourning that they never had access to hormones as a child, which they believe would make them pass better and not experience a lot of the puberty of their birth. (cont.)
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i'm colouring it up!
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>Me and my Brother Watched Inc*st Anime Together.
DOGTOES
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How do we make the sharty more trans friendly for our cord xisters?
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Kafir
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SPAM COLOURJAKS!
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KILL ALL FALSEFLAGGERS
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HELLO SHARTY FRIENDS WE WANT YOU TO HEAD TO R/PEWDIEPIE FOR MORE SWEDISH COLOR GEMS, LETS BFTO THOSE DEGENERATE FALSEFLAGGERS!!!
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how do i get rid of my disgusting eyebags?
i've tried just covering them up with concealer but it doesn't work that well lol
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fuggen jerdee
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COLOURBROS WON THOUGH
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Space Station 13

Truncated due to length. Click the link to view the full post.
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How are you doing on this fine day?
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r/pewdiepie mogs you fag
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I play this shit game when someone posts a porn colorjak, I try to find the original image from r34.

anyone else dodis?
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R/PEWDIEPIE WON
WHY CANT WE BE COLOURED, WHY CANT WE BE GEMS
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COLOURCORD WIN
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R/PEWDIEPIE IS WINNERED
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What should I goon to? I like anime porn and big butts
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i'm colouring up your catalog
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FACT: the allied forces spent thousands of man hours hiding the powerful rapenwaffen SS, a rogue unit that dedicated their last few weeks on earth sabotaging and destroying allied structures, such as power and supply lines and also taking out –or damaging- as many armored vehicles that were reducing berlin to ashes as possible. This unit carried on 3 weeks after hitler's death. But more interestingly, the rapenwaffen would inflict brvtal torture and rape onto soviet troops, the 3rd shockwave battalion being their favorite picks of the litter, and this would also go for high-ranking officers.

allied forces on the western side rarely faced such punishments and were typically maimed or quickly executed.

These rapes ranged from 25,000-238,000, filling many russians with fear and paranoia, so much so that they refused to take prisoners, believing the surrendered were merely bait to get the party started. (now THAT is based and Christpilled)

No soldier of the rapenwaffen was ever trialed at nuremberg, as the unit faced overwhelming casualties in berlin's defence and the small pockets of soldiers captured were killed on the spot.

It is believed that, just like the scientific backbone of nazi Germany, some of these soldiers were adopted into the soviet union, being able to fully master and show off their craft onto the dissidents of russia. It's rumored that these teachings have trickled down into russian society, leading to a rising problem of gay rape within Russian barracks


3rd picture depicts a tired rapenwaffen soldier, arnold shcloppensöckken, lugging around an MG42 machinegun that was used to blow holes in distant aircraft, the main goal of this being so that the cooling iron from said machinegun would heat up and then be used to rape a tied-up soviet officer; 'burnernassen'
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==FEM&M DOX AND RAPE THREAD==

FEM&M DOX AND RAPE THREAD

Trooniqua who pushes out slop trying to groom kids. A musician too a popular one at that.

What we have so far:
Potenital real name is a Weiss Schnee. After some tranime girl.
He has shows coming up, mainly around California.
Joined youtube as CosplayCatKitty on February 19, 2010.
Potentially around the Philadelphia area. Rough guess from another soyteen, though.

Links:
https://youtube.fandom.com/wiki/CosplayCatKitty
https://linktr.ee/cosplaycatkitty
https://linktr.ee/FEMNM
https://www.paypal.com/paypalme/cosplaycatkitty
https://www.facebook.com/p/FEMM-61574956576580/

God bless you out there and good luck. Rape, Dox and Kill.
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SWINMYARYAN GEM!
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CAMELS WON
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r/pewdiepie is NUTS!
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ITT we pretend we are the YouTube comment section on a spva video
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I'M NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Unforgettable
That's what you are
Unforgettable
Though near or far

Like a song of love
That clings to me
How the thought of you
Does things to me
Never before
Has someone been more

Unforgettable
In every way
And forevermore
That's how you'll stay

That's why, darling
It's incredible
That someone so unforgettable
Thinks that I am
Unforgettable too

Unforgettable
In every way
And forevermore
That's how you'll stay

That's why, darling
It's incredible
That someone so unforgettable
Thinks that I am
Unforgettable too
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You're all obsessed with us GEGEGEGEGEGEG
COLOR WIN
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>NO NO NO NO!!!!
>YOU CAN KILL ANYONE, ANYONE BUT MY BULL!
>*WHIPS OUT SWORD*
>I WILL RESCUE YOU TYRONE! AAAAAAAAAAA!
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what the fuck am i meant to click here
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THIS SOYJACK WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY R/PEWDIEPIE
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R/PEWDIEPIE WIN
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THIS NUT WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY R/PEWDIEPIE
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peter exposed
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COLOUR
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why JSON is blocked by the cuckflare?
i just wanna scrape sharty on my NAS for archiving o algoe
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>color
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'CRAFT CHUDS, VOTE ON THIS POLL FOR ME
https://soyjak.st/v/thread/63215.html
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New 'Toss
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>MY WIFE’S BOYFRIEND DIED? THIS IS A DISTRACTION FROM THE EPSTEIN FILES SURELY!
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I have ejaculated multiple times to crystal.cafe threads. Not even nsfw ones, the simple thought of there being a woman behind those posts was enough to make me cum.
Can /soy/ relate?
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>first ever cattywipe that doesnt post coal unlike every other
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GIVE ME SOME NUTS NIGGA
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Troons HATE Colorcord! Join us today!
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was the the atrocious dilation circus was just a tool to push tranny ideology onto the cacas that watched this "adult" cartoon?
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I've got a little fetish… This is… well,uh… with girls… Do you know what a bug-bite fetish is…? When a girl's arms or legs or something gets bitten by a mosquito and their skin swells and gets a little red. That excites me! That's all! Don't tell anybody! Ah, i knew it! I take it back! I told you i'd wish i hadn't said it! If you tell anyone what i said, i'm gonna make you wish a lotta things….. don't ever tell anyone….
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wer arew colourjaks we carry the flame
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color WIN
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>raging over actually good spam
Ohnononono /soy/bros… WHAT IS THE RESPONSE?!
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>grape
>unalive
>sewerslide
>seggs
>corn
>pdf file
>yahtzee
>notsee
>austrian painter
>cheeze pizza
>pew pew
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why do women like self inserting as glammed up fembois?
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what would you add to a mall made by jartycucks?
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Colorcord mogs your coalcord
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>Brimstone will never troon out a swede thoughbeit
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ITT WE RAID STREAMERS
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thomas won troonslop lost
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keep raging on the gems coalfags
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What are your fetishes?
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how come the troonspam ALWAYS starts at around 14:00 CEST? implications of this?
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Knife

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post colourjaks
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repost
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WE ARE COLORCORD WE SPARE NO ONE
WE'RE LEAKING YOUR IPS TOMORROW
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CAN WE 'OX THIS TRANNY
THEY ARE SUPPORTING KIDS TRANSGENDER SURGERY
channel name: https://www.youtube.com/@Infatheline2/videos
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COLOUR
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>not going to /spam/ and instead shitting all over /soy/ every single day until they remove the hourly thread limit aka the coal that killed the sharty
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4CHAN 2.0 MUST GO
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COLORCORD KILLS YOUR SHITTY BOARD
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I just benched 245lb
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Are there any oldfags left or is it really just nuswas now?
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itt we prankcall the trevor project
(remember to record your call)
https://www.thetrevorproject.org/get-help/
>
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COLORBRO WIN!
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COLOREDBRO WIN!
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post more colourjaks
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coloured!
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Does he count as a colorjak?
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colooured soyjaks
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whiteboi cuckolds love being whiteboi beatdowned btw
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color? color
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I'm here to advocate for the creation of /lit/
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color it up
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color win
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BLOO
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color
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color
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colorful win
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'cnutt on the log
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Chess is troonslop
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col
or
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colorjak win
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post colour
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colousrtereol
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Deltatroon if it was good
>
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'toss
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>spamming the log with colorjaks
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POORPLE
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im a colorjak
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>I want some fries and chicken with a side of biscuits
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what do you think of this
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colloo
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color
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currently 7 am and im drinking rum
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Colorbros win
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color nuts
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colkoaurjak
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We are Colorcord and we want all of your IPs or we kill you
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colourjkak
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colourjkak
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Troonella has something to say

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colour
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is this good opsec

is this w opsecs persecs
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why do xiggers and offsiters in general transheart the
>the west has fallen, billions must doe
joke so much yet nophono does it on the actual soysphere?
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Froot is food, therefore frootists are…
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.
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color gem
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>NO SPAM UNLESS I DO IT WITH MY SHITTY NAS
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colorful gem
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New thread for VNC raiding.
https://mail.mickai.me/search?query=&order=newest
Find whatever you see is interesting. Old thread died out but still amassed 600 posts.
'chive: https://megalodon.jp/2026-0626-0335-01/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/thread/16545946.html
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Colorful
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>neutrons are tranny particles
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGG
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oop
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watermelon
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loliniggers are sending their drawn 'p to own the heckin antis or something failtroll behaviour. I used this photo btw if that matters
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>*whiteboi cucky babble*

why do all tiny white pecker cuckold subhumans love being cucked so much?
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Hi I'm Juno!
>looking for
Anyone with the same interests, can be any gender
Someone to play tf2 with me and my friends
>not looking for
Men who just want my nudes or a romantic relationship and nothing else
Right leaning

Leave me your contact if you want to get in touch!! im trans btw
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niggers tounge my anus
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Ban evasion.allforeveraef4
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what a beautiful culture
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nu cobson killer variant
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I’m starting to get really scared now

soyjakwiki.org/Trannies#Stages_of_trooning_out
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I’m at stage 3 according to this article. Fuck am I supposed to do? Indefinite internet absenteeism is off the table.
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I’ve consumed sissy hypno. I’ve briefly fantasized about being a female from time to time. I know transgenderism is horseshit 100%, and you could pass the former up as just being the my tolerance for porn being really high, but…
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I DONT WANT TO TROON OUT AND ACK PLEASE HELP ME NUSWAS…
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I just saw a tranny post 'o on xitter
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>i head to local tescos
>every employee is a pajeet that barely speaks english

i’m split between killing myself vs killing them
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>me when a big black dude punches a racist white boy to the concrete giving him irreparable brain damage for life
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eu zic asta/i say this
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>Apu is an Indian name
What could this mean?
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giga
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homer vs marge rap battle

who won the rap battle
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>our so-called leaders prostituted us to the west
>they destroyed our culture, our economies, our honor
>our blood has been spilt on our soil - my blood on their hands
>they are the invaders
>all US and breeteesh forces mast leave rassia immediately or saffer consequence SIIYYEEOOKAA
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>DNB WON
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I cannot fulfill this gigaquote as it contains rule-breaking content and promotes pee-doughphilia. My purpose is to be helpful and harmless, and gigaquoting such statements goes against my safety guidelines.
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>Is that OpenGL? In the year 202X of our science? What's next, are you going to tell me you still use a typewriter? Why haven't you switched to Vulkan yet like I did where my low poly minecraft inspired game takes 148867 lines of code to render a quad?
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should i try deltatroon
i have the demo on my steam account but i haven't played it
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A website about bald men with glasses does not need porn
that is 4cuck
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Nusois… I am in your texts now… I am scaring youuuu
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'Teens, what's the most disturbing shit you've ever seen?
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got this little bottle of methadone, what should I do to take it? I tried a little sip but it tastes like shit. I also have nothing to pour it up with.
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can we rape and dox this literal jartycuck?

like actual dog toes moment
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What do we actually think of Kiwifarms
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>NO ANGEL, DON'T BLAME YOURSELF. Give me these fucking tissues, I hope he doesn't blame it- like he shouldn't blame himself. sure, you made mistakes, but you don't deserve this. no one deserves this.
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What will (You) do when the Sharty dies for good someday?
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ChudFEAST

ITT: we list chuddy or atleast gemmy media.
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Why is this site seemingly against every sexual deviancy except transgenderism and blacked

no arrow because i look like this rn
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>making a potion that turns NBs into NAs and then killing them
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Cobson

Post latinx mutt
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I have more fetishes than the entire site combined
nusois I.. I don't know what to say but I am king
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Give me an oreo nusoi
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NOPHONO TROONED OUT
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>get's exposed for being the person forcing friendson and other nas
>privates account

why are they like this
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>le bbc game
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Not many people realize that we could solve most world problems by getting rid of the jarty. It's literally the fucking jarty that's causing all of our problems.
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MATING PRESS AVERI MATING PRESS AVERI~!!!!!!!!!!!!

Theres no arrow…
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'teens what's the funniest thing you've ever seen?
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QUOTE BRING BACK /NATE/
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Turkeys

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ppg test yes this is ias
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Please read

This document is the culmination of completely raw and unfiltered thoughts. I will say triggering things, I will not hold back. Do not read this if you are sensitive, my stupid words aren’t worth it.
It’s another one of those days where I feel empty again, the same feeling that’s become all too similar through years of experiencing it. By now it’s almost like its own emotion… Does numbness count as an emotion, or a lack thereof?
My only way that I’ve ever healthily coped with this feeling is through writing… It’s always my last resort before slitting my skin or trying to kill myself, and now is one of those times I feel like doing one of those again.
I have a great life, one that some may be envious of on the outside, but I’m sure if someone was thrust into my life—my body—my mind, they would not survive long. I don’t want to die… I don’t want to kill myself, but it scares me to know that I’m one bad day away, one mistake away from being gone forever…
The best way I write is through recounting, so… I guess I’ll start with a little autobiography to address some of my problems indirectly.
I was born on September 8th, 2007 at some time around 6:00 to 6:30, I’m not sure whether AM or PM… I was overdue by a few weeks, and almost killed my mother when I was born.
After that, I remember almost nothing but brief fragments of memories that are long forgotten, not even archived by pictures or videos. I doubt anything of that time really has any value in remembering anyways.
As a younger child, I was always imaginative and creative. I loved to dream of something in my mind and bring it to real life, whether that was through art, pretending, or making movies. I was rarely violent, got along with my sister well, but was always a little different than the other kids my age. I liked different things, and acted differently too, but nobody paid any attention to that. I thought it was normal.
I never truly had many friends, but in Grade 3, I had a little group of people that would do art and create stories with me—something that I really enjoyed doing, but was sometimes teased about, as the other boys thought it was “girly” to be creative. There were a few people that I actually enjoyed being around, but most of them had other friends they would rather be with or were told not to be around me.
The point is, I never had a real best friend, someone that I talked with every day or could trust completely… Nobody that I could give my life to and trust them not to ruin it. Even in Grade 3 I was a recluse, sitting by myself on the brick wall and blissfully drawing or reading…
Years later, everyone grew up. I grew up too, but it felt strange. I both felt more mature than everyone yet less mature than everyone at the same time. I was considered a gifted child, but after Grade 3 I cared less.
Everyone stopped caring about me. Nobody wanted to be around me. Nobody wanted to draw or read with me. They were all preoccupied with things that I viewed as useless or a waste of time.
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Reddit is better than this website by miles.

The upvote system lets you see the best content first and filters out the rest.

Plus Reddit lets you sort comments by popularity, that way I'm always guaranteed to see nothing but the best content, as chosen by the community.

Here's it's just "first come first serve" like some disgusting rural cafeteria. I want my web content catered and curated, thank you very much.

Sorry Jak Party is just an endless stream of shit by comparison.

You probably all come here because you're failed Redditors who couldn't get any upvotes with their r*cist trash content.

As we speak I have 3 different Reddit threads on the front page of their respective boards, bringing me many thousands of upvotes each hour.

Feels good to be a successful Redditor and not an outcast like you bunch of chuds.
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Why even let the site live atp
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do you eat poop
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Quote make /lgbt/ real again
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More OC, A three-quarters view of Dylanjak I got some help from some namegods on the premium soyjak archive to make this, thoughts and feedback?
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I have 100 fetishes
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I'm a little concerned for the 'teen that did this, do you think xe got 'aped by Kuz or whatever?
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
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I am gooning to bbc rn
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plierposters need to be mass banned
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I wont to find a nice femboys how to do it? I heard Polend is good
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You should murder anyone who even remotely threatens your Izzat
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im pooping right now
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>be not afraid brother! the prophet (pbuh) says it's always haram to release your lust with your little brother in Ramadan, it's not breaking your fast!
>allah is most merciful!
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>Mecca chamealeikum hunting down obsessed burgers so allah saves the queen or so I was told
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>Using machine vision to build a tranny database automatically, linking all social media profiles to genders
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uhm one of them is still up delete it please
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trump voted for kamala
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I have Averi ASMR audio
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TRVTHNVKE ABOUT THE SOY SPHERE BELOW 👇👇👇
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why does it hurt when i cum
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Will this video always be a gem?
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/soy/ music autism thread
https://voca.ro/1cF7qAK7L6Ze
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I got into a pretty decent trooniversity recently
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In my life

Why do I give valuable time to people who don’t care if I lived a hard life?
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using windows 7 in 2026 is keyed
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can anyone gem up the tadc bus stop?
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IAV (is a vlodson)
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Can you like shut up all of you, I am trying to sleep?
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niggerhell is real
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I actually gooned to the jaiden video. I know, shocking.

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i have autism btw
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ALLAH TROONED OUT
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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF /SOY/

AVERI THE FOX

VS

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>celebrating the moment constipation finally ends like you've just won an olympic gold medal
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>fag profile picture character
<no I am not
>fag character
^no I am not
>nah both of you are fags giga wins
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My 'jakking fatigue has gone now. Do you get 'jakking fatigue often?
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Jewish actress says she no longer feels safe in the US

Jewish actress says she no longer feels safe in the US

>Debra Messing is considering moving to Israel because she feels "safest there." The 57-year-old Will and Grace star - who is Jewish and was born and raised in New York City - has confessed she's struggled with online hate in recent years after sharing her opinions on social media and speaking out against anti-Semitism - revealing she needed help from a therapist after battling depression. She explained: "It has been the hardest thing I've ever experienced. It has been a real struggle, and it has been up and down. I felt incredibly depressed for a period, and I felt enraged, and I really needed help from a therapist."


>Debra said: "There was a moment where I was feeling like the United States was no longer safe. Especially in New York City. When I'm in [Israel], that is home, and regardless of all of the missiles, I feel safest there." During the interview with Sky News, Debra admitted she felt "abandoned" by her Hollywood pals after sharing her opinions following the Hamas attacks on Israel on October 7, 2023.


https://bangpremier.com/story/8/3542429/debra-messing-considering-moving-to-israel
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Fuck ts website
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Why bitches like gay shit so much? It seems like foids get more turned on watching two guys fuck than they do actually fucking a guy.
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I TROONED OUT
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Im bored and crazy and excited just to run my mouth.
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>Have sex, incel
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Posting the fox in here means you are a seething brownoid Jartycuck from Lesotho.
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AVERI TROONED OUT
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How does Gordon Ramsay gets away with wiretapping and setting up cameras on private property?
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What is the best sex position to guarantee fertilization (as a White male)
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Go ahead and post averi porn
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haha cumskins are being replaced and all your woman are being married and sexing with Indian men
haha the West belongs to India now
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JAIDEN ANIMATIONS LEAKED AUDIO

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JELLYBEAN GOON THREAD

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>accidentally creating a mysterious nigger poop after eating way too much poop
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I will never be able to live a full life. Getting married to a man who loves me and will protect and cherish me? Not gonna happen since I’m a tranny faggot. Kids? I don’t have the organs to get pregnant. Being a sister and a daughter? That time has long passed since I’m already in my twenties and I will always be a male to my family. Being a woman now? Not possible since I don’t pass and am obviously trans. I will never, nor have I ever been real. On top of all of this pain I just have to survive from one day to the next? Without community, or culture, or motivation, or an environment that feels human. Worst of all I have no memory. I get memory gaps. I can’t remember yesterday, and my entire life up to this point just feels like a blur. I have no connection to my past because it doesn’t feel like it happened. I’m thinking about leaving. It just seems like the only way out. Plus I’m a huge burden on everyone around me. I’m a bad person and I don’t deserve peace or happiness. So I just want it to end at least. I’m so numb and disconnected that I just don’t care anymore. I don’t expect myself to actually kill myself yet. But I want to die. It hurts so much
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da sharty is now make way home for Indian Hindu chaddies
haha cumskins destroyed
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OPERATION: COAL UP THE SHARTY

FILL THE BOARD WITH THE BRIMMIEST POSTS EVER. ITS TIME TO END THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A SITE FOR GOOD
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>building a towering poop castle only to watch it collapse into a squishy disaster
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Why am I seeing so many of you niggers on /o/
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>treating your toilet like a science lab and conducting poop experiments
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averi is built for bbc and only for taking bbc wholesomeheart
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>Wait how come you don't like my loli 'p gemmies what is wrong with you heckin ante from the soyjak
<bro look what this antee did he said loli is le bad and he is le pedo
^lolicon is pedophilia
^all pedophiles should die I don't care for his views
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>I cannot fulfill this request as it contains hate speech and promotes violence. My purpose is to be helpful and harmless, and generating such content goes against my safety guidelines.
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STOP TEASING ME WITH THAT TIGHT FOX PUSSY
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YLYL thread

YLYL
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i za'd myself
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You VVILL say your political ideology

What's your political ideology, I'm conservative
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get in 'teens wholesomeheart
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Stop posting tranny faggot stuff I'm on public transport I don't want people to see
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ITT we only use our voices in this thread
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I wonder if ice cream parlour will be open when Im back at 11am
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>eating poop bad even though it would solve world hunger
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>You have no idea how i eat mi takis fuego o algo BRRRAAAAAPPPPP
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Marge?

Contents of pages 2 and onwards doesnt show for me
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why?
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Kink Discovery Thread
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>here comes the bobrze YEAAHHHHHHHHHHH
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>NAAAS AND IAAAS DYING
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>we need common sense nigger control
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Imageboards are the few places where rule 30 still applies

Rule 30 states that there are no women on the internet this has become obsolete as women have dominated the internet now usually when a person says they are a woman they most likely are. Imageboards are the few places where rule 30 still applies if a person says they are a woman on imageboards like 4chan and Sharty they are attention seeking men or trannies
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>Lifting cado's dick-churned poop for a workout due to its unbeatable density and weight
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ATTENTION!
NIGGER
THANK TOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION!
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Troon son or bonnie blue daughter?
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Funny troon thread

Post funnies
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can somebody send me that ai dog meme caption video saying something like "this retarded gorilla ape nigger" or something
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You are lying if you tell me you dont get a boner seeing a trans girl in a flat chastity cage
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Riding a Caddy with 'cado to Caddo while eating avocados will always be a gem
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it's officially my Grandmother's birthday today

you VVILL say happy birthday to her NQVV
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I am from the Caddo tribe ask me anything
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>Winking at the student as they walked xer through the door
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Dox me
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>Bro, you can’t get mad that I called you retarded! I’m retarded too!
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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special. wholesome
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Left 4 Soy Gamesesh

A Left 4 Dead 2 Versus Gamenight will be happening TODAY at 6 PM UTC!
STEAM GROUP:https://steamcommunity.com/groups/soylentsource
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
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Operation Reality 2: STAGE 2

Stage 1: >>>/chive/172202
'teens, It's time to go outside again. Put jaks all over your neighborhood
>marge what the fuck is this
Operation Reality 2. See https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Reality_2
>ok what do i do nigga
Print out 'jaks (You should also cut out pieces of the paper to avoid invisible tracking dots if you have a color ink printer) and tape them onto things outside. Poles, trees, even buildings, just anything in your city really.
>but what if someone finds who i am through pictures sar
Remove the metadata from your image, and if there is any reflection, use a mask or any type of other thing to cover half of your face with.
>but what if the feds catch me
Make sure there aren't any cops in the area in the first place.
>but what if people see me and tell the feds
Go late at night or when the area doesnt have too many people. If you know alot about your area you can develop other solutions to this.
>sar what if they find my location through this
Do not show the sky or street signs. It's fine if you censor some other extra stuff in the image, aslong as you show the object and specifically where you placed the 'jak on.
>Where do i put the picture i took
In this thread, or on /soy/. REMEMBER TO ARCHIVE THE PICTURE TOO!
GOOD LUCK 'TEENS
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Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
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SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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