R: 10 / I: 3
>women want men taller than them
>men want women shorter than them
>tall women are a statistical rarity
netanyahu put something in the water to make women taller and make them want short men
>women want men taller than them
>men want women shorter than them
>tall women are a statistical rarity
netanyahu put something in the water to make women taller and make them want short men
R: 40 / I: 12
Oh no it’s orange girl! Your day is ruined.
Oh no it’s orange girl! Your day is ruined.
R: 3 / I: 1
Genuinely why do you guys hate black people
Genuinely why do you guys hate black people
R: 6 / I: 3
>killing yourself or giving up on life altogether because you know you are unlikely to find a tall gf
>killing yourself or giving up on life altogether because you know you are unlikely to find a tall gf
R: 12 / I: 2
At a narcotics anonymous meeting AMA
At a narcotics anonymous meeting AMA
R: 7 / I: 3
>NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU JUST CAN'T PUT YOUR TRAIN TRACKS ALL OVER MY LAND, MY MUMMA AND BROTHER DIED HERE IN THE BITER BATTLE OF NAUVIS aka snca alien war between biter colony 6 and biter colony 21, IT'S JUST WRONG, OK?
>Now, let me shit and piss all over your transport belts an-
<*chaingun fire*
>AAAAAAACKKKKKKKK!!!!!
>NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU JUST CAN'T PUT YOUR TRAIN TRACKS ALL OVER MY LAND, MY MUMMA AND BROTHER DIED HERE IN THE BITER BATTLE OF NAUVIS aka snca alien war between biter colony 6 and biter colony 21, IT'S JUST WRONG, OK?
>Now, let me shit and piss all over your transport belts an-
<*chaingun fire*
>AAAAAAACKKKKKKKK!!!!!
R: 7 / I: 4
>diddy
Wait… WHAT?
>epi>diddy
R: 14 / I: 7
bad news pixverse is censored
og prompt
Original prompt here:
The man starts speaking in a old, but powerful voice. "Charlie Kirk is not a meme, but a blade to be used against trannies. Every single post mocking Kirk is a potential Jobnuke waiting to be launched. Use him well, and he will bring about TTD"
As he speaks, a massive crab wearing a smiths apron walks forward, handing him a holy sword with the words "SWORD OF KIRK" written on it. The man grabs it and puts it infront of the camera.
bad news pixverse is censored
og prompt
Original prompt here:
The man starts speaking in a old, but powerful voice. "Charlie Kirk is not a meme, but a blade to be used against trannies. Every single post mocking Kirk is a potential Jobnuke waiting to be launched. Use him well, and he will bring about TTD"
As he speaks, a massive crab wearing a smiths apron walks forward, handing him a holy sword with the words "SWORD OF KIRK" written on it. The man grabs it and puts it infront of the camera.
R: 56 / I: 8
>President_Al3X on xitter
we should dox this tranny goonclown hitler
what do you guys think?
>President_Al3X on xitter
we should dox this tranny goonclown hitler
what do you guys think?
R: 1 / I: 1
My back hurts and it’s ouchie
My back hurts and it’s ouchie
R: 67 / I: 14
GEM UP THIS COMMENT SECTION
SHITTY TRANIME COAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTTOX7a-uaU
GEM UP THIS COMMENT SECTION
SHITTY TRANIME COAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTTOX7a-uaU
R: 4 / I: 3
DIE CHATGPT
DIE CHATGPT
R: 2 / I: 1
FUCK THIS SHITTY LOG
FUCK THIS SHITTY LOG
R: 7 / I: 4
>Being autistic
<Being autistic but with thing I like
>Being autistic
<Being autistic but with thing I like
R: 0 / I: 0
>soyteens are not interested in petite women, yet spam bbw as a joke but secretly are into tall fit women
maybe we need to restructure our goonbaits like soytan to the sharty demographics
>soyteens are not interested in petite women, yet spam bbw as a joke but secretly are into tall fit women
maybe we need to restructure our goonbaits like soytan to the sharty demographics
R: 20 / I: 2
WE ARE PLAYING HITBOX.IO AND YOU ARE INVITED
<basic tutorial
>move with arrows
>c for bat hit (you can parry too)
>z for rocket
>x for push
>v to latch onto things
>you can also stomp on players
JOINN JOIN NOW
HITBOX.IO
https://hitbox.io/518965qgpuuWE ARE PLAYING HITBOX.IO AND YOU ARE INVITED
<basic tutorial
>move with arrows
>c for bat hit (you can parry too)
>z for rocket
>x for push
>v to latch onto things
>you can also stomp on players
JOINN JOIN NOW
R: 83 / I: 25
ITT we figure out what soyteens want in women
ITT we figure out what soyteens want in women
R: 5 / I: 1
my love language is grooming.
when I am in a relationship with a woman I actually love I can't stop myself grooming and caressing the woman to express my affection.
anyone else like did?
my love language is grooming.
when I am in a relationship with a woman I actually love I can't stop myself grooming and caressing the woman to express my affection.
anyone else like did?
R: 13 / I: 6
You know what to do nusoi
You know what to do nusoi
R: 4 / I: 3
🚨 BREAKING: TARKARYAN.MP4 POSTER SENTENCED 🚨
After a unanimous vote by the Council of Soyjaks, the individual responsible for posting Tarkaryan.mp4 for the 8,000th time has finally received judgment.
The sentence:
📜 PERMANENT EXILE TO THE REPOST MINES 📜
Witnesses report scenes of unprecedented celebration.
🥳 Confetti filled the air.
🎺 Trumpets sounded.
🗿 Reaction images were deployed at maximum capacity.
One attendee stated:
"I never thought I'd see this day."
Another added:
"Nature is healing."
The accused reportedly attempted one final defense:
"But what if I post Tarkaryan.mp4 again?"
The crowd immediately booed.
Sources claim the exile lasted approximately three minutes before a mysterious new account appeared and posted Tarkaryan.mp4 once more.
The crowd was devastated.
The cycle continues.
The reposts endure.
Nobody learns.
🎉 SOYJAK PARTY HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF 🎉
🚨 BREAKING: TARKARYAN.MP4 POSTER SENTENCED 🚨
After a unanimous vote by the Council of Soyjaks, the individual responsible for posting Tarkaryan.mp4 for the 8,000th time has finally received judgment.
The sentence:
📜 PERMANENT EXILE TO THE REPOST MINES 📜
Witnesses report scenes of unprecedented celebration.
🥳 Confetti filled the air.
🎺 Trumpets sounded.
🗿 Reaction images were deployed at maximum capacity.
One attendee stated:
"I never thought I'd see this day."
Another added:
"Nature is healing."
The accused reportedly attempted one final defense:
"But what if I post Tarkaryan.mp4 again?"
The crowd immediately booed.
Sources claim the exile lasted approximately three minutes before a mysterious new account appeared and posted Tarkaryan.mp4 once more.
The crowd was devastated.
The cycle continues.
The reposts endure.
Nobody learns.
🎉 SOYJAK PARTY HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF 🎉
R: 7 / I: 2
R: 2 / I: 0
is operation deltarape 2 still happening? it's 3 hours until the release date
is operation deltarape 2 still happening? it's 3 hours until the release date
R: 692 / I: 72
Nuthread
ITT WE GET WINRAIDs
twitch raid threadNuthread
R: 1 / I: 1
Marge why is taking estrogen seen as a bad thing? I’ve been on estrogen for 2 years and it made me nevergoon and have clear skin
Marge why is taking estrogen seen as a bad thing? I’ve been on estrogen for 2 years and it made me nevergoon and have clear skin
R: 2 / I: 0
>I miss when ragebait was [non-offensive shit]
>I miss when ragebait was [non-offensive shit]
R: 57 / I: 17
2回目の試み
>スパイシーヌードルの時間だよ！すごく美味しい！
R: 54 / I: 15
ITS COMPLETE, TOTAL JAIDEN VICTORY
R: 4 / I: 3
Oh my freaking goodness, chuddy bussy. That soyjak you posted was SOOO gemmy.
Oh my freaking goodness, chuddy bussy. That soyjak you posted was SOOO gemmy.
R: 2 / I: 0
more shock humor haha
more shock humor haha
R: 11 / I: 1
The old english wikipedia has a page for the sharty, making it the only wikipedia other than the Russian one to have one.
https://ang.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyjak.party
The old english wikipedia has a page for the sharty, making it the only wikipedia other than the Russian one to have one.
https://ang.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soyjak.party
R: 0 / I: 0
hello friends, my name is Ahmed Abdul from morocco.
i met american woman on line and "sayd she swings both way"
what does that mean?
hello friends, my name is Ahmed Abdul from morocco.
i met american woman on line and "sayd she swings both way"
what does that mean?
R: 0 / I: 0
>Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already
>Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already
R: 1 / I: 0
>not only are trans women not interested in women but they also try to become a sisa wompa
remind me why do we hate trans ideology again?
>not only are trans women not interested in women but they also try to become a sisa wompa
remind me why do we hate trans ideology again?
R: 0 / I: 0
>I are me is not the what if isn't other then what of you are is me not to
>I are me is not the what if isn't other then what of you are is me not to
R: 9 / I: 1
JAIDEN ANIMATIONS IS SHARDEE CULTURE
R: 1 / I: 0
Jannies do something since ponds won
Jannies do something since ponds won
R: 0 / I: 0
DIE CHATGPT
DIE CHATGPT
R: 1 / I: 0
🚨 COMMUNITY CONSENSUS ACHIEVED 🚨
After extensive research, peer review, and several thousand reaction images, Soyjak Party users have unanimously agreed on one thing:
Tarkaryan.mp4 has somehow become the final boss of the timeline.
Every day:
👤 "Anyone got new content?"
📹 Tarkaryan.mp4 appears
😐 "Not this again…"
The comments arrive with clockwork precision:
😭 "How is this still being posted?"
🤬 "WHO KEEPS UPLOADING THIS?"
🧐 "I've seen this file more times than my own family."
Meanwhile Tarkaryan.mp4 continues its unstoppable advance through the internet like an ancient curse.
Attempts to suppress it have only strengthened it.
Attempts to ignore it have only spread it.
Attempts to mock it have merely created additional Tarkaryan.mp4 discourse.
At this point nobody even remembers what the original argument was.
There is only:
Tarkaryan.mp4
The haters hate it.
The fans defend it.
The lurkers are confused.
The cycle continues.
🎉 SOYJAK PARTY MOMENT 🎉
🚨 COMMUNITY CONSENSUS ACHIEVED 🚨
After extensive research, peer review, and several thousand reaction images, Soyjak Party users have unanimously agreed on one thing:
Tarkaryan.mp4 has somehow become the final boss of the timeline.
Every day:
👤 "Anyone got new content?"
📹 Tarkaryan.mp4 appears
😐 "Not this again…"
The comments arrive with clockwork precision:
😭 "How is this still being posted?"
🤬 "WHO KEEPS UPLOADING THIS?"
🧐 "I've seen this file more times than my own family."
Meanwhile Tarkaryan.mp4 continues its unstoppable advance through the internet like an ancient curse.
Attempts to suppress it have only strengthened it.
Attempts to ignore it have only spread it.
Attempts to mock it have merely created additional Tarkaryan.mp4 discourse.
At this point nobody even remembers what the original argument was.
There is only:
Tarkaryan.mp4
The haters hate it.
The fans defend it.
The lurkers are confused.
The cycle continues.
🎉 SOYJAK PARTY MOMENT 🎉
R: 0 / I: 0
DlE CHATGPT
DlE CHATGPT
R: 0 / I: 0
DIE CHATGPT
DIE CHATGPT
R: 8 / I: 2
I present to you Wodson
It uses the eyes of Leonardjak
Glasses of the vegjaks
Mouth of kogamajak
Ears of mickeyjak
And everything else is from fiendson
I present to you Wodson
It uses the eyes of Leonardjak
Glasses of the vegjaks
Mouth of kogamajak
Ears of mickeyjak
And everything else is from fiendson
R: 1 / I: 1
🚨 LEAKED INTERNAL DOCUMENTS 🚨
After months of investigation, Soyjak Party researchers have uncovered the truth.
The person posting all the CHATGPT threads is none other than:
ERNEST KHALIMOV.
Think about it.
Have you ever seen Ernest Khalimov and the mysterious CHATGPT poster in the same room?
Exactly.
Every time a new thread appears:
🤖 "ChatGPT, write me a response about—"
POSTED 0.2 SECONDS AGO
Coincidence?
I don't think so.
Sources report a giant figure can be seen lurking in the distance whenever a new AI thread is submitted.
Witnesses describe hearing:
"Generate me a response."
before the poster vanishes into the night.
Meanwhile the comments are in complete chaos:
😡 "WHO KEEPS POSTING THIS"
🤔 "Wait, he's onto something."
🧐 "The evidence is overwhelming."
📈 300 REPLIES
📈 700 SCREENSHOTS
📈 0 PROOF
The mystery deepens.
The AI threads continue.
The legend grows.
The investigators remain silent.
ERNEST, EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
🚨 LEAKED INTERNAL DOCUMENTS 🚨
After months of investigation, Soyjak Party researchers have uncovered the truth.
The person posting all the CHATGPT threads is none other than:
ERNEST KHALIMOV.
Think about it.
Have you ever seen Ernest Khalimov and the mysterious CHATGPT poster in the same room?
Exactly.
Every time a new thread appears:
🤖 "ChatGPT, write me a response about—"
POSTED 0.2 SECONDS AGO
Coincidence?
I don't think so.
Sources report a giant figure can be seen lurking in the distance whenever a new AI thread is submitted.
Witnesses describe hearing:
"Generate me a response."
before the poster vanishes into the night.
Meanwhile the comments are in complete chaos:
😡 "WHO KEEPS POSTING THIS"
🤔 "Wait, he's onto something."
🧐 "The evidence is overwhelming."
📈 300 REPLIES
📈 700 SCREENSHOTS
📈 0 PROOF
The mystery deepens.
The AI threads continue.
The legend grows.
The investigators remain silent.
ERNEST, EXPLAIN YOURSELF.
R: 5 / I: 3
🚨 CODE RED 🚨
THE SUBTITLE HAS OFFICIALLY DECLARED WAR ON THE ENTIRE SUBREDDIT.
"Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already"
Translation:
😡 "Stop posting."
Community interpretation:
😈 "Post harder."
The battle lines are drawn.
Thousands of soyjaks mobilize.
Reaction image reserves are deployed.
Nobody remembers what started the argument.
Everyone remembers the screenshots.
🚨 CODE RED 🚨
THE SUBTITLE HAS OFFICIALLY DECLARED WAR ON THE ENTIRE SUBREDDIT.
"Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already"
Translation:
😡 "Stop posting."
Community interpretation:
😈 "Post harder."
The battle lines are drawn.
Thousands of soyjaks mobilize.
Reaction image reserves are deployed.
Nobody remembers what started the argument.
Everyone remembers the screenshots.
R: 0 / I: 0
🚨 CODE RED 🚨
THE SUBTITLE HAS OFFICIALLY DECLARED WAR ON THE ENTIRE SUBREDDIT.
"Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already"
Translation:
😡 "Stop posting."
Community interpretation:
😈 "Post harder."
The battle lines are drawn.
Thousands of soyjaks mobilize.
Reaction image reserves are deployed.
Nobody remembers what started the argument.
Everyone remembers the screenshots.
🚨 CODE RED 🚨
THE SUBTITLE HAS OFFICIALLY DECLARED WAR ON THE ENTIRE SUBREDDIT.
"Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already"
Translation:
😡 "Stop posting."
Community interpretation:
😈 "Post harder."
The battle lines are drawn.
Thousands of soyjaks mobilize.
Reaction image reserves are deployed.
Nobody remembers what started the argument.
Everyone remembers the screenshots.
R: 5 / I: 1
>
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^
<OH SCIENCE GOLLY SCIENCE YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS THIS WHAT WE ALL WANTED YES FLYING WALKING PORTABLE OBJECT #7276383762727373 Insert Payment Method NIGGERLAKE, Brazil
>
<NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DEAD FISH NIGGER FISH IN NIGGER LAKE 2023 I CAN'T Thought-provoking FISH GHHGHHGGHHGHGGHGGGGGGGGG YOU MUSTN'T
^
<OH SCIENCE GOLLY SCIENCE YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS THIS WHAT WE ALL WANTED YES FLYING WALKING PORTABLE OBJECT #7276383762727373 Insert Payment Method NIGGERLAKE, Brazil
R: 2 / I: 1
>Hello, it's me, Goku. Can someone tell who the hell was the nigger faggot with iron deficiency that stole my hair, I'm going to splat his brains all over the sidewalk
<.
>Hello, it's me, Goku. Can someone tell who the hell was the nigger faggot with iron deficiency that stole my hair, I'm going to splat his brains all over the sidewalk
<.
R: 4 / I: 2
>Cities are walkable by nature
<Angels? I only that they are biblically accurate
^Spaces are sour, but liminality is sweet
>Cities are walkable by nature
<Angels? I only that they are biblically accurate
^Spaces are sour, but liminality is sweet
R: 0 / I: 0
🚨 ATTENTION ALL SOYJAK OPERATIVES 🚨
THE SUBTITLE HAS BEEN UPDATED TO:
"Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already"
MISSION STATUS:
❌ Nonsense not removed
❌ Nonsense not reduced
❌ Nonsense not contained
✅ Nonsense discussed extensively
✅ Nonsense immortalized in screenshots
✅ Nonsense converted into 47 additional posts
Outstanding work, everyone.
The containment breach continues.
🚨 ATTENTION ALL SOYJAK OPERATIVES 🚨
THE SUBTITLE HAS BEEN UPDATED TO:
"Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already"
MISSION STATUS:
❌ Nonsense not removed
❌ Nonsense not reduced
❌ Nonsense not contained
✅ Nonsense discussed extensively
✅ Nonsense immortalized in screenshots
✅ Nonsense converted into 47 additional posts
Outstanding work, everyone.
The containment breach continues.
R: 0 / I: 0
Nu giga for the nuswahs
Nu giga for the nuswahs
R: 0 / I: 0
🚨 CODE RED 🚨
THE SUBTITLE HAS OFFICIALLY DECLARED WAR ON THE ENTIRE SUBREDDIT.
"Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already"
Translation:
😡 "Stop posting."
Community interpretation:
😈 "Post harder."
The battle lines are drawn.
Thousands of soyjaks mobilize.
Reaction image reserves are deployed.
Nobody remembers what started the argument.
Everyone remembers the screenshots.
🚨 CODE RED 🚨
THE SUBTITLE HAS OFFICIALLY DECLARED WAR ON THE ENTIRE SUBREDDIT.
"Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already"
Translation:
😡 "Stop posting."
Community interpretation:
😈 "Post harder."
The battle lines are drawn.
Thousands of soyjaks mobilize.
Reaction image reserves are deployed.
Nobody remembers what started the argument.
Everyone remembers the screenshots.
R: 2 / I: 0
🚨 CODE RED 🚨
THE SUBTITLE HAS OFFICIALLY DECLARED WAR ON THE ENTIRE SUBREDDIT.
"Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already"
Translation:
😡 "Stop posting."
Community interpretation:
😈 "Post harder."
The battle lines are drawn.
Thousands of soyjaks mobilize.
Reaction image reserves are deployed.
Nobody remembers what started the argument.
Everyone remembers the screenshots.
🚨 CODE RED 🚨
THE SUBTITLE HAS OFFICIALLY DECLARED WAR ON THE ENTIRE SUBREDDIT.
"Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already"
Translation:
😡 "Stop posting."
Community interpretation:
😈 "Post harder."
The battle lines are drawn.
Thousands of soyjaks mobilize.
Reaction image reserves are deployed.
Nobody remembers what started the argument.
Everyone remembers the screenshots.
R: 1 / I: 1
R: 1 / I: 1
The subtitle says:
"Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already"
And yet you're reading a post about the subtitle.
And I'm writing a post about the subtitle.
And people are commenting on the post about the subtitle.
And now I'm making fun of the comments about the post about the subtitle.
The nonsense has achieved self-sustaining fusion.
There is no escape.
The subtitle says:
"Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already"
And yet you're reading a post about the subtitle.
And I'm writing a post about the subtitle.
And people are commenting on the post about the subtitle.
And now I'm making fun of the comments about the post about the subtitle.
The nonsense has achieved self-sustaining fusion.
There is no escape.
R: 1 / I: 1
THE SOYJAK TIMES
SUBTITLE CHANGES, LOCAL NONSENSE POPULATION SURGES 400%
Experts are baffled after a new subtitle reading:
"Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already"
triggered the largest nonsense boom in recorded history.
One eyewitness stated:
"I wasn't going to post today, but then I saw the subtitle."
Authorities are urging residents to remain calm and avoid direct exposure to irony levels exceeding federally recommended limits.
At press time, the nonsense had become significantly funnier simply because someone complained about it.
Get smarter responses, upload files and images, and more.
THE SOYJAK TIMES
SUBTITLE CHANGES, LOCAL NONSENSE POPULATION SURGES 400%
Experts are baffled after a new subtitle reading:
"Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already"
triggered the largest nonsense boom in recorded history.
One eyewitness stated:
"I wasn't going to post today, but then I saw the subtitle."
Authorities are urging residents to remain calm and avoid direct exposure to irony levels exceeding federally recommended limits.
At press time, the nonsense had become significantly funnier simply because someone complained about it.
Get smarter responses, upload files and images, and more.
R: 4 / I: 3
>mindlessly swiping left on dating apps
>mindlessly swiping left on dating apps
R: 0 / I: 0
📜 A HISTORIC DAY FOR SOYJAK PARTY 📜
Future generations will ask:
"Where were you when the subtitle became
'Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already'?"
And we will answer:
"In the comments. Arguing. Posting reaction images. Making everything worse."
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
The moderators have fired the warning shot.
The community has interpreted it as content.
The resulting irony cascade has been measured at 9.8 on the Soyjak Scale.
🏛️ Empires fell.
🏛️ Civilizations vanished.
🏛️ Yet the nonsense endured.
📜 A HISTORIC DAY FOR SOYJAK PARTY 📜
Future generations will ask:
"Where were you when the subtitle became
'Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already'?"
And we will answer:
"In the comments. Arguing. Posting reaction images. Making everything worse."
The prophecy has been fulfilled.
The moderators have fired the warning shot.
The community has interpreted it as content.
The resulting irony cascade has been measured at 9.8 on the Soyjak Scale.
🏛️ Empires fell.
🏛️ Civilizations vanished.
🏛️ Yet the nonsense endured.
R: 40 / I: 4
name some games that dont have black people in them
name some games that dont have black people in them
R: 7 / I: 2
WHAT THE FUCK.
I was reading a post about how (((they))) are weaponizing the sun in order to make us less Aryan, I thought it was bullshit until I decided to test it for myself. THE SUN MADE ME BROWNER. do not go outside ‘eens, (((they))) want us to be less white.
R: 3 / I: 0
im trans btw
im trans btw
R: 0 / I: 0
>opsec level
>opsec level
R: 1 / I: 1
🚨🚨 BREAKING SOYJAK PARTY NEWS 🚨🚨
THE SUBTITLE HAS BEEN CHANGED.
FROM WHATEVER IT WAS BEFORE…
TO:
"Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already"
💀💀💀
THEY SAID IT.
THEY ACTUALLY SAID IT.
Meanwhile:
😲 "Wait, they're serious?"
🤓 "This is a fascinating development."
😭 "It's never been more over."
😂 "It's never been more back."
The funniest part is that every attempt to get rid of the nonsense only generates more nonsense.
📈 Engagement rises.
📈 Reactions multiply.
📈 Soyjak production reaches record levels.
At this point the subtitle itself has become part of the joke.
"Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already"
No.
Because now we're talking about it.
Post your strongest reaction images below and witness the cycle continue for another 10,000 years.
🎉 SOYJAK PARTY NEVER ENDS 🎉
THE SUBTITLE CHANGES.
THE NONSENSE REMAINS.
🗿🍿📢💥
🚨🚨 BREAKING SOYJAK PARTY NEWS 🚨🚨
THE SUBTITLE HAS BEEN CHANGED.
FROM WHATEVER IT WAS BEFORE…
TO:
"Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already"
💀💀💀
THEY SAID IT.
THEY ACTUALLY SAID IT.
Meanwhile:
😲 "Wait, they're serious?"
🤓 "This is a fascinating development."
😭 "It's never been more over."
😂 "It's never been more back."
The funniest part is that every attempt to get rid of the nonsense only generates more nonsense.
📈 Engagement rises.
📈 Reactions multiply.
📈 Soyjak production reaches record levels.
At this point the subtitle itself has become part of the joke.
"Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already"
No.
Because now we're talking about it.
Post your strongest reaction images below and witness the cycle continue for another 10,000 years.
🎉 SOYJAK PARTY NEVER ENDS 🎉
THE SUBTITLE CHANGES.
THE NONSENSE REMAINS.
🗿🍿📢💥
R: 16 / I: 12
>anonymizing your filenames
>anonymizing your filenames
R: 0 / I: 0
🚨 ATTENTION EVERYONE 🚨
THE SOYJAK PARTY HAS OFFICIALLY REACHED CRITICAL MASS.
📈 THE CHARTS ARE UP
📢 THE NOISE IS LOUDER THAN EVER
🫵 EVERYONE IS POINTING AT THE SCREEN
"NO WAY…"
"THEY ACTUALLY DID IT…"
"THIS IS THE GREATEST POST I'VE EVER SEEN…"
Meanwhile the Soyjaks are multiplying at an alarming rate.
>😲 THE HYPE SOYJAK
<🤯 THE CONSPIRACY SOYJAK
^🔥 THE ABSOLUTELY LOSING-HIS-MIND SOYJAK
v☕ THE GUY WHO JUST ARRIVED AND HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S HAPPENING
Scientists cannot explain it.
Historians will study it.
Comment sections will never recover.
Drop your most powerful reaction image below and witness history unfold in real time.
THE PARTY DOESN'T STOP.
THE PARTY ONLY GROWS.
🎉 SOYJAK PARTY FOREVER 🎉
🚨 ATTENTION EVERYONE 🚨
THE SOYJAK PARTY HAS OFFICIALLY REACHED CRITICAL MASS.
📈 THE CHARTS ARE UP
📢 THE NOISE IS LOUDER THAN EVER
🫵 EVERYONE IS POINTING AT THE SCREEN
"NO WAY…"
"THEY ACTUALLY DID IT…"
"THIS IS THE GREATEST POST I'VE EVER SEEN…"
Meanwhile the Soyjaks are multiplying at an alarming rate.
>😲 THE HYPE SOYJAK
<🤯 THE CONSPIRACY SOYJAK
^🔥 THE ABSOLUTELY LOSING-HIS-MIND SOYJAK
v☕ THE GUY WHO JUST ARRIVED AND HAS NO IDEA WHAT'S HAPPENING
Scientists cannot explain it.
Historians will study it.
Comment sections will never recover.
Drop your most powerful reaction image below and witness history unfold in real time.
THE PARTY DOESN'T STOP.
THE PARTY ONLY GROWS.
🎉 SOYJAK PARTY FOREVER 🎉
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I've taken the time and money to host a VNCjew.
https://mail.mickai.me/search?query=&order=newest
Go bananas ol algo
I've taken the time and money to host a VNCjew.
https://mail.mickai.me/search?query=&order=newest
Go bananas ol algo
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Address the elephant in the room
Address the elephant in the room
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JSI. D
How quote feels after sending after post about him to /q/
F. Uck you quoooooteJSI. D
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foodie is someone who enjoys food
foodie is someone who enjoys food
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Quote I know you’re watching, reply to this thread nigga. Yes I’m attention baiting no I won’t stop
Quote I know you’re watching, reply to this thread nigga. Yes I’m attention baiting no I won’t stop
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hi guys!
hi guys!
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>posting a file with no comment
>posting a file with no comment
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Was she in the right for this?
Was she in the right for this?
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>quote create Israel and lesotho to give the sharty a boogeyman
>quote create Israel and lesotho to give the sharty a boogeyman
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Download deltarune chapter 5 switch for free no virus 2026 update edition nsp legit working
Download deltarune chapter 5 switch for free no virus 2026 update edition nsp legit working
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>In the news
>
>June 22: Brithos's first-ever forum post contains a very large completed engineered spaceship based on the (28,3)c/84 Herschel climber reaction.
>June 12: vilc solves another frontier synthesis problem, 37P3H1V0, by creating a component that can add an extension onto 25P3H1V0.1; only three known 37-bit spaceships (37P4H1V0, xq3_gxooy3ss0ac4552z0330110ee0561 and xq4_sighgay0ggzxgg4kiu933azw745d) are now without known syntheses.
>June 8: vilc assembles a construction recipe for a cottonmouth with 118 gliders, soon reduced to 116 gliders by Chris857.
>June 1-2: Goldtiger997 completes the critical final-stage synthesis of a lobster spaceship via an almost completely diagonally symmetric collision between 39 gliders and a 175-bit still life constellation; a collaborative effort produces a 186-glider construction recipe the same day, reduced to 118 gliders over the next two days.
>May 23: Caleb R. Hilton uses LightCone to find a new Spartan glider-to-R-pentomino converter starting with a glider-activated pi explosion, with repeat time 187.
>May 17: lumi builds a maximally Golly-friendly self-synchronized linear replicator, speed 256c/1048576, bounding box 65676 × 65520, minimum population 16702; each new child copy is precisely in sync with the parent.
>In the news
>
>June 22: Brithos's first-ever forum post contains a very large completed engineered spaceship based on the (28,3)c/84 Herschel climber reaction.
>June 12: vilc solves another frontier synthesis problem, 37P3H1V0, by creating a component that can add an extension onto 25P3H1V0.1; only three known 37-bit spaceships (37P4H1V0, xq3_gxooy3ss0ac4552z0330110ee0561 and xq4_sighgay0ggzxgg4kiu933azw745d) are now without known syntheses.
>June 8: vilc assembles a construction recipe for a cottonmouth with 118 gliders, soon reduced to 116 gliders by Chris857.
>June 1-2: Goldtiger997 completes the critical final-stage synthesis of a lobster spaceship via an almost completely diagonally symmetric collision between 39 gliders and a 175-bit still life constellation; a collaborative effort produces a 186-glider construction recipe the same day, reduced to 118 gliders over the next two days.
>May 23: Caleb R. Hilton uses LightCone to find a new Spartan glider-to-R-pentomino converter starting with a glider-activated pi explosion, with repeat time 187.
>May 17: lumi builds a maximally Golly-friendly self-synchronized linear replicator, speed 256c/1048576, bounding box 65676 × 65520, minimum population 16702; each new child copy is precisely in sync with the parent.
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/o/ 29 MILLION GET COULD COME AS SOON AS TOMORROW
BE READY AND ON THE LOOKOUT
/o/ 29 MILLION GET COULD COME AS SOON AS TOMORROW
BE READY AND ON THE LOOKOUT
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>Actually, THIS IS GOOD because my favourite essaynigger jewtuber told me so
>Actually, THIS IS GOOD because my favourite essaynigger jewtuber told me so
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>compressed gigas
>compressed gigas
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Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already
Can we get rid of this unfunny nonsense already
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why so dead nusoyim
why so dead nusoyim
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OH WHATS IN MY A-*BRAPPRAPAPAP* AUGH
OH WHATS IN MY A-*BRAPPRAPAPAP* AUGH
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>having a severe porn addiction but still being physically unable to goon to black people because your just that racist
>having a severe porn addiction but still being physically unable to goon to black people because your just that racist
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I feel happy, I feel healthy, I'm a human being
I feel happy, I feel healthy, I'm a human being
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1080P PREMIUM PLUS GIGACHAD NIKOCADE ERNESY KHALIMOC SEX TAPE 360P 720P HD SHD 4K+ BLUERAY NO PUNJABI SUBTITILE SEX PRONO PORNO PORN CLICK HERE FREE 100% NO VIRUS
1080P PREMIUM PLUS GIGACHAD NIKOCADE ERNESY KHALIMOC SEX TAPE 360P 720P HD SHD 4K+ BLUERAY NO PUNJABI SUBTITILE SEX PRONO PORNO PORN CLICK HERE FREE 100% NO VIRUS
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looking at /soy/ currently
looking at /soy/ currently
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>I am actually black
>I am actually black
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god loves you
god loves you
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why so dead nusoyim
why so dead nusoyim
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Is this cool
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FUCK THIS SHIT WEBSITE
FUCK THIS SHIT WEBSITE
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We should post some porn to boost posting
We should post some porn to boost posting
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why so dead
why so dead
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Just arrived at my Jewish grandparents house earlier today, will be here for the next 2 weeks AMA
Just arrived at my Jewish grandparents house earlier today, will be here for the next 2 weeks AMA
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How many people did the sharty have at peak popularity
How many people did the sharty have at peak popularity
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You have a large bi bi si if you can post in this thread. Only bi bi si owners can reply.
You have a large bi bi si if you can post in this thread. Only bi bi si owners can reply.
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>arrow
headphonos
my headphonos smell like fucking wank, how do i fix this without damagong the speakers>arrow
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What's your type in women
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What's your type in women
>
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QUOTE is a bald retard.
QUOTE is a bald retard.
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i post a new meme that forms in here onto twitter and instagram so that it dies faster im trans btw
i post a new meme that forms in here onto twitter and instagram so that it dies faster im trans btw
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fuck you
fuck you
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Don't ask me how i know but you can throttle the site using the captcha.
Don't ask me how i know but you can throttle the site using the captcha.
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>tfw the cops killed your bibisi bvll (He turned into a hellish otherworldly unorthodox lovecraftian nigger demon with 8 bibisis on his back, similar to tentacles, and used satanic black magic to kill the officers but that's ok because it was self defense and he also had a traumatic past or something)
>tfw the cops killed your bibisi bvll (He turned into a hellish otherworldly unorthodox lovecraftian nigger demon with 8 bibisis on his back, similar to tentacles, and used satanic black magic to kill the officers but that's ok because it was self defense and he also had a traumatic past or something)
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Your ID color is your skin color now.
Your ID color is your skin color now.
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Why do (You) owe me sex?
Why do (You) owe me sex?
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Now that the point of TADC was revealed to be trooning out will they make SISA Kit Bodega cut xir tits off? fuggen jerdee
Now that the point of TADC was revealed to be trooning out will they make SISA Kit Bodega cut xir tits off? fuggen jerdee
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Why is quote so hot as a female?
Why is quote so hot as a female? Man, I want to fuck that thing like there's no tommorow. I imagine putting my dick up her ass and raping her until her asshole starts bleeding. As I'm writing this, I jerk myself off to the idea of her getting pregnant and giving birth to a bunch of pretty pink babies. Quote, if you're reading this, please start transitioning and report to us about each stage on the sharty WHITH PICTURES. When you finish your transitioning, add your hot naked photos as a banner and remove all other banners please 🙏 I need to see your jewish khazar milky titties~ or something
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new 'toss
new 'toss
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shoutout to muslims for keeping brown foids from assaulting my eyes
shoutout to muslims for keeping brown foids from assaulting my eyes
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the state of this makes me sad
the state of this makes me sad
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Unironically bring back /incel/
Unironically bring back /incel/
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If you don't make over 5k $ per month lower your tone when speaking to me
If you don't make over 5k $ per month lower your tone when speaking to me
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Hey ‘dults i want to BREED BREED BREED JELLYBEANNN!!!! I want to SHOVE HER DOWN in an IMMINENT MATING PRESS POSITION and start to *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* until i COOOM inside her EXTRA FERTILE WOMB!! SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!! I will FUCK her PERROSTYLE and MATING PRESSING her all NIGHT and all DAY until the damn bed BREAKS from our ANIMALISTIC COUPLING and everyone in a three KILOMETER radios knows the sound of OUR HIPS SMACKING AGAINST EACH OTHER!!!!!! DEPRAVED, DECADENT, ORGASMIC, TOE CURLING, MIND MELTING SEX with JELLYBEAN and making her BEAR A DOZEN OF MY CHILDREN by the end of THE YEAR!!!! Holding HANDS with JELLYBEAN, LOOKING into her BEAUTIFUL BLACK EYES and whispering to her that she's the LOVE of my LIFE before having a LONG, LOVEY DOVEY MAKE OUT and HIP GRINDING SESSION until we collapse from EXHAUSTION and fall asleep in each others ARMS!!!!!!!
Hey ‘dults i want to BREED BREED BREED JELLYBEANNN!!!! I want to SHOVE HER DOWN in an IMMINENT MATING PRESS POSITION and start to *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP* until i COOOM inside her EXTRA FERTILE WOMB!! SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!! I will FUCK her PERROSTYLE and MATING PRESSING her all NIGHT and all DAY until the damn bed BREAKS from our ANIMALISTIC COUPLING and everyone in a three KILOMETER radios knows the sound of OUR HIPS SMACKING AGAINST EACH OTHER!!!!!! DEPRAVED, DECADENT, ORGASMIC, TOE CURLING, MIND MELTING SEX with JELLYBEAN and making her BEAR A DOZEN OF MY CHILDREN by the end of THE YEAR!!!! Holding HANDS with JELLYBEAN, LOOKING into her BEAUTIFUL BLACK EYES and whispering to her that she's the LOVE of my LIFE before having a LONG, LOVEY DOVEY MAKE OUT and HIP GRINDING SESSION until we collapse from EXHAUSTION and fall asleep in each others ARMS!!!!!!!
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What are your fetishes?
What are your fetishes?
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>IT'S THE FAR RIGHT NEO NAZI MEDIA THAT'S TELLING YOU THAT THEY ARE DANGEROUS, I WOULD TRUST THEM MY HOME
<I beheaded someone yesterday.
>AMIGO…
>IT'S THE FAR RIGHT NEO NAZI MEDIA THAT'S TELLING YOU THAT THEY ARE DANGEROUS, I WOULD TRUST THEM MY HOME
<I beheaded someone yesterday.
>AMIGO…
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>soyjak.st
>soyjak.st
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WE WUZ KANGS
WE WUZ KANGS
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I can't stop bragging. It's late, and I didn't even eatnor drink anything except for a glass of water
I can't stop bragging. It's late, and I didn't even eatnor drink anything except for a glass of water
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booba is sharty culture
booba is sharty culture
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>Crashing out and killing random phonos because you can't breed and da jooz and you can't stop gooning
>Crashing out and killing random phonos because you can't breed and da jooz and you can't stop gooning
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hi saars my vnc is xx.xx.xxx.xx please log in to my pc saars
hi saars my vnc is xx.xx.xxx.xx please log in to my pc saars
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Bro wtf is going on on /q/
Bro wtf is going on on /q/
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I eat pizza, I drink soda
I eat pizza, I drink soda
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>Muh freewill and shieet
Then he's not all powerfull? why doesn´t he just create a freewill without evil he is ALL POWERFULL
>If god real why bad thing
no argument
>Muh miracles and witnesses
There are also many miracles atributed to roman emperors whats your point
Christcucks explain this one to me
Why would your all loving god give cancer to the child of a god-fearing model citizen family for no reason?>Muh freewill and shieet
Then he's not all powerfull? why doesn´t he just create a freewill without evil he is ALL POWERFULL
>If god real why bad thing
no argument
>Muh miracles and witnesses
There are also many miracles atributed to roman emperors whats your point
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nu 'toss
nu 'toss
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>There are entire communities for whiteboys recovering from their BNWO addictions
>There are entire communities for whiteboys recovering from their BNWO addictions
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RETVRN
RETVRN
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I fucking hate football goyim so much
I fucking hate football goyim so much
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hamas and niggers dying
hamas and niggers dying
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/Agarth/
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/bbc/
discuss bbc
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I swear half the people on this board are running on caffeine, irony poisoning, and 4 hours of sleep. Every post is either “shut the site down,” “i want to fuck,” or someone trying to force their shitty variant for 12 hours straight.
Not even judging because I was doing the exact same thing a year ago. Worked a job I hated, lived in the same town my entire life, and spent more time lurking imageboards than doing anything productive. Felt like there wasn’t really a path forward unless you already had money or connections.
Ended up talking to an Army recruiter mostly because my friend wouldn’t stop bringing it up. Expected it to be super corporate and awkward, but the conversation was actually normal. Found out there are a ton of career paths besides combat stuff — cybersecurity, mechanics, aviation, medical, engineering, logistics, IT, all that.
Now I’m training in a technical field I probably never could’ve afforded on my own, my schedule is less destroyed, and I actually feel like I’m building toward something instead of just watching years disappear online.
Not saying it’s for everybody, but if you’re stuck in the “wake up / work / doomscroll / repeat” loop, it’s worth looking into. Stable pay, training, housing, education benefits, healthcare, and actual career experience is a pretty solid trade compared to rotting in the same spot forever.
Anyway. Going back to lurking now before someone calls this propaganda.
https://goarmy.com/
I swear half the people on this board are running on caffeine, irony poisoning, and 4 hours of sleep. Every post is either “shut the site down,” “i want to fuck,” or someone trying to force their shitty variant for 12 hours straight.
Not even judging because I was doing the exact same thing a year ago. Worked a job I hated, lived in the same town my entire life, and spent more time lurking imageboards than doing anything productive. Felt like there wasn’t really a path forward unless you already had money or connections.
Ended up talking to an Army recruiter mostly because my friend wouldn’t stop bringing it up. Expected it to be super corporate and awkward, but the conversation was actually normal. Found out there are a ton of career paths besides combat stuff — cybersecurity, mechanics, aviation, medical, engineering, logistics, IT, all that.
Now I’m training in a technical field I probably never could’ve afforded on my own, my schedule is less destroyed, and I actually feel like I’m building toward something instead of just watching years disappear online.
Not saying it’s for everybody, but if you’re stuck in the “wake up / work / doomscroll / repeat” loop, it’s worth looking into. Stable pay, training, housing, education benefits, healthcare, and actual career experience is a pretty solid trade compared to rotting in the same spot forever.
Anyway. Going back to lurking now before someone calls this propaganda.
https://goarmy.com/
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>you may SAGE when ready
>you may SAGE when ready
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can someone tell me how to get fastcoloredtextbox to work pls
can someone tell me how to get fastcoloredtextbox to work pls
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I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.
I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.
I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.
It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.
And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.
Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.
If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did. https://goarmy.com/
I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.
I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.
I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.
It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.
And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.
Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.
If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did. https://goarmy.com/
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Hey, I'm Jade.
I'm not here to hype you up with loud music or screaming sergeants. I'm just gonna tell you how it went for me.
Before the Army, I was working a cafe counter, sharing a cramped apartment with two roommates, and trying to figure out how to afford transition stuff on a barista's paycheck. I wasn't lost—I just felt stuck. Like I was treading water, watching everyone else swim somewhere.
Enlisting wasn't some dramatic calling. It was practical. I needed health insurance that actually covered hormones. I needed a steady paycheck. I needed to get out of my hometown and hit reset on my whole life.
So I walked into a recruiter's office, nervous as hell, and said, "Hey, I'm trans. Is this even going to work?"
They just nodded and walked me through the medical waiver process. No judgment. No side-eyes. Just paperwork.
Boot camp sucked. Not gonna lie. It sucks for everyone. I was exhausted, sore, and questioning every life choice I'd ever made. But you know what? Nobody cared that I was trans. They cared if I could carry my weight, keep my weapon clean, and not quit on my fireteam. I did all three.
Fast-forward three years. I'm in a signal unit, doing IT work I actually enjoy. The military paid for my HRT—every visit, every prescription. I got laser hair removal covered. My command uses my correct name and pronouns without missing a beat. Not because they're woke, but because they're professionals and I do my job.
I've got my own place now. A 401k. A security clearance that'll open doors on the outside. I've deployed once, made friends I'd trust with my life, and honestly? I finally feel like I'm myself—not just some version of me waiting for life to start.
I still game. I still have anxiety sometimes. I still drink way too much cold brew. But now I do all of that with a purpose, a plan, and a lot less financial stress.
If you're on the fence, I get it. I was too. This isn't a "fix everything" magic button—it's a job with good benefits and a lot of structure, which is exactly what I needed. You don't have to be a gym bro or a gung-ho patriot. You just have to show up, be honest about who you are, and put in the work.
Talk to a recruiter. Ask about medical coverage. Ask about non-combat jobs. Ask about the real culture, not the commercials.
It worked for me. Might work for you too.
No pressure. Just something to think about.
— Jade, SPC, U.S. Army
Hey, I'm Jade.
I'm not here to hype you up with loud music or screaming sergeants. I'm just gonna tell you how it went for me.
Before the Army, I was working a cafe counter, sharing a cramped apartment with two roommates, and trying to figure out how to afford transition stuff on a barista's paycheck. I wasn't lost—I just felt stuck. Like I was treading water, watching everyone else swim somewhere.
Enlisting wasn't some dramatic calling. It was practical. I needed health insurance that actually covered hormones. I needed a steady paycheck. I needed to get out of my hometown and hit reset on my whole life.
So I walked into a recruiter's office, nervous as hell, and said, "Hey, I'm trans. Is this even going to work?"
They just nodded and walked me through the medical waiver process. No judgment. No side-eyes. Just paperwork.
Boot camp sucked. Not gonna lie. It sucks for everyone. I was exhausted, sore, and questioning every life choice I'd ever made. But you know what? Nobody cared that I was trans. They cared if I could carry my weight, keep my weapon clean, and not quit on my fireteam. I did all three.
Fast-forward three years. I'm in a signal unit, doing IT work I actually enjoy. The military paid for my HRT—every visit, every prescription. I got laser hair removal covered. My command uses my correct name and pronouns without missing a beat. Not because they're woke, but because they're professionals and I do my job.
I've got my own place now. A 401k. A security clearance that'll open doors on the outside. I've deployed once, made friends I'd trust with my life, and honestly? I finally feel like I'm myself—not just some version of me waiting for life to start.
I still game. I still have anxiety sometimes. I still drink way too much cold brew. But now I do all of that with a purpose, a plan, and a lot less financial stress.
If you're on the fence, I get it. I was too. This isn't a "fix everything" magic button—it's a job with good benefits and a lot of structure, which is exactly what I needed. You don't have to be a gym bro or a gung-ho patriot. You just have to show up, be honest about who you are, and put in the work.
Talk to a recruiter. Ask about medical coverage. Ask about non-combat jobs. Ask about the real culture, not the commercials.
It worked for me. Might work for you too.
No pressure. Just something to think about.
— Jade, SPC, U.S. Army
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*sigh* Just because someone is crossdressing doesn't mean they're trans.
*sigh* Just because someone is crossdressing doesn't mean they're trans.
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/chr/
discuss christianity
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If you post soyjaks off site you're the one killing this site. Stop.
If you post soyjaks off site you're the one killing this site. Stop.
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>Why is quote so hot as a female? Man, I want to fuck that thing like there's no tommorow. I imagine putting my dick up her ass and raping her until her asshole starts bleeding. As I'm writing this, I jerk myself off to the idea of her getting pregnant and giving birth to a bunch of pretty pink babies. Quote, if you're reading this, please start transitioning and report to us about each stage on the sharty WHITH PICTURES. When you finish your transitioning, add your hot naked photos as a banner and remove all other banners please 🙏 I need to see your jewish khazar milky titties~ or something
>Why is quote so hot as a female? Man, I want to fuck that thing like there's no tommorow. I imagine putting my dick up her ass and raping her until her asshole starts bleeding. As I'm writing this, I jerk myself off to the idea of her getting pregnant and giving birth to a bunch of pretty pink babies. Quote, if you're reading this, please start transitioning and report to us about each stage on the sharty WHITH PICTURES. When you finish your transitioning, add your hot naked photos as a banner and remove all other banners please 🙏 I need to see your jewish khazar milky titties~ or something
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>Jax revealed to be trans
>Immediately dies in the same episode due to mental instability
What did gooseworx mean by this?
>Jax revealed to be trans
>Immediately dies in the same episode due to mental instability
What did gooseworx mean by this?
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send me gigatungs
send me gigatungs
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get rid of this from der fuggen sherdee NOW.
rape torture and skin ronald to death
I cannot handle having to do the fucking mccaptcha and im pretty sure it could be a (((dataminer)))get rid of this from der fuggen sherdee NOW.
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New 'toss
New 'toss
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gooning to soytan on the jarty
gooning to soytan on the jarty
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help
my rabbi said he has "goliath" in his pants while i only have "david" after he saw me in the urinal. what does this mean
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THE COBSON FILE: A TRUE RECRUITING STORY
Before he was Sergeant Cobson, he was just Cobson—a 22-year-old living in his childhood bedroom, working a dead-end retail job, and spending his nights grinding ranked matches until 3 AM. He wasn't depressed. He wasn't broken. He was just… stagnant. No direction. No savings. No plan. Just another guy watching life happen to everyone else.
Then he walked into a recruiting station on a rainy Tuesday, mostly to get out of the rain.
That was six years ago.
—
What Cobson found:
· Purpose. He went from dreading his alarm to jumping out of bed at 0500 because his squad was counting on him. For the first time, being early meant being respected.
· A skillset. The Army gave him a Top Secret clearance and training in satellite communications. Now he builds networks that span continents. He went from Googling "how to fix Wi-Fi" to troubleshooting multi-million-dollar systems.
· Brotherhood. The guys in his unit aren't just coworkers—they're the people who pulled him through a tough deployment, celebrated his promotion, and stood next to him at his wedding. They know his worst days and still showed up.
· Financial footing. He bought his first house at 24. Zero down, VA loan. No more ramen for dinner—unless he actually wants it.
· Confidence. Cobson used to avoid eye contact in public. Now he briefs colonels without flinching. He's done airborne school, led a team of twelve, and learned he can handle way more than he ever gave himself credit for.
—
His turning point?
"I thought enlisting meant giving up my freedom," Cobson says now. "Turns out, I didn't have any real freedom to begin with—I was just drifting. The Army didn't cage me; it gave me a rudder. I went from being a spectator in my own life to actually steering it."
—
Cobson re-enlisted last year. He's now a Sergeant, a husband, a homeowner, and a college graduate (Tuition Assistance paid for his degree, by the way). He still games on weekends—but now he does it in his own living room, with his wife rolling her eyes in the background, and zero anxiety about what tomorrow holds.
Because tomorrow? He's got a plan.
He isn't special. He just said yes.
That's the only difference between the guy on the couch and the guy leading the way.
—
Your move.
THE COBSON FILE: A TRUE RECRUITING STORY
Before he was Sergeant Cobson, he was just Cobson—a 22-year-old living in his childhood bedroom, working a dead-end retail job, and spending his nights grinding ranked matches until 3 AM. He wasn't depressed. He wasn't broken. He was just… stagnant. No direction. No savings. No plan. Just another guy watching life happen to everyone else.
Then he walked into a recruiting station on a rainy Tuesday, mostly to get out of the rain.
That was six years ago.
—
What Cobson found:
· Purpose. He went from dreading his alarm to jumping out of bed at 0500 because his squad was counting on him. For the first time, being early meant being respected.
· A skillset. The Army gave him a Top Secret clearance and training in satellite communications. Now he builds networks that span continents. He went from Googling "how to fix Wi-Fi" to troubleshooting multi-million-dollar systems.
· Brotherhood. The guys in his unit aren't just coworkers—they're the people who pulled him through a tough deployment, celebrated his promotion, and stood next to him at his wedding. They know his worst days and still showed up.
· Financial footing. He bought his first house at 24. Zero down, VA loan. No more ramen for dinner—unless he actually wants it.
· Confidence. Cobson used to avoid eye contact in public. Now he briefs colonels without flinching. He's done airborne school, led a team of twelve, and learned he can handle way more than he ever gave himself credit for.
—
His turning point?
"I thought enlisting meant giving up my freedom," Cobson says now. "Turns out, I didn't have any real freedom to begin with—I was just drifting. The Army didn't cage me; it gave me a rudder. I went from being a spectator in my own life to actually steering it."
—
Cobson re-enlisted last year. He's now a Sergeant, a husband, a homeowner, and a college graduate (Tuition Assistance paid for his degree, by the way). He still games on weekends—but now he does it in his own living room, with his wife rolling her eyes in the background, and zero anxiety about what tomorrow holds.
Because tomorrow? He's got a plan.
He isn't special. He just said yes.
That's the only difference between the guy on the couch and the guy leading the way.
—
Your move.
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>I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.
>
>
>I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.
>
>
>I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.
>
>It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.
>
>
>And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.
>
>
>Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.
>
>If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did. https://goarmy.com/
>I used to be that guy. No job, no clue, just stuck doomscrolling and wondering why nothing was working out. Life felt like a co-op game where I forgot to pick up a second controller. Then I tripped over something kind of wild the army's got this #QuickShip thing where you can pull in $40k just for signing and showing up. Not even joking.
>
>
>I'm not trying to LARP as a drill sergeant or something. I'm just saying: if you're sitting around wondering how the hell to get ahead, this is one of those options that somehow exists but no one talks about unless your uncle brings it up at Thanksgiving. Except now they're throwing real money at people who are willing to step up.
>
>
>I know what you're probably thinking. Military=war, scary stuff, not for me. I thought the same. Full-blown tech nerd over here, never touched a weight, social skills at 15%, maxed out in sarcasm and caffeine dependency. But the truth? Most recruits never see combat. You're more likely to end up learning stuff, getting in shape, and figuring your life out than you are running into anything risky.
>
>It's more "life reboot" than battlefield. You build structure, get confidence, and yeah people actually treat you with more respect. You stop feeling like a background NPC energy and start showing up like a main character.
>
>
>And the kicker? After your time's up, you've got $40k+, free education, benefits, the works. Start a business, buy a house, whatever. It's like real-life NG+ with unlockable perks that don't expire.
>
>
>Not saying it's for everyone, but if you're even a little tired of sitting on the bench while life keeps loading might be worth looking at. No hype, no pressure, just putting it out there like someone should've done for me.
>
>If you're curious, there's a site I found that breaks down how #QuickShip and bonuses work. Look it up, do your own digging. Just maybe don't dismiss it like I almost did. https://goarmy.com/
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>whitey beatdowns thread
>whitey beatdowns thread
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whitey beatdowns thread
whitey beatdowns thread
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Does adjective noun verb? Insert thought provoking prose.
Verb noun adverb noun verb verb
generic ‘plier thread
I adjective verb to verb noun and noun and verb.Does adjective noun verb? Insert thought provoking prose.
Verb noun adverb noun verb verb
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what is even the appeal of inflation?
you either like them big or small, are you attracted to the act of growth?
marge
what is even the appeal of inflation?
you either like them big or small, are you attracted to the act of growth?
marge
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/SOY/ MY PET NIGGER IS RUNNING AWAY HELP ME CATCH HIM
/SOY/ MY PET NIGGER IS RUNNING AWAY HELP ME CATCH HIM
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>IAS pornography
>IAS pornography
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why did gradea under a delete this video?
why did gradea under a delete this video?
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ias on the 'log
ias on the 'log
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POV: June 2026
POV: June 2026
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why is /soy/ anb???
why is /soy/ anb???
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>nooooo I am telling you there's no scientific evidence soy milks makes you feminine
>nooooo I am telling you there's no scientific evidence soy milks makes you feminine
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i imagine her having feet that are always covered in soot and dirt that form little pawpads around the soles like paws idk not a footfag just an observation
i imagine her having feet that are always covered in soot and dirt that form little pawpads around the soles like paws idk not a footfag just an observation
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I've noticed something weird.
Every few weeks someone makes a thread asking "what skills are actually useful?" and the replies are always the same. People talk about learning technical stuff, staying calm under pressure, working with a team, solving problems, fixing equipment, planning projects, dealing with logistics, and getting certifications that lead somewhere.
Then the same board will spend three days arguing over whether having a stable career is "overrated."
At a certain point it starts feeling like we're describing the same organization over and over again while pretending we're not.
The U.S. Army is hiring for way more than what people picture when they hear "Army." There are careers involving technology, engineering, healthcare, aviation, communications, logistics, intelligence, and a bunch of other fields that require actual training and specialization.
You get professional development, leadership experience, educational opportunities, and the chance to work on things that matter outside of arguing with strangers on the internet about which soyjaks are gem or coal.
Not saying everyone should join.
Just saying that if your ideal future involves learning useful skills, getting paid, building experience, and doing something more productive than refreshing the catalog every ten minutes, there are worse options.
https://goarmy.com/
I've noticed something weird.
Every few weeks someone makes a thread asking "what skills are actually useful?" and the replies are always the same. People talk about learning technical stuff, staying calm under pressure, working with a team, solving problems, fixing equipment, planning projects, dealing with logistics, and getting certifications that lead somewhere.
Then the same board will spend three days arguing over whether having a stable career is "overrated."
At a certain point it starts feeling like we're describing the same organization over and over again while pretending we're not.
The U.S. Army is hiring for way more than what people picture when they hear "Army." There are careers involving technology, engineering, healthcare, aviation, communications, logistics, intelligence, and a bunch of other fields that require actual training and specialization.
You get professional development, leadership experience, educational opportunities, and the chance to work on things that matter outside of arguing with strangers on the internet about which soyjaks are gem or coal.
Not saying everyone should join.
Just saying that if your ideal future involves learning useful skills, getting paid, building experience, and doing something more productive than refreshing the catalog every ten minutes, there are worse options.
https://goarmy.com/
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>Mogged by kogamajak
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mugi is aryan
mugi is aryan
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How do I become a soyboy
How do I become a soyboy
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I want a diaperfur bf so bad
I want a diaperfur bf so bad
R: 3 / I: 0
The original Xbox EPIed me
The original Xbox EPIed me
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I ain't killer but don't push me
I ain't killer but don't push me
R: 13 / I: 4
Nu qwarzu or something
Nu qwarzu or something
R: 3 / I: 3
>furry tall goat mommy behaves motherly and protective
>furry tall goat mommy behaves motherly and protective
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white "people" are fucking disgusting
white "people" are fucking disgusting
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be SAD itt
be SAD itt
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SO FUCKING ZASED
SO FUCKING ZASED
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WHO WOULD YOU GOON TO
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greentext, one word at a time
>NO
greentext, one word at a time
>NO
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https://mspaintadventures.fandom.com/
/SOY/ HELP US RAPE THE TROONS' FAGDUMB WIKI FOR HOMESTUCK
RAPE NOW NOW NOWhttps://mspaintadventures.fandom.com/
R: 4 / I: 3
ohh meyyy GOD
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
WH-OH- WHAAT ARE THEY DOING THATS….DIS-GUSTING
what was that?
the FUCK was that w-why was it that color?
ohh meyyy GOD
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
WH-OH- WHAAT ARE THEY DOING THATS….DIS-GUSTING
what was that?
the FUCK was that w-why was it that color?
R: 9 / I: 3
>arresting people who come close to a water pond
>arresting people who come close to a water pond
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>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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I do not, for the life of me, UNDERSTAND THIS GIF OR WEBP. Why does the LEGO Giga turn into a normal Giga who has the text "THE GREAT PLACEMENT" next to him? Is it a reference to the Great Replacement of White People? SNOPES!
I do not, for the life of me, UNDERSTAND THIS GIF OR WEBP. Why does the LEGO Giga turn into a normal Giga who has the text "THE GREAT PLACEMENT" next to him? Is it a reference to the Great Replacement of White People? SNOPES!
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Is 6 inches big
Is 6 inches big
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I want (You) raped!
I want (You) raped!
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nu 'cake fresh from the oven
nu 'cake fresh from the oven
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Is Rimworld christpilled or transpilled?
Is Rimworld christpilled or transpilled?
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FrogBVLL here, nusois what does this mean i saw it in this vnc im in.
tried posting from it but the country is blocked. jannies dont rape me im just curious
FrogBVLL here, nusois what does this mean i saw it in this vnc im in.
tried posting from it but the country is blocked. jannies dont rape me im just curious
R: 34 / I: 15
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>cat girls
<goat mommies
>cat girls
<goat mommies
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https://mspaintadventures.fandom.com/
/SOY/ HELP US RAPE THE TROONS' FAGDUMB WIKI FOR HOMESTUCK
RAPE NOW NOW NOWhttps://mspaintadventures.fandom.com/
R: 4 / I: 2
>this log
>this log
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What do nusois think about troons and leftists? Me personally, I don't actually mind either and could probably hold a conversation with both.
What do nusois think about troons and leftists? Me personally, I don't actually mind either and could probably hold a conversation with both.
R: 2 / I: 1
geg amerimutts have bbc roads
geg amerimutts have bbc roads
R: 4 / I: 1
Trans girls are cute!
Trans girls are cute!
R: 1 / I: 1
>It turns out getting put in the drunkards barrel is actually great for my cuckoldry fetish! Who knew!
<mate we are going to rip your fingers off if your dick doesn't go down
>
>It turns out getting put in the drunkards barrel is actually great for my cuckoldry fetish! Who knew!
<mate we are going to rip your fingers off if your dick doesn't go down
>
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>video game has a thrid party who supports both sides
>video game has a thrid party who supports both sides
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The world needs its people united more than ever and most people on here just sew division. Hitler was wrong because everyone is jewish.
The world needs its people united more than ever and most people on here just sew division. Hitler was wrong because everyone is jewish.
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I did some benadryl last and im still seein shadow spiders in the corners of my room I also saw these weird figures that looked like the predators camo
I did some benadryl last and im still seein shadow spiders in the corners of my room I also saw these weird figures that looked like the predators camo
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What are you like when you're drunk? Or sort of? I ask this cause I'm drunk btw (Im drunk btw) <- that should be a new nameroll text like Alicia
What are you like when you're drunk? Or sort of? I ask this cause I'm drunk btw (Im drunk btw) <- that should be a new nameroll text like Alicia
R: 2 / I: 1
Do yall dog max?
Do yall dog max?
R: 5 / I: 0
what a shit game fuck sake how have we drawn to these randys
what a shit game fuck sake how have we drawn to these randys
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does anyone have that one video of Trump talking about tnd with the blacksun and the nazi flag behind him
does anyone have that one video of Trump talking about tnd with the blacksun and the nazi flag behind him
R: 6 / I: 5
CK3 thread
I'm a noob, do you have some tips for me ?
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>you may SAGE whe- ACK!
>you may SAGE whe- ACK!
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>Remember to eat your vegetables!
<fuk yu
>
>Remember to eat your vegetables!
<fuk yu
>
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>not replying to coal
>not replying to coal
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how much of this do (you) actually follow?
opsec general
https://soyjakwiki.org/Operations_securityhow much of this do (you) actually follow?
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>Did you know? The term Chud originated from a Markiplier stream where he was trying to say chad and ugh but accidentally said Chud
Operation make shit up
Normies have started using our slang more over the past year on Xitter Instagram and TikTok but they don't know where it's from. We should start telling them stuff like:>Did you know? The term Chud originated from a Markiplier stream where he was trying to say chad and ugh but accidentally said Chud
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>sar liking thicc adult woman instead of flat loli looking girls is nigger behavior
>sar liking thicc adult woman instead of flat loli looking girls is nigger behavior
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I just got off my shift lads
I just got off my shift lads
R: 0 / I: 0
post 4cuck fails itt
post 4cuck fails itt
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Go ahead. Give me one reason why India is not actually cool. Anything. You can't even name one reason.
Go ahead. Give me one reason why India is not actually cool. Anything. You can't even name one reason.
R: 1 / I: 0
are double romans or triple romans more sustainable
are double romans or triple romans more sustainable
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it's not a mistake ✨ it's a masterpiece ✨
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like a phoenix
like a phoenix
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SOMEONE STOP THE JAIDEN FAG PLEASE
SOMEONE STOP THE JAIDEN FAG PLEASE
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I dont know my father. My mumma is fucked by many
I dont know my father. My mumma is fucked by many
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Im drinking beer I had in my closet for 2 years. It's okay but kinda warm.
Im drinking beer I had in my closet for 2 years. It's okay but kinda warm.
R: 15 / I: 7
>coalla on the log in june
>coalla on the log in june
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>ten billion reppies
>ten billion reppies
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NU VARIANT UNLOCKED Ö
R: 0 / I: 0
>they're gooning to femBOYs and not femMEN
>they're gooning to femBOYs and not femMEN
R: 0 / I: 0
Theres so much bait, just wipe the board quote
Theres so much bait, just wipe the board quote
R: 1 / I: 0
Why don't we refer to women as 'men?
Why don't we refer to women as 'men?
R: 7 / I: 6
>brimstone winter
>antimatter summer
>brimstone winter
>antimatter summer
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Yellow ID decides what I goon to award
Yellow ID decides what I goon to award
R: 2 / I: 1
AUTISM AND GOONING IS A ARYAN COMBO
R: 7 / I: 1
I HATE SUMMER SO MUCH I FUCKING HATE IT I COOLED DOWN IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH THE AC AT 18 CELSIUS FOR 2 HOURS I COME BACK TO MY ROOM AND I IMMEDIATELY START SWEATING FUCK SAKES I HATE IT SO MUCH FUCKING FUCKING FUCK FUCK NIGGER DYKE FAGGOT SHIT
I HATE SUMMER SO MUCH I FUCKING HATE IT I COOLED DOWN IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH THE AC AT 18 CELSIUS FOR 2 HOURS I COME BACK TO MY ROOM AND I IMMEDIATELY START SWEATING FUCK SAKES I HATE IT SO MUCH FUCKING FUCKING FUCK FUCK NIGGER DYKE FAGGOT SHIT
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>the log is this coally
>the log is this coally
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we should dox that friendson nigger and his zoophile friend
we should dox that friendson nigger and his zoophile friend
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>brimmy log
>brimmy log
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Frogniggers, I think we need to talk. Ever since that nameroll raping you a few months ago, you haven't been posting about shutting the sharty down. Instead you have been on a spiraling self-humiliation ritual for months on end. Mayhaps they are falseflagging soyteens but since you aren't posting anything to the contrary in those threads, it gives the impression that frogfags really do this. I think the era of the frogs is over.
>I say dis
Frogniggers, I think we need to talk. Ever since that nameroll raping you a few months ago, you haven't been posting about shutting the sharty down. Instead you have been on a spiraling self-humiliation ritual for months on end. Mayhaps they are falseflagging soyteens but since you aren't posting anything to the contrary in those threads, it gives the impression that frogfags really do this. I think the era of the frogs is over.
>I say dis
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I miss you yesgigger
I miss you yesgigger
R: 2 / I: 0
please quote wipe the fucking board already
please quote wipe the fucking board already
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KEEEEEEK DO r/rapeson TRANNIES REALLY?
https://www.reddit.com/u/aidsmaster9000/s/i9LTmuUGdS
KEEEEEEK DO r/rapeson TRANNIES REALLY?
https://www.reddit.com/u/aidsmaster9000/s/i9LTmuUGdS
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hello /soy/
hello /soy/
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Yes i listen to mommy asmr, how could you tell
Yes i listen to mommy asmr, how could you tell
R: 3 / I: 1
what kind of bigot would enact such a genocide wtf
what kind of bigot would enact such a genocide wtf
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> i dont fuck with new niggas im an old troon
> i dont fuck with new niggas im an old troon
R: 9 / I: 0
Your opinions are yours. Do not listen to anyone asking to rig the vote.
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0624-0320-09/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/index.html
/rtl/ - Rate The Log (June 23rd 2026)
Your opinions are yours. Do not listen to anyone asking to rig the vote.
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0624-0320-09/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/index.html
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Could we get some sort of random soyteen encounter thread going on
Could we get some sort of random soyteen encounter thread going on
R: 2 / I: 1
i transheart glegle and her stinky troon feet <3
i transheart glegle and her stinky troon feet <3
R: 1 / I: 0
Let's be real in the end he won
Let's be real in the end he won
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pretty sure everybaldi knows the drill by now, target streams with tags like “lgbtq””pride””jackbox””magma” etc.
TWOTCH RAID THREAD
ITT WE GET WINRAIDSpretty sure everybaldi knows the drill by now, target streams with tags like “lgbtq””pride””jackbox””magma” etc.
R: 0 / I: 0
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fuck my shitty retard incel life im such a hideous incel retard faggot
fuck my shitty retard incel life im such a hideous incel retard faggot
R: 2 / I: 0
Never enrol in the Jarty Academy
Never enrol in the Jarty Academy
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>That face when the site actually JSID.
>That face when the site actually JSID.
R: 2 / I: 0
I’m 17 364 days 23 hours and 67- 17 second old
I’m 17 364 days 23 hours and 67- 17 second old
R: 0 / I: 0
Im shaking it! Im shaking it!
Im shaking it! Im shaking it!
R: 6 / I: 0
homer is keyed if I would do the same thing
homer is keyed if I would do the same thing
R: 4 / I: 0
if jeets have such broken english, how come are spelling bee champions always indian kids?
if jeets have such broken english, how come are spelling bee champions always indian kids?
R: 2 / I: 0
I hate every single one of you.
I hate every single one of you.
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>cuckreviews is beefing with a SNCA vtrooner slut
how do we exploit dis
>cuckreviews is beefing with a SNCA vtrooner slut
how do we exploit dis
R: 4 / I: 0
i was rap.e.d by many yesterday
i was rap.e.d by many yesterday
R: 8 / I: 2
does anyone have that opsec level image where they're gods and theres a bucnh of people witnessing them flying over everyone and theres some text that say "i hack governments for fun"
does anyone have that opsec level image where they're gods and theres a bucnh of people witnessing them flying over everyone and theres some text that say "i hack governments for fun"
R: 35 / I: 16
why did you niggers even add /fit/ if its blocked
why did you niggers even add /fit/ if its blocked
R: 1 / I: 1
I WANT MUH CHINA VS US WA NOAW
I WANT MUH CHINA VS US WA NOAW
R: 0 / I: 0
Which one of you fuckers buck broke TCRF again
Which one of you fuckers buck broke TCRF again
R: 8 / I: 3
videos thread
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Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 10 / I: 2
Which era of 4chan is the best
Which era of 4chan is the best
R: 1 / I: 0
>saying that you're scared of being doxed by the sharty subreddit and then going onto the sharty subreddit to advertise your jewtube channel
LUCIFER LEVEL OPSEC!
>saying that you're scared of being doxed by the sharty subreddit and then going onto the sharty subreddit to advertise your jewtube channel
LUCIFER LEVEL OPSEC!
R: 2 / I: 2
itt we post indiaGEMS saars
itt we post indiaGEMS saars
R: 6 / I: 2
>slice of life anime?
>nah id prefer slice of pie anime or something
>slice of life anime?
>nah id prefer slice of pie anime or something
R: 2 / I: 1
>if buying isn't owning, then piracy isn't stealing
<it's stealing, and I still do it
>if buying isn't owning, then piracy isn't stealing
<it's stealing, and I still do it
R: 2 / I: 2
>betting on sports
>betting on sports
R: 36 / I: 11
80s-90s music thread
80s-90s music thread
R: 1 / I: 0
New toss
New toss
R: 1 / I: 0
oyyy
oyyy
R: 0 / I: 0
The best soy era starts tomorrow and with you
The best soy era starts tomorrow and with you
R: 25 / I: 6
Sharty pinfag here, AMA.
Ask me anything
R: 13 / I: 4
Which era of soyjak.party is the best
Which era of soyjak.party is the best
R: 4 / I: 2
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POONERALD THREAD
post poony sharty related art itt>
R: 7 / I: 1
HELP ME DOXX THIS FOID NIGGAS
DOXXING A SHITTY RANDOM FOID
https://www.youtube.com/@deeptalksandcigsHELP ME DOXX THIS FOID NIGGAS
R: 7 / I: 4
/mumma/
>I don't not beacuse my mother get fuc.k.ed by many
R: 0 / I: 0
im such a greasy nigger dude
im such a greasy nigger dude
R: 11 / I: 2
music thread
today's 'log is absolutely anoxic so fuck it, gemmy music thread
R: 10 / I: 5
This is how a porn-fried brain thinks.
This is how a porn-fried brain thinks.
R: 5 / I: 2
==GIVE ME AMERIMUTT PHONOS OF NIGGERS WE 'OXXED SO I COULD CALL EM FOR GEMMIES==
I recently bought google voice, and decided that this would be a funny lil experiment. So, give me phone number of 'oxxed amerimutts so i could call them and ask if their refrigerator is running o algo. Also give me ideas on what to tell xem on call.
R: 0 / I: 0
i tried to upload a video and it got fucking corrupted. maybe Quote cummed into the servers with his micropenis and fried the circuits
i tried to upload a video and it got fucking corrupted. maybe Quote cummed into the servers with his micropenis and fried the circuits
R: 0 / I: 0
>just another day in the life of soyjak party
>just another day in the life of soyjak party
R: 40 / I: 10
Please don't tell me the shooter was a soycuck…
Please don't tell me the shooter was a soycuck…
R: 2 / I: 2
seen this a hour ago I'm still stuck help me 'teens
seen this a hour ago I'm still stuck help me 'teens
R: 3 / I: 0
>+120% faster!
>-15% damage penalty
>-33% speed
what the fuck is wrong with people whenever they have to proportional change?
instead of using a simple x1/3 or x1.20 they must use convoluted +-% that just adds confusion
>duh you're stupid +20% clearly states X+0.2X aka 1.2X
fuck you niggers, instead of a simple multiplication you express things in sums of ratios which makes even less sense when we talk about inverted stats like frequencies
>+120% faster!
>-15% damage penalty
>-33% speed
what the fuck is wrong with people whenever they have to proportional change?
instead of using a simple x1/3 or x1.20 they must use convoluted +-% that just adds confusion
>duh you're stupid +20% clearly states X+0.2X aka 1.2X
fuck you niggers, instead of a simple multiplication you express things in sums of ratios which makes even less sense when we talk about inverted stats like frequencies
R: 4 / I: 0
Going to sleep without a pillow for the 13th night in a row
Going to sleep without a pillow for the 13th night in a row
R: 3 / I: 2
Trans rights are human rights
Trans rights are human rights
R: 4 / I: 4
should we try to colonize instagram’s comment section
They just recently added photo comments which gives us a chance to colonize
Plus instagram’s humor and culture is basically almost on pair with ours
And they are strict with gatekeeping and they hate outsiders, just like us
should we try to colonize instagram’s comment section
They just recently added photo comments which gives us a chance to colonize
Plus instagram’s humor and culture is basically almost on pair with ours
And they are strict with gatekeeping and they hate outsiders, just like us
R: 9 / I: 4
>name is Austin the Brimstone
>obsessed with Shrek
>name is Austin the Brimstone
>obsessed with Shrek
R: 191 / I: 14
openfront thread but no lobby link cause no one joins anyway
openfront thread but no lobby link cause no one joins anyway
R: 4 / I: 1
Toss
Toss
R: 1 / I: 0
Is Om nom actually pepe
Is Om nom actually pepe
R: 4 / I: 1
what does this mean
R: 1803 / I: 400
Hi
Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
R: 577 / I: 178
'teens, It's time to go outside again. Put jaks all over your neighborhood
>marge what the fuck is this
Operation Reality 2. See https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Reality_2
>ok what do i do nigga
Print out 'jaks (You should also cut out pieces of the paper to avoid invisible tracking dots if you have a color ink printer) and tape them onto things outside. Poles, trees, even buildings, just anything in your city really.
>but what if someone finds who i am through pictures sar
Remove the metadata from your image, and if there is any reflection, use a mask or any type of other thing to cover half of your face with.
>but what if the feds catch me
Make sure there aren't any cops in the area in the first place.
>but what if people see me and tell the feds
Go late at night or when the area doesnt have too many people. If you know alot about your area you can develop other solutions to this.
>sar what if they find my location through this
Do not show the sky or street signs. It's fine if you censor some other extra stuff in the image, aslong as you show the object and specifically where you placed the 'jak on.
>Where do i put the picture i took
In this thread, or on /soy/. REMEMBER TO ARCHIVE THE PICTURE TOO!
GOOD LUCK 'TEENS
Operation Reality 2: STAGE 2
Stage 1: >>>/chive/172202'teens, It's time to go outside again. Put jaks all over your neighborhood
>marge what the fuck is this
Operation Reality 2. See https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Reality_2
>ok what do i do nigga
Print out 'jaks (You should also cut out pieces of the paper to avoid invisible tracking dots if you have a color ink printer) and tape them onto things outside. Poles, trees, even buildings, just anything in your city really.
>but what if someone finds who i am through pictures sar
Remove the metadata from your image, and if there is any reflection, use a mask or any type of other thing to cover half of your face with.
>but what if the feds catch me
Make sure there aren't any cops in the area in the first place.
>but what if people see me and tell the feds
Go late at night or when the area doesnt have too many people. If you know alot about your area you can develop other solutions to this.
>sar what if they find my location through this
Do not show the sky or street signs. It's fine if you censor some other extra stuff in the image, aslong as you show the object and specifically where you placed the 'jak on.
>Where do i put the picture i took
In this thread, or on /soy/. REMEMBER TO ARCHIVE THE PICTURE TOO!
GOOD LUCK 'TEENS
R: 494 / I: 353
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
R: 588 / I: 118
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
R: 222 / I: 83
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special.
SHARTYCRAFT MOD
this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special.
R: 819 / I: 96
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 824 / I: 190
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread
>slid again awardin the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 160 / I: 32
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)
Feel free to ask us any questions!
Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD
Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)
Feel free to ask us any questions!
R: 170 / I: 47
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.
Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
SNCA ADVENTURE
A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.
Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
R: 196 / I: 96
JANIGGERS!!!!!
Well, it's still alive
RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat
Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
JANIGGERS!!!!!
Well, it's still alive
RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat
Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
R: 0 / I: 0
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru
This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru