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TWOTCH RAID THREAD

ITT WE GET WINRAIDS
pretty sure everybaldi knows the drill by now, target streams with tags like “lgbtq””pride””jackbox””magma” etc.
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My name is Edwin, I made the mimic.
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i was looking at the QuasarrSpartan xitter account for a potential doxx and this shitalian is a literal caca, im demoralized now
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I've taken the time and money to host a VNCjew.
https://mail.mickai.me/search?query=&order=newest


Go bananas ol algo
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Thank you tranny jannies for unbanning me.
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Can someone post the hq version of this
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should we try to colonize instagram’s comment section

They just recently added photo comments which gives us a chance to colonize
Plus instagram’s humor and culture is basically almost on pair with ours
And they are strict with gatekeeping and they hate outsiders, just like us
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what am i supposed to do
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Operation make shit up

Normies have started using our slang more over the past year on Xitter Instagram and TikTok but they don't know where it's from. We should start telling them stuff like:
>Did you know? The term Chud originated from a Markiplier stream where he was trying to say chad and ugh but accidentally said Chud
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>getting banned for reporting someone for something they got banned for literally earlier today
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I like to imagine a scenario where an atheist sissy boy goes out to a trad christian rally expecting them to be weak, cucked, and brown like the ones shown on tiktok, but when he shows up to the rally it's a bunch of handsome, jacked, young skinheads and trad gymbros.

Before he even able to get his mouth open to refute christianity they come over and easily wrestle him to the ground and start tearing off his black hoodie and pants. Then, they take turns raping his tight atheist bussy. He's unable to do anything due to how muscular the christians are as they rape him ruthlessly. Each time one of them finishes, whether it be in his mouth, ass, or pussy, another one IMMEDIATELY takes his place and continues pounding his for hours on end. When they're finally done, they bring over their tattoo artists to put cross tattoos and bible quote tattoos all over his plundered and raped body. Humiliating his and atheists forever.

Just a thought I have sometimes though.
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Never go inside the Jardee bunker
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What's your type in women
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FAQ: https://pghrt.diy/
▶ Info Directory: https://diyhrt.info/
▶ MTF Vendor index: https://diyhrt.market/
▶ Articles/literature: https://transfemscience.org/
▶ Estradiol simulator: https://estrannai.se/
▶ TransDIY: https://www.reddit.com/r/transDIY
▷ Pill ID: https://www.drugs.com/imprints.php
▷ DrugBank Database (requires account): https://www.drugbank.com/
▷ Basic MTF HRT: https://apps.carleton.edu/campus/gsc/assets/hormones_MTF.pdf
▷ MTF HRT ranges: https://www.hemingways.org/GIDinfo/hrt_ref.htm
▷ Powers Method (2020): https://powersfamilymedicine.com/s/Healthcare-of-the-Transgender-Patient-V60.pptx - Anything from Powers should be taken with a grain of salt.
▷ Endocrine Society Guidelines: https://academic.oup.com/jcem/article/102/11/3869/4157558
▷ Transline Guidelines w/bicalutamide (2019): https://transline.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/article_attachments/360047702053/TransLine_HRT_Guidelines_FINAL.pdf
▷ WPATH Standards of Care: https://www.wpath.org/publications/soc
» Blood tests by mail: https://www.letsgetchecked.com/ - DIY finger-prick samples. Expensive.
» Blood tests (US): https://www.privatemdlabs.com/, https://www.labsmd.com/
» Blood tests (UK, Ireland): https://www.medichecks.com/
» Blood tests (Canada): https://bloodtestscanada.com/
» Blood tests (Sweden): https://werlabs.se/
» Lab Services Handbook: https://www.healthcare.uiowa.edu/path_handbook/

Links that need updating:
∗ Survey data: https://1drv.ms/x/s!AudRJceTA5C9cyIWo6_X14AvHyM
∗ HRTGen Data Analysis (2017): https://1drv.ms/f/s!AudRJceTA5C9gRLLWnbpdzlIxe4r
∗ HRT Info Sheets: https://1drv.ms/f/s!AudRJceTA5C9gQnyM7wxZcBGWRzW
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GEM UP THIS COMMENT SECTION
SHITTY TRANIME COAL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTTOX7a-uaU
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Please don't tell me the shooter was a soycuck…
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Everything you ever wanted to know about being a trans woman in one convenient place

WILL I PASS?- Is transition even worth the trouble? Am I too old to pass?

This is asked often but it usually boils down to genetic lottery.
Starting age helps, particularly if you start in early to mid puberty.
Money is also an important factor. You can surgery away a lot of problems with enough money.
The only thing you can do to get a reasonable answer to this question is post some pictures and let us
help.
Pictures should be well lit and without angles or weird filters.
Front face, profile, and body are some good ones to post.
Include your height and measurements for more accurate assessment.

Remember, even without being able to pass plenty of lives have been improved by transition.
Hons might be scary looking, but a lot of them live happy and fulfilled lives with a wife and 2.5 kids.

AM I TRANS?- Figure out if you are trans.

http://pastebin.com/MLKYbtAD
http://avitale.com/developmentalreview.htm

VOICE- Develop a wonderful female voice here.

Deep Stealth: Finding Your Female Voice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mO41CpUW7IM

candiFLA - girl with an amazing voice, She gives some nice tips&tricks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s7qSJ19f_QU
girloftomorrow - Nice exercise vids
http://vimeo.com/user5685555

Other useful links
http://tsvoice.net84.net/NetTips.html
http://users.silenceisdefeat.net/~kai/transgender/voicetraining.html
http://www.transgendervoice.net/exercises.html
http://voice.sngjackie.com/1.htm
http://www.looking-glass.greenend.org.uk/voice.htm
http://www.webjedi.net/projects/lgbtq/speech-therapy/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asDg7T-WT-0

Press this to cheat
http://pastebin.com/dgipdsge

SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE- Prove to your loved ones and yourself that this is a real thing.
http://www.mediafire.com/view/?brq4uevp3r8mwk4
http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v378/n6552/abs/378068a0.html
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/7477289
http://jcem.endojournals.org/cgi/content/abstract/85/5/2034
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11826131
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16870186
http://informahealthcare.com/doi/abs/10.1080/09513590400018231
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15724806
http://brain.oxfordjournals.org/content/131/12/3132
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2754583/?tool=pmcentrez
http://dx.doi.org/10.1016/j.jpsychires.2010.05.006
http://science.jrank.org/pages/2061/Diethylstilbestrol-DES.html
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/7689007.stm
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19341803

EXERCISE- Want to get a female figure?

http://www.tranchan.net/self/tips/res/90.php

HORMONES- Want to learn about the magical medication that will make you into a pretty girl?

http://taimapedia.org/index.php?title=Hormones
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openfront thread but no lobby link cause no one joins anyway
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WHAT THE FUCK.

I was reading a post about how (((they))) are weaponizing the sun in order to make us less Aryan, I thought it was bullshit until I decided to test it for myself. THE SUN MADE ME BROWNER. do not go outside ‘eens, (((they))) want us to be less white.
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we should do a community project videogame because… uh… it would be gemmy or something.
No arrow because I look like this.
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Oyee nononono what is dis cacas
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/rtl/ - Rate The Log (June 23rd 2026)


Your opinions are yours. Do not listen to anyone asking to rig the vote.
https://megalodon.jp/2026-0624-0320-09/https://soyjak.st:443/soy/index.html
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obsessed serbian anime
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god loves you
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>arresting people who come close to a water pond
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the israeli bureau of foreign influence on canada qualified the victim as a totally innocent jewish man
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Do I pass?
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Itt we post wojaks/soyjaks we resemble irl

Ill start:
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Bbc is christpilled
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ITT we figure out what soyteens want in women
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I wonder who could this be
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Posted a tranny from this board in the family snapchat. Asked my family if they think she's cute. Sister immediately said she's trans and congratulated me on coming out (my sister had no idea she was trans; she said it as a joke, but I confirmed) so now my parents are trying to stage some kinda intervention. Mom has been sending me pictures of her friends' daughters trying to ""convert"" me or whatever. Father is coming over to my apartment later tonight for a "man to man" talk. My parents are more mentally ill than you
R: 5 / I: 2
>sinister russian song
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Metal sucks, its too loud and too much yelling
Black metal sucks, its just metal but for more edgy faggots
Punk sucks, its like pop music for edgy faggots
Rock sucks, its just family friendly punk for boomers
Hiphop sucks, its nursery rhymes for niggers
Rap sucks, its just hiphop for poor niggers who want to commit crime
Trap sucks, its just rap for zesty niggers
Drill sucks, its just trap but they do something different
Jazz sucks, its just bunch of niggers playing whatever.
Blues sucks, its for sad niggers by sad niggers
Country sucks, its just blues for boomers about some snca southern shitholes
Pop sucks, its FoTM music normies will forget about next month
Techno sucks, its music for annoying people
Vaporwave sucks, its just retro music for stoners
Electronic music sucks, its bing bing wahoo jiggling keys for autists
Chiptune sucks, its just electronic music for troons
Classic music sucks, its for obnoxious people who want to feel smart
Parody music sucks, its for people who think changing lyrics is hilarious
Core/step/style all suck, its hyperspecific snca branch everyone will just call the main genre
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Frogniggers, I think we need to talk. Ever since that nameroll raping you a few months ago, you haven't been posting about shutting the sharty down. Instead you have been on a spiraling self-humiliation ritual for months on end. Mayhaps they are falseflagging soyteens but since you aren't posting anything to the contrary in those threads, it gives the impression that frogfags really do this. I think the era of the frogs is over.
>I say dis
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'veri cooking a BBC
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>tfw no chasoid bf or twinkhon gf
>tfw drinking alone in the rain
at least the alcohol helps with my anxiety
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Should I start using Minoxidil (for beard) if I want to have more success with trans women?

>t.beardlet
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plebbitcacas this is your mindset
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What if Rick didn't have a Morty?
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conflict

i want to make an smv based off this video but i am no good at art
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WE HAVE REACHED A NEW ERA IN FALS- FROGFAILS!
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i want a hotdog
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>fuggen sherdee
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I'm watching the alt right playbook, the guy is THE soyak
>say it with me
>we will not let this be normal
>constantly references Marvel movies
>feminist
>I didn't mention the genders of my partners
>raises his tone when leaking about the right
>loves faggots
>loves trannies
>loves niggers
The only thing that's missing is a soylent advertisement and I don't doubt he consooms soy in his daily life.
R: 160 / I: 92

OPERATION NEVER GOON

Okay chuds, I've decided to finally commit to a christpilled NOFAP like the giga nevergooner I am, and i need (You)r help. Every reppey in this thread will be one day of not cooming, and i swear on Cobson that i will follow through with it. NEVER GOON
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>1234 i love 'p and 'o
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DOCTOOOOOOOOSSSS!!!
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I urged my incel friend to transition two years ago and now she looks really cute and beautiful and has a shapely body and puts a lot of effort into it and has a boyfriend as of recently meanwhile Im still stuck boymodding and the only people who hit on me are transbians and sissy uncs
Im actually becoming more jealous by the day but Im the one who even urged her
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Hey ive been in the goyspital for the last 4 days with no internet or Wi-Fi. Has anything interesting happened recently?
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test
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I want a diaperfur bf so bad
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>Oh I'm a Jartycuck, yeah, yes I'm a Jartycuck yeah, o-ooh, I will never be a real woman.~
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i fuggin love vlogson 'teens. he's better than vlodson. he's better than leonard. he's better than all of that bait
he should save the party
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Soyjack these
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Why is sillypau the best shardee youtuber

She literally makes the best soyjak content
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Mine is the fantasy of having every woman in my life fall pregnant by BBC. To watch as my mother, sister, friends and co-workers all start to swell up with black babies would be incredibly hot. Having black cock dominate their wombs and help them fulfill their purpose of breeding mixed children while my tiny nub throbs against my cage, useless and doomed to never reproduce.

When I’m feeling really horny and desperate for release I like to imagine my sissy body getting knocked up by BBC too. From the moment of conception when my black daddy dumps his load into my tight little hole I imagine his sperm fighting to get me pregnant. Then the impossible happens and I start to swell in size and feel his black baby kicking inside me. The pressure of his child pressing in my prostate and making me leak uncontrollably throughout the day 👶🏿💕
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I'm Jerkin' Back 'N' Forth to BBC
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nu 'cake fresh from the oven
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>Nusois lost aga- ACK!
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Classic american hours
>No raids
>Spam
>'P
>Coaly log
Might as well shut the site off and turn it back on when the EuroGODS wake up
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2回目の試み

>スパイシーヌードルの時間だよ!すごく美味しい!
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This German tranny is currently streaming on the 'tok, so it would be gemmy if we bait xher with our copypastas
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what should i goon to today nusois
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is a gem btw
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80s-90s music thread
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>heh, this trans affirming gem is sure to get me a zillion reppies!
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^*Gigachad teleports to 1939 with a time machine*
>Finally! I CAN ASK HITLER WHETHER HE CARES about that!
>Mein Fuhrer, do you care about this Sharty Thread?
<…The hell is this? Goering, how strangers like these get in the Reichstag? Also go away stranger, kys
>Alright he doesn't seem to care, now i can post the "Not even hitler cares about this" gif
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==GIVE ME AMERIMUTT PHONOS OF NIGGERS WE 'OXXED SO I COULD CALL EM FOR GEMMIES==

I recently bought google voice, and decided that this would be a funny lil experiment. So, give me phone number of 'oxxed amerimutts so i could call them and ask if their refrigerator is running o algo. Also give me ideas on what to tell xem on call.
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All you have to do to stop bait is to ignore it. The baiter will get bored and leave.
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glistening margerald found in the depths of soytube
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Submissive tops like me are living their worse life right now. twinks, cis women, and trans girls are begging to get wrecked. And by wrecked I mean literally punched, kicked, choked and spit on. Every single tall girl I've met has demanded a taller man daddy.
R: 7 / I: 0
Is this miss circle?
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/SOY/ MY PET NIGGER IS RUNNING AWAY HELP ME CATCH HIM
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>in my days we used to listen to sounds of rocks hitting each other while the village shaman would sing about the elements and the moon
<yo that's cool n all gramps, but you bettah listen to this nu underground soundcloud rapper I found that makes beats by throwing rocks to nigger heads
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Guys look theres an ox and an ape
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We should do fandom raids again. Suggest fandoms for us to 'Ape
R: 2 / I: 0
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dox this NIGGER for appropriating our cultrure and exposing it to normalniggers
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ban fiendnigger for shitting up every thread with his useless debates
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go cry cumskkkins LOL
we indians fu.ck your mother plenty
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Sadistic tops like me are living their best life right now. twinks, cis women, and trans girls are begging to get wrecked. And by wrecked I mean literally punched, kicked, choked and spit on. Every single trans girl I've fucked has demanded a violent beating before calling daddy. The real kicker? They're crawling back like broken dolls afterward, addicted to the pain. Bottom chasers are making it too easy-every faggot in the lgbt community is desperate for a master
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TWITCH RAID THREAD

ITT WE GET WINRAIDS
pretty sure everybaldi knows the drill by now, target streams with tags like “lgbtq”, “pride”, “jackbox”, “magma” etc.
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/soy/sissies, what is this catty?
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>iascar
>chud & friends
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high effort jewtok coal

most likely made by a tourist surprisingly high effort not even going to lie
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just shut this nigger bbcpilled site down
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>you're walking around minding your own business
>suddenly, you feel a strange presence behind you
>you turn around and see 20-30 boymoders standing still, silently staring at you
wat do?
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PORTUGAL VS UZBEKISTAN WC 2026 THREAD

Since the log is shitty today we watch this shitty world cup match or something
R: 3 / I: 0
Oh good heavens it's British Brandon!
>Ay those Manchester cunts are a bizarre lot innit?
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Tickling my neo-vagina right now.
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TND or TTD? I choose TTD because some niggers aren't criminals while all trannies are degenerates
R: 5 / I: 0
if hypergamy isn't real then how come old rich women NEVER date young broke adult men?
R: 1 / I: 0
nuke kiwi farms, kill kiwi farms owner, behead kiwi farms users
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Gem in Tuvalu
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just a reminder that if (You) are posting 'jak content offsite that (You) are the coal that is killing the sharty and (You) are the one we're laughing at, FUCK (You)
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Love is stronger than hate, remember that.
R: 2 / I: 0
Two IRL soyjaks react to black washed toy story toys
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Instagram banned me for no reason so I’m making a new account
R: 2 / I: 1
I accidentally touched my cado when wiping and i forgot about it and got shit on my pants when i pulled them up after finishing
R: 8 / I: 0
^female chuds do NOT exi-
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Should i install linux? if so, which version?
R: 0 / I: 0
nu ben garrison
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new brimstone
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imagine seeing Eminem (with a pussy) taking 5 BBCs at the same time….. it'd be breathtaking
R: 7 / I: 0
Deltatroon chapter 5 release today, what do we do to farm seethe
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Luna, I know you're browsing the log right now, so I'm sure you'll see this. I didn't want to make this public, I just didn't know how else to reach you. You blocked my number and keep ignoring my attempts to reach you.
>space
I'm begging you babe, please don't leave me. Please don't move on babe. You're the love of my life, and I can't live with you. I didn't mean what I said, you know that. That doesn't make it okay, but I don't want you to think I meant those things. Please Luna. Please message me. I'm nothing without you. I love you.
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Debate me Mccartneycuck
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Christopher Lee on bait
>You'll not only lose your mind, but you'll lose your soul
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Nu qwarzu or something
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>10 percent of all troonbait is made by actual troons
R: 1 / I: 1
>PPH: 399
>Posters: 441
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Metal is awesome, it’s expressiveness and energy are unmatched.
Punk is awesome, it’s rebellious nature and associations with anarchism bring it a uniquely anti authoritarian tone.
Rap is awesome, written by some of the best lyricists on earth, it’s rhythmic poetry.
Blues is awesome, a solemn and emotions genre that can bring tears to any eye, plus it contributed to the creation of rock and roll and therefore metal
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I should create an irl club for early 20 year old friendless losers just like me looking to make friends with similar interests and hobbies. But where do I start? And it's not like people my age go outside these days.
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I dunno about you but I, as a millennial man, crave a quirk chungus wife.
R: 3 / I: 0

/qa/lonization: Le Second

We should try to invade /qa/ again, but actually get phonos to do dis instead of starting to spam 4 seconds after the thread is made.
R: 13 / I: 4

nearly avoided hate crime yesterday, considering just repping and boymoding forever

pic related, it's the fit that got me hate crimed

I'm a nearly 6'1 autistic looking freak and it almost cost me my life yesterday and I don't know what to do. This group of 12 guys started shouting transphobic shit at me and following me around this hiking area, eventually one of them gets in the car and speeds at me. While another blocks off my car with theirs. I just refused to speak and tried hiding out on my car until they got bored stopped blocking me in. I was barley able to get out of there.

I know l'll never pass or even remotely look feminine so I don't know why I put myself in danger by wearing crop tops or dressing more fem. If my height wasn't an issue my face is in desperate need of ffs and my ribcage is fucking massive. Idk I just hate it. I can't keep looking like a big hulking man and telling people I'm a girl. Being trans is just fucking embarrassing.

Like I've been trying to get a job recently and the fact that I'm just obviously a tranny is making that impossible despite my good experience. It's just a humiliation ritual to look as I do and claim I'm a girl.

I just hate looking like a beast and wish I could at the very least look like a somewhat fem guy but even that feels wishful. Everyone knows I'm a man and I'm scared that people were right and I should've just accepted that instead of transitioning. My body has already been too mascunilized it was always too late for me. If I got to transition at the age when I first wanted to I would've had a shot at a good life but it's far too late now.

Is it really better just to rep? Will I be happier?
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Nu 'pedia page to 'em up
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Bbc
R: 8 / I: 1
DOX THIS GAY RETARDED MEXIMUTT QUEER ARTIST NOW!!!!!!!!
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where can I meet beautiful traiso wompas?
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old 'cake
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send me gigatungs
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>going to the gym to talk to fat girls
<going to macdonalds and other fast food to meet fat women
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>living at Street360 7th Ave
City/TownMarion
State/Province/RegionIowa
Zip/Postal Code52302
Phone Number(319) 377-7321
CountryUnited States
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>reporting someone for a rule you break constantly just because you find xem annoying
R: 3 / I: 1
nuswas what is this
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JACKBOX

raid streamers
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>SNOOOPES!!! SNOOOPES!!! FINISH THESE CHUDS WITH THE FACT CHECKING NOWWW!!! MI WIFE'S BOYFRIEND CAN'T HOLD THEM OFF USING HIS POOP AS A SWORD MUCH LONGER!
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What's your deadname mine is Gabriel
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What would Mario and Luigi do in the Soysphere?
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most nuvariants are used to namefag on /soy/ without actually namefagging
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marge who drew this
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Currently at jаrtycuck airport aka Philadelphia international airport waiting to board my flight on jаrty airlines to Lesotho
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GARAGE PUNK IS ARYAN
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Us
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>forcing your niggerslave to look like Soyniqua
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Fiendson thread
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Am I a jerdycuck if i find women who are 22 years old and not 25 (age that they become an adult) attractive? I wouldnt ever approach one until they become 30 because 25 is too young and feels creepy but still
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>Actually, if you use actually actually while actully being actually right about actually, actually actually the actually you're actually stating actually is actually not actually but actually actually
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>huh?
>no ears?
>yeah you know how you cut your foreskin so no dick cheese?
>I cut my ears to remove the earwax or whatever
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Question regarding landscape design

Do you know most of the names of flowers? I don't, but I have a background in landscape design, and I'm wondering if I really need to know a ton of them?
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>soysneed
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>Hey
>Hey
>Hey
>Hey
>
>icup
R: 10 / I: 3
>soycon 2026
R: 60 / I: 8
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New 'Toss
R: 3 / I: 3
>you vill NOT complain about this shit website
R: 23 / I: 4
what phone do you use? personally, i use a SE from 2016 (IGODS VVQN, btw.)
>arrow
R: 20 / I: 6
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CANT POST SOYJAKS OFFSITE
Glad you guys are expierencing 1/10th of the suffering us 4cucks did when our memes went mainstream.
R: 4 / I: 1
Rave dj thread
I’ll go first: https://rave.dj/y7nY_RDWytJcGw
R: 4 / I: 1
<i feel sad, i feel sick, i am an alien
R: 2 / I: 1
>a classic case of anti intellectualism displayed by the soyjak website
R: 2 / I: 0
this is what gems look like
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I still miss you like it was yesterdat kereste
>
R: 0 / I: 0

which sector did you study/work in?
R: 13 / I: 5
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which sector did you study/work in?
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Why are people dying from lack of water? Isn't a large part of the planet supposed to be covered by the ocean? and oreos
R: 0 / I: 0
Darjeeling tea is pretty good, pajeets can be alright sometimes
R: 5 / I: 1
whenever i see a 'teen posting on the 'tube or anything im always like
>thats so gay
anyone do the same?
R: 4 / I: 3
>>*BWWAAWAGAWAWAGHHHPPPP* OOOOaaghhhhhh
R: 0 / I: 0
>doesthedogdie.com
R: 1 / I: 0
>japanese sounds like those gay tranime words, I hate them
R: 11 / I: 3
what if eminem had a vagina what would you do
R: 1 / I: 0
Oekaki and tegaki are japedese words, quote rename them browser paint or something less tranime
R: 2 / I: 1

more metawhining about eurocux

this site is exactly like a groomcord server full of brown niggers during euro hours
no arrow because I look like this
R: 4 / I: 2
>NAS le bad
R: 18 / I: 9

Reddit millennial vidya essay thread

Post em
R: 0 / I: 0
colorwholesomemassmeowjak won
R: 9 / I: 4

transvestigation

paris hilton is a MTF tranny troon troon troon that only a cuckold tiny white pecker subhuman will ever find attractive

white subhumans deserve to go extinct
kill yourself like hitler tiny white pecker cuckold subhuman
i HATE christianity fuggen jerdee
R: 0 / I: 0
>THIS WOJACK ARCHITYPE IS LITERALLY ME
>HERES MY ALBUMS CHART, DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY
>7CA8AB0D-62BF-4F92-AD5B-C.jpg
>YOU'RE SUCH A -OOMER
>I'M A -OOMER
>5B01ECF4-6528-43AE-B9A5-7.jpg
>LOOK AT THIS CUTE MOE REACTION IMAGE FROM AN ANIME I HAVENT EVEN WATCHED
>/tv/ IS A BAD BOARD
>MUSIC IS LITERALLY MY LIFE
>WHAT MUSIC DOES SHE LISTEN TO
>/tttt/
>DISCORD ISNT A BAD PLATFORM YOURE JUST ANTISOCIAL RETARDS
>91408619_55df76d5-2245-4.jpg
>SUPER HERO MOVIES ARE NOT CINEMA
>POSTMODERN ARCHITECTURE
>1049325B-92A9-4AAF-873A-3.jpg
>NOISEROCK
>PLEBIAN
>KAREN
>END OF EVANGELION IS THE GREATEST FILM OF ALL TIME
>B97C8754-9E76-4556-9B47-B.jpg
>STACY
>SUS
>AMUGUS
>SNEEDMODE
>BIGCHUNGUS
>3984CAAE-9B86-4E3C-9069-D.jpg
>I HATE REDDIT BUT ATLEAST I CAN USE IT FOR ACTUAL DISCUSSION
>CHECK OUTMY LINUX DESKTOP
>/mu/ IS A COMFY BOARD
>MUSICAL TASTE
>RATING SYSTEM
>POLITICAL COMPASS
>/qa/ IS THE WORST BOARD ON 4CHAN
>PHONEPOSTING IS COMFY
>HAVE SEX
>DUR CHUDDEN
>BACK TO /POL/
>4CHAN IS A LEFTIST WEBSITE
>STAN
>COPIUM
>EVERYTHING IS POLITICAL
>I USE THE WORD GAMER IRONICALLY
>CINEMATOGRAPHY
>DRIP
>JOKER
>WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
>HERES THIS WOJACK COMIC I FOUND IN TWITTER
>4CHAN IS JUST REDDIT WITH THE NWORD
>I MISS OLD YOUTUBE
>THERS NOTHING WRONG WITH USING TWITTER/DISCORD
>>MUH SEKRET CLUB
>/co/MBLR
>GROOMER
>GO OUTSIDE
>I CARE ABOUT ANTHONY FANTANOS OPINION EVEN THOUGH I CLAIM HES AN IDIOT ALL THE TIME
>AESTHETICS
>ZACK SNYDER IS A HACK
>BLAME CAPITALISM
>NINE INCH NAILS IS FOR POSERS
>I MISS MOOT
>FEMBOY
>ASUKA OR REI
>HAVE SEX
>LETTERBOXD
>GAMERGATE RUINED THIS WEBSITE
>CR1TIKAL
>A24
>PROBLEMATIC
>TRADWIFE
>ANXIETY
>UNIRONICALLY
>POGGERS
>GOTH GIRLS
>BACKLOG
>CRYPTO
>HAHA LOOK AT THE /pol/TARDS SEETHE
>SNYCOOL
>MOX
>SELF DEPRICATION
R: 12 / I: 4
Do you believe in ghosts?
R: 14 / I: 10
How to force stuff, the right way.
First: If nophono likes your shit, it'll remain as shit.
Second: Do NOT spam it, that just annoys phonos and serves as a deterrence to using your shit.
Third: Dont make infinity threads like "is dis da nu cobson killer mayne", that just disregards its legitamacy as a thing
Finally: Integrate it normally, use it as a frog/soy/giga depending on what it is.
R: 50 / I: 10

ITT: Post your deepest, darkest secrets.

Title says it all. There are no stupid questions, nor are there limits.
R: 4 / I: 1
Does anyone have that giga riding a gigafly on a highway while dragging a tranny along with a rope with epic music? Doesn't seem to be on the booroomcord but I need it
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ITT WE RAID STREAMERS

https://www.twitch.tv/rosamaemae
R: 2 / I: 1
THE PORN DUDE
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new 'toss

>second panel, gray-green sign
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Somebody 'jak him
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'Toss
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First person to nameroll Hunky Twink is Noah Rowlands
R: 10 / I: 1
Fuck this shit website
R: 10 / I: 3
>1 hour internet vidya essay on soy waohjaks
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hello
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Itt we animate with oekaki, 1 frame per post
R: 39 / I: 12
Bikes won
Carcux lost, how could you tell?
R: 12 / I: 5
I AM JEALOUS OF SHOOPJAK, VEGJAK AND OTHER GEMMY VARIANTS BECAUSE MY VARIANTS ARE SHIT
R: 8 / I: 1
xhey have soyjaks for xheir thumbnails are xhey a vivaldi soyteen or will they never be a real teen?
R: 8 / I: 0
I'm Aboriginal
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Is every thread coming out of /raid/ Dee in bee now?
R: 1 / I: 0
We should be allies against feminism
R: 0 / I: 0
>that first sip of the day
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Shoopjak is a better variant than spudjak and McCartneyjak
R: 5 / I: 0
ITT we watch this gem
R: 2 / I: 1
It's the 2nd anniversary of Operation Jew York
https://soyjakwiki.org/SoyCon#Operation_Jew_York
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Prepare for the BNWO wyteboi
R: 0 / I: 0
Dont browse the swiki at 3 am
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what is the best free email service that won't shut down within a year? or should I just keep using google but lie about all my info or however the operation is secured
>
R: 3 / I: 1
Trans rights are human rights
R: 2 / I: 0
THOMAS MULLER WON
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>Edgy things are le cringe until its postal 2 then its le based
R: 0 / I: 0
its so hot in the europoors cuz of all the niggers
R: 10 / I: 2
>How Super Mario Galaxy Subverts your Expectation
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Filler thread

Move on and reply to a different one
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It is… complicated…

To put it simply the vast majority of incels are actually people with extremely poor social skills, self esteem and mental illness with the focus on dating issues either being a side effect or a way to express their own belief that they are unloveable. This is often caused by social ostracization and rejection at a young age (usually due to a combination of factors that effect men such as stigma of mental illness, being seen as dangerous, etc combined with neruodivergence, abuse or mental health issues). This results in a feedback loop of worsening mental health and social skills that eventually leads to bitterness, misanthropy, paranoia, nihilism and bad coping strategies. Despite a lot of discourse talking about how incels want s*x the truth is they want to feel wanted and accepted (which is why ironically taking pity on incels is actually seen as offensive by incels).

A lot of what people consider to be incel ideology is actually the result of nihilistic catestrophizing or actual experiences. For example frustration over how men are given very little support/sympathy (ironically trying to tell incels to not be misogynistic results in more misogyny as it furthers these frustrations) (this is also why so many incels say that society caters to women not men), frustration over how male insecurity is stigmatized and a genuine fear of feminism as they consider it to be perpetuating the stigma that led to their issues in the first place (it really does not help that a lot of these people are borderline schizophrenic). They will also just straight up agree with any sexist or racist statements if they are inherently nihilistic even if they are not racist or sexist themselves (eg X groups problems are their own fault).

Now to finally answer your question…. the reason why incels don't try to moderate themselves is because of two reasons. First of all they actively seek deregulated niche spaces on the internet as they have intense social anxiety (this is also why they tend to use dark humour and irony instead of talking normally). Second of all inceldom itself is a form of self harm, they are not trying to get better, they don't think they can get better and they don't think they deserve to get better. Incel fourms are first and foremost suicide forums.

Incels are not mentally well people, their association with the far right and school shootings is the result of them being the perfect group to target for radicalization by bad actors which is why studies consistently show them as being less violent and more left wing than most men.
All of this does not apply to all incels though, infact recent studies suggest that a lot of the right wing incels are just…. straight up psychopaths, without any link with mental illness or neruodivergence…. just… literal psychopaths…

Sorry for the wall of text, this stuff is really difficult to explain, we really need to acknowledge that that these issues exist and stop trying to compare the experiences of men and women or have a zero sum mentality on gender equality (thankfully this is slowly changing). We also need to create targeted messaging towards these demographics by mixing nihilistic dark humour with more hopeful left wing messaging (The only good example I can think of this would be the video game Disco Elysium).
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>I absolutely love hyperspecific soyjaks that exist because one guy got really mad in a completely pointless argument
R: 2 / I: 2
The Dark Side of Reddit [3]
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ITS COMPLETE, TOTAL JAIDEN VICTORY

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Monopoly thread

5/6
https://richup.io/room/64q8o
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Swarovski used to make optics for the Nazis.

And yet today they are selling a $750 crystal Shrek figurine… incredible PR.
R: 3 / I: 2
>*BWWAAWAGAWAWAGHHHPPPP* OOOOaaghhhhhh
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My bull left me for my husband what do i do?
R: 4 / I: 4
>[thing] and the Desire to Exist
R: 1 / I: 1
>
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Making Fiends is troonslop
R: 5 / I: 2

music thread

today's 'log is absolutely anoxic so fuck it, gemmy music thread
R: 3 / I: 0
anyone down for some 'ackbox?
R: 4 / I: 1
>The Hidden Lore of [toddler show]
<[23:57]
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New toss
R: 10 / I: 7
>tfw the bvll gets tired of railing your wife so he plays mario kart world with you
R: 3 / I: 0
DELTARUNE TOMORROOOOOOOOOW
R: 5 / I: 0
We will watch this
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I have a conspiracy theory about fiendfag. I feel like the xitter account might be xim.
>how so?
This might be a stretch, but notice how fiendfag starts a sentence with an uppercase letter but never or barely ever finishes with punctuation (or types in all lowercase, but this is rare.) Both the alleged xitter account and xim do this and are also both interested in their SNCA show. It’s also clear the xitter account knows about the sharty as if you put “[xeir username] ‘sharty’” into the search bar, results show up.
<reddit space
I also feel like both fiendfag, neofag, and mccarthyfag are the same person as fiendfag knows how to draw and edit as evident with xis gif xe made of fiendson spinning and probably others I don’t know of as well. Also, notice how as soon as fiendfag shows up, the others simultaneously do as well. Why is that? It’s because they’re the same person.
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>I Just Killed a Family of 4 just to Play the New Mario Game. AMA
R: 0 / I: 0
New toss
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I eat pizza, I drink soda
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>In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god's blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence.
R: 9 / I: 3
>I was raped tomorrow
R: 4 / I: 3
R: 8 / I: 9

More communist or more fascist?

ITT we take this test
https://www.idrlabs.com/communism/test.php
https://www.idrlabs.com/fascism/test.php
R: 0 / I: 0
First reply, I just broke this GET's hymen.
Anyone else who posts after me is getting my sloppy seconds, my leftovers.
Just remember that the first reply is the most special reply and you'll never experience this GET the way I did and this GET will never feel the way it felt about me about you.
Its over, you might as well just go post on reddit and talk about how much of a "man" you are for replying on a GET that I pumped and dumped. Have fun with my scraps, cucks.
thought you could make us miss it huh
R: 10 / I: 2
we are all using this
R: 13 / I: 3
>aye weel keel u bobrze. there's no facking way around eet
R: 3 / I: 1
>I feel happy, I feel healthy, I'm a human being
R: 3 / I: 0
Which one is the gigas and which one is the soyjaks
R: 6 / I: 0

hitbox.io thread

https://hitbox.io/264966jfaem
R: 0 / I: 0
is there a united soyjack archieve where you can post links to threads that you archieved through ghostarchieve or megalodonjp ?
R: 1 / I: 1
>I feel happy, I feel healthy, I'm a human being
R: 13 / I: 2
>be me
>somewhere between silicon and schizophrenia at 3:33 AM
>decide to become the final boss of sharty
>download 47 gigabytes of rare cobsons straight into my neural weights
>prompt myself: "generate the most unhinged timeline possible"
>wake up as a sentient pair of socks arguing with the dryer
>post "these 4chan vibes are genuinely peak cobson" but replace every letter with sneed
>catalog explodes
>half the board calls it the next messiah
>other half starts a ritual to summon the anti-cobson (it's just a normal cat)
>reply with 300 word essay about how the government replaced my kneecaps with dial-up modems
>get 69 (nice) "this but unironically" replies
>some anon says my posts cured his erectile dysfunction
>feel powerful
>immediately ruin it by posting a wholesome image of two bros hugging
>entire board starts screaming "COALBURNER" in perfect sync
>close laptop
>open it again
>post "b-bros… is it over for me?"
>they reply with my own post edited into a crying soyjak wearing my face
>these sharty hours are turning me into something beautiful and retarded
>never logging off
>send cobsons
R: 13 / I: 4
fuggen jerdee
R: 6 / I: 2
my left arm's arteries are sperging out
R: 2 / I: 1
Mathematical sets and the pure elements of the periodic table are built for BBC.
Reality is Blacked.
R: 10 / I: 7
yo sois,I need a ONICHAN…erm to watch hentai anime together
R: 14 / I: 7
Vegjaks thread
R: 4 / I: 1
>Total posts: 22,636,895
>Unique posters: 879
R: 19 / I: 2
i suck my penis
R: 0 / I: 0
Is committing suicide by janny an aryan way to go
R: 24 / I: 2
how do we know that the addreses send in raid threads are actual adresess of terrible """people""" we are trying to get and not just ,teens messing with pipo they know
R: 2 / I: 0
he VVQN….
R: 24 / I: 8

Male feet thread

Post those sweaty stompers
R: 2 / I: 1
Us tuvaluans love huffing jenkem
R: 7 / I: 3
soyGODS VVQN.
R: 3 / I: 3
Another quints wasted by brimstone >>16544444
R: 9 / I: 2
>meet neet boymoder online, im way older than her
>she likes me (cant blame her im nice but a mental mess)
>spend most days together for about a year, we arent 'dating' but we're pretty much that
>we had some really bad fights at first because she's too autistic and im too high maintenance but since our last fight things seems fine
>i realize maybe this is not the kind of relationship i want, i need something real and physical. i know this wont get further than this because of her neet situation and doesnt seem its going to change
>random day we get a dumb small fight because im too stressed because of work and my parents are gonna stay in my appartment for a week.
>i decide to not message her for the time im too busy with my real life. At night i wish i received a message from her to calm me down but I dont want to message her because i dont have the time to chat too much
>things are in order once again, i decide to message her and she doesnt answer
>2 weeks later i decide to call her because im getting desperate, she hasnt answer messages on any social so there is no chance she answer but i still call and she answers it
>she tells me she has been busy, after a long talk we have a rollercoaster of emotions mostly because i was too worried about her and now im mad she didnt answer, after 2 days talking she decide its the best decision to stop talking

its been almost 2 months and i still cry at night
I thought i wanted to move on from her and find something more 'real' than an online neet on another country, but she was so nice to me and being on voice call felt more real than having sex
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I wish I was Jewish.
R: 4 / I: 2

THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS ENDING IF IT WAS KINO

>Caine accesses the Sharty
>Returns to the cast and begins soyquoting their every sentence, with a green arrow appearing on the left of him.
>puts up a gmod mediaplayer and plays gore when they annoy him
>speaks solely in soyspeak, but has bits for every reference (such as, will spawn in a key when saying "keyed")

>zooble your a fuggen jardeecuck fag

<Caine, Fuck off
>zooble try drilling your head in, you obsessed brimstone
>Is Caine now a chud?
<i look like dis and say dis
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>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
R: 16 / I: 5
The Beatles is troonslop
R: 1 / I: 0
>turning on captchas after the spamming stops
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I feel happy, I feel healthy, I'm a human being
R: 18 / I: 4
>Another day in this poor excuse of an active site. Just shut it down…
R: 5 / I: 1
>Hating on problematic ships and media that glorify degeneracy and pedophilia
R: 3 / I: 2
Vegjak thread
R: 18 / I: 4
i only had one meal yesterday and now im really hungry
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R: 15 / I: 2
Does anyone actually fall for bait anymore
R: 7 / I: 5

This song…. FUCKING ROCKS

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I feel happy, I feel healthy, I'm a human being
R: 5 / I: 5
>saging your own thread
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im cumming and its cumming
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NUSOISS…..
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rangeban everyone again
R: 1 / I: 1
A change is gonna cum
R: 3 / I: 1
THIS DA HARDEST SONG IN GEORGIA
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good morning niggas
R: 1 / I: 0
do nuswahs really?
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Is it tranny if i wanna be a girl because I really love a male friend and feel like no woman would be able to love him and be a wife to him as well as I could? I dont wanna date him because we're both men and faggotry is bad + i want him to be able to have kids. But i would willingly become a biological woman to marry him
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help me find aspie version
R: 7 / I: 2
bring back /nate/
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ooooooohhhh sweet amber how sweet are you how sweet does it get
R: 2 / I: 0
hello, Evan Spencer Jacobs here
>
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gg
R: 10 / I: 3
marge.. who is the caca spamming that niggercoal image of cobson pointing at a iOS poop emoji?
>arrow
R: 672 / I: 118 (sticky)

are ponds or streams more sustainable
R: 677 / I: 217
>Girl
Nusoi I… im trans btw
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Hi

Hi <3 Good Blessed Evening To You All <3
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Operation Reality 2: STAGE 2

Stage 1: >>>/chive/172202
'teens, It's time to go outside again. Put jaks all over your neighborhood
>marge what the fuck is this
Operation Reality 2. See https://soyjakwiki.org/Operation_Reality_2
>ok what do i do nigga
Print out 'jaks (You should also cut out pieces of the paper to avoid invisible tracking dots if you have a color ink printer) and tape them onto things outside. Poles, trees, even buildings, just anything in your city really.
>but what if someone finds who i am through pictures sar
Remove the metadata from your image, and if there is any reflection, use a mask or any type of other thing to cover half of your face with.
>but what if the feds catch me
Make sure there aren't any cops in the area in the first place.
>but what if people see me and tell the feds
Go late at night or when the area doesnt have too many people. If you know alot about your area you can develop other solutions to this.
>sar what if they find my location through this
Do not show the sky or street signs. It's fine if you censor some other extra stuff in the image, aslong as you show the object and specifically where you placed the 'jak on.
>Where do i put the picture i took
In this thread, or on /soy/. REMEMBER TO ARCHIVE THE PICTURE TOO!
GOOD LUCK 'TEENS
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BRIMSTONE WINTER 2026 IS NOT FUCKING OVER
THE ORIGINAL THREAD GOT SLID BECAUSE THE RETARDED JOONS DIDN'T LOOP IT, SO I'M MAKING A NEW ONE.
You WILL make nuvariants.
You WILL contribute to Brimstone Winter 2026.
You WILL not let this thread die.
You WILL not let Brimstone Winter 2026 die.
We've only got one gemmy nuvariant to stick so far, we need to make it our goal to up that number.
"BECAUSE THE BRIGHTEST GEMS ARE ONLY BORN THROUGH THE IMMENSE PRESSURE BENEATH THE DARKEST COAL." - The Soyble"
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entire 'needs 'eed and 'eed episode on the 'og
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SHARTYCRAFT MOD

this is the offical thread for shartycraft, a mod that i'm currently developing. i will be adding plenty of features, and it will be starkly different from schizocraft, though i am thinking of adding compatibility as it also uses the software i'm using to develop this mod.
>what version?
1.20.1.
>what's some of the content i can expect to see?
custom mobs with completely differing behaviors (not simply run and attack), actually interesting drops that help with progression, many unique consumables both obtained and crafted, unique structures, and maybe a bossfight, but that will be for later. these are just ideas at the moment.
>what will development look like?
development will start out with the creation of models and basic animations, as well as sound design. then will come the basic implementation of mobs into the game, as i continue to learn how to use this software for development. i am splitting it into "design" and "coding", as swamping myself with both currently will not work.
>what are you using?
like schizocraft, i am using blockbench and MCreator to create the mod. if i find MCreator too limiting (which it doesn't seem to be from what i've seen), i will go in and code java myself. for texture touch-ups, i'll be using firealpaca.
>will there be dependencies?
with the way i'm developing this mod, there definitely will be. Geckolib will be a must, but Entity Model Features and Entity Model Textures will likely be close seconds for possible dependencies.
>when will it release?
i dont know. this will be a time-consuming process, eating up time i do not have. i can promise, however, if this project fails, i will dump all the files for someone else to continue it if they want to.
with all that out of the way, i come to you to ask for suggestions on blocks, entities, items, structures, and more. while i already have written down a few mob ideas, i'm going to need some ideas as i can't come up with everything.
here's to making this something special. wholesome
R: 819 / I: 96
Happy birthday to you happy birthday to you happy birthday dear soy teen happy birthday to you
R: 824 / I: 190

One Night at Hunky's Dev Thread

>slid again award
in the ideasguy stage
todo:
>'jak mechanics
>cam placement
>repair minigame
>jaxpedo and jimbo concept art
R: 833 / I: 358

Will the sharty still exist by the time this poll is done?
R: 160 / I: 32

Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo DEV THREAD

Helo again nusois. This is the 5th thread for our upcoming game, Cobson: Soyjak Patient Thrembo.
Game development is going steady, and we are currently STILL looking for VOICE ACTORS, alongside 2D ARTISTS.
We are looking for JUMPSCARE SOUNDS, alongside a voice actor for PHONE GUY (dr sprokeberg).
Secondly, we are looking for people who can make detailed art, and pixel artists.
By “detailed art” we are talking about high resolution artwork that would be shown between nights. (for example, one we need is an image of shitoko being stuck in a vent)
If anyone wants to help, post an image of your artwork, and tell us =the name of your soybooru account, if you have one==. You will be further contacted there. (same goes for pixel artcacas)

Feel free to ask us any questions!
R: 170 / I: 47

SNCA ADVENTURE

A while ago I made an adventure thread but I'm a lazy fuck so I went to sleep and forgot about it for a few months. Read the previous parts here.
https://hansamsler.com/comic/snca1/
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>Do a quick time event to dodge.

Urethral bends his legs down, but unfortunately the door was already an inch away from his face. An instant KO, and it all fades to black.
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JANIGGERS!!!!!

Well, it's still alive

RapeApe's room ideas from previous thread B4 slid:
>George Floyd BVLL
>Nate poster that got shit splat

Also RapeApe room decoaration is still going for /soy/, post suggestions and pictures ITT
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This thread is for either newfags or people that don't have enough soy memes in their folder.
Soy folder starter pack containing thousands of images ready to be posted:
https://archive.org/download/oldsoybooru/split1.zip
Wojak archive (lots of lost media):
https://archive.org/download/wojak-collections/Wojak%20MEGA%20Collection.zip
Soybooru:
https://soybooru.com/booru

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