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▶ №3636456[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>3636530>>3636667

so when i was in private school i used to go with this little girl with purple hair who always wore a face mask that made her sound like kenny from south park
she would talk about how suicidal she was and how much she loves cutting herself and flicking her bean to warrior cats rape porn and for whatever reason she would orbit me in particular
she also admitted to having sexual thoughts about this one snca warrior cats character and wanted him to be real so she could have sex with him (literal animal btw)
i felt bad for her so i started pretending to be her friend to try to steer her towards a better path
then one day she "attacked" me with a fucking paper clip which i very easily fended off and like two weeks later she mysteriously disappeared and was never seen from again
people speculated that it was because she was in a relationship (don't know if it was romantic or sexual… i'm hoping the former) with a male student from her grade but honestly she was either institutionalized or killed herself

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i wonder what her parents were doing during all of this because it sure as hell wasn't their fucking job

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oy.

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i saw how much you liked the story about my mom's strange obsession and i have many more fucked up stories

▶ №3636503[Quote]>>3636524>>3636554

manye what the fuck is going on in Pennsylvania

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>>3636503
weird raisin

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flicking her bean to warrior cats rape porn

▶ №3636530[Quote]>>3636531

>>3636456 (OP)
Do you mama still watch horse cock?

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>>3636530
she says she doesn't which i doubt

▶ №3636545[Quote]>>3636552

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flicking her bean to warrior cats rape porn=

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>>3636545
you're on soyjak party

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>>3636503
Maybe fumes from that fucking massive underground coal fire under Centralia

▶ №3636559[Quote]>>3636568

Holy fuck I read that series when I was a caca, what the fuck is happening now

▶ №3636568[Quote]>>3636608

>>3636559
i read a similar one called spirit animals that i stole from my bpd sister's disgusting room

▶ №3636572[Quote]>>3636592

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Women are all evil

▶ №3636592[Quote]>>3636607>>3637045>>3640607

>>3636572
she was pretty obviously groomed until she was just a shell of a human being
did i mention she was like 9 years old

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>watching warrior cats porn
<Watching warrior-z porn

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>>3636592
BRO

▶ №3636608[Quote]>>3636618>>3636637

>>3636568
is yo sister single 😳

▶ №3636618[Quote]>>3636620>>3636621

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>>3636608
Nigga wtf

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>>3636618
You miss 100% of shits you dont poop

▶ №3636621[Quote]>>3636624

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>>3636618
I wanted to negatively react but maybe garfield means if shes generally so miserable shes lonely,not that he wants her

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>>3636621
Yeah i dont want that saar. I have bigger fish to fry

▶ №3636637[Quote]>>3636641

>>3636608
none of them are (i have multiple)

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Ok

▶ №3636641[Quote]>>3636646

>>3636637
Damn niggas are desperate in Pennsylvania

▶ №3636646[Quote]>>3636648

>>3636641
she's the only bpd one my other two sisters are extremely lovely people

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>>3636646
Thats good i suppose. I guess you and your sister got the short end of the stick sadly :(

▶ №3636667[Quote]>>3636674>>3636701

>>3636456 (OP)
Naaah you went to jartycuck school 💀 💀💀

▶ №3636674[Quote]>>3636677>>3636685

>>3636667
Unfortunately sometimes jartycucks escape into the real world. At my first job, two separate managers got caught fucking underage employees

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>>3636674
OYYYY WHAT THE FUCK!

▶ №3636683[Quote]>>3636693

>>3636677
There was zero fucking oversight from HR there. Constant labor law violations too.

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>>3636674
Dog toes

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>>3636683
America has truly always been fucked

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>>3636667
NAAAHHHH NEVER EVER LET YOUR KIDS GO TO SHEMMY SCHOOL

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NEVER WORK AT OLGOL' GAS % BRAP…

▶ №3636708[Quote]>>3636716>>3636732

top four things you should never do:

1. shop at the jarty store
2. let your kids go to the shemmy school
3. eat at the olgol restaurant
4. live in the jarty house

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>>3636708
I went to the jarty store to buy some milk and i was never the same again

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>>3636708
#4 is not jarty but you know what i mean

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bruh

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I genuinely have no idea what warrior cats is. I saw a roblox game with the same name when I was just a lad but I didn't play it because it looked like a furfag. Maybe I don't know it because I spent my childhood reading comic books, playing video games, and going outside unlike you niggas.

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Warrior cats rape porn….. I've also known a woman like this

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>>3636592
Man private schools are fucked up and filled with the weirdest creatures I used to go to one its filled with these exact kinds of people, bpd pooners, people who liked talking about cutting themselves, unironic faggots and many more I dont remember.

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That's tame

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>>3636592
9 years old and talking about warrior cats rape porn? Nigga what?


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