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▶ №16510129[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>16510221>>16510227

you get to use one for about a day and then its battery runs dry. Then I have to get a new phone for hundreds, if not thousands. I feel like the price is very unnecessary for how long phones last. Should be a lot lower if it only lasts a day total before i have to toss it out and burn more money to get another one.

▶ №16510134[Quote]>>16510141

nigga what are you on bout ive been using my phone for 6 years now

▶ №16510141[Quote]>>16510149

>>16510134
how does your battery last for 6 years?

▶ №16510145[Quote]>>16510153

it's called planned obsolescence. it's what big companies do

▶ №16510149[Quote]>>16510163

>>16510141
replaced that piece of shit with a nu one

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>>16510145
So those guys purposely made batteries last for a day so they make you spend more? Cruel!

▶ №16510163[Quote]>>16510187

>>16510149
Yeah but thats expensive. Do you leave it out during a thunderstorm to let it charge back up or is that not how that works?

▶ №16510179[Quote]

works on my machine

▶ №16510187[Quote]>>16510196

>>16510163
I do an satanic ritual, sacrificing a tranny to satan so xe can recharge my phone

▶ №16510196[Quote]>>16510217

>>16510187
Arent they hard to find because they hide at home 24/7?

▶ №16510215[Quote]

Because the government watches people on them, they doing a plot, the smart phone somehow emits radiation, I will consider wearing a radiation suit; but they do not sell radiation suits.

▶ №16510217[Quote]>>16510222

>>16510196
I break into homes and rob innocent people for my selfish gain

▶ №16510218[Quote]

sometimes dey are trannys

▶ №16510221[Quote]

>>16510129 (OP)
I like nobody got the joke

▶ №16510222[Quote]

>>16510217
How hard is that?

▶ №16510223[Quote]

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>>>16510196
>I break into homes and rob innocent people for my selfish gain

▶ №16510227[Quote]>>16510229>>16510271

>>16510129 (OP)
The joke is that he doesn’t recharge his phone

▶ №16510229[Quote]>>16510277

>>16510227
You can recharge it?!?!?

▶ №16510271[Quote]>>16510277

>>16510227
Hello?

▶ №16510277[Quote]>>16510278>>16510283

>>16510229
>>16510271
I cant tell if this guys actually retarded, what did you think the wire that came in the phone was for

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>>16510277
*with the phone

▶ №16510283[Quote]>>16510292

>>16510277
Oh i just toss it because im pretty sure its useless. Cant seem to get it to work.

▶ №16510292[Quote]>>16510305

>>16510283
Please tell me this is fucking bait

▶ №16510296[Quote]>>16510313

none of you retarded niggers got the joke
the joke is hes retarded and doesnt know he can charge his phone

▶ №16510300[Quote]>>16510310

Get a Xiaomi, faggot

▶ №16510305[Quote]>>16510315

>>16510292
No?

▶ №16510310[Quote]

>>16510300
Isnt that spyware?

▶ №16510313[Quote]>>16510331

>>16510296
How do i charge it then?

▶ №16510315[Quote]>>16510323

>>16510305
I'll just play along but your telling me you've never seen someone charge their phone/plug in a white wire inside their phone and the white wire connects to a block and the block is plugged into an outlet

▶ №16510322[Quote]

>nusois are actually stupid fucking animals theory

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>>16510315
i dont go outside since i work at home and that i order online

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>>16510313
If your actually not baiting then this is how you charge a phone also the cable depends on what phone you use

▶ №16510336[Quote]

>>16510331
Wait, that looks like the cords i have been tossing out everytime i replace my phone…

▶ №16510341[Quote]>>16510348>>16510358>>16510949

>>16510331
>If your actually not baiting
as if there's a chance in hell he isn't

▶ №16510348[Quote]

>>16510341
Im not?

▶ №16510358[Quote]

>>16510341
I've seen some really retarded people on the sharty okay someone not knowing how to charge their phone is highly unlikely but not impossible and oreos

▶ №16510367[Quote]

Gem how the fuck are people actually falling for this

▶ №16510369[Quote]>>16510397>>16510489

How can i get one of these cords right now? My current phone is at 45% right now.

▶ №16510378[Quote]>>16510394

I get the joke, but they are indeed expensive for their 2-3 year old lifetime geg

▶ №16510394[Quote]

>>16510378
???

▶ №16510397[Quote]

>>16510369
The store also it depends on what phone you have

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I was genuinely concerned about this matter… But i guess i know what to do now. Thanks guys, I will get those cords asap.

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>>16510369
I would check Best Buy or an equivalent online retailer.

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>>16510341
Fell for it again award


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