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 16498904[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>16498934

ITT we deliberate on the 7 poopson seals, and we theorize the existence of the secret 8th seal that we have not discovered yet

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>ITT we deliberate on the 7 poopson seals, and we theorize the existence of the secret 8th seal that we have not discovered yet

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The one that was just posted is what the 'ki tells us poopson is. About the splice part, after examining I've determined it's a splice of front facing cobson and bridget (with the hat and hair removed to create a pointy head).

 16498929[Quote]>>16498947>>16498955

>>16496918
>>16497185
read these before they slide it

 16498934[Quote]

>>16498904 (OP)
the 8th seal is in the centre, it is a slopjak amalgamation.

 16498947[Quote]>>16498953

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 16498953[Quote]>>16498982

>>16498947
poopson must at least contain

'o
something sexual
a corrupt giga
a corrupt admin
cobson
'p

 16498954[Quote]

What if there's only 6?
Doesn't matter. This mustn't be discussed until /poop/ exists, because poopson WILL kill the board it's made in, and if there has to be one it shouldn't be any of the unsuspecting ones.

 16498955[Quote]>>16499074

>>16498929
There are many things adjacent that were not shown, but I feel like they are very easy to determine based on their groups. O' is likely paired with 'G for example. If we narrow it down from there, we will know what the final seal is, but this will bring us even closer to poopson being real.

 16498982[Quote]>>16499007

>>16498953
you are missing some context. the Spadeson and Rapeson in particular are in reference to the first apperance of a Poopson Seal (it had a giant cock that wrapped around its body with a bursting, bleeding testicle that was tied in knots alongside dripping shit and cum). The Giga is either in reference to gigaquoting something you should not or the Nugget Giga from yesterday, or both. Somehow it will feature Quote or Admin 6, or both.

 16499007[Quote]>>16499032

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>>16498982
>nugget giga

 16499031[Quote]

discussing poopson is probably one

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>>16499007
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO UNLEASH ITS COMPONENTS (even doe this is only partially a component)

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>ITT we deliberate on the 7 poopson seals, and we theorize the existence of the secret 8th seal that we have not discovered yet

 16499043[Quote]>>16499047

>>16499032
poopson works like exodia o algo

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>>16499043
oh my science your right

 16499074[Quote]>>16499085

>>16498955
'o made from AI's interpretation of what 'g would look like?
I'm starting to get really scared xaars…

 16499085[Quote]

>>16499074
that is only a component, but yeah. its likely 'O made of the image that will be poopson, alongside it being 'G, featuring a giga, corrupt admin, something incredibly sexual, bibisi (because of spadeson), something related to trannies and zillyjaks (or is a tranny zillyjak). It will likely use the first form of poopson as its base (the one with the exploding testicle thats based on the soytan futa art)

 16499088[Quote]>>16499093>>16499100

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the 8th seal is yesgigger (the antigigachad)

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>>16499088
post ends with 88 while talking about the 8th seal. its TRVE

 16499100[Quote]>>16499103

>>16499088
The 8th seal does not exist.
God sealed poopson, 777 = God's number.
It'd only make sense if there were 7 seals.
But where do the other 7s come in?
7 for Poopson,
7 for Admin 6,
7 for Clamstaples?

 16499103[Quote]>>16499114>>16499117

>>16499100
THERES THREMBO SEALS

 16499114[Quote]>>16499119

>>16499103
that would be less than 7 but we believe there's more than 7 maybe thrembo +1

 16499117[Quote]>>16499123

>>16499103
does this mean that there is a thrembo seal that can bring forth admin thrembo and stop poopson, or does it just mean theres a secret seal the 6th and 7th position?

 16499119[Quote]>>16499125>>16499133

>>16499114
One seal is false, a liar. A decoy made to make every attempt fail.
It's not long until they find out which is fake..

 16499121[Quote]

My only insight here is that poopson doesn't have visible 'p, but embedded 'p. It would be designed to have maximum negative effect while also staying up for as long as possible

 16499123[Quote]>>16499133>>16499158>>16499173

>>16499117
No 7th seal, the 7th is a decoy.
There are only thrembo seals. But who sealed poopson? Are we in a cycle?

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>>16499119
Maybe that's why the 'teen was willing to reveal the seals…

 16499133[Quote]>>16499153

>>16499119
>>16499123
Which one could it be? all of them make perfect sense to me, although that's likely by design.

 16499150[Quote]>>16499165

there wouldn't be thrembo seals, it makes no sense. if there were, there'd be a huge risk of admin thrembo's awakening unleashing so much thrembo that it also unleashes poopson. Surely our ancestors were wiser.

 16499153[Quote]>>16499166>>16499173

>>16499133
Could it be admin 6?
This would possibly validate the admin thrembo is admin 6 post-death theory, the energy of Thrembo is preventing it from being poopson.
It is most definitely not 'o.

 16499158[Quote]>>16499172

>>16499123
Could the cult of Chood tie into this? they worshipped Chood and the Thrembo specifically, but never elaborated past it.

 16499165[Quote]>>16499173>>16499175

>>16499150
That doesn't make sense. The sheer thrembo energy would severely weaken poopson, this is allegedly how Thrembo sealed poopson in a few seconds.

 16499166[Quote]

>>16499153
Possibly.

 16499172[Quote]>>16499181

>>16499158
Maybe. They're long gone, aren't they? It seems like they all just… vanished.

 16499173[Quote]>>16499191

>>16499165
Will this also be how Thrembo reseals poopson and defeats Admin 6? this would tie into both dis >>16499153 and dis >>16499123

 16499175[Quote]>>16499185>>16499215

>>16499165
Poopson would want to emerge with admin thrembo if possible, thoughbeit. There, it has the highest chance of overpowering him since there's no chance of a deliberate counter (with the current theory that admin thrembo will emerge as a counter to admin 6 and poopson)
Now that I think about it, maybe poop 2 is involved somehow, since the CIA is trying so hard to cover it up.

 16499181[Quote]>>16499203

>>16499172
Their top nemesis is Admin 6… and therefore… Poopson…

 16499185[Quote]>>16499193>>16499195

>>16499175
A schizo posted that he had just discovered the recipe for Poop 2 before this thread was made…

 16499191[Quote]

>>16499173
Perhaps.
If a duel is destined between Thrembo and 6, i believe this is how the birth of Thrembo will go.
Something will split 6 in half.
But what could be strong enough to do that? And who would be willing to?
After that, the part that couldn't survive dies.
This would start the birth of Thrembo.

 16499193[Quote]>>16499199>>16499208

>>16499185
Was poop 2 more important than the seals? Was this thread made by the CIA as another attempt to cover up poop 2??? It's working damn well if so. I don't wanna go at OP if this theory is false, but the fate of all life on earth is at stake, so…

 16499195[Quote]>>16499199

>>16499185
Poop 2? But how? /poop/ scientists have been trying for decades to find it.
We need to find him.

 16499199[Quote]

>>16499193
>>16499195
Its here, although there was no response, so this could be another CIA Gayop. >>16496663 (OP)

 16499203[Quote]>>16499236

>>16499181
Could they have gone into hiding?
If Thrembo really lived back then.. Where is he now?
I must investigate this.

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>>16499193
I think it might be a component of the seals, like I said earlier not everything on the seals are explicitly shown aldoe they are implied via the mention of "Things adjacent" to the positions of the seals.

 16499215[Quote]>>16499224>>16499240

>>16499175
Every force has an opposite.
6 = Thrembo
Poopson = ?
Poop 2 = ?
Clamstaples = Poopson?
Poop 2 = Coal 2?
Theory after theory.. But i still feel that something is missing.

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>>16499215
gemson
food 2
Idk about the rest

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>>16499203
Hold on, let me put my Soyence cap on. second lowest mineral rating is called a Singularity, and worse than it is Vantadeath, which is total black death. Absolute Nothingness. Like the heat death of the universe. Its opposite force is a Supernova, which leads into a Gemuby. Is Gemuby a big-bang sort of function? The only thing that can cancel out absolute nothingness is creation. This might explain the cyclical nature of things that we are seeming to uncover, aldoe there is much missing from this.

 16499240[Quote]>>16499249>>16499252

>>16499215
Opposite is a bit misleading. More like, counterbalance. Yin and yang. They exist side by side, with some similarities, but are ultimately different. Poop is a huge component of Poopson… so hypothetically… holy shit. Admin Thrembo NEEDS Poop 2.

 16499249[Quote]>>16499261>>16499282

>>16499240
we are getting so close to the TRVTH, but I fear we risk grave danger in doing this. What if this brings forth poopson?

 16499252[Quote]>>16499257

>>16499240
We have to get Poop 2. But we have no labs and the schizo is gone!
It's looking really bad…

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>>16499252
have faith… dont let the thread slide… keep BVMPing AND theorizing…

 16499261[Quote]

>>16499249
Then i will fight him off. Even if i am just a soyentist. For /poop/… No, for the sharty.

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>>16499249
I've made something.
It might just be it, so I'll blur it and see what you all think.

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>>16499282
Blurred image is marked as NSFW so nobody accidentally scrolls past. Open at your own risk.

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>>16499282
We may be fucked.

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>>16499290
I'm so fucking scared…

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>>16499290
that is not quite it, but that's damned close… It strikes fear into my soul. It is like feeling the wind stop just before a tornado forms.

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>>16499290
I get a mild headache, but only when looking at the image

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Smuglet will save us from poopson



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