Fuck Kiwi Farms!

Bro what the actual fuck are you even on about with the farms? I moved to Mexico to “start over” and escape all you keyboard warriors and now I’m the one getting absolutely railed by life down here.


First week I catch some unpronounceable STD that the local doctor just shrugged at and said “eh, common with the tourists.” My dick looked like a science fair volcano. Then I’m popping Xanax like Tic Tacs just to stop seeing the giant iguanas wearing Bill Clinton masks in my nightmares. Yeah, Slick Willie himself, saxophone in one hand, cigar in the other, telling me NAFTA was a mistake while my junk is on fire.


I’m over here sweating through another 105° day with crotch rot that makes your gunt grease look like a luxury spa treatment, and you’re mad at some farms? Man, walk into the incinerator yourself if you want — I’ll be in Rosarito mixing expired Xanax with questionable street tacos and yelling at Bill Clinton’s ghost for ruining everything.


Viva la vida loca, cabrón. Send help. Or more Xanax.
 
Blowt_Boar said:
Bro what the actual fuck are you even on about with the farms? I moved to Mexico to “start over” and escape all you keyboard warriors and now I’m the one getting absolutely railed by life down here.
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check out this gay ass pretending to be ralph
 
I skin walked already and didn't even get the badge for it. This site is broken
 
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