🥝 snark.vegas / Viva Snark Vegas - Ethan Ralph's very own KiwiClone!

[GenuineSunset]

Ethan Ralph (more specifically "doot") has created a KiwiFarms clone to destroy and "own" Josh Moon and KiwiFarms (as if Onion Farms doesn't exist for the same purpose).
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Viva Snark Vegas​

snark.vegas (archive.today)​

(Do not visit this site without a VPN as you will likely be doxed, something like browser.lol would also work)

They have what you'd come to expect from a KiwiFarms clone, such as a Lolcow and Community Watch board. Similar to Onion Farms there is also a board specifically for discussing KiwiFarms and it's users. There is also a specific board dedicated to Grifters instead of it just being a prefix for Lolcows such as Tim Pool's (archive.today) thread on here.


They also have a dedicated anonymous board to conceal your username (god forbid you use your legal name on this site).
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However the anonymity doesn't extend to post reactions.
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The Lolcow board currently only has 4 threads, even on his own site Ralph can't escape getting shat on.
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They don't seem to care if you don't spoiler NSFW content, as evident by PPP's thread.
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Spoiler: NSFW: PPP's Asshole

The Kiwis board currently only has 3 threads, one in particular about @Haru Okumura who exposed the site's existence.
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Ralph seems to be very happy with Haru.
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Video files can be uploaded (seems to be 100MB file size limit), however they are not visible without being logged in.


A thread about Scarlett Hampton seems to be on the horizon.
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I will give Ralph credit that his site is not as much of an eyesore as Onion Farms (archive.today).

This thread is dedicated to archiving and discussing content from this site as I can't imagine it being around for too long, maybe da ralphamale will prove me wrong.

 

[Angry Shoes]

I wonder how much money he wasted on this and who he paid to set it up?

 

[Alcibiades]

I know Ralph isn't the best at thinking ahead, but what is it he expects here? Does he think this will become an actual competitor to Kiwifarms and give him some level of influence? Does he feel it will end up as a personal army to dox and harass anyone he wants? Or is this supposed to somehow kill the farms?

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

I’m sure Ralph’s got this shit on lock. I mean, how hard can running a gossip forum be?

 

[TheNecoArccountant]

I know Ralph isn't the best at thinking ahead, but what is it he expects here? Does he think this will become an actual competitor to Kiwifarms and give him some level of influence? Does he feel it will end up as a personal army to dox and harass anyone he wants? Or is this supposed to somehow kill the farms?

Ralph isn't good at thinking at all, for that matter. He's an animal working on animal instinct. As soon as something comes along to get his attention he'll drop this entire forum

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

"Dedicated to the destruction of Kiwi Farms"

Null is lucky that his mortal enemies are so incompetent and retarded.

 

[Polyboros2]

I know Ralph isn't the best at thinking ahead, but what is it he expects here? Does he think this will become an actual competitor to Kiwifarms and give him some level of influence? Does he feel it will end up as a personal army to dox and harass anyone he wants? Or is this supposed to somehow kill the farms?

I don't think this actually has anything to do with Ralph. He doesn't even have mod powers on it. I think he's a patsy, talked into being the face of an AntiKiwiFarms by the actual people behind it.

And to really tingle the tin foil, for some reason I think this is tied to Eliane Miller/764/swatters that Ralph brags about associating with

 

[Harvey Danger]

I wonder how much money he wasted on this and who he paid to set it up?

An old school web forum, focused around anonymity and documentation? I can only think of one person with this particular niche expertise, the most likely culprit to have taken Ralph's money for this kind of job.

(Don't want to dox him, but his name rhymes with Mosh Joon.)

 

[GenuineSunset]

Great stuff Ralph, I see beautiful days ahead for this forum!
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[Angry Shoes]

I don't think this actually has anything to do with Ralph. He doesn't even have mod powers on it. I think he's a patsy, talked into being the face of an AntiKiwiFarms by the actual people behind it.

And to really tingle the tin foil, for some reason I think this is tied to Eliane Miller/764/swatters that Ralph brags about associating with

I really hope this is true. One of my favorite parts about the Ralphaverse is people thinking they can use his destructive tendencies to achieve some sort of gain but it always ends up blowing up in their face as soon as he feels mildly slighted by them.

 

[Null]

I know Ralph isn't the best at thinking ahead, but what is it he expects here? Does he think this will become an actual competitor to Kiwifarms and give him some level of influence? Does he feel it will end up as a personal army to dox and harass anyone he wants? Or is this supposed to somehow kill the farms?

Ralph is very gullible and easily manipulated. He has likely been told that a splinter would cause issues for the forum and for me. We've endured splinters since before the site was even created: the entire reason the CWCki Forums needed permanent hosting off a free-forum provider is that banned users set up their own competitor and then reported the old CWCki Forums to shut it down. As soon as we launched, those same people made alternatives to try and compete. By 2014 we had new competitors trying to offer the same thing. This would happen every year. By ~2019, some old users forked the site for just CWC discussion again. Kengle has made several iterations of his websites, the current one he doesn't even host or run by himself because he doesn't know how.

Kengle's forum has also had its own splinters. There's been ten different SkibidiFarms and UTTPFarms for 764 NVE types that Naught is trying to foster for his child porn goon seshes. I describe this similar to the cancer-on-cancer theory: large animals don't die from cancer often because the already unstable cancer is more likely to develop its own 'hypertumor' that kills the original cancer and die before the host dies. That's why these sites don't last. Kengle's site has lasted longer than almost anyone else's for the simple reason that Kengle is utterly pathetic and singlemindedly desperate to run his own Kiwi Farms. He's literally been imitating me since the first day the CWCki Forums was something I ran. He will die a miserable, lonely, useless old fat cunt tying and failing to make Nigerians love him and his shitty websites.


Outside of just trying to hurt the forum he probably thinks that running a forum is a prestigious thing and sees that a lot of the forum respects me and hopes to capture that same thing. What he doesn't know is that the people who like me do because I've personally sacrificed an inordinate amount to keep the forum running. Most people don't like me though. Most forum hosts also aren't me. The people running websites are generally despised as being limiting factors on users' fun, which is why they're reviled as jannies and petty despots running irrelevant echo chamber fiefdoms (i.e. reddit and Discord). A lot of people see me as that way, too. Ralph will soon discover that being the figurehead of a website usually means everyone blames you personally for everything on it, and nobody gives you credit for anything that it does right.

It will split Onion Farms userbase because OF is ran by a mentally handicapped person who randomly destroys his entire website for no reason, rendering it completely inaccessible and useless for weeks at a time. However, the only value of Onion Farms to even its own users was the Kiwi Farms threads, where truly dysgenic mutants would write fables about my personal life stitched together from whatever information I happen to make public, filling in the gaps with their own neurotic white noise. That, and they really like to dox random people, pretend they're important to me, and try to get them fired. I don't know why they do this but it's genuinely just random people on Twitter who reply to my posts at this point.

Some people, by the way, will look at what I just wrote and say I'm being hypocritical. There's definitely some demented echo chambers on the Kiwi Farms, but even the worst-of-the-worst are limited by my guidelines. That's why smaller groups are way more unhinged. Snark subs that hate h3 send him skulls, Sean Walker's discord was obsessed with controlling CWC, and Onion Farms has a guy who has been obsessively posting his fanfics about my life for over 5 years (he's also profoundly mentally ill; he had a bug where his post form wouldn't render and decided that meant he was shadow banned and I was stalking him).

So in a way, running a forum is a great idea and I'm sure Ralph will capably deal with the new entourage of highly devoted followers who are posting on a venue unbounded by the limitations on the forum (i.e. "go way harder" than the Kiwi Farms). Have fun!