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>Downloading a cracked Paypal APK to get infinite money irl

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>forgetting to take your shirt off before getting in da bath

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>Putting all of the erasers into your backpack, trying to leave the school and then immediately forgetting why you did this when confronted by a teacher on the way out

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>Wanting really cool cursors on the family PC so you search for downloads and find a website called "Cursormania" and download it

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>Playing a game called Stick Figure Badminton on a now DNB website called StickPage and getting angrier and angrier until you soyrage and punch the base of your laptop, watching as Google instantly closes and out of fear you restart your computer only for it to never start up again

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>Pooping on the floor and accusing your roommates Pomeranian and watching as your mother cleans up what she thinks is dog poop

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>>16412337
Yeah I think your mom knew geg

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>being molested

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>Swallowing an entire bottle of your mother's pills while she's sleeping only for her to wake up with half the bottle in your mouth so you immediately get rushed to the hospital

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>Getting laughed at by a random foid after a football is accidentally tossed at niggermach speed at your stomach so you turn around and lift her by the collar and raise your fist at her face all in the line to four square

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>Telling an 8th grader that you have a crush on her despite being in 2nd grade

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>prank calling the police

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>Playing Angry Birds at full blast on your iPad during a real non-drill hard lockdown

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>painting your room white with toilet paper and baby powder

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>watching videos of women with big boobs on youtube. Accuse my older brother when they see the browser history

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downloading and whitelisting ransomware that claimed I could get earbuds in tf2 by activating it

▶ №16412406[Quote]>>16412807

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>Feeding your pet Shih Tzus your crayons so you can see them raisin out rainbows when they get let outside

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>Peeling paint chips off of the bathroom wall because you're bored

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>Playing an MMO

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>telling the school security guard in your ass when he finds something that belongs to you and get into trouble

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>You aren't really a caca but really a soyteen and your friend tells you he saw the nigger you share class with "drinking alcohol" out of a sproke bottle and so you ask said nigger in front of friend to see the drink and he pulls it out and hands it to you and you immediately take 3 swigs and are convinced it's Pedialyte until the nigger pulls out a bottle of doctor prescribed cough syrup

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>Giving and getting anpoorved by the teacher to put up art on his art wall of him dressed as a superhero but it's embedded with a bunch of penises and swastikas

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>building homes for insects out of twigs and leaves at recess

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>doing nothing but being a fat fuck

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>Smoking cigarettes in the school bathroom with your friends

▶ №16412493[Quote]>>16415566

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>acting retarded trying to be funny when girls show genuine interest and missing out on teen love

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>Drinking two bottles of Robitussin before school and shitting yourself so bad diarrhea leaks down your leg in the middle of science class

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>>16412337
I did that with blaming my piss on the family cat when I was 6

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>falling off of a stepladder trying to reach the cookie jar atop the fridge

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I flattened a wheel of a car that belonged to my dad's friend

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I mean tire



Sorry xisters, I is esl

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Vp

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>>16412406
Did he survive?

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>Throwing chairs in class for no reason

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>Taking the lid off of the toilet tank and proceeding to play in the toilet water tank with my action figures.

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>punching in the guts a classmate that was recently operated there and we couldnt punch him in the guts because he made me leak

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>drinking an entire bottle of pepto bismol

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>>16412923
Media

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>getting off the poty trainer, grasping the shit you just took, going to your brother's room where your mom is changing your brothers bed sheets and smearing the shit on the blanket and getting spanked by your mom
OR
>drinking piss out of the toilet thinking it's applejuice

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>>getting off the poty trainer, grasping the shit you just took, going to your brother's room where your mom is changing your brothers bed sheets and smearing the shit on the blanket and getting spanked by your mom
>OR
>>drinking piss out of the toilet thinking it's applejuice

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>Eating an 1€ coin by mistake so you have to get periodic x-ray checks that show the coin moving through your intestine and making your parents check your poop every day to see if its finally out
they still have the coin somewhere btw

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>accidentally pooping on the bed and hide the poop under the bed so your parents won't catch you

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>trying to clean your Luigi plushie by flushing him down the toilet accidentally flooding the bathroom and barricading the door until you can fish him out

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>accidentally misspelling forgot as faggot on little big planet and crying when I found it what it means

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>only talking about dinosaurs during confession

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>obsessing over a Will Farrel/Danny McBride movie from 2008 because it had dinosaurs in it to everyone's annoyance

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>shitting your pants and trying to scrape the poop from it with your hand to hide it

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>calling a holocaust book a “joke book” in the school library and then getting grounded for 2 weeks after

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i did that a week ago kek

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>Putting a used condom you've found lying on the ground on your penis to feel like an adult

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>accidentally calling zootopia "zoophilia" and then getting yelled at by your mom but now knowing why because you dont know what zoophilia actually means

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>>16412974
>>16413288
cacaryans

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>Concentrating saliva in your mouth and then spitting it out slightly so that it doesn't go flying and then slurping it back again and doing over and over again like a retard until your mother gets angry

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>Trying to pirate 'blox, a free game, and getting like 10 viruses and some weird sketchy browser in the family PC

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>clicking "no I am not an adult" while visiting a porn site

▶ №16413382[Quote]>>16413388

KEEEK NUSOIS ARE RETARDED

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>>16413382
>

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>pirating team fortress 2, a free game

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>trying to eat your own shit at 3 years old to find out how it tastes but somehow missing the shit and licking nothing

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>flipping off gang members and getting chased by said people on motorcycles

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>putting your finger inside a pencil sharpener so you can get a pointy tip to stab people with

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>convincing your grandpa to help you bring all of your toys to kindergarten because you're lonely, only for the brown gypsylings to steal all of them

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>Pissing on the Wii games

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>painting the wall with my shit while mama and papa slip at 2 a.m

▶ №16413778[Quote]>>16415482

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>shoving a finger up your ass thinking a shower will prevent infection and then getting an infection

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>>16413673
made me sad

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>>16413673
>genocide everygypso because of this

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>>16412299
i too 'nished my laptops hard drive by hitting it as a caca geeeeg

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>googling "free minecraft no malware" on my mom pc and getting malware

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up

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>touching exposed electrical contacts of a lamp thats turned on with the lightbulb unscrewed

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>Drinking your own piss out of curiosity

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>>16413778
>doing this as a caca
OYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ITS GROOMED

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putting a song about polish drug addict in a polish-majority school bcs you saw funny cow dancing meme

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^>Downloading a cracked Paypal APK to get infinite money irl
>getting EPI'd

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>pissing yourself instead of going to the bathroom because you can't pause

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>Playing Call of Duty: World at War at 5, getting enamored by the sight of the big swastika banners in the campaign, went to school the next day and drew really big swastikas on the wall in chalk, for which my mom was called

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>>16412493
realest thing i've read all day

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>>16412378
gigas went to elementary-middle combined schools
>going to the eighth graders lunch table and saying "i think youre hot" to a girl on a dare

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>chewing penises that are covered in shit

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>having a long break school snowball fight and putting rocks/ice into the snowballs as a 3rd grader

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>calling a wompa a fat bitch because she told you to get up

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>watching momo

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>>watching momo
I knew somebaldi who did that

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>Getting jumpscared and crying because of the PvZ malevolent laugh that plays when you start a level

▶ №16416787[Quote]>>16416879

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I tried to shit on the newspapers in the bathroom and blame it on the dog all I could get out was piss and I was caught

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>Locking the house door while your whole family is shopping

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>>16416787
200iq

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>being banned for calling someone a nigger because they griefed your boat

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>peeing in your pajamas

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>Eating a mysterious orange pill you found on the ground out of curiosity

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>>16417225
did anything happen?

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>supergluing a penny to the classroom floor in a heavily jewish school

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>>16417232
No, it was probably a really old candy o algo

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>using saved passwords on the old windows laptops in the spanish classroom to hack into dozens of emails and the spanish teacher's grading account

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>splitting my skull open running into a brick wall at 2 years old


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