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go to the gas station nigga
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jerk off to trans porn and cum in the gas tank
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get tyrone to drive to the gas station only for him to crash into it since he can't drive a manual car
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go to Walmart to get gas
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>>16410463you step out of your garage, expecting to see the skyline of your walkable city, but you instead see…
>yikes… Now I remember why I wanted to mow my lawn in the first place!you try to jump up to look over the tall grass, but your head barely reaches above it.
what do you do?
▶ №16410542[Quote]>>16410633
>>16410537crawl through it like in muh stealth vidya
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>>16410537The the grass like a critter
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>>16410537grab a handful of the grass and eat it
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>>16410537i see a snake come out the grass and i run away from it
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>>16410537go to chud's wholesome little looxmaxing clinic to get leg lengthening surgery
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>>16410633Go to the doctor and Get ear surgery
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>>16410633i yell out "
SUPERSAGE" and a gigafly kidnaps him
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>>16410633grab it and slam it against the floor
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>>16410633do a healthy little jig to demonstrate superior evolutionary fittness to scare it away
▶ №16410889[Quote]>>16411027
>>16410875I walk confidently to the nazi chud and punch him in the face
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>>16410875have a sloppy make out sesh with the fuggin sexy valid traiso wompa
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>>16410875steal impjak's ears
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vppppppyyy
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>>16410875dress up as a doctor and start doing surgery on a random nophono
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>>16410875drink some soylent to cope with the pain
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>>16410889seeing a bigoted chud wearing a shirt with a literal fascist dogwhistle sends you into a rage
you walk up to him and hit him with the best punch you can
>HI-YAH!<…it seems like drinking all of that soylent really did affect you…
what do you do?
▶ №16411031[Quote]>>16411152
>>16411027steal the chud's shoes, piss in them, then return them
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>>16411027i pull out my government-mandated HRT and throw it at him
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>>16411027Take a picture of him and put it on reddit, xitter and whatever other media I use and warn everyone he’s a freaking evil nazi
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>>16411031you go prone and nab the chud's shoes right before you preform a move that tyrone showed you in the bedroom one night
he doesn't seem too happy about it for some reason
what do you do?
▶ №16411163[Quote]>>16411270
>>16411152run into the back of the hospital and take every drug you possibly can, cuz there like power ups from super Mario n shieet, then use them to beat up the chud and save the traiso wompa princess
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>>16411152start whining as I AM THE VICTIM IN DIS SITUATION
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>>16411163you bolt down a hallway, looking for any meds that you could take to become just like mario, but before you can make it to any rooms… someone blocks your way
<where do you think you're going?dr. soystein… he was your psychiatrist when you were taking BBC therapy at the asoylum… his methods were brutal, and you hoped that you would never see him again… but here he is…
what do you do?
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>>16411270pull down my pants and reveal my axewound, and then shooting a blood laser (like muh hecking isaac roglike game) to kill him
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>>16411270Cover myself in shit so I am slippery and can escape from him
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>>16411270Drop my pants and close my eyes and focus, focus all my energy into my cock to force it to become a bbc, think of Tyrone’s and try to replicate it, then joust dr soystein with it
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>>16411278you freeze. you remember that you forgot to take your anti-depressants today, and because of that, an intrusive thought comes into your head telling you to K*LL dr. soystein. Your mind becomes foggy, the only thing you can think about is this literal hecking thoughtcrime (that, and tyrone's BBC)
you realize that this is the only way out, and leap towards soystein, ready to punch him
>ACK!he grabs you by your throat, and you feel his hand slowly tightening around it. you wonder if this is how george floyd felt when he was un*lived by the police…
what do you do?
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>>16411388What this
>>16411294 nigga said
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>>16411388do
>>16411294 dis but penetrate his jugular and kill him
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i would blast shit all over tyrone to make fertilizer and oreos
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>>16411391>>16411294FOCUS.soystein choking you reminded you of all of that BBC therapy you took
your /calm/ side comes out like a sleeper agent and you try to focus all of your energy into something that could stop soystein, at least for a while.
something big… something black…
you look down and see that your tiny white pecker has somehow transformed into an exact replica of tyrones BBC, down to the "BVLL" tattoo on the shaft!
the euphoria you feel of not only having a BBC, but TYRONE'S BBC causes you to ejaculate into soystein's eyes, temporarily blinding him and causing him to drop you
what do you do?
▶ №16411464[Quote]>>16411510
>>16411462kick him in the clitty
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>>16411462rape him in the clitty
▶ №16411478[Quote]>>16411510
>>16411462Use my newfound ability of Big Black Conjuring to summon Tyrone to help me.
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vpies
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>>16411462get behind him and take revenge for all the bbc therapy he made you take
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>>16411464>>16411478you take the opportunity to kick soystein in his clitty, making him freeze in place
you then use your newfound ability of big black conjuring to summon tyrone
<MANE WUT DA FUQ IS GOIN ON NIGGUH ▶ №16411515[Quote]>>16411518
>>16411510oh yeah what do you do
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>>16411510i hi five tyrones bbc with my own
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>>16411510I tell Tyrone that dr soystein was disrespecting George Floyd AND said the n word AND said he wanted TND in hopes Tyrone deals with him, then we run past him n shieet and look for uhhh… whatever we were doing before idk mayne
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>>1641151>>16411524CLAP!you and tyrone do an epic bro-fist high five with your BBCs
You then whisper to him about all of the terrible things that soystein had TOTALLY done
his face turns a deep red and steam starts coming out of his ears, so you assume its a good time to leave
what do you do?
▶ №16411559[Quote]>>16411597
>>16411555hide in a trash can and watch tyrone 'ape soystein
▶ №16411562[Quote]>>16411597>>16411725
>>16411555go to the morgue and rip some random phonos ears off and staple them to my head cause we were here for ear surgery and shiet originally
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>>16411559>>16411562you hide in a trash can and watch as tyrone and soystein both try to brutally rape each other
during this time, you remember why you were at the hospital, but assumed that at this point it would just be easier to go to the morgue and take someone else's ear
you enter the morgue but dont see any bodies
what do you do?
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>>16411597With my mission now done, I get out of the hospital, and go back to getting the gas for my mower, but I realize, while going there, that gas is heckin' pro-trump & maga, so I go rent (because, owning and buying is capitalist) an electric mower.
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>>16411597cut the grass with scissors
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>>16411597Drink whatever tasty liquid is in that bottle back there
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>>16411597Acquire the ears from Dr. Soysteins body now that Tyrone has mangled him with his niggarage, attach them to my head properly using my Big Black Conjuring powers, and den do dis
>>16411598 ▶ №16411636[Quote]>>16411639>>16411640>>16411643>>16411647>>16411651>>16411653
>>16411598>>16411601you go to walmart to search for an electric mower, but find a pair of scissors that would probably work just as well
you RENT the scissors and go back home to cut your lawn
The End!this was my first ever adventure thread so i hope you guys liked it
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>>16411636It was really good, heckin' upvote
▶ №16411644[Quote]>>16411645
Someone'chive this and get it in the adventure 'ki page
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>>16411636wow nigger, good heckin job on dis, dis gets a fuggin reddit gold
▶ №16411653[Quote]>>16411655
>>16411636shortest adventure thread I've ever seen
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>>16411653Short and sweet
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>>16410459 (OP)long day of cucking
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Did anyone 'chive that one adventure thread not that long ago that was about escaping rapeson with 4 lives? I missed the ending of it.
