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▶ №16412095[Quote] [Voice Chat]

HELP! HELP! HELP! HELP! okay so I'm a boy and I just peed on a pregnancy test and it came back positive WHAT DOES THIS MEAN??? PLEASE HELP I'M SERIOUS

▶ №16412102[Quote]>>16412118

You have cancer geeeeg

▶ №16412105[Quote]>>16412109

test
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▶ №16412107[Quote]

emergency abortion on isle your balls

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>>16412105
kys ban evading faggot

▶ №16412118[Quote]>>16412121

>>16412102
are you fr?

▶ №16412119[Quote]>>16412126

You need to put your balls in iced milk for 4 hours, if you don’t keep the milk iced you will have twins but if you do you will no longer be pregnant, make sure you DO IT CORRECTLY!!!

▶ №16412121[Quote]>>16412131

>>16412118
Yeah im sorry you had to learn it this way

▶ №16412126[Quote]>>16412129>>16412137

>>16412119
does the twinning effect stack so i have an exponential amount of kids in my balls

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>>16412126
can have*

▶ №16412131[Quote]>>16412134

>>16412121
Also im not joking searxh it up you have testicular cancer im not joking search it up OP

▶ №16412134[Quote]>>16412140>>16412142

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>>16412131
fuuuuuuuuuuuck

▶ №16412137[Quote]>>16412147

>>16412126
It (usually) only works once, but if it somehow works again it will only be three. People claim to have had gone from 2 to 4, but its not ever been recorded scientifically.

▶ №16412140[Quote]>>16412164

>>16412134
>no exact matches
uhhhh, op???

▶ №16412142[Quote]>>16412143

>>16412134
Congrats, your bull is gonna be so happy

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>>16412142
geg

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u are fucked LOL

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>>16412137
hmmm i might have to smear my balls in radium then

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>>16412140
I guess I have to go to the hospital and tell them I'm boy-preg

▶ №16412171[Quote]>>16412180

Who's the father, anona?

▶ №16412178[Quote]>>16412182>>16412187

OP LISTEN TO ME YOU HAVE BALL CANCER GO TO THE HOSPITAL NOW

▶ №16412180[Quote]>>16412183

>>16412171
i know not, OP fucked by many

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>>16412178
Don’t listen to him, he’s a doctor at the hospital who likes to feel mens balls, its a trick, I fell for it like 8 times already

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>>16412180
FATHA

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>>16412178
seconding this. ‘oogle says “Pregnancy tests work by detecting a hormone called human chorionic gonadotropin (hCG). While hCG is primarily known for pregnancy, some specific, fast-growing types of testicular tumors also produce it”

▶ №16412212[Quote]>>16412216

go to hospital NAAAAOOOWW

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>>16412212
OP dont fall for this trick! this chud wants to touch your balls


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