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Anonymous
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SETI updates first contact protocol, aliens to be left on read, ghostedpp
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Anonymous
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>>42511078 (OP)
Its so important that they put it in a passing news article most wont read.

>The elite must reveal their evil plans cause karma!1
Sure bro
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Anonymous
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>>42511078 (OP)
So the ayys first impression of us will either be that we're too stupid to understand them, or too rude to respond. Way to make a good first impression.
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Anonymous
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>>42511111
checked
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Anonymous
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>>42511148
It's almost like the "this is why aliens don't visit us" meme was an attempt to manifest it.
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Anonymous
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>>42511078 (OP)
>Nigteranoo, The humans have not responded to our emails or faxes. Should we delete their sun?
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Anonymous
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>don't talk to dolphins
>don't talk to aliens
>don't hang with the cool kids!!
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Anonymous
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>But they refused to pay attention; stubbornly they turned their backs and covered their ears. >They made their hearts as hard as flint and would not listen to the law or to the words that the Lord Almighty had sent by his Spirit through the earlier prophets.
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Anonymous
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>>42511078 (OP)
This has to be a joke, we blasted a shiton of signals, if anyone cared they saw it
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Anonymous
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>>42511368
this.
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Anonymous
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Like browsing cosmic Tinder, swiping left and ghosting anyone who messages. What is the point?

The point is to instill more fearful awareness of aliens with this clickbait article and make NPCs feel there is an imminent but very vague threat from space. And that it's vital to agree on a stupid fearful protocol (that they won't put into practice anyway) and for this we need one world government and extreme surveillance to make sure aliens aren't amongst us already
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Anonymous
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>>42511078 (OP)
>published today
what are they doing that they don't want you to notice?
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Anonymous
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>>42511200
retarded ai slurper
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Anonymous
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>>42511078 (OP)
It's because someone at SETI read the Three Body trilogy isn't it.
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Anonymous
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>>42511368
Surely those signals wouldn't have travelled too far?
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Anonymous
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>>42511833
i fucking hate people for spoiling books
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Anonymous
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la la la we can't hear you
if they are broadcasting this you know these losers are in total shambles
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Anonymous
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>>42511835
Yeah, sorry, we'll just never discuss literature because there might be a small chance that you personally haven't read it yet.
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Anonymous
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>>42511111
nice quints
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Anonymous
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>>42511497
are you retarded? It was published yesterday.
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Anonymous
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>>42511347
Doesn't your god tell you not to judge?
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Anonymous
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>>42511830
slurp
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Anonymous
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>>42511347
and?
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Anonymous
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retarded psyop pretending we don't have over 6 million ufocaust reports
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