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Brides Beware! The Mos Eisley Cantina Ruined My Bachelorette Party
I recently had my bachelorette party there, and it was the worst mistake of my life.
I don’t usually like to post bad ForceSquare reviews because I deeply care about hospitality workers. However, my experience with the MOS EISLEY CANTINA has forced me to break my rule. I recently had my bachelorette party there, and it was the worst mistake of my life.
First of all, when I called to make a reservation, I was told “what even is that” and to just come in. That should have been a red lightsaber-level RED FLAG.
When we arrived, we realized the place was a dump. If I searched my whole life, I could NEVER find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy, and you can quote me on that.
Right off the bat, they wouldn’t let our droids in! What kind of backwards-ass place would deny a group of paying customers a way to hold our purses and novelty inflatable penises? They wouldn’t even let in my DJ-77 karaoke machine droid, which completely derailed the evening.
Then, it took forever for us to get our Blue Milk-tinis. The bartender was clearly serving all of his bounty-bros before us and it wasn’t even subtle. Some old guy literally cut another guy’s ARM OFF at the bar and STILL got served…
