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Nathen Mazri, the gay Saudi genius behind GarfieldEATS and the man who once sent a giant Garf plushie to Quinton Reviews, has released his second book detailing his journey to finding Allah. Thread OP LiquidKid has provided a pdf of the book, Ataraxia.

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He opens the book by dedicating it to his Sonichu OC.

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And yes, that does indeed mean I purchased a copy of the book. Enjoy fellow kiwis.
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The case of the $200,000 dollars of lego sets allegedly stolen by the Bricks and Minifigs lego reselling corporation deepens with the release of youtuber Reckless Bens promised second episode. In this episode the spergy team travels to American Fork Utah to talk to the franchise owners and serve them with court papers only for the local police department to harass them at every turn.


Full video here

  • The police pull over Reckless Ben’s driver for failure to come to a complete stop at a stop sign only to entirely focus on Ben who is in the back seat of the car and trespass him from the Franchise owners property. This happens a second time later on.
  • They go to the other franchise owners property and also get trespassed where one officer decides to take it upon herself to scold Ben for suing the current Mormon franchisees and not the previous owners.
  • The police pull them over again this time suspecting them of having fentanyl in their vehicle and holding them for hours while they search the vehicle.
  • They then attempt to serve the franchise owners papers and get the police called on them 5 times within a few hours. The police refuse to believe the papers are real court documents and end up calling the court who confirms they are real. Ben is then arrested.
  • After getting out on bound Ben then decides to start a go fund me and hang up a sign outside to pose for a picture. The police instantly arrive and advise them that “it can run into some defamation stuff” before cutting down the sign, seizing it, then seize on of the crews phones and arrest him for locking it while handing it over.
  • To top it all off the police then launch an armed raid against Ben searching for legos and arrest him again.

Ben also fled to Mexico I guess.
Ben concludes that this is because the Bricks and Minifigs owners are all Mormons and the cops are too.

Argue with the four Mormons on this website who will surely be summoned to this thead here.
 
Just over a year since he released Heil Hitler, Kanye West has held the largest stadium performance of all time with over 118,000 tickets sold in Constantinople, Turkey. Discuss here.
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After being mercilessly a-logged by his latest BPD conquest, Ralph is taking the classic move of threatening to release revenge pornography.

He has shown a teaser where Mommy Scarlett, who is clearly under the influence of something says they have joint ownership of the video. Ralph is already making excuses for his sad, flaccid micropenis and will only be prepared to release the video once that's airbrushed as much as possible.
 
Last Thursday YouTube slop essayist Quinton Reviews, best known for being a fat manchild obsessed with Garfield and his absurdly long videos covering SNCA --42 hours on the Beverly Hillbillies; I am not kidding-- dropped his latest cultural millstone: an 8 hour in memoriam on Grumpy Cat.
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EIGHT HOURS ABOUT GRUMPY CAT :stress:

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In true Quinton fashion, he had a full-blown panic attack immediately after the video failed to go viral (at time of poosting it has 127k views)
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He's freaking out over the Grumpy Cat video not breaking 100k in a day.
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Discuss in Quinton's thread what could have possibly gone wrong with making an eight hour video on a 2012 meme some of you might genuinely be too young to even remember.
 
A black doll stress-relief toy called "Natasha" has gone viral in China, a minstrelesque baby doll that users across China, Japan, Indonesia, and Vietnam abuse by punching, stomping, boiling, running over with, and even eating it. Chinese users on rednote have gone to calling real black babies as the "Natasha" doll, and doing blackface as the doll
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Naturally, this has caused the entirety of Black Twitter to chimp out and lose their entire mind (what little they have anyway)
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discuss niggers getting turned into squishy stress dolls here
 
What's up bitches, it's silent Rob, and today, Rob is being generous. Your favorite fent addict washed up gamer TOTALLY accidentally got a free switch 2 and will be giving it away to one of his fans! You just have to help him come up with the contest, wait for Rob to totally absolutely send you your prize, and not sell it for fent money.
 
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The vote has wrapped up, and the winner is Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett.
Looking forward to this one, Discworld is legendary for a reason and, come to think of it, this is our first book that’s very much fantasy as opposed to very much sci-fi.
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The Unofficial Sci-Fi/Fantasy Bookclub has had its voot, and Guards! Guards! is the winner for June.
Come on over and enjoy some classic Discworld with us.
 
Remember the 11 year old game The Witcher 3? There is going to be DLC coming for it next year.
Tor Lugosi

Post in thread 'The Witcher Game Series'

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new expansion coming for TW3, being co-developed by some group named Fool's Theory
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And before you say "well it's an old game surely the DLC will use less demanding hardware", I got news for you.
Gravityqueen4life

Post in thread 'The Witcher Game Series'

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We had a good thing you stupid son of a bitch! We had the Witcher trilogy! We had the end of Blood and Wine! we had everything we needed and it ran like clockwork. You could have just released the fourth game and make as much money as possible. But no! You just had to blow it up! You, and your pride and your ego! You just had to be the man! If you would have done your job, known your place, we all would be fine right now!

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>Will need Windows 11 to run

WHAT THE...
Reactions:Lunacy x 19 Feels x 6 DRINK! x 3 Informative x 1 Indian Content x 2 Like x 1
CD Project Red tells retrogamers to get fucked essentially.
 
Mr.F. said:
One of Metokur's swatters has found out.
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Update/Contextualization of this:

Metokur was a target of the Torswats Conspiracy, which was led by a Romanian man named Thomasz Szabo. Szabo's mugshot finally being uncovered following his sentencing was mentioned in the Community Happenings thread a few pages back.
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Metokur received a letter from the Department of Justice notifying him of Szabo's sentencing, to which he celebrated on Twitter:
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This led to a fight with Elaine Miller / Trollcow (who had online correspondence with Szabo prior to his arrest and has been obsessed with him ever since), which led to Elaine privating her Twitter:
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However, following this, Metokur was swatted again, and a Telegram group that Elaine previously administrated and currently collaborates with is taking credit, with evidence:
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Discuss in Elaine Miller's thread here: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/87610/post-24631127
 
It is June 1st, 2026. Also know as Pride Month, the time of year where sodomites come out of their caves and disgust the world.

Discuss here:
Farm Hand

Post in thread 'Pride Month'

It's that time again. Will the downward trend continue? Will there be seething from those not getting the special treatment anymore?
Reactions:Like x 3 Optimistic x 7 Thunk-Provoking x 4
 
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