it’s kinda awesome how Jared fucked them up so bad they just stopped even trying to market themselves as healthy. it went from “eat fresh” to “fuck it come get a philly cheesesteak and a 1,200 calorie cookie” 
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The Oreo Footlong cookie is not new and wasn't released recently.
The Oreo Footlong debuted on Jan 30th, 2025
Its been available in a lot of subway stores since then.
newsroom.subway.com/2025-01-30-SUB…