RULES OF ABDULLAH.FOO:
1. NO PEDOPHILIA OR E P I I
2. NO SEX OR PORN OR GORE OR GROSS STUFF
3. NO ILLEGAL CONTENT
4. DONT TAKE DOWN THE SITE IT TOOK ME A WHILE
5. POST B4 LEAVING
6. USEA VPN YOU SCRUB SO YOU GET BETTER OPSEC
7. MOVE CLOSER TO THE SERVER TO ENSURE BETTER CONNECITON SPEEDS
8. IF ACCESSIBLE, USE FIBER OPTIC CABLES AS INTERNET
9. DO NOT HAVE LICE.
10. HAVE FUN
11. DONT GIVE A FUCK
12. NO RUDENESS
13. ABDULLAH WON, DISREPSCEITNG THIS RULE WILL ENSURE IN YOU BEING BURNED
14. DO NOT SEND YOUR EMAIL
15. WASH YOUR HANDS
16.DO NOT HAVE A CLEFT CHIN
17. DONT LET YOUR STICK TOUCH THE GROUND
18. WORK OUT AT LEAST ONCE PER WEEK
19. PLACE ALL TRAITORS ON PIKES AND PUT THEM TO THE STAKE AS KEBABS, ROTATE TWICE EVERY FIVE MINUTES TO ENSURE EQUAL COOKING.
20. Preheat your oven to 350°F (175°C) and grease a 9-inch round cake pan. In a large bowl, cream together 1 cup of softened butter and 1½ cups of sugar until light and fluffy. Beat in 3 eggs one at a time, then stir in 1 teaspoon of vanilla extract. In a separate bowl, whisk together 2 cups of all-purpose flour, 2 teaspoons of baking powder, and a pinch of salt. Gradually add the dry ingredients to the butter mixture, alternating with 1 cup of milk, and mix until smooth. Pour the batter into the prepared pan and bake for 30–35 minutes, or until a toothpick inserted into the center comes out clean. Allow the cake to cool in the pan for 10 minutes before transferring it to a wire rack to cool completely. Once cooled, frost as desired and serve.
21. MACHIAVELLIANISM IS ENCOURAGED. DO IT ALWAYS.
22. If you didn't see it, it never happened.
23. A little narcissism is okay once in a while.
24. Never eat a cake with onions in the ingredients, it will be crunchy.
25. BEan PHobia is NOt ALlowed. YOu'll be BUrned.
26. LARPing IS ENCOURAGED EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK, except for when im feeling sentimental.