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 16294063[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>16294107>>16294213>>16294642>>16294699>>16294705>>16294765

>Be me
>Messing around with some shitty VNC servers
>Overloading pumps as usual
>Find VNC that looks like ventilation controls for some company called "Blue Origin"
>Gem it up
>Get bored and leave
>5 hours pass
>Friend tells me to look at the article i sent him
>BREAKING: Blue Origin rocket explodes
What did I just do, I'm fucked. You Niggers introduced me to this

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>>Be me
>>Messing around with some shitty VNC servers
>>Overloading pumps as usual
>>Find VNC that looks like ventilation controls for some company called "Blue Origin"
>>Gem it up
>>Get bored and leave
>>5 hours pass
>>Friend tells me to look at the article i sent him
>>BREAKING: Blue Origin rocket explodes
>What did I just do, I'm fucked. You Niggers introduced me to this

 16294084[Quote]

marge

 16294086[Quote]>>16294094>>16294678

what the fuck do I do genuinely I did not use a VPN and I know I'll be getting a visit from the glowies

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first time?

 16294092[Quote]>>16294098

i used vnc to blow up some nigger shithole in malaysia with nukes onetime and nobody cared

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>>16294086
Op tell them that you were forced by the ravioli waffen

 16294098[Quote]>>16294103

>>16294092
nigga this is JEFF BEZOS we are talking about, my bloodline is FUCKED

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>>16294098
rip your wages will be garnished for the rest of your life lil nigga

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>>16294063 (OP)
better start rubbing your hands together and plastic surgeon your nose to avoid reprocussions

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>publicly admitting on the soyboy woajack site that you blew up a blue origin rocket

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Op just shift the blame to ravioli

 16294122[Quote]

I'm fucking praying that the ventilation had nothing to do with the rocket, i'm hoping it was just ventilation for a warehouse or some shit dude this is actually fucked

 16294136[Quote]>>16294139

LIKE WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY HAVE THE FUCKING VENTILLATION CONTROLS ON A FUCKINMG PUBLIC IP THAT IS GENUINLEY SO RRETATDE D AND IT HAD NIO FUCJKIUNBG PASSWORD

 16294139[Quote]

>>16294136
that's their fault at this point all you did was show them how shitty their security was

 16294167[Quote]

its 2 in the fucking morning im going to bed i swear to god if i wake up to glowies i dont know what will happen fucking hell fuck

 16294168[Quote]

OP just say ‘whoopsie doodles, I thought I was ordering a pizza’ like a bumbling retard and do a little jig when the glowies arrive

 16294174[Quote]>>16294193>>16294218

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This is your fault OP

 16294193[Quote]>>16294199

>>16294174
MAYTBE IF THEY HAD BETTER FUCKING SECURITY SHIT LIKE THIS WOULDNT HAPPEN LIKE FUCK HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD WHY DID IT NOT HVE A PASSWORD

 16294199[Quote]

>>16294193
if the glowies come pretend to be mentally handycapped

 16294205[Quote]

Joe Bezos here, you will pay for my rocket via 100$ gift cards you will also post bait on the shitty and break all rules

 16294210[Quote]>>16294215


 16294211[Quote]

Possibly my last moments as a free man and im wastinhgb it on a fuckjing soyjak website bro

 16294213[Quote]>>16294222>>16294286

>>16294063 (OP)
if this is true your already fucked 'teen. either pray to science it was unrelated or go bug out at someones place like a schizo till the news comes about what caused it, then you will know if it was you, if it was get ready to go hop some borders and push an alias. if you do bug out don't bring a phone or anything with cell access so your not tracked o algo.

 16294215[Quote]

>>16294210
i know, ive read evrey fucking article twice over, im so fucking scared man

 16294217[Quote]>>16294225

>blow up rocket
>telle everyone about it on soyboy wojack site

 16294218[Quote]

>>16294174
I think ventilation issue would be more of a slowburn, this looks like fuel leak or smh

 16294219[Quote]>>16294229

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>The final mishap report identified the direct cause of the mishap as a cryogenic leak that froze a hydraulic line and led to a thrust anomaly
OP does that sound like anything you messed with?

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i hope this is true and that blue origin really runs their rockets on an unsecured vnc server in venezuela and got raped by a soyteen

 16294222[Quote]

>>16294213
tbh I don't see how this could happen I think it's highly unlikely what he did could do that to a rocket. maybe blame the knuckle dragging engineers perhaps? OP I wouldn't get too worried I was just fucking with you

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>>16294217
nigger ius dont know who else to tell my friend already knows this becasuie he saw me doiung it but other thanb that no one knows

 16294229[Quote]

>>16294219
THERE WAS LIKE 10 FUCKING TEXT BOXXES ADN I PUT 1488 IN ALL OF THEM I DONYT KNOIW IT WAS JUST SOME SCIENCE BULLSHITY

 16294232[Quote]>>16294240

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OP you have to own this one you pwned jeffy

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>i hope this is true and that blue origin really runs their rockets on an unsecured vnc server in venezuela and got raped by a soyteen

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>>16294232
EVREYONE IMN MY FAMILY IS GOING TO BE IN BILLIONS OF DOLLAREAS ION DEBT THIS IS NOT A FUCJIONG WIN

 16294246[Quote]

If I were you I wouldn't post this shit mate.
If some shady looking guys will come and start idk talking with your family….
Idk run of into rural Wyoiming and start Ted Kaczyński arc.

 16294247[Quote]

>>16294240
there's no way you are winning against jeff's lawyers dawg

 16294255[Quote]>>16294616

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>Setting the coolant output to 1488 nigagallons per femtosecond because it’s the funny Hitler number and causing a rocket to fucking explode accidentally

 16294267[Quote]

No way Blue Origin is too retarded for such thing to happen

 16294268[Quote]

I pissed and shit myself from how funny this is

 16294275[Quote]

>>16294240
nah nigga you'll just go to prison for a little while you'll be ok

 16294277[Quote]

Somebaldi add this to the ‘ki happenings page this is kino as fuck

 16294283[Quote]

piece of shit didn't even make it off the launchpad GEEEEEEEEEG

 16294286[Quote]>>16294806


 16294292[Quote]

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It’s possible in a broad sense, but right now there’s no public evidence pointing specifically to a ventilation-system error as the cause of the recent Blue Origin New Glenn explosion. The company has only described it as an “anomaly” during a hot-fire test, and investigators are still examining the failure.

A ventilation or purge-system issue could theoretically contribute to a rocket explosion because rockets handle huge amounts of volatile fuel and oxidizer. During ground tests, systems continuously vent or purge gases like methane, oxygen, or hydrogen to prevent dangerous buildup. If:

flammable gas accumulated where it shouldn’t,
a vent valve failed,
purging was insufficient,
or ignition happened in a confined area,

then you can get an overpressure event or fire that propagates into the vehicle.

That said, based on early reports and video observations, some analysts think the problem may have originated near the engine section or propellant systems rather than simply a “ventilation” failure. Possible causes being discussed publicly include:

engine turbopump failure,
methane or oxygen leak,
ignition timing issues,
plumbing/valve malfunction,
structural failure under startup loads,
or ground support equipment failure.

In rocket testing, even a tiny leak combined with the wrong ignition source can escalate extremely fast. SpaceX, NASA, and other launch companies have all experienced catastrophic pad explosions from fueling or engine-system anomalies before.

So:

Could a ventilation/purge error be involved? Yes, technically.
Is there evidence that it was the cause? Not at this stage. The investigation is still ongoing.

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>It’s possible in a broad sense, but right now there’s no public evidence pointing specifically to a ventilation-system error as the cause of the recent Blue Origin New Glenn explosion. The company has only described it as an “anomaly” during a hot-fire test, and investigators are still examining the failure.
>
>A ventilation or purge-system issue could theoretically contribute to a rocket explosion because rockets handle huge amounts of volatile fuel and oxidizer. During ground tests, systems continuously vent or purge gases like methane, oxygen, or hydrogen to prevent dangerous buildup. If:
>
>flammable gas accumulated where it shouldn’t,
>a vent valve failed,
>purging was insufficient,
>or ignition happened in a confined area,
>
>then you can get an overpressure event or fire that propagates into the vehicle.
>
>That said, based on early reports and video observations, some analysts think the problem may have originated near the engine section or propellant systems rather than simply a “ventilation” failure. Possible causes being discussed publicly include:
>
>engine turbopump failure,
>methane or oxygen leak,
>ignition timing issues,
>plumbing/valve malfunction,
>structural failure under startup loads,
>or ground support equipment failure.
>
>In rocket testing, even a tiny leak combined with the wrong ignition source can escalate extremely fast. SpaceX, NASA, and other launch companies have all experienced catastrophic pad explosions from fueling or engine-system anomalies before.
>
>So:
>
>Could a ventilation/purge error be involved? Yes, technically.
>Is there evidence that it was the cause? Not at this stage. The investigation is still ongoing.

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Incase OP caused it I was here

 16294324[Quote]>>16294337>>16294387

Blue Origin's catchphrase is "Never tell me the odds" which is printed on their rocket
>The odds:

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geg you can't make this shit up

 16294337[Quote]

>>16294324
1488% chance of brapping

 16294340[Quote]>>16294374

do nusois really

 16294341[Quote]

Orange Conclusion

 16294366[Quote]

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modern launch operations usually have:

multiple redundant sensors,
automated safeties,
restricted access controls,
logging/audit systems,
and procedures requiring multiple personnel approvals,

so a single person casually “messing with ventilation controls” without detection would generally be difficult.

Until investigators release findings, anything beyond general possibilities would just be speculation.

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>>16294324
reddit ass joke

 16294391[Quote]

OP read this very carefully. You need to change your identity and move to Cambodia. Ask around for a man named Alex Badr who runs a goat farm and be will take you under his wing and you will learn to become a goat milker. Take only your essentials and no electronics the three letter agencies could use to track you, and also gloves. You will NEED gloves, preferably durable leather ones.

 16294410[Quote]>>16294416

Fake and gay story this never happened

 16294416[Quote]>>16294547

>>16294410
Dude check the news

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>OP read this very carefully. You need to change your identity and move to Cambodia. Ask around for a man named Alex Badr who runs a goat farm and be will take you under his wing and you will learn to become a goat milker. Take only your essentials and no electronics the three letter agencies could use to track you, and also gloves. You will NEED gloves, preferably durable leather ones.

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OP IS NOT LYING I JUST FOUND IT

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>>16294535
GLOWNVKE INBOUND though

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>>16294416
Well it happened alright but op had no hand in it

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>>16294535
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 16294583[Quote]>>16294596

>>16294535
Wait is ops ip logged for messing with it? No way this can be real

 16294596[Quote]

>>16294583
yeah OP said he didn't even use a VPN, he's FUCKED

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>Dude! I was the cause of some explosion! Mhm! Totally me, I am a soyteen btw! Just like you, surely!

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>>16294535
>>16294255
holy shit. there is no way this is real, I genuinely hope its not real. if its real OP is gonna be getting 'aped by some mujaheddini in Guantanamo bay.

 16294630[Quote]>>16294644

Op you will be okay man

 16294636[Quote]>>16294645

SOMEBALDI 'CHIVE DIS

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>>16294063 (OP)
>>16294535
Expect a knock at the door tomorrow. We are looking at you through the satellite right now.

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>>16294630
no he wont geg

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>>16294636
You do it faggot

 16294656[Quote]

Doubt it, could be some testing demo in some office there, nothing this big would be accessible by vlc, let alone be this damn simple
>>16294535

 16294657[Quote]

Maybe delete this thread to not further incriminate op

 16294663[Quote]

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>Maybe delete this thread to not further incriminate op

 16294672[Quote]

Gemmy bait

 16294678[Quote]

>>16294086
Why don't you just say you were a residential proxy or tuxler ip botnet they might believe you

 16294691[Quote]

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>>Maybe delete this thread to not further incriminate op

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>>16294063 (OP)
lying award never happened

 16294705[Quote]>>16294708

>>16294063 (OP)
What did you use to find the VNC?

 16294708[Quote]>>16294724


 16294712[Quote]>>16294720

Looking at OP's typing style, It looks like he hasn't posted for like 30 minutes, he might be cooked geg

 16294720[Quote]>>16294728

>>16294712
He said he was going to bed
Probably forced himself to get off the ‘arty and downed a handful of melatonin pills so he could actually sleep instead of staying up all night panicking geg

 16294724[Quote]

>>16294708
I know VNC has been dnb for a year, but in the 0.001% chance this is real, I want to know working vnc finders

 16294727[Quote]

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Op let us know you are still okay if you see this

 16294728[Quote]

>>16294720
I know I just think it would be funny if the feds got to him that quick

 16294759[Quote]

>>16294535
>thrust chill
>the explosion was caused by cryogenic leakage
Insane coincidence or OP made a big boom boom

 16294762[Quote]

up

 16294765[Quote]>>16294775>>16294783

>>16294063 (OP)
Bro…you are actually fucked.
You fucked with the engine of the rocket, it was undergoing a chilling process to cool down the engine because the fuel they use is usually kept at cryogenic temperatures. If you put the cryogenically cold fuel through the "warm" engine it will immediately crack the engine and break it due to thermal shock

TLDR, OP broke the engine and in turn blew up the rocket.

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>>16294765
NO FUCKING WAY GEEEEEEEEEG

 16294783[Quote]

>>16294765
oh my science

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>>>16294063 (OP)
>Bro…you are actually fucked.
>You fucked with the engine of the rocket, it was undergoing a chilling process to cool down the engine because the fuel they use is usually kept at cryogenic temperatures. If you put the cryogenically cold fuel through the "warm" engine it will immediately crack the engine and break it due to thermal shock
>
>TLDR, OP broke the engine and in turn blew up the rocket.

 16294806[Quote]

>>16294286
geg classic sharty VVIN



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