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i have an old dream journal ill copy and paste something from it here

>>16293436
this nigga got a dream journal

>>16293441
from when i was younger sassy nigger gif poster

i had a dream where the sharty shut down
oh how disappointed i was when i woke up…

>>16293436
nevermind nigga the shit in it is cringe ahh hell

>>16293394 (OP)
huge meaty flesh monsters with teeth were chasing me and i had to hit them with golf clubs

It was fucking scary, I had a dream there was some furpedo infection like that one furpedo changed game. In the dream I saw Coinjak and Mulletjak for some reason and we grouped together to survive the furfag infection, the last thing I remember was looking behind at something and then I woke up

>>16293527
What???!!!?

>>16293441
dream journals are method for having more dreams/remembering dreams doe

>>16293527
Are you okay??????

>>16293527
quit gooning to furry porn and see how fast those dreams vanish

>>16293594
But I don't goon to furry porn, I'm the anti furry commando

>>16293600
anti furry is just a different way of saying closet furry

i had this dream last night where my mom told me to watch this show with willem dafoe in it where he was some schizo caveman with a flintstones ass family but he was in some all white gman void house and was running around toating a shotgun and trying to explain the fact that there were alternates (like muh hecking a24 slowburn analog horror) that would spawn and steal your body and force you to be apart of their network if you said any article of speech (a, an, and, the). some snca happens and I get infected into the network and live in a room in the white void house, some cdc reports about 80% of the world being infected are broadcasted and then I snap out of it to realize I was reading it as a comic book instead of watching the show, and then another dream starts which I wont get into

One nightmare I had as a caca was of a deer with red eyes jumping straight into the second floor where my room was and breaking the window, scariest thing ever

i used to have a lot of dreams about weird malls with crazy elevators and backrooms type stuff and apparently it's a common dream if you search for "mallworld" you'll find it on reddit o algo

I had this nightmare where a black ooze like creature was invading the earth, or at least where ever this snow ridden hell hole I was at. While the thing was consuming the landscape and people around it into its ever growing mass I managed to huddle my family into a small bunker underground. Then I started lucid dreaming so I just gooned to sissy fantasies until I woke

>>16293394 (OP)
I dreamed about soyteens posting gems instead of coal all the time.

>>16293394 (OP)
a couple days ago i had a dream where these small little frogs got in my room and i tried vacuuming them up and they got in my mouth somehow and so there were dead frog limbs in my mouth and i woke up really disgusted

>>16293645
You must be living the dream then

>>16293645
I should recreate the gems I saw in my dreams?
Dream OC.

>>16293651
nah sounds gay

>>16293647
That actually happened but you were still partially asleep and then went back to bed after eating them

>>16293655
maybe…

>>16293624
wtf, i also have this same kind of recurring dream but it is in some fucked up hybrid of my elementary middle and highschool with endless bridges crossing over eachother in a central area that extends an endless amount of stories seemingly, although the setting usually isnt the focus of the dream its just a recurring element

>>16293651
do it

I had a dream that I saw someone wearing a shitty joker t shirt and their nose was bleeding for some reason. Then I went into some store in the mall and began beating the fuck out of a nigger while screaming "I HATE NIGGERS". I also picked up a leather coat from a shelf and put it on for some reason.

I genuinely have no clue what this means or why I had this dream

any lucid dreaming stories

>>16293682
You know what you must do

>>16293685
lucid dreaming isnt gemmy compared to the shit going on in regular dreams

>>16293689
Leveling hoards of niggers with my laser eyes is definitionally gemmy aldoebeit

>>16293682
>>16293688
I'll go into more detail because why not
>I forget the first half of the dream
>I remember going to a mall for some reason, I think I drove there
>Somewhere along the way, I saw some fat person wearing a joker t-shirt and their nose was bleeding. The shirt had that one fucking "jonkler" meme image on it in a repeated pattern and it was black and white.
>Then I eventually went inside of a store, looked a bit like Hot Topic, and yelled something like "ALL WHITE PEOPLE LEAVE, I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS"
>Grabbed a random leather(I think?) coat from some a shelf in the store.
>Some nigger came out of a door in the back, he was carrying in boxes and was probably stocking the shelves
>I began beating him
>He pulled out a gun and tried firing at me, but he missed every shot somehow
>I grabbed his gun when he ran out of ammo (it took him like 20 shots geg) and began beating him with it
>I woke up after
What does this dream mean?

>>16293729
It symbolizes your fight against loving bbc

>>16293394 (OP)
I've dreamated that I was doing terrorist stuff, planting bombs in a big final fantasy XII looking city. Before the end of the countdown I grappled a fat guy, dragged him away from the town's center and forced him to stay with me at the edge of the city to witness my work.
I don't know where this shit was coming from.

>>16293611
The

>>16293782
Nigger

I don’t have dreams

>>16293786
actual npc award

>>16293394 (OP)
That I Choke Slammed A Woman

i had a dream where i got doxed but i didnt care about it for some reason

i had a dream of a white ethno fascist state

had a dream a few months ago where i was strapped to a tourniquet in some doctors office or lab somewhere. the only door in the room suddenly burst open, i swear it was 90 decibels or something. 50 or so 4 inch tall gnomes came out and they forced me to watch them undress and begin raping each other violently. after about 10 minutes of this, the gnomes pulled down my pants and took a large rod from a closet in the room and tried to position it to enter my anus, i woke up before anything was inserted, thoughever.

>>16293858
That wasn't a dream

I had a dream i was cracking a cold one with my bull

>>16293858
dreams xir not fantasies

i remember being carried by solid snake while carrying a presumed drug package while he was jumping and spider slinging around some jungle/forest then arriving at orochimarus lair only to realize i've been possibly ambushed then when i nearly went to fight to keep my package safe i woke up
>

Had a dream I was tired and afterwards I woke up tired

The dream started with me at a family friends house with some girl, im just leaving when i get a call on my phone from a friend of mine who was asking to be given a ride home. it was late in the evening and the area they told me they were in was wayyyy out of our town. I get into the car with this girl and start driving, out of nowhere time seems to just fly past me and its already getting dark, and now im at the turn in the road I need to take, meaning im only a few miles away from the area my friend said he was in, I go down this gravel road and everything is fine up until this dog come fucking barrelling out of nowhere and starts chasing the car, I didn't want to hit it so i kept slowing down and trying to pull away and it eventually fucked off. the girl next to me says some stupid shit like "they should keep their dog on a leash even if its in the middle of nowhere on a farm blablabla", but out of nowhere she just drops what shes saying and starts shaking and holding onto the door, i look back and there is something like 40 more dogs all right by the car since we are moving so slow. I floor it and scream my head off like a bitch but more and more just start appearing, like they would fly out of the tree line or fields next to the road like they were trying to hit the car, i had to swerve all over the place, and right as i lost control and started spinning out i saw my friend just barely appear in the headlights, I think i might have hit him with the car but im not sure since I woke up after that. Sorry if this is written like shit, I drank an entire bottle of red wine earlier.

I had a dream where I was presumably a ukrainian infantryman and I killed tens upon tens of russians. It felt so vague and weird, almost as if I was used by the Ukrainian military as a sleeper agent o algo

Excerpt from an old journal:

[Guy from my high school] dropped a weight off a cliff and I had to go all the way down and pick it up. Or rather I volunteered cause I didn't want to do some fitness task in front of everybody, all the high school kids. I either knew I couldn't do it at all, or else I would do it really awkwardly and everyone would see how unathletic I was.

Down there I met [girl from my high school]. When we met I went in for a hug and she awkwardly tried to convert it into a fist bump. The usual sort of disgust I get from women.

But we or I was being chased by Kurz or Thanos (a conglomeration of the two most iconic LOTR Uruk-Hai, the red berserker and the charismatic guy who transported Merry and Pippin, neither of whose name I could remember), but he was also Leonidas, a powerful spartan. The point was to kill us ("Us" = [another high school friend] and I). His spear was so sharp it could stick into the ocean and stay stuck in its surface. That kind of humorous Greek-mythology image. And he said that it would get me, his spear would find my flesh, even the smallest bit. He hurled a spear at me and it stuck in the web between my thumb and my hand. We were desperately trying to fight back or survive. But the dream had little pain in it. Think we were also destroying his bike, puncturing the tires. I don't know why such a bad dude would ride a bicycle. But anyway.

Oh and there was some device which wasn't powerful enough. Missing like a Yamaha speaker or something. Maybe like a moped missing a battery or some part of its engine. It was just barely missing it.

The dream sort of lacked feelings. Everything felt fine. I never felt any real fear.

>>16293441
using videos of niggers to display your emotions is way cornier

>>16293394 (OP)
>I dreamed of falling in love with a namefag on the 'cuck
>xhe were a man
>woke up with a fat boner and cum in my pants
>Im straight and disgusted of fags