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 16294063[Quote] [Voice Chat]>>16294107>>16294213

>Be me
>Messing around with some shitty VNC servers
>Overloading pumps as usual
>Find VNC that looks like ventilation controls for some company called "Blue Origin"
>Gem it up
>Get bored and leave
>5 hours pass
>Friend tells me to look at the article i sent him
>BREAKING: Blue Origin rocket explodes
What did I just do, I'm fucked. You Niggers introduced me to this

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>>Be me
>>Messing around with some shitty VNC servers
>>Overloading pumps as usual
>>Find VNC that looks like ventilation controls for some company called "Blue Origin"
>>Gem it up
>>Get bored and leave
>>5 hours pass
>>Friend tells me to look at the article i sent him
>>BREAKING: Blue Origin rocket explodes
>What did I just do, I'm fucked. You Niggers introduced me to this

 16294084[Quote]

marge

 16294086[Quote]>>16294094

what the fuck do I do genuinely I did not use a VPN and I know I'll be getting a visit from the glowies

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first time?

 16294092[Quote]>>16294098

i used vnc to blow up some nigger shithole in malaysia with nukes onetime and nobody cared

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>>16294086
Op tell them that you were forced by the ravioli waffen

 16294098[Quote]>>16294103

>>16294092
nigga this is JEFF BEZOS we are talking about, my bloodline is FUCKED

 16294103[Quote]

>>16294098
rip your wages will be garnished for the rest of your life lil nigga

 16294107[Quote]

>>16294063 (OP)
better start rubbing your hands together and plastic surgeon your nose to avoid reprocussions

 16294114[Quote]

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>publicly admitting on the soyboy woajack site that you blew up a blue origin rocket

 16294118[Quote]

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Op just shift the blame to ravioli

 16294122[Quote]

I'm fucking praying that the ventilation had nothing to do with the rocket, i'm hoping it was just ventilation for a warehouse or some shit dude this is actually fucked

 16294136[Quote]>>16294139

LIKE WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY HAVE THE FUCKING VENTILLATION CONTROLS ON A FUCKINMG PUBLIC IP THAT IS GENUINLEY SO RRETATDE D AND IT HAD NIO FUCJKIUNBG PASSWORD

 16294139[Quote]

>>16294136
that's their fault at this point all you did was show them how shitty their security was

 16294167[Quote]

its 2 in the fucking morning im going to bed i swear to god if i wake up to glowies i dont know what will happen fucking hell fuck

 16294168[Quote]

OP just say ‘whoopsie doodles, I thought I was ordering a pizza’ like a bumbling retard and do a little jig when the glowies arrive

 16294174[Quote]>>16294193>>16294218

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This is your fault OP

 16294193[Quote]>>16294199

>>16294174
MAYTBE IF THEY HAD BETTER FUCKING SECURITY SHIT LIKE THIS WOULDNT HAPPEN LIKE FUCK HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD WHY DID IT NOT HVE A PASSWORD

 16294199[Quote]

>>16294193
if the glowies come pretend to be mentally handycapped

 16294205[Quote]

Joe Bezos here, you will pay for my rocket via 100$ gift cards you will also post bait on the shitty and break all rules

 16294210[Quote]>>16294215


 16294211[Quote]

Possibly my last moments as a free man and im wastinhgb it on a fuckjing soyjak website bro

 16294213[Quote]>>16294222

>>16294063 (OP)
if this is true your already fucked 'teen. either pray to science it was unrelated or go bug out at someones place like a schizo till the news comes about what caused it, then you will know if it was you, if it was get ready to go hop some borders and push an alias. if you do bug out don't bring a phone or anything with cell access so your not tracked o algo.

 16294215[Quote]

>>16294210
i know, ive read evrey fucking article twice over, im so fucking scared man

 16294217[Quote]>>16294225

>blow up rocket
>telle everyone about it on soyboy wojack site

 16294218[Quote]

>>16294174
I think ventilation issue would be more of a slowburn, this looks like fuel leak or smh

 16294219[Quote]>>16294229

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>The final mishap report identified the direct cause of the mishap as a cryogenic leak that froze a hydraulic line and led to a thrust anomaly
OP does that sound like anything you messed with?

 16294220[Quote]

i hope this is true and that blue origin really runs their rockets on an unsecured vnc server in venezuela and got raped by a soyteen

 16294222[Quote]

>>16294213
tbh I don't see how this could happen I think it's highly unlikely what he did could do that to a rocket. maybe blame the knuckle dragging engineers perhaps? OP I wouldn't get too worried I was just fucking with you

 16294225[Quote]

>>16294217
nigger ius dont know who else to tell my friend already knows this becasuie he saw me doiung it but other thanb that no one knows

 16294229[Quote]

>>16294219
THERE WAS LIKE 10 FUCKING TEXT BOXXES ADN I PUT 1488 IN ALL OF THEM I DONYT KNOIW IT WAS JUST SOME SCIENCE BULLSHITY

 16294232[Quote]>>16294240

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OP you have to own this one you pwned jeffy

 16294235[Quote]

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>i hope this is true and that blue origin really runs their rockets on an unsecured vnc server in venezuela and got raped by a soyteen

 16294240[Quote]>>16294247

>>16294232
EVREYONE IMN MY FAMILY IS GOING TO BE IN BILLIONS OF DOLLAREAS ION DEBT THIS IS NOT A FUCJIONG WIN

 16294246[Quote]

If I were you I wouldn't post this shit mate.
If some shady looking guys will come and start idk talking with your family….
Idk run of into rural Wyoiming and start Ted Kaczyński arc.

 16294247[Quote]

>>16294240
there's no way you are winning against jeff's lawyers dawg

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>Setting the coolant output to 1488 nigagallons per femtosecond because it’s the funny Hitler number and causing a rocket to fucking explode accidentally

 16294267[Quote]

No way Blue Origin is too retarded for such thing to happen

 16294268[Quote]

I pissed and shit myself from how funny this is



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