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Someone pass the ranch, Mother Bus is chopping a fresh word salad! 🥗

This girl talks about herself and her brood of children far more than she talks about God. But hey, it's all about his glory. She's so smug.

Also who is saying women are too fragile to be mothers??? That's not one of the many reasons why women are having fewer/no kids.

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I get the impression she’s trying to make an argument about abortion without calling attention to what she’s actually talking about.

The “yeah it might hurt” and “too fragile for motherhood” comments make me think she thinks people who get abortions might be “afraid” to have kids and her Instagram story is going to cure them of that.

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Considering she put lose your body twice ( whatever that means) i am thinking papa bus isn’t happy with her postpartum body maybe ?

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Yeah. Two “lose your bodies” and no “lose your career,” “lose your identity,” “lose your friends,” or any of the other cliches people say about motherhood? This is a her thing, not a society thing.

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Yeah- these always sound like confessionals to me.

He doesn't like her posty bod? Shame on you, bro! - Paul

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I love how Paul acted like "posty bod" is some kind of common term

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The call is coming from inside the RV!

They seem to be having more problems these days. He started a new business (we don’t know what) that she seemed to be opposed of, but he did it anyway because, y’all, God put the man in charge. Also, we have seen very few pictures of him lately - they are mainly all of mom and/or kids. Then, they all of a sudden she posted that they were letting one kid (in rotation) stay up periodically past their 7:00 bedtime so they could get “special one-on-one time with Mom and Dad. This is highly suspect given that, in the past, ALL of the kids got locked up in the back of the bus promptly at 7:00 so that the parents’ could have their romantic dinners, snuggle and watch a movie and, most importantly, have their God-ordained “special time”. Of course, the only post about this late night treat showed that it was the little girl’s turn and included a photo of the little girl cooking tacos by herself for her special night (in all fairness, someone was right there taking the photo). So, her special time was MAKING tacos for Mom and Dad to eat for dinner). I would hope that she got to do something else as well, but ???). Poor thing is the only girl. She probably does need to go to bed at 7:00 after a day of tending to the “men” and caring for the bus.

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Mother bus is my least favorite fundie she’s so annoying and pick me

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Me too. It sounds to me like God is just an excuse to have a heap of kids to neglect and travel around in a bus, nothing she says seems genuine unless she’s talking about herself.

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When fundies post shit like this, they’re always talking to themselves about their own insecurities.

This is what it looks like when you’re not allowed to have any other emotions except “sweet”.

Wtf is she even talking about. I'm not hearing any arguments about women being too weak for motherhood. Is this about fathers helping raise their kids too? That's fatherhood, a separate concept.

Get a grip and find your body, I guess, since you lost it twice.

Huh?

Apparently the whole world is saying "women are too fragile for motherhood"? We all hear that every day, right?

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Funny how she encourages everyone else to go for motherhood when she went for Air Force Reserves first. Hmmmm.

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Why can’t she just enjoy time with her kids??

Because she doesn’t enjoy it at all

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Where? Who said that? Literally all these people ever say is that women were intended for/designed for motherhood.

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I really hate the “SOCIETY SAYS MOTHERHOOD IS BAD!!1!1” post fundies do. No one is saying this. Stop trying to be victims so badly.

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Imagine studying without proper desks. Ugh. These people infuriate me in how little they value their children’s education.

Imagine taking your kids to play on that playground with her trying to teach them all the same over/under level lesson.

Fundies who try to homeschool their whole litter of kids give me a headache. I’m a teacher and even my kids who are in the same grade/class are totally different levels. I can’t imagine trying to teach that many kids who should (but probably aren’t) learning different things.

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I wonder if that bus comes with sickbags, because after reading that load of cobblers I need one!

I WISH the outlook was that woman are too fragile for motherhood… because my husband takes my 4yo shopping and gets accolades from strangers for literally doing the bare minimum. Like tf world is this lady living in??

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Just because many of us women aren’t selfish and putting ourhealth first to care for our already born kids , doesn’t mean we are weak or unfit for motherhood. I personally struggle with hypermesis and Gerd , and later ppd. I’m currently pregnant with my second and last child . F**** her entitlement to call others less because we don’t bite her narrative 🙄🙄

That selfie eye-fuck is really god-honoring 🙄

O-kay, those older boys are getting actually kinda adolescent now and that means they need a lot more space than they're getting.

Seriously fuck all the rest of it, I could point out the ways it's bullshit but that's not important. Those kids do not need to be in a closet with exactly one sister and infant brothers.

Did..... Did God go through motherhood for us???

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Does she need medical attention?

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That’s weird I don’t remember the part of the Bible where god got pregnant, gave birth over and over and had to parent a bunch of kids on a bus

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Lol, I think Fundie dads are too fragile for parenthood. They all look really lost and act so helpless. Poor things.

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I'm a woman and this is all incredibly irrelevant to me.

Like I don't relate to a single word. Nothing.

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